by B. M. Bower
“I shall drive,” I announced quietly, taking her hands gently from the wheel. She moved over to make room mechanically, as if she didn’t in the least understand this new move of mine. I know she never dreamed of what was really in my heart to do.
“You will drive—where?” her voice was politely freezing.
“To find that preacher, of course,” I answered, trying to sound surprised that she should ask, I sent the speed up a notch.
“You—you never would dare!” she cried breathlessly, and a little anxiously.
“The deuce I wouldn’t!” I retorted, and laughed in the face of her. It was queer, but my thoughts went back, for just a flash, to the time Barney had dared me to drive the Yellow Peril up past the Cliff House to Sutro Baths. I had the same heady elation of daredeviltry. I wouldn’t have turned back, then, even if I hadn’t cared so much for her.
She didn’t say anything more, and I sent the car ahead at a pace that almost matched the mood I was in, and that brought White Divide sprinting up to meet us. The trail was good, and the car was a dandy. I was making straight for King’s Highway as the best and only chance of carrying out my foolhardy design. I doubt if any bold, bad knight of old ever had the effrontery to carry his lady-love straight past her own door in broad daylight.
Yet it was the safest thing I could do. I meant to get to Osage, and the only practicable route for a car lay through the pass. To be sure, there was a preacher at Kenmore; but with the chance of old King being there also and interrupting the ceremony—supposing I brought matters successfully that far—with a shot or two, did not in the least appeal to me. I had made sure that there was plenty of gasoline aboard, so I drove her right along.
“I hope your father isn’t home,” I remarked truthfully when we were slipping into the wide jaws of the pass.
“He is, though; and so is Mr. Weaver. I think you had better jump out here and run home, or it is not a velvet mask you will need, but a mantle of invisibility.” I couldn’t make much of her tone, but her words implied that even yet she would not take me seriously.
“Well, I’ve neither mask nor mantle,” I said, “But the way I can fade down the pass will, I think, be a fair substitute for both.”
She said nothing whatever to that, but she began to seem interested in the affair—as she had need to be. She might have jumped out and escaped while I was down opening the gate—but she didn’t. She sat quite still, as if we were only out on a commonplace little jaunt. I wondered if she didn’t have the spirit of adventure in her make-up, also. Girls do, sometimes. When I had got in again, I turned to her, remembering something.
“Gadzooks, madam! I command you not to scream,” I quoted sternly.
At that, for the first time in our acquaintance, she laughed; such a delicious, rollicky little laugh that I felt ready, at the sound, to face a dozen fathers and they all old Kings.
As we came chugging up to the house, several faces appeared in the doorway as if to welcome and scold the runaway. I saw old King with his pipe in his mouth; and there were Aunt Lodema and Weaver. They were all smiling at the escapade—Beryl’s escapade, that is—and I don’t think they realized just at first who I was, or that I was in any sense a menace to their peace of mind.
When we came opposite and showed no disposition to stop, or even to slow up, I saw the smiles freeze to amazement, and then—but I hadn’t the time to look. Old King yelled something, but by that time we were skidding around the first shed, where Shylock had been shot down on my last trip through there. It was a new shed, I observed mechanically as we went by. I heard much shouting as we disappeared, but by that time we were almost through the gantlet. I made the last turn on two wheels, and scudded away up the open trail of the pass.
CHAPTER XVI
One More Race
A faint toot-toot warned from behind.
“They’ve got out the other car,” said Beryl, a bit tremulously; and added, “it’s a much bigger one than this.”
I let her out all I dared for the road we were traveling; and then there we were, at that blessed gate. I hadn’t thought of it till we were almost upon it, but it didn’t take much thought; there was only one thing to do, and I did it.
I caught Beryl by an arm and pulled her down to the floor of the car, not taking my eyes from the trail, or speaking. Then I drove the car forward like a cannon-ball. We hit that gate like a locomotive, and scarcely felt the jar. I knew the make of that motor, and what it could do. The air was raining splinters and bits of lamps, but we went right on as if nothing had happened, and as fast as the winding trail would allow. I knew that beyond the pass the road ran straight and level for many a mile, and that we could make good time if we got the chance.
Beryl sat half-turned in the seat, glancing back; but for me, I was busy watching the trail and taking the sharp turns in a way to lift the hair of one not used to traveling by lightning. I will confess it was ticklish going, at that pace, and there were places when I took longer chances than I had any right to take. But, you see, I had Beryl—and I meant to keep her.
That Weaver fellow must have had a bigger bump of caution than I, or else he’d never raced. I could hear them coming, but they didn’t seem to be gaining; rather, they lost ground, if anything. Presently Beryl spoke again, still looking back.
“Don’t you think, Mr. Carleton, this joke has gone far enough? You have demonstrated what you could do, if—”
I risked both our lives to glance at her. “This joke,” I said, “is going to Osage. I want to marry you, and you know it. The Lord and this car willing, I’m going to. Still, if you really have been deceived in my intentions, and insist upon going back, I shall stop, of course, and give you back to your father. But you must do it now, at once, or—marry me.”
She gave me a queer, side glance, but she did not insist. Naturally I didn’t stop, either.
We shot out into the open, with the windings of the pass behind, and then I turned the old car loose, and maybe we didn’t go! She wasn’t a bad sort—but I would have given a good deal, just then, if she had been the Yellow Peril stripped for a race. I could hear the others coming up, and we were doing all we could; I saw to that.
“I think they’ll catch us,” Beryl observed maliciously. “Their car is a sixty h.p. Mercedes, and this—”
“Is about a forty,” I cut in tartly, not liking the tone of her; “and just plain American make. But don’t you fret, my money’s on Uncle Sam.”
She said no more; indeed, it wasn’t easy to talk, with the wind drawing the breath right out of your lungs. She hung onto her hat, and to the seat, and she had her hands full, let me tell you.
The purr of their motor grew louder, and I didn’t like the sound of it a bit. I turned my head enough to see them slithering along close—abominably close. I glimpsed old King in the tonneau, and Weaver humped over the wheel in an unpleasantly businesslike fashion.
I humped over my own wheel and tried to coax her up a bit, as if she had been the Yellow Peril at the wind-up of a close race. For a minute I felt hopeful. Then I could tell by the sound that Weaver was crowding up.
“They’re gaining, Mr. Carleton!” Beryl’s voice had a new ring in it, and I caught my breath.
“Can you get here and take the wheel and hold her straight without slowing her?” I asked, looking straight ahead. The trail was level and not a bend in it for half a mile or so, and I thought there was a chance for us. “I’ve a notion that friend Weaver has nerves. I’m going to rattle him, if I can; but whatever happens, don’t loose your grip and spill us out. I won’t hurt them.”
Her hands came over and touched mine on the wheel. “I’ve raced a bit myself,” she said simply. “I can drive her straight.”
I wriggled out of the way and stood up, glancing down to make sure she was all right. She certainly didn’t look much like the girl who was afraid because something “made a funny noise.” I suspected that she knew a lot about motors.
A bullet clipped close. Beryl set
her teeth into her lips, but grittily refrained from turning to look. I breathed freer.
“Now, don’t get scared,” I warned, balanced myself as well as I could in the swaying car, and sent a shot back at them.
Weaver came up to my expectations. He ducked, and the car swerved out of the trail and went wavering spitefully across the prairie. Old King sent another rifle-bullet my way—I must have made a fine mark, standing up there—and he was a good shot. I was mighty glad he was getting jolted enough to spoil his aim.
Weaver came to himself a bit and grabbed frantically for brake and throttle and steering-wheel all at once, it looked like. He was rattled, all right; he must have given the wheel a twist the wrong way, for their car hit a jutting rock and went up in the air like a pitching bronco, and old King sailed in a beautiful curve out of the tonneau.
I was glad Beryl didn’t see that. I watched, not breathing, till I saw Weaver scramble into view, and Beryl’s dad get slowly to his feet and grope about for his rifle; so I knew there would be no funeral come of it. I fancy his language was anything but mild, though by that time we were too far away to hear anything but the faint churning of their motor as their wheels pawed futilely in the air.
They were harmless for the present. Their car tilted ungracefully on its side, and, though I hadn’t any quarrel with Weaver, I hoped his big Mercedes was out of business. I put away my gun, sat down, and looked at Beryl.
She was very white around the mouth, and her hat was hanging by one pin, I remember; but her eyes were fixed unswervingly upon the brown trail stretching lazily across the green of the grass-land, and she was driving that big car like an old hand.
“Well?” her voice was clear, and anxious, and impatient.
“It’s all right,” I said. I took the wheel from her, got into her place, and brought the car down to a six-mile gait. “It’s all right,” I repeated triumphantly. “They’re out of the race—for awhile, at least, and not hurt, that I could see. Just plain, old-fashioned mad. Don’t look like that, Beryl!” I slowed the car more. “You’re glad, aren’t you? And you will marry me, dear?”
She leaned back panting a little from the strain of the last half-hour, and did things to her hat. I watched her furtively. Then she let her eyes meet mine; those dear, wonderful eyes of hers! And her mouth was half-smiling, and very tender.
“You silly!” That’s every word she said, on my oath.
But I stopped that car dead still and gathered her into my arms, and—Oh, well, I won’t trail off into sentiment, you couldn’t appreciate it if I did.
It’s a mercy Weaver’s car was done for, or they could have walked right up and got their hands on us before we’d have known it.
CHAPTER XVII
The Final Reckoning
About four o’clock we reached the ferry, just behind a fagged-out team and a light buggy that had in it two figures—one of whom, at least, looked familiar to me.
“Frosty, by all that’s holy!” I exclaimed when we came close enough to recognize a man. “I clean forgot, but I was sent to Kenmore this morning to find that very fellow.”
“Don’t you know the other?” Beryl laughed teasingly. “I was at their wedding this morning, and wished them God-speed. I never dreamed I should be God-speeded myself, directly! I drove Edith, over to Kenmore quite early in the car, and—”
“Edith!”
“Certainly, Edith. Whom else? Did you think she would be left behind, pining at your infidelity? Didn’t you know they are old, old sweethearts who had quarreled and parted quite like a story? She used to read your letters so eagerly to see if you made any remark about him; you did, quite often, you know. I drove her over to Kenmore, and afterward went off toward Laurel just to put in the time and not arrive home too soon without her—which might have been awkward, if father took a notion to go after her. I’m so glad we came up with them.” She stood up and waved her hand at Edith.
I shouted reassurances to Frosty, who was looking apprehensively back at us. But it was a facer. I had never once suspected them of such a thing.
“Well,” I greeted, when we overtook them and could talk comfortably; “this is luck. When we get across to Pochette’s you can get in with us, Mr. and Mrs. Miller, and add the desired touch of propriety to our wedding.”
They did some staring themselves, then, and Beryl blushed delightfully—just as she did everything else. She was growing an altogether bewitching bit of femininity, and I kept thanking my private Providence that I had had the nerve to kidnap her first and take chances on her being willing. Honest, I don’t believe I’d ever have got her in any other way.
When we stopped at Pochette’s door the girls ran up and tangled their arms around each other and wasted enough kisses to make Frosty and me swear. And they whispered things, and then laughed about it, and whispered some more, and all we could hear was a gurgle of “You dear!” and the like of that. Frosty and I didn’t do much; we just looked at each other and grinned. And it’s long odds we understood each other quite as well as the girls did after they’d whispered and gurgled an hour.
We had an early dinner—or supper—and ate fried bacon and stewed prunes—and right there I couldn’t keep the joke, but had to tell the girls about how Frosty and I had deviled Beryl’s father, that time. They could see the point, all right, and they seemed to appreciate it, too.
After that, we all talked at once, sometimes; and sometimes we wouldn’t have a thing to say—times when the girls would look at each other and smile, with their eyes all shiny. Frosty and I would look at them, and then at each other; and Frosty’s eyes were shiny, too.
Then we went on, with the motor purring love-songs and sliding the miles behind us, while Frosty and Edith cooed in the tonneau behind us, and didn’t thank us to look around or interrupt. Beryl and I didn’t say much; I was driving as fast as was wise, and sometimes faster. There was always the chance that the other car would come slithering along on our trail. Besides, it was enough just to know that this was real, and that Beryl would marry me just as soon as we found a preacher. There was no incentive to linger along the road.
It yet lacked an hour of sunset when we slid into Osage and stopped before a little goods-box church, with a sample of the same style of architecture chucked close against one side.
We left the girls with the preacher’s wife, and Frosty wrote down our ages—Beryl was twenty-one, if you’re curious—and our parents’ names and where we were born, and if we were black or white, and a few other impertinent things which he, having been through it himself, insisted was necessary. Then he hustled out after the license, while I went over to the dry-goods and jewelry store to get a ring. I will say that Osage puts up a mighty poor showing of wedding-rings.
We were married. I suppose I ought to stop now and describe just how it was, and what the bride wore, and a list of the presents. But it didn’t last long enough to be clear in my mind. Everything is a bit hazy, just there. I dropped the ring, I know that for certain, because it rolled under an article of furniture that looked suspiciously like a folding-bed masquerading as a cabinet, and Frosty had to get down on all fours and fish it out before we could go on. And Edith put her handkerchief to her mouth and giggled disreputably. But, anyway, we got married.
The preacher gave Beryl an impressive lily-and-rose certificate, which caused her much embarrassment, because it would not go into any pocket of hers or mine, but must be carried ostentatiously in the hand. I believe Edith was a bit jealous of that beflowered roll. Her preacher had been out of certificates, and had made shift with a plain, undecorated sheet of foolscap that Frosty said looked exactly like a home-made bill of sale. I told Edith she could paint some lilies around the edge, and she flounced out with her nose in the air.
We had decided that we must go back in the morning and face the music. We had no desire to be arrested for stealing Weaver’s car, and there was not a man in Osage who could be trusted to drive it back. Then the girls needed a lot of things; and though Frosty
had intended to take the next train East, I persuaded him to go back and wait for us.
Beryl said she was almost sure her father would be nice about it, now there was no good in being anything else. I think that long roll of stiff paper went a long way toward strengthening her confidence; she simply could not conceive of any father being able to resist its appeal and its look of finality.
We all got into the car again, and went up to the station, so I might send a wire to dad. It seemed only right and fair to let him know at once that he had a daughter to be proud of.
“Good Lord!” I broke out, when we were nearly to the depot “If that isn’t—do any of you notice anything out on the side-track, over there?” I pointed an unsteady finger toward the purple and crimson sunset.
“A maroon-colored car, with dark-green—” Beryl began promptly.
“That’s it,” I cut in. “I was afraid joy had gone to my head and was making me see crooked. It’s dad’s car, the Shasta. And I wonder how the deuce she got here!”
“Probably by the railroad,” said Edith flippantly.
I drove over to the Shasta, and we stopped. I couldn’t for the life of me understand her being, there. I stared up at the windows, and nodded dazedly to Crom, grinning down at me. The next minute, dad himself came out on the platform.
“So it’s you, Ellie?” he greeted calmly. “I thought Potter wasn’t to let you know I was coming; he must be getting garrulous as he grows old. However, since you are here, I’m very glad to see you, my boy.”
“Hello, dad,” I said meekly, and helped Beryl out. I wasn’t at all sure that I was glad to see him, just then. Telling dad face to face was a lot different from telling him by telegraph. I swallowed.
“Dad, let me introduce you to Miss—Mrs. Beryl King—that is, Carleton; my wife.” I got that last word out plain enough, at any rate.
Dad stared. For once I had rather floored him. But he’s a thoroughbred, all right; you can’t feaze him for longer than ten seconds, and then only in extreme cases. He leaned down over the rail and held out his hand to her.