Pants A’Fire Spell
Use to curse a liar and to expose his or her lies to the rest of the world.
Materials:
1 new pair underwear related to the gender of the target
Black permanent marker
1 tsp. black pepper
1 cotton ball
Rubbing alcohol
Hot sauce
A few thorns, thistles, nettles, or sticker burs
Length of black ribbon or yarn
Cauldron or fire-proof container
Using the black marker, write the target’s name in the crotch area of the underwear. Sprinkle the area liberally with hot sauce, then add the pepper and thorns. Add a few drops of rubbing alcohol to the cotton ball and place it on top. Now fold the underwear several times to secure the ingredients, and tie the bundle tightly with the black yarn or ribbon.
Place the bundle in the cauldron or fire-proof container, and set it on fire, chanting as it burns:
Liar, liar, pants on fire!
Tongue that wags, add to the pyre!
With this flame that licks and lights,
The truth shall come forth pure and bright.
The world shall see you as you are:
Spreading lies both near and far,
I have had enough of you
And this curse, you can’t undo:
Every time you start to lie
Your ass will burn, your eyes will cry;
Your tongue will still inside your lips
Each and every time you slip.
Only when you tell what’s true
Shall this curse not bother you!
When the ashes are cool, scatter them in an open field or at a crossroads.
Gossip Gagging Hex
Materials:
Photograph or likeness of the target (Draw a simple face if you have to.)
Black thread
Sharp needle
Thread the needle and use it to sew the lips of the likeness together with a series of cross stitches. As you sew, chant:
Your lips are sealed and cannot spew
Gossip like they used to do.
No more talking out of turn,
No more pretending mere concern,
No more wagging of your tongue,
Nor babble from your mouth be sprung.
Sewn and gagged, your lips stay still
Both day and night as I do will.
Fold the likeness in half twice, and stitch the edges closed. When you’ve finished, either bury it as close to the target’s property as possible or in a pot of dirt outside your home.
MATTERS OF THE HEART
To Bring Back an Errant Lover
Materials:
1 T. mistletoe
Red bag with drawstring closure
Red pen
Paper
Using the red pen, draw two intersecting hearts on the paper. Write your name on one heart and your lover’s on the other. Sprinkle the mistletoe over the hearts, then fold the paper in half twice, and place in the bag. Close the bag securely, and tie the ends together six times. Hide the bag in your lover’s bedroom or workplace. Results usually come within nine days.
Panties in a Knot Binding
Materials:
1 pair of your underwear
1 pair of your intended’s underwear
6 drops Oshun Oil
On the night of the Full Moon, fold each pair of underwear into a rectangle. Place one rectangle in front of you vertically and the other across it horizontally to form a cross. Knot the ends of the pair on the bottom around the pair on the top, then flip the structure over, and repeat the process. Place three drops of Oshun Oil on each knot, saying with each drop:
Oh Goddess of Love! Oh Lovely Oshun!
Lend your power and strength to this magical Moon,
And use it to bind our hearts as one,
And our bodies as well. As I will, be it done!
Place the binding beneath your mattress, or hide it in the drawer with your underwear.
To Keep a Lover from Straying
Materials:
1 hat pin or doll needle (readily available at your local arts and crafts store)
Use the pin to draw a heart in the center of your lover’s footprint. Then stab the heart six times, saying with each insertion:
With me, you shall stay
And never slip away.
By this design
You shall be mine,
And never shall you stray.
Scrape up a little dirt from the footprint, and scatter it under your bed.
Stray No More Spell
To keep a lover from straying, bury a photograph of him or her face down in your yard with the head pointing toward the house.
To Obtain the Love of a Specific Person
(Even if they’re already taken!)
Materials:
Poppet fashioned in your likeness
Poppet fashioned in the target’s likeness
1 red candle
1 pink candle
1 T. each rosemary, cloves, cinnamon, rose petals, basil, and ginger
Queen Bitch Oil
Scarlet ribbon
1/4 yd. red velvet
Mix the herbs together well, and divide between the body cavities of each poppet, using cotton to secure in place if necessary. Add six drops of Queen Bitch Oil to the body cavities of the target poppet. (Do NOT add this to the doll representing you!)
Run a flame up the side of one candle, press it against the other candle to hold them together, and light both wicks. Then secure the poppets together face-to-face with the scarlet ribbons by wrapping them in crisscross fashion. As you wrap, chant:
Herbs of love and hot desire
Set (name of target)’s heart and loins afire.
Fire of love and sex and passion,
Light (name of target)’s heart—jolt him/her into action.
Tied hand to hand and heart to heart,
We shall be and never part.
And all his/her love s/he’ll bring to me,
As I will, so mote it be.
Secure the ribbon wrapping by tying a bow, and place in front of the candles until they burn out. Wrap the dolls in the red velvet and place beneath your bed.
Love Potion #9
Materials:
1 oz. vodka
1 oz. bourbon
1 oz. sloe gin
1 T. Galliano
Orange juice
3 maraschino cherries
Fill a tall glass half-full with ice, and pour in the vodka, bourbon, and sloe gin. Finish filling with orange juice, stir well, and say:
Burning passion! Fiery lust!
Infuse this potion with your thrust,
So that s/he who drinks it shall desire
To pleasure me and then aspire
To keep it up ‘til satisfaction
I have reached; and let attraction
Fuel things further with romance,
Aid me in this lusty dance.
Float the Galliano on the top of the mixture, then add the cherries one by one, saying:
Cherries, sweetly kiss this drink
And bring (name of target) past the brink
Of only lust. Engage his/her heart—
Pierce it as the Cupid’s dart—
So that s/he falls in love with me
Sweetly, madly and passionately.
Serve the drink to the object of your intent.
Lady Dame’s Ex Hex
Use this hex when an ex-spouse has done you dirty and needs to be taught a lesson.
Materials:
Mad Oil
Your wedding ring
Dirt from the home you shared together (Substitute dirt from your current home if necessary.)
1 small wooden box (A light-weight box is best.)
1 lancet or sharp, sterile needle
Paper and pen
Fire-proof container (Use the fireplace instead if you have one.)
Place the dirt in
the box, saturate it with Mad Oil, and set it aside to soak. Now write down everything you’ve ever wanted to say to your ex-spouse. Recount every hurt, every tear, every misery. Recount all the pain s/he caused and all the anger you felt. But don’t stop there. Be sure to tell the ex what a genuine jackass s/he is and how s/he’s not even fit to eat with pigs. Don’t stop until you’ve gotten it all down.
When you’re done, place your wedding ring on top of the paper, and fold it into a packet so that the writing and the ring are on the inside. Then using the lancet or needle, prick your finger, and drip three drops of blood onto the packet. Place the packet in the box on top of the soil and say:
From when we met the love bloomed,
It filled our hearts, it filled our room,
But now our time is come and gone,
You will be the one alone!
Place the box in the fire-proof container or fireplace, and set it on fire. When the box and its contents are reduced to ash, either let the ring cool and mail it to your ex, or toss the ring and ashes into a river and wash the mess out of your life.
Erectile Dysfunction Hex
Materials:
Length of red cord or ribbon
Measure your lover’s penis, and cut the cord length to the measurement. Starting at the center of the cord, tie nine equidistant knots, saying with each one:
With this knot to me you’re tied,
Only for me shall you rise,
Only for me shall you grow,
And if wild oats you try to sow,
Limp and flaccid you shall be
Until you come back home to me.
Carry the cord with you at all times, and your lover won’t be able to perform in another woman’s bed.
Faithful Female Spell
Materials:
High John the Conqueror root
Sugar
Cayenne pepper
Set the coffee grinder to fine, then dump in the ingredients, and blend for ten to fifteen seconds. Sprinkle a bit of the powder around your lover’s bed, and toss the rest beneath it, saying over and over:
Sure as on two feet you stand
My every wish is your command,
Sure as on your back you lay
You’re true to me both night and day.
PAY BACK TIME
Yemaya’s Fish Dinner Hex
Materials:
1 whole fish
Cane syrup (Be sure this is made from sugar cane and is not corn syrup!
If cane syrup is not available in your area, substitute white cane sugar.)
Plastic container with a snap-on lid large enough to accommodate the fish
Black pen
Paper
7 straight pins (If using pins with colored heads, use blue and white only.)
7 dimes
Using the black pen, make a list of all your enemies and stuff it in the fish’s mouth. Add the dimes and pin it closed securely. Pour enough cane syrup or sugar over the fish to coat it well, then offer it to Yemaya, saying:
Yemaya, I call on You
To bring these folks what they have due.
Their just desserts is what I ask,
Yemaya, take them to task.
And as a gift to seal the deal,
I offer You this lovely meal.
Snap the lid onto the container, and repeat the request to Yemaya each day for seven days. On the eighth day, remove the fish from the container—yeah...it’s going to smell awful—throw it into the ocean, and blow a kiss to Yemaya. (If you don’t live in close proximity to the sea, sprinkle the fish with a handful of salt, and dispose of it in a body of fresh water.)
Full Circle Curse
Hold your right arm above your head with your index finger pointing upward, and move it counter-clockwise in a circular motion while chanting:
I vow before this day is done
Before the setting of the Sun
That all you say and all you do
Will fly directly back at you.
And all that hurt and all that pain
And all the anguish it contains
Shall rain on you like pelting hail
And take you down by forceful gale.
Hex of the Nine-Patch
Materials:
Black pen
Black skull candle
Black ribbon or yarn
Fire-proof dish
Letter-size sheet of paper
Place the candle in the dish, and light it while thinking of how much misery your enemy has caused you. Draw the nine-patch on the paper (see illustration below).
Then write your target’s name three times across each horizontal row of squares. Visualize your enemy’s every effort coming to naught, and see his or her power waning. Then say:
I take the things you’ve done to me
And return them to you at three times three.
Nine times the agony, nine times the pain,
Nine times the misery, nine times the bane,
Nine time worse than you’ve ever known,
Feel nine times the horror right down in your bones.
Feel nine times more weakness than you’ve ever felt,
Feel nine times more sickness than you’ve ever dealt.
Feel nine times more wretched for sowing the seeds
That brought on this hex and your harvest of weeds.
Your every attempt comes to naught with this spell,
Your efforts are useless—not a thing turns out well—
By this patch of nine, numbered three squares by three,
Your fate is now sealed. As I will, it shall be!
Place the sheet of paper beneath the dish, and leave it there until the candle extinguishes itself. Then scrape any leftover wax onto the paper. Fold the paper into thirds, then into thirds again, and secure it with the black ribbon or yarn by tying the ends into nine knots.
When you’ve finished preparing the packet, bury it in the ground—preferably on your target’s property or as close to that property as possible. If burying it isn’t a possibility but gaining access to your target’s property is, hide it among their possessions. Possibilities might include hiding it under the doormat, in a potted plant, behind a piece of furniture, or in a desk drawer.
To Fix a Trouble Maker
Materials:
1 large lime
2 nails
Pen and paper
White vinegar
Salt
Matches or lighter
Cauldron or fire-proof dish
Scissors
Jar with a tight-fitting, screw-on lid
Write the target’s name on the paper, cut it out close to the lettering, then burn the rest of the paper to ash in the cauldron or fire-proof dish. While the ashes cool, score the lime into quarters, cutting the fruit about three-quarters of the way through. Fold the name in half twice, and insert it deeply into the lime, saying:
Your antics and your tricks go sour,
Starting now: This very hour.
Pin the lime sections securely with the nails to form an X, saying:
X marks the spot where you are held
And all the trouble you have spelled
For me is trapped along with you
No matter what you try to do.
Drop the lime into the jar, then dump the ashes and a handful of salt on top, saying:
I thwart your efforts—all shall fail—
By salt and ash and lime and nail.
Cover the mixture with vinegar, and say:
With vinegar, I complete this mix,
Finally, screw the lid on tightly and say:
And seal you in: This trick is fixed.
Shake the jar enough times to blend the mixture thoroughly, then place the jar on a dark shelf in your home.
IRS Audit Hex
Rather than being designed to exact permanent damage, this hex is geared more toward keeping the target busy enough to stay out of your life and stop interfering in your business!
M
aterials:
1 orange candle
Queen Bitch Oil
Page 1 of the current Form 1040 (download it from: www.irs.gov www.irs.gov)
Red marker
Pen
Download and print the form, then add the target’s name and address in the appropriate places. (If you don’t have the target’s complete address, that’s all right. Just add the city and state information.) Now write FULL AUDIT across the form in large capital letters with the red marker.
Anoint the candle with the oil, and place it securely in a candle holder. Place the form face up in front of you and the candle in the center of it saying:
(Name of target), you haven’t had enough to do
And interfered in things that you
Had no business messing in
So now your busy time begins:
With an audit, you are blessed
With five returns or more accessed.
You have time for nothing more
With IRS folks at your door,
Breathing down your neck all day,
Wanting proof and stubs of pay,
Asking for receipts for those
Deductions and those gifts bestowed.
A full audit for (name of target), I demand,
Spirits, act on this command.
Bring this audit immediately,
I will it, want it—and it shall be.
Leave the form where it is until the candlewick burns out, then bury or hide it in close proximity to the IRS office or a building where taxes are collected. (If you don’t have a local IRS office, good alternatives are the local Tax Assessor’s office or courthouse.)
PINS AND NEEDLES
While the use of poppets was covered in Chapter 3, pin and needle insertions in conjunction with their use was not. Of course, if the intent is to cause illness, locating the proper insertion point is just a matter of common sense. However, other key insertion points are often overlooked. And it’s to that end that a brief list follows below for your convenience.
Mouth: To keep someone from spreading lies, speaking ill of you, or to hold gossip at bay, insert nine pins in the mouth.
Buttocks: To keep someone from taking your job, place three pins in each buttock cheek.
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