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by B. M. Bower


  Casey paid for the socks and slid the change for a ten-dollar bill into his overalls pocket, put the check book and the bank notes away where he had carried the check, and walked out with his hat very much tilted over his right eye and his shoulders swaggering a little. You can’t blame him for that, can you?

  As he stepped from the store he met an old acquaintance from Pinnacle. There was only one thing to do in a case like that, and Casey did it quite naturally. They came out of The Club wiping their lips, and the swagger in Casey’s shoulders was more pronounced.

  Face to face Casey met the show lady, which was what he called her in his mind. She had her arms clasped around a large paper sack full of lumpy things, and her eyes had a strained, anxious look.

  “Oh, Mister! I’ve been looking all over for you. They say we can’t show in this town. The license for road shows is fifty dollars, to begin with, and I’ve been all over and can’t find a single place where we could show, even if we could pay the license. Ain’t that the last word in hard luck? Now what to do beats me, Mister. We’ve just got to have the old car tinkered up so it’ll carry us on to the next place, wherever that is. Jack says he must have a new tire by some means or other, and he was counting on what we’d make here. And up at that other place you’ve mentioned the mumps have broke out and they wouldn’t let us show for love or money. A man in the drug store told me, Mister. We certainly are in a hole now, for sure! If we could give a benefit for something or somebody. Those men back there said you’re so popular in this town, I believe I’ve got an idea. Mister, couldn’t you have bad luck, or be sick or something, so we could give a benefit for you? People certainly would turn out good for a man that’s liked the way they say you are. I’d just love to put on a show for you. Couldn’t we fix it up some way?”

  Casey looked up and down the street and found it practically empty. Lund was dining at that hour. And while Casey expected later the loud greetings, and the handshakes and all, as a matter of fact he had thus far talked with Bill, the garage man, with Dwyer, the storekeeper and banker, and with the man from Pinnacle, who was already making ready to crank his car and go home. Lund, as a town, was yet unaware of Casey’s presence.

  Casey looked at the show lady, found her gazing at his face with eyes that said please in four languages, and hesitated.

  “You could git up a benefit for the Methodist church, mebby,” he temporized. “There’s a church of some kind here—I guess it’s a Methodist. They most generally are.”

  “We’d have to split with them if we did,” the show lady objected practically. “Oh, we’re stuck worse than when we was back there in the mud! We’d only have to pay five dollars for a six-months’ theater license, which would let us give all the shows we wanted to. It’s a new law that I guess you didn’t know anything about,” she added kindly. “You certainly wouldn’t have insisted on us coming if you’d knew about the license.”

  “It’s a year, almost, since I was here,” Casey admitted; “I been out prospecting.”

  “Well, we can just work it fine! Can’t we go somewhere and talk it over? I’ve got a swell idea, Mister, if you’ll just listen to it a minute, and it’ll certainly be a godsend to us to be able to give our show. We’ve got some crutches amongst our stage props, and some scar patches, Mister, that would certainly make you up fine as a cripple. Wouldn’t they believe it, Mister, if it was told that you had been in an accident and got crippled for life?”

  In spite of his embarrassment, Casey grinned. “Yeah, I guess they’d believe it, all right,” he admitted. “They’d likely be tickled to death to see me goin’ around on crutches.” He cast a hasty thought back into his past, when he had driven a careening stage between Pinnacle and Lund, strewing the steep trail with wreckage not his own. “Yeah, it’d tickle ’em to death. Them that’s rode with me,” he concluded.

  “Oh, you certainly are a godsend! Duck outa sight somewhere while I go tell Jack dear that we’ve found a way open for us to show, after all!” While Casey was pulling the sag out of his jaw so that he could protest, could offer her money, do anything save what she wanted, the show lady disappeared. Casey turned and went back into The Club, remained five minutes perhaps and then walked very circumspectly across the street to Bill’s garage. It was there that the Barrymores found him when they came seeking with their dilapidated old car, their crutches, their grease paint and scar patches, to make a cripple of Casey whether he would or no.

  Bill fell uproariously in with the plan, and Dwyer, stopping at the garage on his way home to dinner, thought it a great joke on Lund and promised to help the benefit along. Casey, with three drinks under his belt and his stomach otherwise empty, wanted to sing,

  “Hey, ok Bill! Can-n yuh play the fiddle-o?

  Yes, by—”

  and stuck there because of the show lady. Casey wouldn’t have recognized Trouble if it had walked up and banged him in the eye. He said sure, he’d be a cripple for the lady. He’d be anything once, and some things several times if they asked him in the right way. And then he gave himself into the hands of Jack dear.

  CHAPTER VIII

  Casey looked battered and sad when the show people were through with him. He had expected bandages wound picturesquely around his person, but the Barrymores were more artistic than that. Casey’s right leg was drawn up at the knee so that he could not put his foot on the ground when he tried, and he did not know how the straps were fastened. His left shoulder was higher than his right shoulder, and his eyes were sunken in his head and a scar ran down along his temple to his left cheek bone. When he looked in the glass which Bill brought him, Casey actually felt ill. They told him that he must not wash his face, and that his week’s growth of beard was a blessing from heaven. The show lady begged him, with dew on her lashes, to play the part faithfully, and they departed, very happy over their prospects.

  Casey did not know whether he was happy or not. With Bill to encourage him and give him a lift over the gutters, he crossed the street to a restaurant and ordered largely of sirloin steak and French fried potatoes. After supper there was a long evening to spend quietly on crutches, and The Club was just next door. A man can always spend an evening very quickly at The Club—or he could in the wet days—if his money held out. Casey had money enough, and within an hour he didn’t care whether he was crippled or not. There were five besides himself at that table, and they had unanimously agreed to remove the lid. Moreover, there was a crowd ten deep around that particular table. For the news had gone out that here was Casey Ryan back again, a hopeless cripple, playing poker like a drunken Rockefeller and losing as if he liked to lose.

  At eight o’clock the next morning Bill came in to tell Casey that the show people had brought up their car to be fixed, and was the pay good? Casey replied Without looking up from his hand, which held a pair of queens which interested him. He’d stand good, he said, and Bill gave a grunt and went off.

  At noon Casey meant to eat something. But another man had come into the game with a roll of money and a boastful manner. Casey rubbed his cramped leg and hunched down in his chair again and called for a stack of blues. Casey, I may as well confess, had been calling for stacks of blues and reds and whites rather often since midnight.

  At four in the afternoon Casey hobbled into the restaurant and ate another steak and drank three cups of black coffee. He meant to go across to the garage and have Bill hunt up the Barrymores and get them to unstrap him for awhile, but just as he was lifting his left crutch around the edge of the restaurant door, two women of Lund came up and began to pity him and ask him how it ever happened. Casey could not remember, just at the moment, what story he had already told of his accident. He stuttered—a strange thing for an Irishman to do, by the way—and retreated into The Club, where they dared not follow.

  “H’lo, Casey! Give yuh a chance to win back some of your losin’s, if you’re game to try it again,” called a man from the far end of the room.

  Casey swore and hobbled back to him, le
t himself stiffly down into a chair and dropped his crutches with a rattle of hard wood. Being a cripple was growing painful, besides being very inconvenient. The male half of Lund had practically suspended business that day to hover around him and exchange comments upon his looks. Casey had received a lot of sympathy that day, and only the fact that he had remained sequestered behind the curtained arch that cut across the rear of The Club saved him from receiving a lot more. But of course there were mitigations. Since walking was slow and awkward, Casey sat. And since he was not a man to sit and twiddle thumbs to pass the time, Casey played poker. That is how he explained it afterwards. He had not intended to play poker for twenty-four hours, but tie up a man’s leg so he can’t walk, and he’s got to do something.

  Wherefore Casey played,—and did not win back what he had lost earlier in the day. Daylight grew dim, and some one came over and lighted a hanging gasoline lamp that threw into tragic relief the painted hollows under Casey’s eyes, which were beginning to look very bloodshot around the blue of them.

  Once, while the bartender was bringing drinks—you are not to infer that Casey was drunk; he was merely a bit hazy over details—Casey pulled out his dollar watch and looked at it. Eight-thirty—the show must be pretty well started, by now. He thought he might venture to hobble over to Bill’s and have those dog-gone straps taken off before he was crippled for sure. But he did not want to do anything to embarrass the show lady. Besides, he had lost a great deal of money, and he wanted to win some of it back. He still had time to make that train, he remembered. It was reported an hour late, some one said.

  So Casey rubbed his strapped leg, twisting his face at the cramp in his knee and letting his companions believe that his accident had given him a heritage of pain. He hitched his lifted shoulder into an easier position and picked up another unfortunate assortment of five cards.

  At ten o’clock Bill, the garage man, came and whispered something to Casey, who growled an oath and reached almost unconsciously for his crutches before trying to get up; so soon is a habit born in a man.

  “What they raisin’ thunder about?” he asked apathetically, when Bill had helped him across the gutter and into the street. “Didn’t the crowd turn out like they expected?” Casey’s tone was dismal. You simply cannot be a cripple for twenty-four hours, and sit up playing unlucky poker all night and all day and well into another night, without losing some of your animation; not even if you are Casey Ryan. “Hell, I missed that train again,” he added heavily, when he heard it whistle into the railroad yard.

  “Too bad. You oughta be on it, Casey,” Bill said ominously.

  At the garage the Barrymores were waiting for him in their stage clothes and make-up. The show lady had wept seams down through her rouge, and the beads on her lashes had clotted unbecomingly.

  “Mister, you certainly have wished a sorry deal on to us,” she exclaimed, when Casey came hobbling through the doorway. “Fifteen years on the stage and this never happened to us before. We’ve took our bad luck with our good luck and lived honest and respectable and self-respecting, and here, at last, ill fortune has tied the can on to us. I know you meant well and all that, Mister, but we certainly have had a raw deal handed out to us in this town. We—certainly—have!”

  “We got till noon tomorrow to be outa the county,” croaked Jack dear, shifting his Adam’s apple rapidly. “And that’s real comedy, ain’t it, when your damn county runs clean over to the Utah line, and we can’t go back the way we come, or—and we can’t go anywhere till this big slob here puts our car together. He’s got pieces of it strung from here around the block. Say, what kinda town is this you wished on to us, anyway? Holding night court, mind you, so they could can us quicker!”

  The show lady must have seen how dazed Casey looked. “Maybe you ain’t heard the horrible deal they handed us, Mister. They stopped our show before we’d raised the curtain,—and it was a seventy-five dollar house if it was a cent!” she wailed. “They had a bill as long as my arm for license—we couldn’t get by with the five-dollar one—and for lights and hall rent and what-all. There wasn’t enough money in the house to pay it! And they was going to send us to jail! The sheriff acted anything but a gentleman, Mister, and if you ever lived in this town and liked it, I must say I question your taste!”

  “We wouldn’t use a town like this for a garbage dump, back home,” cut in Jack with all the contempt he could master.

  “And they hauled us over to their dirty old Justice of the Peace, and he told us he’d give us thirty days in jail if we was in the county tomorrow noon, and we don’t know how far this county goes, either way!”

  “Fifty miles to St. Simon,” Bill told them comfortingly. “You can make it, all right—”

  “We can make it, hey? How’re we going to make it, with our car layin’ around all over your garage?” Jack’s tone was arrogant past belief.

  Casey was fumbling for strap buckles which he could not reach. He was also groping through his colorful, stage-driver’s vocabulary for words which might be pronounced in the presence of a lady, and finding mighty few that were of any use to him. The combined effort was turning him a fine purple when the lady was seized with another brilliant idea.

  “Jack dear, don’t be harsh. The gentleman meant well—and I’ll tell you, Mister, what let’s do! Let’s trade cars till the man has our car repaired. Your car goes just fine, and we can load our stuff in and get away from this horrible town. Why, the preacher was there and made a speech and said the meanest things about you, because you was having a benefit and at the same identical time you was setting in a saloon gambling. He said it was an outrage on civilization, Mister, and an insult to the honest, hard-working people in Lund. Them was his very words.”

  “Well, hell!” Casey exploded abruptly. “I’m honest and hard-workin’ as any damn preacher. You can ask anybody!”

  “Well, that’s what he said, anyhow. We certainly didn’t know you was a gambler when we offered to give you a benefit. We certainly never dreamed you’d queer us like that. But you’ll do us the favor to lend us your car, won’t you? You wouldn’t refuse that, and see me and little Junior languishin’ in jail when you know in your heart—”

  “Aw, take the darn car!” muttered Casey distractedly, and hobbled into the garage office where he knew Bill kept liniment.

  Five minutes, perhaps, after that, Casey opened the office door wide enough to fling out an assortment of straps and two crutches.

  The show lady turned and made a motion which Casey mentally called a pounce. “Oh, thank you, Mister! We certainly wouldn’t want to go off and forget these props. Jack dear has to use them in a comedy sketch we put on sometimes when we got a good house.”

  Casey banged the door and said something exceedingly stage-driverish which a lady should by no means overhear.

  Sounds from the rear of the garage indicated that Casey’s Ford was r’arin’ to go, as Casey frequently expressed it. Voices were jumbled in the tones of suggestions, commands, protest. Casey heard the show lady’s clear treble berating Jack dear with thin politeness. Then the car came snorting forward, paused in the wide doorway, and the show lady’s voice called out clearly, untroubled as the voice of a child after it has received that which it cried for.

  “Well, good-by, Mister! You certainly are a godsend to give us the loan of your car!” There was a buzz and a splutter, and they were gone—gone clean out of Casey’s life into the unknown whence they had come.

  Bill opened the door gently and eased into the office, sniffing liniment. The painted hollows under Casey’s eyes gave him a ghastly look in the lamp-light when he lifted his face from examining a chafed and angry knee. Bill opened his mouth for speech, caught a certain look in Casey’s eyes and did not say what he had intended to say. Instead:

  “You better sleep here in the office, Casey. I’ve got another bed back of the machine shop. I’ll lock up, and if any one comes and rings the night bell—well, never mind. I’ll plug her so they can’t ring h
er.” The world needs more men like Bill.

  * * * *

  Even after an avalanche, human nature cannot resist digging in the melancholy hope of turning up grewsome remains. I know that you are all itching to put shovel into the debris of Casey’s dreams, and to see just what was left of them.

  There was mighty little, let me tell you. I said in the beginning that twenty-five thousand dollars was like a wildcat in Casey’s pocket. You can’t give a man that much money all in a lump and suddenly, after he has been content with dollars enough to pay for the food he eats, without seeing him lose his sense of proportion. Twenty-five dollars he understands and can spend more prudently than you, perhaps. Twenty-five thousand he simply cannot gauge. It seems exhaustless. It is as if you plucked from the night all the stars you can see, knowing that the Milky Way is still there and unnumbered other stars invisible, even in the aggregate.

  Casey played poker with an appreciative audience and the lid off. Now and then he took a drink stronger than root beer. He kept that up for a night and a day and well into another night. Very well, gather round and look at the remains, and if there’s a moral, you are welcome, I am sure.

  Casey awoke just before noon, and went out and held his head under Bill’s garage hydrant, with the water running full stream. He looked up and found Bill standing there with his hands in his pockets, gazing at Casey sorrowfully. Casey grinned. You can’t down the Irish for very long.

  “How’s she comin’, Bill?”

  Bill grunted and spat. “She ain’t. Not if you mean that car them folks wished on to you. Well, the tail light’s pretty fair, too. And in their hurry the lady went off and left a pink silk stockin’ in the back seat. The toe’s out of it though. Casey, if you wait till you overhaul ’em with that thing they wheeled in here under the name of a car—”

 

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