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by Kayo Chingonyi


  of a West African village. Dance for the times

  you’ve been stalked by store detectives

  for a lady on a bus, for the look of disgust

  on the face of a boy too young to understand

  why he hates but only that he must. Dance

  for Sammy, dead and penniless, and for the

  thousands still scraping a buck as street-corner

  hoofers who, though they dance for their food,

  move as if it is only them and the drums, talking.

  calling a spade a spade

  ‘What is the subconscious process of healing? What does it take? Perhaps it is something like how old schoolers would say you heal from a snake bite: having to spit out the venom again and again until there is no more’ – SAUL WILLIAMS

   The N Word

  I.

  You sly devil. Lounging in a Pinter script

  or pitched from a transit van’s rolled-down window;

  my shadow on this unlit road, though you’ve been

  smuggled from polite conversation. So when

  a friend of a friend has you poised on his lips

  you are not what he means, no call for balled fist,

  since he’s only signifyin(g) on the sign;

  making wine from the bad blood of history.

  Think of how you came into my life that day,

  of leaves strewn as I had never seen them strewn,

  knocking me about the head with your dark hands.

  II.

  ‘Pretty little lighty but I can get dark’ – ‘Get Dark’, MZ BRATT

  You came back as rubber lips, pepper grains, blik

  you’re so black you’re blik and how the word stuck to

  our tongues eclipsing – or so we thought – all fear

  that any moment anyone might notice

  and we’d be deemed the wrong side of a night sky.

  Lately you are a pretty little lighty who can

  get dark because, even now, dark means street

  which means beast which means leave now for Benfleet.

  These days I can’t watch a music video

  online without you trolling in the comments,

  dressed to kill in your new age binary clothes.

   Alterity

  Our match maker, the only other other

  kid in class, was my best friend after the urge

  passed to slap your negritude out of his mouth.

  Knowing what it was to have the spotlight

  we stood in line for auditions in the hall.

  In lieu of a third we were the two magi,

  honouring a blue-eyed plastic messiah,

  bearing our gifts of thrifty chinoiserie.

  The holy mother was a girl named Phyllis.

  I had my words down three weeks before the show:

  Come, Melchior; let’s make the best of the light.

   The Cricket Test

  Picture a cricket match, first week at upper

  school, blacks versus whites, that slight hesitation

  on choosing a side, and you’re close to knowing

  why I’ve been trying to master this language.

  Raised as I was, some words in this argot catch

  in the throat, seemingly made for someone else

  (the sticking point from which all else is fixed).

  We lost to a one-handed catch. After the match

  our changing room was a shrine to apartheid.

  When I crossed the threshold, Danny asked me why

  I’d stand here when I could be there, with my kind.

   The Conservatoire System

  All of that to fetch up here, on secondment

  to the institute of whiteface minstrelsy –

  where I must flay myself nightly or risk

  the indignity of being seen, in blackness,

  as I am or as I’ve been taught, from without,

  I am; an unconvincing Everyman.

  But why would I want to be that dry bastard

  with his pronouncements on all that can be seen

  and practice this, his art of self-effacement, by which

  he shakes off the vulgarity of being,

  the better to make himself praiseworthy?

   On Reading ‘Colloquy in Black Rock’

  Just when I think I’ve shaken you off, you’re there,

  innocuous, in Lowell’s poem – a flag

  out of fashion, still flown by a patriot.

  The seminar tutor tiptoes round you now.

  Ours is to note the working mind behind the word

  not what remains unsaid: there is us and them.

  Cut to requisite dreads, beads, a wooden pendant

  in the shape of a home I can’t remember,

  The Autobiography of Malcolm X.

  Our first time alone together she asks

  me why no one in my pictures is white.

   Varsity Blues

  an all-white production of for colored girls …

  I expect my lecturer to get the joke

  but he’s credulous, the theatrical risk

  becoming, in his mind, a piece in The Stage:

  Drama student critiques our post-race moment.

  I cast a banker’s daughter from the second year

  as the Lady in Blue in spite of the minstrel-

  show tone she affects to suggest otherness.

  A student reporter praises the vision

  of the production, the authenticity

  of the performances, the light and shade.

   Casting

  My agent says I have to use my street voice.

  Though my talent is for rakes and fops I’ll drop

  the necessary octaves, stifle a laugh

  at the playwright’s misplaced get me blud and safe.

  If I get it they’ll ask how long it takes me

  to grow cornrows without the small screen’s knowing

  wink. Three years RADA, two years rep and I’m sick

  of playing lean dark men who may have guns.

  I have a book of poems in my rucksack,

  blank pad, two pens, tattered A-Z, headphones

  that know Prokofiev as well as Prince Paul.

   Callbacks

  I have to stop working on my one-man show

  to take the call. They liked me, but could I try

  being Riley, sotto voce, the blind negro?

  When I got signed, my agent told me never

  say no to good money. She left out the part

  about playing Sam in every room, itching,

  of course, to play a tune. I take it (rent’s due).

  Besides, I would like to divide critical

  opinion just once. I’ll play him well-spoken.

  My agent is elated. That’s great, she says,

  you’re perfect for this role, you were born to play it.

   Normative Ethics

  In the safe distance of objectivity,

  you can speak, with a straight face, of being

  on the margins, being thought no longer cool

  (if you don’t know the curse that coolness confers):

  women who prize your chocolate voice above

  your words, or look at you like you’ve deserted

  the cause because you are holding hands with your

  Muzungu. Men who tut like you’ve stolen

  their birthright. A colleague, who doesn’t see you,

  angry at her own half-blackness, who can’t

  believe her best friend is fucking a nigger.

  Curfew

  This was soldier curfew he says, apropos

  of nothing, the way the best stories come

  round this table that just about holds us,

  bwali all but eaten, the flash of the thought

  a flame lighting up his face. He rests the tip

  of a finger in the space between his eyes,

  past curfew there were no warning shots.

  Auntie chip
s in as if this were little more

  than a scene they were rehearsing: you had

  to have a man with you at all times, especially

  at night, so my cousin would walk me home.

  In trousers and squared shoulders she could pass.

  She smiles a knowing smile at our scandalised

  faces. Faces we’ve bent into anguished shapes

  when she could smell a lie but let us improvise

  wildly until, hoist by our respective petards,

  we came clean, deferring to the knowledge

  of a woman who was a girl who could climb

  out of a window in hotpants and platforms,

  dance to the last ache in her legs and make

  it back before the cockerel crowed morning.

  25 October, 1964

  ‘Recently, a very close friend of mine declared it would take us another twenty years to be really independent. Was he right? I am afraid there is a lot of truth in this’ – DR. KENNETH KAUNDA, 1966

  We danced like Celts the day the news of it

  kicked the District Commissioner’s fat rump.

  Teachers who beat us till we couldn’t sit

  over little things, were, by lunch, so drunk

  Mr Chishala shut the school and followed

  his staff to a bar where colonial notes

  came back as loose change, baked groundnuts, hallowed

  pitchers of the local brew (a throat song

  known as Mosi). They drank to the freedom

  our children would inherit, then raised a glass

  to Leyland’s Hippo-shaped buses, heaving

  with the copper belt’s weary underclass

  who, in spite of a new nation, were still dressed

  in hunched shoulders, the shame of unpuffed chests.

  Legerdemain

  and, at last, you have come upon

  the jewel in the crown of our collection

  here at the Royal Museum for Central Africa:

  a magnifying glass used by one

  of the King’s functionaries

  who, by Royal decree, remained

  unsung among the sons of Europe

  until recently. Note the engraving

  on the ivory handle that tells us

  this glass was used in the Kasai.

  Since the official report was redacted

  some of you might be unaware

  of this particular brand of magic:

  the ‘trick was to use a magnifying

  glass to light a cigar, “after which

  the white man explained his intimate

  relation to the sun, and declared

  that if he were to request [the sun]

  to burn up his black brother’s

  village it would be done”’–

  and so it was the land changed hands

  as a cigar, given light, becomes a stub

  and its smoke that stays with you

  is the smoke from a burning village.

  How to Build Cathedrals

  after Cildo Meireles

  To think, when the Cessna’s

  wheels bumped the makeshift

  runway, women-folk walked

  uncovered and the men knew

  nothing of their godly duties.

  I started them on the Gospels.

  Marianne instilled the finer points

  of feminine deportment. Before long

  they knew the principal scriptures

  by heart and could recite the Hail Mary

  in the perfect broken English

  our predecessors bequeathed them.

  We’ve had a number of successes:

  children wake afraid of God’s wrath,

  ladies wear brassieres and the gents

  cease gambling on the Sabbath day.

  In the last sermon before hurricane season

  I say, tapping my breast, this is a church.

  Waves

  The year waves came in, when we sang

  you’re sweet like chocolate, boy

  without shame, everyone had a method

  for taming even the most rebellious head

  of pepper grains into slick, crazy-paved,

  deference to R&B stars looming large

  from hoardings, pasted into diaries

  and exercise books, their lyrics written

  out on the backs of hands. We wanted

  to be wanted like that, so we slept with

  our mothers’ head wraps tight, to keep

  the facade in place. Some taught themselves

  the grace of clippers, so they could tidy

  up their edges in the bathroom mirror,

  others sought the counsel of barbers,

  technicians of the razor blade

  who could elevate a trim to a thing

  of head-turning, transcendent beauty.

  But for all we tried to hide our stubble,

  ashamed of the hair’s natural grain,

  it came back unbidden as if each follicle

  knew that soon we would covet shaved

  lines in sideburns, eyebrows, anything

  to set ourselves apart, betray our roots.

  Malumbo

  for Malaika

  Your parents rejected my suggestion.

  I told them you could pull off Ethel.

  The jury is still out, Alesha out of the question

  (ditto Shaniqua and Chantelle).

  I’ve a soft spot for Dambisa, Malaika, or Mambwe

  but, whatever you are called, you should know

  we’ve all been waiting for your birthday;

  the look on your face as you apprehend snow.

  I hope you hold on to your wonder

  that you’ll never grow so stiffly poised

  a scent or song is not enough to conjure

  that smile of yours, the fullness of your voice.

  Orientation

  Buy yourself a copy of Labyrinths by Jorge Luis Borges. Turn to page 83. Read the fourteenth sentence aloud. Speaking these words will cause a set of coordinates to be burned into the skin of your left forearm. Follow them till you reach a war monument where you will see a man in a homemade lobster costume. Ask him if he has any suppositories. Let him guide you to a quiet spot where he’ll produce an apple strudel which you should eat. Outside a ‘67 Pontiac Firebird will wait. Take the driver’s seat by force. Under the seat you’ll find a sheaf of papers. On these papers will be written, in a script only you can decipher, your original name.

  How to Cry

  I’m going to fold, as an overloaded trestle folds,

  in the middle of Romford Market and bawl

  the way my small niece bawls for her mother

  when she leaves the room. In spite

  of our assurances, already the little one knows

  that those who leave might never come back.

  Though I keep God in a small closed box

  I’ll prostrate myself outside Argos,

  beat the cobbles with my palm

  till blood rings in my fingertips. There, amid

  cockneys selling fish, box-fresh from Billingsgate,

  tears will occur to eyes I thought I’d cried out.

  I want to be set off by our red brick uni,

  its array of strange faces. Show me round

  the flat that stinks of our sleeplessness,

  plans hatched in the whispers of small hours.

  I’m tired of this strength. Let me be bereft,

  watching the white limousine as it drives away.

  Loch Long by Ardgartan, Argyll

  Where night is a crow

  troubling the surface of the water

  and the light of morning

  is the breadth of a lover’s gaze

  and the loch-side mist

  gives you back to landscape

  I’ll wait for you.

  Where headlights are slow fish

  swimming miles of cobbled river

  and this cigarette�
�s glow

  is the effortless grace of a firefly

  and your troubles are bright

  as paper lanterns given to the sky

  by fire, you’ll find me.

  Where the ends of the earth

  are the view from a cabin window

  and the past is an old song

  nobody knows how to sing anymore

  and this moment is sudden rain

  soaking you through to the skin

  I’ll meet you.

  Kumukanda

  Since I haven’t danced among my fellow initiates,

  following a looped procession from woods at the edge

  of a village, Tata’s people would think me unfinished –

  a child who never sloughed off the childish estate

  to cross the river boys of our tribe must cross

  in order to die and come back grown.

  I was raised in a strange land, by small increments:

  when I bathed my mother the days she was too weak,

  when auntie broke the news and I chose a yellow suit

  and white shoes to dress my mother’s body,

  at the grave-side when the man I almost grew to call

  dad, though we both needed a hug, shook my hand.

  If my alternate self, who never left, could see me

  what would he make of these literary pretensions,

  this need to speak with a tongue that isn’t mine?

  Would he be strange to me as I to him, frowning

  as he greets me in the language of my father

  and my father’s father and my father’s father’s father?

  H-O-R-S-E

  August. Each of us in shorts, a white tee.

  This warmth has brought the ballers out in force.

  And though he’s been dead since 1993

  my father and I play a game of H-O-R-S-E.

  Next to us, a group of friends play three on three

  backed by Biggie’s elegant contortions

  (to better demonstrate the importance

 

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