The Son of Neptune hoo-2

by Rick Riordan

  Ella squawked. Just getting her into the parking lot had been a major challenge, but now she started backing away, muttering, ‘“Jupiter. Hydrogen and helium. Sixty-three satellites.” No minions. Nope.’

  Hazel put her arm around Ella’s wings. She seemed to be the only one who could touch the harpy without causing lots of screaming and twitching.

  Frank stayed at Percy’s side. He held his spear ready, as if the old man might charge them.

  Percy brought out the ceramic vials. ‘I have a different wager. We’ve got two flasks of gorgon’s blood. One kills. One heals. They look exactly the same. Even we don’t know which is which. If you choose the right one, it could cure your blindness.’

  Phineas held out his hands eagerly. ‘Let me feel them. Let me smell them.’

  ‘Not so fast,’ Percy said. ‘First you agree to the terms.’

  ‘Terms …’ Phineas was breathing shallowly. Percy could tell he was hungry to take the offer. ‘Prophecy and sight … I’d be unstoppable. I could own this city. I’d build my palace here, surrounded by food trucks. I could capture that harpy myself!’

  ‘N-noo,’ Ella said nervously. ‘Nope, nope, nope.’

  A villainous laugh is hard to pull off when you’re wearing pink bunny slippers, but Phineas gave it his best shot. ‘Very well, demigod. What are your terms?’

  ‘You get to choose a vial,’ Percy said. ‘No uncorking, no sniffing before you decide.’

  ‘That’s not fair! I’m blind.’

  ‘And I don’t have your sense of smell,’ Percy countered. ‘You can hold the vials. And I’ll swear on the River Styx that they look identical. They’re exactly what I told you: gorgon’s blood, one vial from the left side of the monster, one from the right. And I swear that none of us knows which is which.’

  Percy looked back at Hazel. ‘Uh, you’re our Underworld expert. With all this weird stuff going on with Death, is an oath on the River Styx still binding?’

  ‘Yes,’ she said, without hesitation. ‘To break such a vow … Well, just don’t do it. There are worse things than death.’

  Phineas stroked his beard. ‘So I choose which vial to drink. You have to drink the other one. We swear to drink at the same time.’

  ‘Right,’ Percy said.

  ‘The loser dies, obviously,’ Phineas said. ‘That kind of poison would probably keep even me from coming back to life … for a long time, at least. My essence would be scattered and degraded. So I’m risking quite a lot.’

  ‘But if you win, you get everything,’ Percy said. ‘If I die, my friends will swear to leave you in peace and not take revenge. You’d have your sight back, which even Gaia won’t give you.’

  The old man’s expression soured. Percy could tell he’d struck a nerve. Phineas wanted to see. As much as Gaia had given him, he resented being kept in the dark.

  ‘If I lose,’ the old man said, ‘I’ll be dead, unable to give you information. How does that help you?’

  Percy was glad he’d talked this through with his friends ahead of time. Frank had suggested the answer.

  ‘You write down the location of Alcyoneus’s lair ahead of time,’ Percy said. ‘Keep it to yourself, but swear on the River Styx it’s specific and accurate. You also have to swear that if you lose and die, the harpies will be released from their curse.’

  ‘Those are high stakes,’ Phineas grumbled. ‘You face death, Percy Jackson. Wouldn’t it be simpler just to hand over the harpy?’

  ‘Not an option.’

  Phineas smiled slowly. ‘So you are starting to understand her worth. Once I have my sight, I’ll capture her myself, you know. Whoever controls that harpy … well, I was a king once. This gamble could make me a king again.’

  ‘You’re getting ahead of yourself,’ Percy said. ‘Do we have a deal?’

  Phineas tapped his nose thoughtfully. ‘I can’t foresee the outcome. Annoying how that works. A completely unexpected gamble … it makes the future cloudy. But I can tell you this, Percy Jackson – a bit of free advice. If you survive today, you’re not going to like your future. A big sacrifice is coming, and you won’t have the courage to make it. That will cost you dearly. It will cost the world dearly. It might be easier if you just choose the poison.’

  Percy’s mouth tasted like Iris’s sour green tea. He wanted to think the old man was just psyching him out, but something told him the prediction was true. He remembered Juno’s warning when he’d chosen to go to Camp Jupiter: You will feel pain, misery and loss beyond anything you’ve ever known. But you might have a chance to save your old friends and family.

  In the trees around the parking lot, the harpies gathered to watch as if they sensed what was at stake. Frank and Hazel studied Percy’s face with concern. He’d assured them the odds weren’t as bad as fifty-fifty. He did have a plan. Of course, the plan could backfire. His chance of survival might be a hundred per cent – or zero. He hadn’t mentioned that.

  ‘Do we have a deal?’ he asked again.

  Phineas grinned. ‘I swear on the River Styx to abide by the terms, just as you have described them. Frank Zhang, you’re the descendant of an Argonaut. I trust your word. If I win, do you and your friend Hazel swear to leave me in peace, and not seek revenge?’

  Frank’s hands were clenched so tight Percy thought he might break his gold spear, but he managed to grumble, ‘I swear it on the River Styx.’

  ‘I also swear,’ Hazel said.

  ‘Swear,’ Ella muttered. ‘“Swear not by the moon, the inconstant moon.”’

  Phineas laughed. ‘In that case, find me something to write with. Let’s get started.’

  Frank borrowed a napkin and a pen from a food truck vendor. Phineas scribbled something on the napkin and put it in his bathrobe pocket. ‘I swear this is the location of Alcyoneus’s lair. Not that you’ll live long enough to read it.’

  Percy drew his sword and swept all the food off the picnic table. Phineas sat on one side. Percy sat on the other.

  Phineas held out his hands. ‘Let me feel the vials.’

  Percy gazed at the hills in the distance. He imagined the shadowy face of a sleeping woman. He sent his thoughts into the ground beneath him and hoped the goddess was listening.

  Okay, Gaia, he said. I’m calling your bluff. You say I’m a valuable pawn. You say you’ve got plans for me, and you’re going to spare me until I make it north. Who’s more valuable to you – me, or this old man? Because one of us is about to die.

  Phineas curled his fingers in a grasping motion. ‘Losing your nerve, Percy Jackson? Let me have them.’

  Percy passed him the vials.

  The old man compared their weight. He ran his fingers along the ceramic surfaces. Then he set them both on the table and rested one hand lightly on each. A tremor passed through the ground – a mild earthquake, just strong enough to make Percy’s teeth chatter. Ella cawed nervously.

  The vial on the left seemed to shake slightly more than the one on the right.

  Phineas grinned wickedly. He closed his fingers around the left-hand vial. ‘You were a fool, Percy Jackson. I choose this one. Now we drink.’

  Percy took the vial on the right. His teeth were chattering.

  The old man raised his vial. ‘A toast to the sons of Neptune.’

  They both uncorked their vials and drank.

  Immediately, Percy doubled over, his throat burning. His mouth tasted like gasoline.

  ‘Oh, gods,’ Hazel said behind him.

  ‘Nope!’ Ella said. ‘Nope, nope, nope.’

  Percy’s vision blurred. He could see Phineas grinning in triumph, sitting up straighter, blinking his eyes in anticipation.

  ‘Yes!’ he cried. ‘Any moment now, my sight will return!’

  Percy had chosen wrong. He’d been stupid to take such a risk. He felt like broken glass was working its way through his stomach, into his intestines.

  ‘Percy!’ Frank gripped his shoulders. ‘Percy, you can’t die!’

  He gasped for breath …
and suddenly his vision cleared.

  At the same moment, Phineas hunched over like he’d been punched.

  ‘You – you can’t!’ the old man wailed. ‘Gaia, you – you -’

  He staggered to his feet and stumbled away from the table, clutching his stomach. ‘I’m too valuable!’

  Steam came out of his mouth. A sickly yellow vapour rose from his ears, his beard, his blind eyes.

  ‘Unfair!’ he screamed. ‘You tricked me!’

  He tried to claw the piece of paper out of his robe pocket, but his hands crumbled, his fingers turning to sand.

  Percy rose unsteadily. He didn’t feel cured of anything in particular. His memory hadn’t magically returned. But the pain had stopped.

  ‘No one tricked you,’ Percy said. ‘You made your choice freely, and I hold you to your oath.’

  The blind king wailed in agony. He turned in a circle, steaming and slowly disintegrating until there was nothing left but an old, stained bathrobe and a pair of bunny slippers.

  ‘Those,’ Frank said, ‘are the most disgusting spoils of war ever.’

  A woman’s voice spoke in Percy’s mind. A gamble, Percy Jackson. It was a sleepy whisper, with just a hint of grudging admiration. You forced me to choose, and you are more important to my plans than the old seer. But do not press your luck. When your death comes, I promise it will be much more painful than gorgon’s blood.

  Hazel prodded the robe with her sword. There was nothing underneath – no sign that Phineas was trying to re-form. She looked at Percy in awe. ‘That was either the bravest thing I’ve ever seen, or the stupidest.’

  Frank shook his head in disbelief. ‘Percy, how did you know? You were so confident he’d choose the poison.’

  ‘Gaia,’ Percy said. ‘She wants me to make it to Alaska. She thinks … I’m not sure. She thinks she can use me as part of her plan. She influenced Phineas to choose the wrong vial.’

  Frank stared in horror at the remains of the old man. ‘Gaia would kill her own servant rather than you? That’s what you were betting on?’

  ‘Plans,’ Ella muttered. ‘Plans and plots. The lady in the ground. Big plans for Percy. Macrobiotic jerky for Ella.’

  Percy handed her the whole bag of jerky and she squeaked with joy. ‘Nope, nope, nope,’ she muttered, half-singing. ‘Phineas, nope. Food and words for Ella, yep.’

  Percy crouched over the bathrobe and pulled the old man’s note out of the pocket. It read: HUBBARD GLACIER.

  All that risk for two words. He handed the note to Hazel.

  ‘I know where that is,’ she said. ‘It’s pretty famous. But we’ve got a long, long way to go.’

  In the trees around the parking lot, the other harpies finally overcame their shock. They squawked with excitement and flew at the nearest food trucks, diving through the service windows and raiding the kitchens. Cooks shouted in many languages. Trucks shook back and forth. Feathers and food boxes flew everywhere.

  ‘We’d better get back to the boat,’ Percy said. ‘We’re running out of time.’

  XXIX

  Hazel

  EVEN BEFORE SHE GOT ON THE BOAT, Hazel felt queasy.

  She kept thinking about Phineas with steam coming out of his eyes, his hands crumbling to dust. Percy had assured her that she wasn’t like Phineas. But she was. She’d done something even worse than torment harpies.

  You started this whole thing! Phineas had said. If it weren’t for you, Alcyoneus wouldn’t be alive!

  As the boat sped down the Columbia River, Hazel tried to forget. She helped Ella make a nest out of old books and magazines they’d liberated from the library’s recycling bin.

  They hadn’t really planned on taking the harpy with them, but Ella acted like the matter was decided.

  ‘Friends,’ she muttered. ‘“Ten seasons. 1994 to 2004.” Friends melt Phineas and give Ella jerky. Ella will go with her friends.’

  Now she was roosting comfortably in the stern, nibbling bits of jerky and reciting random lines from Charles Dickens and 50 Tricks to Teach Your Dog.

  Percy knelt in the bow, steering them towards the ocean with his freaky mind-over-water powers. Hazel sat next to Frank on the centre bench, their shoulders touching, which made her feel as jittery as a harpy.

  She remembered how Frank stood up for her in Portland, shouting, ‘She’s a good person!’ like he was ready to take on anybody who denied it.

  She remembered the way he had looked on the hillside in Mendocino, alone in a clearing of poisoned grass with his spear in hand, fires burning all around him and the ashes of three basilisks at his feet.

  A week ago, if someone had suggested that Frank was a child of Mars, Hazel would have laughed. Frank was much too sweet and gentle for that. She had always felt protective of him because of his clumsiness and his knack for getting into trouble.

  Since they’d left camp, she saw him differently. He had more courage than she’d realized. He was the one looking out for her. She had to admit that the change was kind of nice.

  The river widened into the ocean. The Pax turned north. As they sailed, Frank kept her spirits up by telling her silly jokes – Why did the Minotaur cross the road? How many fauns does it take to change a lightbulb? He pointed out buildings along the coastline that reminded him of places in Vancouver.

  The sky started to darken, the sea turning the same rusty colour as Ella’s wings. 21 June was almost over. The Feast of Fortuna would happen in the evening, exactly seventy-two hours from now.

  Finally Frank brought out some food from his pack – sodas and muffins he’d scavenged from Phineas’s table. He passed them around.

  ‘It’s okay, Hazel,’ he said quietly. ‘My mom used to say you shouldn’t try to carry a problem alone. But if you don’t want to talk about it, that’s okay.’

  Hazel took a shaky breath. She was afraid to talk – not just because she was embarrassed. She didn’t want to black out and slip into the past.

  ‘You were right,’ she said, ‘when you guessed I came back from the Underworld. I’m … I’m an escapee. I shouldn’t be alive.’

  She felt like a dam had broken. The story flooded out. She explained how her mother had summoned Pluto and fallen in love with the god. She explained her mother’s wish for all the riches in the earth, and how that had turned into Hazel’s curse. She described her life in New Orleans – everything except her boyfriend Sammy. Looking at Frank, she couldn’t bring herself to talk about that.

  She described the Voice, and how Gaia had slowly taken over her mother’s mind. She explained how they had moved to Alaska, how Hazel had helped to raise the giant Alcyoneus, and how she had died, sinking the island into Resurrection Bay.

  She knew Percy and Ella were listening, but she spoke mostly to Frank. When she had finished, she was afraid to look at him. She waited for him to move away from her, maybe tell her she was a monster after all.

  Instead, he took her hand. ‘You sacrificed yourself to stop the giant from waking. I could never be that brave.’

  She felt her pulse throbbing in her neck. ‘It wasn’t bravery. I let my mother die. I cooperated with Gaia too long. I almost let her win.’

  ‘Hazel,’ said Percy. ‘You stood up to a goddess all by yourself. You did the right …’ His voice trailed off, as if he’d had an unpleasant thought. ‘What happened in the Underworld … I mean, after you died? You should’ve gone to Elysium. But if Nico brought you back -’

  ‘I didn’t go to Elysium.’ Her mouth felt dry as sand. ‘Please don’t ask …’

  But it was too late. She remembered her descent into the darkness, her arrival on the banks of the River Styx, and her consciousness began to slip.

  ‘Hazel?’ Frank asked.

  ‘“Slip Sliding Away”,’ Ella muttered. ‘Number five US single. Paul Simon. Frank, go with her. Simon says, Frank, go with her.’

  Hazel had no idea what Ella was talking about, but her vision darkened as she clung to Frank’s hand.

  She found herself bac
k in the Underworld, and this time Frank was at her side.

  They stood in Charon’s boat, crossing the Styx. Debris swirled in the dark waters – a deflated birthday balloon, a child’s dummy, a little plastic bride and groom from the top of a cake – all the remnants of human lives cut short.

  ‘Wh-where are we?’ Frank stood at her side, shimmering with a ghostly purple light as if he’d become a Lar.

  ‘It’s my past.’ Hazel felt strangely calm. ‘It’s just an echo. Don’t worry.’

  The boatman turned and grinned. One moment he was a handsome African man in an expensive silk suit. The next moment he was a skeleton in a dark robe. ‘Course you shouldn’t worry,’ he said with a British accent. He addressed Hazel, as if he couldn’t see Frank at all. ‘Told you I’d take you across, didn’t I? ’Sall right you don’t have a coin. Wouldn’t be proper, leaving Pluto’s daughter on the wrong side of the river.’

  The boat slid onto a dark beach. Hazel led Frank to the black gates of Erebos. The spirits parted for them, sensing she was a child of Pluto. The giant three-headed dog Cerberus growled in the gloom, but he let them pass. Inside the gates, they walked into a large pavilion and stood before the judges’ bench. Three black-robed figures in golden masks stared down at Hazel.

  Frank whimpered. ‘Who – ?’

  ‘They’ll decide my fate,’ she said. ‘Watch.’

  Just as before, the judges asked her no questions. They simply looked into her mind, pulling thoughts from her head and examining them like a collection of old photos.

  ‘Thwarted Gaia,’ the first judge said. ‘Prevented Alcyoneus from waking.’

  ‘But she raised the giant in the first place,’ the second judge argued. ‘Guilty of cowardice, weakness.’

  ‘She is young,’ said the third judge. ‘Her mother’s life hung in the balance.’

  ‘My mother.’ Hazel found the courage to speak. ‘Where is she? What is her fate?’

  The judges regarded her, their golden masks frozen in creepy smiles. ‘Your mother …’