‘Not by me, I hope,’ said Phineas.
‘Nobody else can do it That is to say it must be done in your name. Of course it would be a Government matter, as far as expense goes, and all that.’
‘I am sorry the Duke should think so.’
‘I don’t see that it could hurt you.’
‘I am sorry the Duke should think so,’ repeated Phineas, – ‘because nothing can be done in my name. I have made up my mind about it I think the Duke is wrong in wishing it, and I believe that were any action taken, we should only be playing into the hands of that wretched fellow, Quintus Slide. I have long been conversant with Mr Quintus Slide, and have quite made up my mind that I will never play upon his pipe. And you may tell the Duke that there are other reasons. The man has referred to my past life, and in seeking to justify those remarks he would be enabled to drag before the public circumstances and stories, and perhaps persons, in a manner that I personally should disregard, but which, for the sake of others, I am bound to prevent You will explain all this to the Duke?’
‘I am afraid you will find the Duke very urgent.’
‘I must then express my great sorrow that I cannot oblige the Duke. I trust I need hardly say that the Duke has no colleague more devoted to his interest than I am. Were he to wish me to change my office, or to abandon it, or to undertake any political duty within the compass of my small powers, he would find me ready to obey his behests. But in this matter others are concerned, and I cannot make my judgment subordinate to his.’ The private Secretary looked very serious, and simply said that he would do his best to explain these objections to his Grace.
That the Duke would take his refusal in bad part Phineas felt nearly certain. He had been a little surprised at the coldness of the Minister’s manner to him after the statement he had made in the House, and had mentioned the matter to his wife. ‘You hardly know him,’ she had said, ‘as well as I do.’
‘Certainly not. You ought to know him very intimately, and I have had but little personal friendship with him. But it was a moment in which the man might, for the moment, have been cordial.’
‘It was not a moment for his cordiality. The Duchess says that if you want to get a really genial smile from him you must talk to him about cork soles. I know exactly what she means. He loves to be simple, but he does not know how to show people that he likes it. Lady Rosina found him out by accident.’
‘Don’t suppose that I am in the least aggrieved,’ he had said. And now he spoke again to his wife in the same spirit. ‘Warburton clearly thinks that he will be offended, and Warburton, I suppose, knows his mind.’
‘I don’t see why he should. I have been reading it longer, and I still find it very difficult. Lady Glen has been at the work for the last fifteen years, and sometimes owns that there are passages she has not mastered yet I fancy Mr Warburton is afraid of him, and is a little given to fancy that everybody should bow down to him. Now if there is anything certain about the Duke it is this, – that he doesn’t want anyone to bow down to him. He hates all bowing down.’
‘I don’t think he loves those who oppose him.’
‘It is not the opposition he hates, but the cause in the man’s mind which may produce it When Sir Orlando opposed him, and he thought that Sir Orlando’s opposition was founded on jealousy, then he despised Sir Orlando. But had he believed in Sir Orlando’s belief in the new ships, he would have been capable of pressing Sir Orlando to his bosom, although he might have been forced to oppose Sir Orlando’s ships in the Cabinet.’
‘He is a Sir Bayard6 to you,’ said Phineas, laughing.
‘Rather a Don Quixote, whom I take to have been the better man of the two. I’ll tell you what he is, Phineas, and how he is better than all the real knights of whom I have ever read in story. He is a man altogether without guile, and entirely devoted to his country. Do not quarrel with him, if you can help it.’
Phineas had not the slightest desire to quarrel with his chief; but he did think it to be not improbable that his chief would quarrel with him. It was notorious to him as a member of the Cabinet, – as a colleague living with other colleagues by whom the Prime Minister was coddled, and especially as the husband of his wife, who lived almost continually with the Prime Minister’s wife, – that the Duke was cut to the quick by the accusation that he had hounded Ferdinand Lopez to his death. The Prime Minister had defended himself in the House against the first charge by means of Phineas Finn, and now required Phineas to defend him from the second charge in another way. This he was obliged to refuse to do. And then the Minister’s private Secretary looked very grave, and left him with the impression that the Duke would be much annoyed, if not offended. And already there had grown up an idea that the Duke would have on the list of his colleagues none who were personally disgreeable to himself. Though he was by no means a strong Minister in regard to political measures, or the proper dominion of his party, still men were afraid of him. It was not that he would call upon them to resign, but that, if aggrieved, he would resign himself. Sir Orlando Drought had rebelled and had tried a fall with the Prime Minister, – and had greatly failed. Phineas determined that if frowned upon he would resign, but that he certainly would bring no action for libel against the People’s Banner.
A week passed after he had seen Warburton before he by chance found himself alone with the Prime Minister. This occurred at the house in Carlton Gardens, at which he was a frequent visitor, – and could hardly have ceased to be so without being noticed, as his wife spent half her time there. It was evident to him then that the occasion was sought for by the Duke. ‘Mr Finn,’ said the Duke, ‘I wanted to have a word or two with you.’
‘Certainly,’ said Phineas, arresting his steps.
‘Warburton spoke to you about that – that newspaper.’
‘Yes, Duke. He seemed to think that there should be an action for libel.’
‘I thought so too. It was very bad, you know.’
‘Yes; – it was bad. I have known the People’s Banner for some time, and it is always bad.’
‘No doubt; – no doubt It is bad, very bad. Is it not sad that there should be such dishonesty, and that nothing can be done to stop it? Warburton says that you won’t hear of an action in your name.’
‘There are reasons, Duke.’
‘No doubt; – no doubt Well; – there’s an end of it. I own I think the man should be punished. I am not often vindictive, but I think that he should be punished. However, I suppose it cannot be.’
‘I don’t see the way.’
‘So be it. So be it. It must be entirely for you to judge. Are you not longing to get into the country, Mr Finn?’
‘Hardly yet,’ said Phineas, surprised. ‘It’s only June, and we have two months more of it. What is the use of longing yet?’
‘Two months more!’ said the Duke. ‘Two months certainly. But even two months will come to an end. We go down to Matching quietly, – very quietly, – when the time does come. You must promise that you’ll come with us. Eh? I make a point of it, Mr Finn.’
Phineas did promise, and thought that he had succeeded in mastering one of the difficult passages in that book.
CHAPTER 63
The Duchess and her Friend
But the Duke, though he was by far too magnanimous to be angry with Phineas Finn because Phineas would not fall into his views respecting the proposed action, was not the less tormented and goaded by what the newspapers said. The assertion that he had hounded Ferdinand Lopez to his death, that by his defence of himself he had brought the man’s blood on his head, was made and repeated till those around him did not dare to mention the name of Lopez in his hearing. Even his wife was restrained and became fearful, and in her heart of hearts began almost to wish for that retirement to which he occasionally alluded as a distant Elysium which he should never be allowed to reach. He was beginning to have the worn look of an old man. His scanty hair was turning grey, and his long thin cheeks longer and thinner. Of what he did when sitting a
lone in his chamber, either at home or at the Treasury Chamber, she knew less and less from day to day, and she began to think that much of his sorrow arose from the fact that among them they would allow him to do nothing. There was no special subject now which stirred him to eagerness and brought upon herself explanations which were tedious and unintelligible to her, but evidently delightful to him. There were no quints or semi-tenths7 now, no aspirations for decimal perfection, no delightfully fatiguing hours spent in the manipulation of the multiplication table. And she could not but observe that the old Duke now spoke to her much less frequently of her husband’s political position than had been his habit. Through the first year and a half of the present ministerial arrangement he had been constant in his advice to her, and had always, even when things were difficult, been cheery and full of hope. He still came frequently to the house, but did not often see her. And when he did see her he seemed to avoid all allusion either to the political successes or the political reverses of the Coalition. And even her other special allies seemed to labour under unusual restraint with her. Barrington Erle seldom told her any news. Mr Rattler never had a word for her. Warburton, who had ever been discreet, became almost petrified by discretion. And even Phineas Finn had grown to be solemn, silent, and uncommunicative. ‘Have you heard who is the new Prime Minister?’ she said to Mrs Finn one day.
‘Has there been a change?’
‘I suppose so. Everything has become so quiet that I cannot imagine that Plantagenet is still in office. Do you know what anybody is doing?’
‘The world is going on very smoothly, I take it.’
‘I hate smoothness. It always means treachery and danger. I feel sure that there will be a great blow up before long. I smell it in the air. Don’t you tremble for your husband?’
‘Why should I? He likes being in office because it gives him something to do; but he would never be an idle man. As long as he has a seat in Parliament I shall be contented.’
‘To have been Prime Minister is something after all, and they can’t rob him of that,’ said the Duchess, recurring again to her own husband. ‘I half fancy sometimes that the charm of the thing is growing upon him.’
‘Upon the Duke?’
‘Yes. He is always talking of the delight he will have in giving it up. He is always Cincinnatus, going back to his peaches and his ploughs.8 But I fear he is beginning to feel that the salt would be gone out of his life if he ceased to be the first man in the kingdom. He has never said so, but there is a nervousness about him when I suggest to him the name of this or that man as his successor which alarms me. And I think he is becoming a tyrant with his own men. He spoke the other day of Lord Drummond almost as though he meant to have him whipped. It isn’t what one expected from him; – is it?’
‘The weight of the load on his mind makes him irritable.’
‘Either that, or having no load. If he had really much to do he wouldn’t surely have time to think so much of that poor wretch who destroyed himself. Such sensitiveness is simply a disease. One can never punish any fault in the world if the sinner can revenge himself upon us by rushing into eternity. Sometimes I see him shiver and shudder, and then I know that he is thinking of Lopez.’
‘I can understand all that, Lady Glen.’
‘It isn’t as it should be, though you can understand it I’ll bet you a guinea that Sir Timothy Beeswax has to go out before the beginning of next Session.’
‘I’ve no objection. But why Sir Timothy?’
‘He mentioned Lopez’ name the other day before Plantagenet. I heard him. Plantagenet pulled that long face of his, looking as though he meant to impose silence on the whole world for the next six weeks. But Sir Timothy is brass itself, a sounding cymbal of brass9 that nothing can silence. He went on to declare with that loud voice of his that the death of Lopez was a good riddance of bad rubbish. Plantagenet turned away and left the room and shut himself up. He didn’t declare to himself that he’d dismiss Sir Timothy, because that’s not the way of his mind. But you’ll see that Sir Timothy will have to go.’
‘That, at any rate, will be a good riddance of bad rubbish,’ said Mrs Finn, who did not love Sir Timothy Beeswax.
Soon after that the Duchess made up her mind that she would interrogate the Duke of St Bungay as to the present state of affairs. It was then the end of June, and nearly one of those long and tedious months had gone by of which the Duke spoke so feelingly when he asked Phineas Finn to come down to Matching. Hope had been expressed in more than one quarter that this would be a short Session. Such hopes are much more common in June than in July, and, though rarely verified, serve to keep up the drooping spirits of languid senators. ‘I suppose we shall be early out of town, Duke,’ she said one day.
‘I think so. I don’t see what there is to keep us. It often happens that ministers are a great deal better in the country than in London, and I fancy it will be so this year.’
‘You never think of the poor girls who haven’t got their husbands yet.’
‘They should make better use of their time. Besides, they can get their husbands in the country.’
‘It’s quite true that they never get to the end of their labours. They are not like you members of Parliament who can shut up your portfolios and go and shoot grouse. They have to keep at their work spring and summer, autumn and winter, – year after year! How they must hate the men they persecute!’
‘I don’t think we can put off going for their sake.’
‘Men are always selfish, I know. What do you think of Plantagenet lately?’ The question was put very abruptly, without a moment’s notice, and there was no avoiding it.
‘Think of him!’
‘Yes; – what do you think of his condition; – of his happiness, his health, his capacity of endurance? Will he be able to go on much longer? Now, my dear Duke, don’t stare at me like that You know, and I know, that you haven’t spoken a word to me for the last two months. And you know, and I know, how many things there are of which we are both thinking in common. You haven’t quarelled with Plantagenet?’
‘Quarrelled with him! Good heavens, no.’
‘Of course I know you still call him your noble colleague, and your noble friend, and make one of the same team with him and all that. But it used to be so much more than that.’
‘It is still more than that; – very much more.’
‘It was you who made him Prime Minister.’
‘No, no, no; – and again no. He made himself Prime Minister by obtaining the confidence of the House of Commons. There is no other possible way in which a man can become Prime Minister in this country.’
‘If I were not very serious at this moment, Duke, I should make an allusion to the – Marines.’ No other human being could have said this to the Duke of St Bungay, except the young woman whom he had petted all his life as Lady Glencora. ‘But I am very serious,’ she continued, ‘and I may say not very happy. Of course the big wigs of a party have to settle among themselves who shall be their leader, and when this party was formed they settled, at your advice, that Plantagenet should be the man.’
‘My dear Lady Glen, I cannot allow that to pass without contradiction.’
‘Do not suppose that I am finding fault, or even that I am ungrateful. No one rejoiced as I rejoiced. No one still feels so much pride in it as I feel. I would have given ten years of my life to make him Prime Minister, and now I would give five to keep him so. It is like it was to be king, when men struggled among themselves who should be king. Whatever he may be, I am ambitious. I love to think that other men should look at him as being above them, and that something of this should come down upon me as his wife. I do not know whether it was not the happiest moment of my life when he told me that the Queen had sent for him.’
‘It was not so with him.’
‘No, Duke, – no! He and I are very different. He only wants to be useful. At any rate, that was all he did want.’
‘He is still the same.’
‘A
man cannot always be carrying a huge load up a hill without having his back bent.’
‘I don’t know that the load need be so heavy, Duchess.’
Ah, but what is the load? It is not going to the Treasury Chambers at eleven or twelve in the morning, and sitting four or five times a week in the House of Lords till seven or eight o’clock. He was never ill when he would remain in the House of Commons till two in the morning, and not have a decent dinner above twice in the week. The load I speak of isn’t work.’
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