by B. M. Bower
“Howdy! Where’s the rest of the bunch?” he called out as they hurried up to him. Whereupon the group of extras were sharp bitten by the envy of these two strangers, spoken to so familiarly by Luck Lindsay.
“Do you know, I feel sure the boys are being held in the lost-child place at the police station!” Rosemary Green, twinkled her brown eyes at him from between strands of crinkly brown hair. “I had tags all fixed, with name, age, owner’s address and all that, and I was going to hang them around the boys’ necks with pale blue ribbon—pale blue would be so becoming! But do you know, I couldn’t find them! I feel worried. I should hate to waste thirty-nine cents worth of pale blue ribbon. I can’t wear it myself; it makes me look positively swarthy.” Rosemary Green had a most captivating way of saying swarthy.
The corners of Luck’s mouth came up instantly. “We’ll have to send out scouting parties. I need that bunch of desperadoes. Let’s look over by the corrals. I’ve got to go over and see what kind of a street set they’re knocking together, anyway.
“Hello! I have sure-enough crying need for all you strays,” he exclaimed five minutes later, when they came upon the Flying TJ boys standing disconsolately at the head of the street “set” upon which carpenters were hammering and sawing and painters were daubing. Luck’s eyes chilled as he took in the stereotyped “Western” crudeness of the set.
“Well, we sure need you—and need you bad,” Pink retorted. “We want to know what town was peeled so they could set the rind up like that and call it a street? Between you and me, Luck, it don’t look good to me, back or front. You walk into what claims to be a saloon, and come out on a view of the hills. They tell me the bar of that imitation saloon is away over there on that platform, and they say the bottles are all full of tea. That right?”
Luck nodded gloomily. “Soon as they get the set up, it’s going to be your privilege to come boiling out of that saloon, shooting two guns, Pink,” he prophesied. “You’ll have the fun of killing half a dozen boys that come down from this end shooting as they ride.” He put his cigarette between his lips and began to untie the dingy blue tape that bound the scenarios together.
“Ever read any of Bently Brown’s stories? They wished a bunch of them on to me while I was gone and couldn’t defend myself,” he said, as one who breaks bad news. “I’m certainly sorry about this, boys. It’s a long way from what I brought you out here to do; and if you want to, you can call the deal off and go home. Rip-snorting, rotten melodrama—cheap as ice in Alaska. Stuff I hate—because it’s the stuff that cheapens the West in pictures.”
“What about our range picture?” Andy Green began anxiously.
Luck choked back an oath because of Andy’s wife. “Ah—they’re married to the idea that this rot is what sells best. They don’t know what a real Western picture is: they never saw one. And they’re afraid to take a chance. I was in hopes—but Mart’s the big chief, you know. He’d gone and loaded up with this trash, and so he couldn’t see my story at all. I get his viewpoint, all right; he’s keen to pry off some real money, and he’s afraid to experiment with new tools. But it does seem pretty raw to put you boys working on this cheap studio stuff after getting you out here to do something worth while.”
“We’re to stay right here, then?” Weary spoke the question that was in the minds of all of them.
“That’s the present outlook,” Luck confessed with bitterness. “I don’t need real country for this junk. I was all primed to show him where I’d have to take my company to New Mexico, but I didn’t say anything about it when he sprung this Bently Brown business. This will all be made right here at the studio and out in Griffith Park.”
Down deep in Luck’s heart there was a hurt he would not reveal to any one. It was built partly of disappointment and an honest dislike for doing unworthy work; it had in it also some personal chagrin at being compelled to put the Happy Family at work in the very class of pictures he had often ridiculed in his talk with them, after bringing them all the way from Montana so that he might produce his big range picture. He stood looking somberly at the set which Clements had planned to save time—and therefore dollars—for the Acme Company. He thought of his range story, as it had first grown out of the night away up there in the plains country; he thought of how he had hurried so that he might the sooner make the vision a reality; how he had talked of it confidently to these men who had listened with growing enthusiasm and interest, until his vision had become their vision, his hopes their hopes.
They had left the Flying U and come with him to help make that big picture of the range. By their eager talk they had helped him to strengthen certain scenes; they had even suggested new, original material as they told of this adventure and that accident, and argued—as was their habit—ever scenes and situations. That was why Andy had spoken of it as their picture. That was why they were here; that was what had brought them early to the studio. And in his hand he held a half dozen or more of those cheap, lurid stories he had always despised; they must let the public see their faces in these impossible, illogical situations, or they must go back and call Luck Lindsay names to salve their disappointment.
The dried little man—whose name was Dave Wiswell—came walking curiously up the fresh-made “street,” his sharp eyes taking in the falsity of the whole row of shack-houses that had no backs; bald behind as board fences, save where two-by-fours braced them from falling. He saw the group standing before a wall that purported to be the front of a bank (which would be robbed with much bloodshed in the second scenario) and he hurried a little. Luck scowled at him preoccupiedly, nodded a good morning, and turned abruptly to the others.
“Listen. If you boys are game for this melodrama, I’d like to use you, all right. You’ll get experience in the business, anyway, so maybe it won’t do you any harm. And if the weather holds good, we’ll just make a long hard drive of this bunch of drivel; we’ll rush ’em through—sabe? And I’ll make it my business to see that Mart doesn’t unload any more of the same. You may even get some fun out of it, seeing you’re not fed up on this said Western drama, the way I am. Anyway, what’s the word? Shall I hop into the machine and go down and buy you fellows a bunch of return tickets, or shall I assign you your parts and wade into this blood and bullets business?”
Weary folded his arms and grinned down at Luck. “I’m all for the blood and bullets, myself,” he said promptly. “I’m just crazy to come shooting and yelling down this little imitation street and do things that are bold and bad.”
“I should think,” interjected Rosemary Green, with a pretty viciousness, “that you’d be ashamed, Luck Lindsay! Do you think we are a bunch of quitters? Give me a part—and a gun—and I’ll stand on a ladder behind that hotel window and shoot ’em as fast as they can turn the corner down there.” Her brown eyes twinkled hearteningly at him. “I’ll pull my hair down, and yell and shoot and wring my hands—Pink, you keep still! I’m positive I can shoot and wring my hands at the same time in a Bently Brown story, can’t I, Luck?”
“You certainly can,” Luck told her grimly. “You can do worse than that and get by. Well, all right, folks. You prowl around and kill time while I get ready to start. There won’t be anything doing till after lunch, at the earliest, so make yourselves at home. I’d introduce you to some of these folks if it was worth while, but it ain’t. You’ll know them soon enough—most of them to your sorrow, at that.” He turned on his heel with a hasty “See yuh later,” and plunged into the work before him just as energetically as though his heart were in it.
CHAPTER SIX
VILLAINS ALL AND PROUD OF IT
“Day’s work, boys!” called Luck through his little megaphone at three o’clock one day, and doubled up his working script that was much crumpled and scribbled with hasty pencil marks. “No use spoiling good film,” he remarked to his assistant, glancing up at the sweeping fog bank, off to the west. “By the time we rehearse the next scene, she’ll be too dark to shoot. You go and order these cavalry costumes,
Beckitt; and, say! You tell them down there that if they’re shy on the number, they better set down and make enough, because they won’t see a cent of our money if there’s so much as a canteen lacking. And tell ’em to send army guns. That last assortment of junk they sent out was pathetic. I want equipment for fifty U.S. Cavalry, time of the early eighties. That don’t mean forty-nine—get me? You’re inclined to let those fellows have it their own way too much. I want this cavalry—”
“There ain’t any close-ups of cavalry, are there?” Beckitt demurred. “I told them last time I thought those guns would do, because I knew the detail wouldn’t—”
“Listen.” Luck’s tone was deliberately tolerant. “That’s maybe the reason you’ve been searching your soul for all along—the reason why you can’t get past the assistant-director stage. I want those fifty cavalrymen equipped! Do you get that?” While his eyes held Beckitt uncomfortably with their stern steadfastness, Luck thrust the script into his coat pocket that had a permanent, motion-picture-director sag to it. “If I meant that any old gun would do, I’d give my orders that way. Now, remember, there isn’t going to be any waiting around while you go back and argue, nor any makeshifts, nor anything but fifty cavalrymen fully equipped. Here’s the list complete for tomorrow’s order. You see that it’s filled!”
Beckitt took the list which he should have made himself, since that was what he was paid for doing, and went off in the sulks and the company machine. Luck pulled a solacing cigar from an inner pocket and licked down the roughened outer leaves, and scowled thoughtfully across the studio yard. The camera man was figuring up footage or something, and his assistant was hurrying to get the tripod folded and put away. There was a new briskness in the movements of every one save Luck himself, after he spoke that last sentence through the megaphone.
The Happy Family—or that part of it which had thrown away pitchforks and taken to the pictures—came clanking across the stage toward Luck. You would never have known the Happy Family, unless it were the Native Son who wore his usual regalia in exaggerated form. The Happy Family had wide, flapping chaps that made them drag their feet they were so heavy and so long, and great Mexican spurs whose rowels dug tiny trenches in the ground when they walked. They wore the biggest Stetsons that famous hat brand ever was stamped upon. They had huge bandanas draped picturesquely over their chests, and their sleeves were rolled to the elbows and their eyes rimmed with deep pencil shadings. At their hips swung six-shooters of violent pattern and portent. Around their middles sagged belts filled with blank cartridges. A sack of tobacco was making the rounds as they came on, and Luck watched them through speculatively narrowed lids.
“Say, by cripes, that there saloon is the driest poison-palace I ever surged out of with two guns spittin’ death and dumnation!” Big Medicine complained, coming up with the plain intention of lighting his cigarette from Luck’s cigar. “How’d we stack up this time, boss? Bein’ soused on cold tea, I couldn’t rightly pass judgment. How many was it I murdered in cold blood, in that there scene where I laid ’em out with black powder? Four, or five? Pink, here, claims I killed him twicet, whereas he oughta be left alive enough to jump on his horse and ride three hundred and fifty miles to fall dead in his best girl’s arms. He claims he made that ride day before yesterday, and done some pitiful weaving around in the saddle, out there in the hills, and that he died in that blond lady’s arms first thing this morning, and I hadn’t no right to kill him twicet afterwards in the saloon fight. Now I leave it to you, boss. How about this here killin’ Pink off every oncet in a while?”
Deep in his throat Luck chuckled. “Well, Pink certainly does die pathetic,” he soothed the perturbed murderer, dropping his professional brusqueness for frank comradeship. “He’s about the best little close-up dier I ever worked with. He can get a sob anytime he rolls his eyes and gasps and falls backward.” He clapped his hand down on Pink’s shoulder and gave it a little shake.
“That’s all right,” drawled the Native Son, taking off his sombrero to deepen the crease and the dents, because three girls were coming across the lot. “But I’ve got a complaint of my own to make. When you holler for Bud to start the rough stuff, he just goes powder crazy. He shot me up four times in that scene! Twice he held the gun so close my scalp’s all powder-marked, and by rights he should have blowed the top of my head plumb into the street. He gets so taken up with this slaughter-house business that he’ll wind up by shooting himself a few times if you don’t watch him.”
“One thing,” Weary put in mildly, “I want to speak about, Luck. We need more blood for those murders. I didn’t have half enough for all the mortal wounds Bud gave me. By rights that saloon should be plumb reeking with gore when we’re all killed off—the way Bud flies at it with those two six-shooters. No bullets hit the walls anywhere, so it stands to reason they all land in a soft spot on our persons. I needed a large bucket of blood—and I had about a half teacupful.” He grinned. “Mamma! That was sure some slaughter, though!”
“Where’s Tracy Gray Joyce?” Luck inquired irrelevantly, with a hasty glance around them. “Tomorrow, he’ll have to come into that same slaughter pen and seize the murderer and subdue him by the steely glint of his eye and by his unflinching demeanor.” He pulled the corners of his mouth down expressively. “That’s the way the scenario reads,” he added defensively.
“Well, say, by cripes, he better amble down to the city and buy him some more glint!” Big Medicine bawled, and laughed afterwards with his big haw-haw-haw. “And I’ll gamble there ain’t enough unflinchin’ demeanor on the Coast to put that boy through the scene. Honest-to-gran’-ma, Luck, that there Tracy Gray Joyce gits pale, and his Adam’s apple pumps up and down when I come up and smile at him! What color do yuh reckon he’ll turn to when he stands up to me right after me slaying all these innocent boys—and me a-foamin’ at the mouth and gloatin’ over the foul deed I’ve just did? Say? How’s he going to keep that there Adam’s apple from shootin’ clean up through his hair, and his knees from wobblin’? How—”
“He won’t,” said Luck suddenly, with a brightening of his eyes. “He won’t. I hope they do wobble. You go ahead, Bud, and foam at the mouth. You—you look at Tracy Gray Joyce. Not in the rehearsing, understand; leave out the foam and the gloating till we turn the camera on the scene. Sabe? On the quiet, boys.”
“Sure,” came the guarded chorus. It was remarkable what a complete understanding there was between Luck and the Happy Family. It was that complete understanding which had kept Luck’s spirits up during his unloved task of producing Bently Brown stuff in film.
“Well, say!” Big Medicine leaned close and throttled his voice down to a hoarse whisper. “What kinda hee-ro will your Tracy Gray Joyce look like, when I start up foamin’ and gloatin’ at him?”
Luck smiled. “That,” he said calmly, “is for the camera to find out.” He was going to say something more on the subject, but some one called to him anxiously from over toward the office. So he told them adios hurriedly and went his busy way, and left the Happy Family discussing him gravely among themselves.
The Happy Family were so interested in this new work that they were ready to see the bright side even of these weird performances which purported to be Western drama. If you did not take it seriously, all this violence of dress and behavior was fun. The Happy Family was slipping into a rivalry of violence; and the strange part of it was that Luck Lindsay, stickler for realism, self-confessed enthusiast on the uplifting of motion pictures to a fine art, permitted their violence,—which was not as the violence of other, better trained Western actors. The Happy Family, after their first self-conscious tendency to duck behind something or somebody, had come to forget the merciless, recording eye of the camera. They had come to look upon their work as a game, played for the amusement of Luck Lindsay, who watched them always, and for the open ridicule of Bently Brown, writer of these tales of blood and heroics.
And Luck not only permitted but encouraged them in this exaggerati
on,—to the amazement of the camera man who had turned the crank on more Western dramas than he could remember. Scenes of violence—such as the saloon row in which Big Medicine had forgotten that Pink was to be left alive, and so had killed him twice—made the camera man and the assistant laugh when they should have shuddered; and to wonder why Luck Lindsay, wholly biased though he was in favor of the Happy Family, did not seem to realize that they were not getting the right punch into the pictures.
Luck was not behaving at all in his usual manner with his company. Evenings, instead of holding himself aloof from his subordinates, he would head straight for the furnished bungalow which the Flying U boys had taken possession of, with Rosemary Green to give the home atmosphere which saved the place from becoming a mere bunk-house de luxe. If he could possibly manage it, Luck would reach headquarters in time for dinner—the Happy Family blandly called it supper, of course—and would proceed to forget the day’s irritations while he ate what he ambiguously called “real cookin’.”
There was a fireplace in that bungalow, and a fairly large living-room surrounding the fireplace. The Happy Family extravagantly indulged themselves in wood, even at the unbelievable price they must pay for it; and after supper they would light the fire and hunt up chairs enough, and roll cigarettes, and talk themselves quite away from the present and into the past of glowing memory.
The horses they rode—before that fireplace—would have made any Frontier Day celebration famous enough to be mentioned in the next encyclopedia published. The herds they took through hard winters and summer droughts would have made them millionaires all, if they could only have turned them into flesh-and-blood animals. They talked of blizzards and of high water and of short grass and of thunderstorms. They added little touches to the big range picture Luck had planned to make. Starting off suddenly in this wise: “Say, Luck, why don’t you have—?” and the fires of enthusiasm would flare again in Luck’s eyes, and the talk would grow eager.