Lord Sanderson’s panel was closed and there was no sign of the newspapers. Margery was just about to leave when the panel in the wall slid open and Lord Sanderson’s head popped out with the effect of a jack-in-the-box. He was wearing a nut-brown wig, which was slightly askew. Margery reflected how odd it was that white wigs or gray wigs, however badly made, gave their wearer a certain dignity, but brown wigs always bestowed a certain air of madness, even on such a personage as the Prince Regent, who had recently been seen wearing one. Then she noticed that, wig apart, his lordship was certainly behaving in a very strange manner. One chubby finger was laid alongside his bulbous nose and he was unmistakably leering.
“Come into my study,” invited Lord Sanderson, ogling her horribly.
Margery wondered for one wild minute whether she was meant to climb through the small opening, which at the moment was filled by Lord Sanderson’s great red face.
“How do I get there? Your study, I mean,” she faltered.
There was a whirring of some antique clockwork mechanism and a section of the paneling opened to reveal a small entrance.
Feeling somehow that she would do better to turn and run, Margery nonetheless edged through and found herself in a small cubicle, almost pressed up against Lord Sanderson. To her relief, the mechanism whirred again and another small door opened in the wall opposite. Lord Sanderson led the way into a surprisingly cozy study. The curtains were tightly drawn, but a cheerful fire blazed on the hearth and two large rose-shaded oil lamps cast a comfortable glow.
He was not so eccentric after all! Admittedly the cubicle between the walls showed more signs of occupation than the study, which must have been the reason Toby had led her to believe his father spent his whole life walled up.
Her apprehensions gone and now feeling amused and slightly indulgent, Margery smiled at his lordship and said, “What was it you wished to discuss with me?”
“You’re a one, ain’t you?” said his lordship, with the same horrible leer as before. “Hot as mustard, you are. Ain’t no doubt about that!”
Lady Margery drew herself up to her diminutive height. “You are abusing your position as a host, my lord. Pray conduct yourself in a more seemly manner.”
“Ho! Miss High and Mighty.” The leer was wiped from Lord Sanderson’s face, to be replaced by the malicious look of a spoiled brat. “There ain’t any lady of my acquaintance who gets herself engaged to three gentlemen on the same day!” Lord Sanderson brandished the newspapers in front of Margery’s bewildered face. Impatient with her seeming stupidity, he thrust the Gazette in front of her eyes. There, staring up at her, the black print seeming to leap out of the page, were three engagement notices. For all the world to see, Lady Margery Quennell was engaged to Toby Sanderson, Freddie Jamieson, and Viscount Swanley.
“I didn’t mean… I d-don’t know what c-can have h-happened,” stuttered Margery, backing away.
“That’s what all the lightskirts say,” said Lord Sanderson. “I know the world. I stay shut up here so’s to keep away from her and her fat feet and hairy face. But certain times I go down to the village to get a bit of young flesh. I’m still the lord ’bout these parts, heh! Respect the ladies, but the trollops? Let ’em scream and yell. There’s worse in life than to be mounted by me, heh!”
He was advancing on her. His wig had slipped completely to one side in his excitement and his shaven head gleamed in the rose light.
Margery looked wildly round for a means of escape. Lord Sanderson’s pudgy hands were stretching to the fastenings of her dress. She turned and banged furiously on the wall. Miraculously both doors slid open and Margery catapulted through, but not before she had left a sizable piece of her muslin dress in Lord Sanderson’s beefy hands.
Once again she was fleeing through the chain of saloons, but this time she was screaming for help at the top of her voice as Lord Sanderson lumbered after her.
Suddenly everyone appeared at once. She collided with the fat bulk of Lady Sanderson and sat down with a thump on the floor. The startled faces of Toby, the marquess, and Lady Sanderson gazed down at her.
Lady Sanderson was the first to recover her wits. She glared from the white face of Margery to the beefy hand of her husband, which was still clutching a piece of muslin.
“Strumpet!” she yelled at Margery.
“Hold on!” The cold voice of the Marquess of Edgecombe cut off whatever further Lady Sanderson was going to say. “I think Lord Sanderson owes us all an explanation.”
“That’s a fine one,” said Lord Sanderson. “I’m in my own manor and on my own land and a lightskirt is a lightskirt.”
“If I didn’t think you were quite mad,” said the marquess, “I would call you out, despite your age.”
“I’ll show you what kind of woman she is,” spluttered his lordship. “Come along!” They trailed after him to his study, Margery holding the rags of her dress round-her.
In silence, Lord Sanderson handed them the Gazette. In silence three pairs of eyes looked at it and then turned and stared at Margery.
The marquess was the first to speak. “This must be a practical joke,” he said with a reassuring smile.
Distraught with shame and worry, Margery blurted out, “But I told them not to announce the engagement. I didn’t mean… I didn’t know… I hadn’t made up my mind which of them I would marry.”
The look of distaste and contempt on the marquess’s face made Margery recoil as if he had struck her.
Toby Sanderson had forgotten all about ending his engagement. His friends had stolen a march on him—had made a fool of him. He felt as if he had caught them cheating at cards.
He made Margery a clumsy bow. “Your honor shall be avenged, my lady,” he said and strode from the room.
“Don’t be a fool, Toby,” yelled the marquess. “It was all her fault!”
Their voices died away to a murmur. Lord and Lady Sanderson stared at their young guest with baleful eyes.
Lady Margery became aware that Lady Amelia was standing at the entrance to the room. Amelia walked forward and put a comforting arm round Margery’s shoulders.
“Come, dear,” she said. “We shall pack and leave immediately.”
“She ain’t leaving nohow until we get an apology,” snapped Lady Sanderson.
Margery had never known Amelia to be anything other than a motherly, tranquil person. Now a new Amelia emerged. With gray eyes as hard as frost, she stared down at the ruin of Margery’s dress and then at Lord Sanderson until he dropped his eyes.
“You deserve to be horsewhipped or put on show at Bartholomew Fair with the other freaks,” she said in a voice that dripped acid. “You will inform the servants that we are leaving, and if you so much as interrupt my progress, I shall not be responsible for my actions.”
She drew the trembling girl from the room and left my lord and my lady staring after her in surprise. They felt as if some pet hound had suddenly bitten them in the ankle.
CHAPTER SEVEN
The white-hot heat of rage that had carried Toby posthaste to London had also carried him straight to Watier’s, where he found Freddie playing hazard. His hand seeming to move of its own volition, Toby struck his friend across the face and demanded satisfaction. He would kill Freddie first and deal with Perry afterwards.
His rage had carried him through a restless night and through the dark ride to Chalk Farm in the early hours of the morning, where he was to meet Freddie.
Now he would have given anything for one particle of that splendid rage to sustain him.
It was as beautiful a morning as a man could wish to see. Golden sunlight sparkled on the dew-laden grass and burned in diamonds on the spiders’ webs. Daisies starred the grass, opening their petals to the warmth of the sun. Quite near him, blissfully unaware of the violent world of men, a robin fought gallantly with a large worm. A hawthorn tree stood in the center of the field, a bridal miracle of white blossom. To Chaucer it was a sight that “fills full the wanton eye with May’s d
elight” but to Toby Sanderson it seemed like a white ghost come to mock the folly of one hotheaded London guck.
Toby wished Freddie would hurry up before the tide of memories threatened to engulf him. What sport and larks he and Freddie had kicked up together. Now, in a few minutes, they would be facing each other in all the glory of the summer’s morning, each attempting to put a ball through the heart of the other. Insanity!
Well, at least he, Toby, was a poor shot. Nonetheless, he would delope. Freddie should have the honor of killing his man.
Toby heard the clatter of horses’ hooves. His seconds had arrived. Then all too soon came the carriage with the surgeon, then Freddie himself, followed by Viscount Swanley and the Marquess of Edgecombe.
Both men measured their distance. The handkerchief fluttered to the ground. Both men deliberately raised their weapons to fire into the air. But Toby, who could not have hit a barn door were he pointing his weapon straight at it, by trying desperately to miss his friend by miles succeeded in hitting his target for the first time in his life.
Freddie stood swaying on his feet, his mouth hanging foolishly open in surprise, before he fell headlong on the grass, the blood from his wound gushing over the grass and staining the daisies crimson.
Toby fell to his knees. Great racking sobs tore themselves from his chest and shattered the summer silence like obscenities. Then he was dimly aware of the marquess shaking his shoulder and saying, “It’s all right, d’ye hear? It’s all right. I think Freddie has a flesh wound and that it looks worse than it is. The surgeon’s binding him up, and it won’t do him any good to hear you going on as if you’re at a funeral.”
Toby dried his eyes on his sleeve and let the marquess help him to his feet.
“We must make sure that this duel is not made public,” said the marquess sternly. “Do you hear me, Toby?”
Toby drew a shaky breath. “You mean because we must protect Lady Margery’s reputation?”
“Lady Margery’s reputation be damned,” said the marquess wrathfully. “I mean yours and Freddie’s. I would not have it known that you fought over such a… a scheming drab.”
Three weeks had passed since the unfortunate duel, and Lady Margery felt as if she were convalescing after a great illness. Guarded by the ever-vigilant Lady Amelia, she had seen no one although many had called.
A notice had been placed in the Gazette explaining that the three engagements had been a mistake, London found other things to gossip over, the duel was kept secret even from George Brummell, and Lady Margery Quennell remained fashionable.
With the resilience and optimism of youth, she began to recover quickly and to hope that her father had forgotten about selling Chelmswood. Mr. Jessieman had sent word to say that he had had no further instructions regarding the estate.
Amelia began to agree with her young friend that perhaps they had driven themselves into a pother over nothing and that it could be as well to retire to Chelmswood and conserve the rest of their money instead of frittering it away on a frantic hunt for a husband for Margery.
Amelia announced her intention of setting out for Chelmswood to see that all was in preparation for Margery’s return. Margery should follow in a few days’ time at her leisure. Lady Amelia did not feel it necessary to caution her young friend to keep to the town house. Margery still seemed to be disinterested in going back into society.
Lady Amelia had no sooner departed than Margery began to miss her constant presence and reassuring friendship. She felt on edge and restless. The sun blazed down day after day. The faint sound of music from balls and parties at the neighboring mansions filtered through the open windows on the evening breeze. The Marquess of Edgecombe must still be there somewhere in that fashionable world. Would he still look at her with scorn, or would he talk to her in that gentle voice he had used when they had been sitting before the fire that night, after the romp?
A gold-embossed invitation to a supper at Carlton House propped against the drawing-room mirror caught Margery’s eye. She had accepted it but now did not feel she had the courage to go, without the comforting chaperonage of Lady Amelia, and she had done nothing about finding another suitable lady to escort her.
On the day of the supper at Carlton House, Margery had just finished supervising her packing when Chuffley announced a caller. Mrs. Mary Worthey sailed into the room before his announcement had died away.
Mrs. Worthey was a wealthy widow who had busied herself during the early part of the season by buying her way into the best households. By great contrivance, she had secured an invitation to Carlton House. She did not wish to go with her usual unfashionable companions and, having heard that Lady Margery was all the crack, had decided to call to see if she could ingratiate herself into the good graces of this latest social star.
She was a tall, thin, angular woman, much rouged and powdered. Her dress was daringly damped, after the latest fashion, to reveal the scrawny charms of her middle-aged body. Youthful ringlets of an improbable shade of gold peeped out from underneath a frivolous bonnet in a screaming shade of pink. Her parasol had a handle as long as a Macaroni’s walking cane, and her gown, which was cut daringly short, showed bony ankles lashed into Roman sandals.
What was the purpose of this visit? Why, she had heard that dear Lady Amelia was out of town and wasn’t Edgecombe just saying to her the other day that poor Lady Margery would be in need of a chaperone an’ she wished to attend Carlton House?
Now, Mrs. Worthey had picked the marquess’s name out of the hat of her imagination at random. She could just as well have mentioned Sally Jersey or Brummell or Lord Alvanley or, for that matter, the Prince Regent himself.
Had she mentioned any other name, Margery would have perhaps seen the woman for what she was—vulgar, lying, and pushing.
But the marquess’s name suddenly endowed Mrs. Worthey with a glamor she did not deserve. On her entrance, Margery had been shocked at the vulgarity of Mrs. Worthey’s dress. Now she assumed that she, Margery, was out of touch with the very latest mode.
Yes, Lady Margery would be delighted to accept Mrs. Worthey’s escort. Too kind. Mrs. Worthey was an old campaigner. Having secured Margery’s promise, she hurriedly took her leave. She had too often made the mistake before of outstaying her welcome when her victim, no longer bedazzled by the stream of familiar and famous names, suddenly saw beyond them to the character of the woman herself.
So it was with some misgiving that Lady Margery took a cool, appraising look at her new friend as they set out for Carlton House that evening. Mrs. Worthey had so much white paint on her face and black paint round her eyes that she looked like a mummer. Jewels of every description were scattered about her person. She reeked of a mixture of old sweat, old perfume and new perfume, and burning hair where her maid had been overzealous in heating the curling tongs.
After one fastidious shudder, Margery retreated into the comfort of her thoughts. The marquess had mentioned her name. How odd that someone so fastidious should consult Mrs. Worthey. She looked like a Covent Garden abbess!
But he had thought of her. And Margery could not quite understand why a ray of sunshine seemed to have penetrated the gloom of her life.
But as she turned a deaf ear to Mrs. Worthey’s prattling, Margery suddenly realized that she was more than likely to have to confront her three former fiancés, and only the hope that she would be seated away from them kept her from turning back.
Margery was wearing the regulation court dress of black muslin over an underslip of rose sarcenet. Mrs. Worthey was similarly attired, except that she had achieved the almost impossible effect of making the formal court dress look positively indecent.
There were about two thousand guests milling around the rich splendor of Carlton House. The main supper table filled the two-hundred-foot length of the Gothic conservatory.
To Margery’s relief, Mrs. Worthey was ushered to a place at a table in the garden reserved for the less-distinguished guests. She herself was placed quite near
the important center of the table, with an elderly peer who seemed half asleep on one side of her and Tom Moore, pet poet of the Whig aristocracy, on her other. There was no need to search for a conversational opening. Mr. Moore burst into a rapt monologue wherein he gasped and exclaimed over “the gorgeous scenery, the assemblage of beauty, splendor, and profuse and magnificent…” Lady Margery began to relax and to enjoy being back in society.
In front of the regent’s seat was a large circular basin that fed a stream which flowed through banks of flowers down to the end of the table, and Margery noticed with delight that live gold and silver fish were swimming up and down in this artificial river. The prince was wearing the uniform of a field marshal—which he was entitled to do since he had just appointed himself one—and the seams of his gorgeous uniform were heavily embroidered.
There were hot soups and roasts, cold food, peaches, grapes, pineapples, and other out-of-season fruits piled up in great mounds. And, apart from the bewildering variety of wines, there was iced champagne for everybody. All the tureens, dishes, and plates were of silver.
Margery had heard some muted grumbles over the horrendous expense all this magnificence must be costing the country. Shelley had estimated the cost at 150,000 pounds, but others pointed out that the figure was surely exaggerated, and after all, the poet might be suffering from pique since he had not been invited.
Tom Moore ceased his eulogy and applied himself with equal energy to his food. Then a familiar drawling voice seemed to cut through the babble and Margery felt her heart leap into her throat.
“I am amazed,” said the familiar voice of the Marquess of Edgecombe, coming from somewhere down the table near the royal presence, “that this social gathering is graced by the dubious honor of the presence of Lady Margery Quennell.”
There was a shocked silence, broken by a few murmurs of “Steady on there,” and “Bad form, Charles.”
“Bad form?” queried the marquess, his voice ringing along the table. “Lady Margery became engaged to three of my friends and then sent a lying notice to the Gazette that it was all a mistake. She did, in fact, through greed and avarice, promise to marry each of the three wealthy young men in the hope of taking the first poor fish who rose to the bait.
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