Tucker, puzzled, wondered, “Maybe the rawhide held the eagle. You know, he was somebody’s pet and he got loose.”
“Tucker, a person would have to be crazy to keep a bald eagle. They’re ferocious, huge, and wild,” Mrs. Murphy replied.
“We were once saber-toothed tigers.” Pewter puffed out her chest.
“Yeah, and you sold out for tuna,” Tucker teased.
“Better than Milk-Bones. Dogs are really dumb,” Pewter shot back.
The dog and gray cat argued past the pastures and paddocks. The horses kept eating. They’d heard it all before, including knock-down, drag-out fights in the barn when the two would chase each other, buckets flying, brushes, even halters, pulled off their hooks.
Mrs. Murphy generally exhibited more decorum.
They pushed through the animal door at the large screened-in porch, then through the door into the kitchen, which also had an animal door.
In the kitchen, every cabinet door above the sink was open, dishes stacked on the counters.
Mary Minor Haristeen, “Harry,” stood on a half ladder, wiping down the interior of the cabinets with a wet rag. This was to have been a short task. That was three hours ago.
“Don’t step on the dishes,” she admonished the cats, already on the counter.
“These are old bowls. Throw them out,” Pewter advised. “You don’t have to keep everything. Look how chipped this stuff is.”
“It was her mother’s,” Mrs. Murphy said.
“Guess what? Her mother isn’t here to see it. I am. I don’t want to eat out of old bowls. I’m a modern cat.” Pewter sat beside the stacked bowls, tempted to push them off the counter.
Through the window over the sink, in the setting sun Pewter saw her blue jay nemesis settle on an overhanging tree branch. The bird turned his head to the right, then to the left to afford a clear view.
“Fatty!” he shrieked.
Pewter charged the window, nearly knocking the bowls to the floor, spit loudly, and slammed a paw into the window.
The jay giggled, then hopped up a branch, closer to the window.
“I will kill him!” Pewter promised.
“Get off here. You nearly knocked Mom’s bowls over,” Harry chided.
Harry climbed down the half ladder, put the rag in the sink, wiped her hands. Then she picked up the bowls, climbed back up, and slid them into place. She repeated this until everything she’d put on the counters was back in place.
Just as she finished, the back door opened and her tall neighbor, Cynthia Cooper, a deputy in the sheriff’s department, stepped inside.
“Now you come over. I could have used you to put away this stuff.” Harry pointed to the cabinets.
“A cleaning fit.” Cooper nodded.
“Fall and spring. Best time.” Harry stepped down, folding the ladder.
“You say.” Cooper leaned over to pet Tucker.
“Sit down. Hey, look at the sunset before you do.”
Cooper walked over to look through the sink window. “Like someone tossed a match into the sky.”
“I never get tired of sunsets, or sunrises, for that matter. Get off work early?”
“No. It’s six-twenty. Tell you what, it’s been a long day.”
“Accidents?”
“No.”
“Dad’s home!” Tucker rushed outside through the animal doors to greet Fair Haristeen, all six feet five inches of him.
“She’s so obsequious.” Pewter pouted.
Fair stepped inside the screened-in porch, stomped his boots to remove the dust, then opened the kitchen door. “Hi, honey.” He kissed Harry on the cheek, then kissed Cooper, too. “Never pass up the chance to kiss a pretty woman.”
“You’re the worst.” Cooper laughed at him even as she enjoyed the attention.
Fair was one of those men people liked, men and women.
“You know, honey, I actually understand that,” Harry responded and laughed. “And I’ll have you know you’ve walked into a better organized kitchen. Anyone want a drink? Tea?” Harry offered.
“Too late for tea, but if you have a beer, I will indulge, and I owe you a six-pack,” Cooper promised.
“You do not.” Harry pulled out glasses and three beers.
“We saw an eyeball!” Pewter wanted attention so she jumped on Fair’s lap. “It was bloody. A big, blue eyeball.”
“The bald eagle had it.” Tucker filled in detail.
Harry, wisely, put down some treats. Pewter liked Fair, but dried chicken twists trumped affection.
“How cold is it supposed to get tonight?” Cooper asked. “I haven’t had time to check the weather on my phone. Like I said, a long day.”
“No frost. We usually get the first frost mid-October, but it’s warmish right now,” Fair replied.
“Which reminds me, time to close in the screened-in porch,” Harry noted. “We can do it this weekend and then switch the horses’ schedule.”
The horses remained out at night in the summers, and inside out of the sun during the day, with the reverse rotating in the cold months when fall truly arrived.
“They look good. I noticed driving in how shiny their coats are,” Cooper complimented Harry, who took care of them.
“Curry comb. Hair is starting to grow. They’re getting ready for the cold. I just brush out the dirt, then brush with a smoother combination, and bingo, they shine like patent leather. Good food helps, too, like some rice bran. Anyway, you said it was a busy day. If it wasn’t accidents, robberies?”
Cooper smiled. “No. But I got a call from our dispatcher, go to Route 250 right at the top of Afton Mountain before it plunges down the east side. Two-fifty has a hell of a grade. Drove up there. Nothing urgent, just a call for an extra pair of eyes. Got there and here is this big transport loaded with brand-new Volvos, motor running, everything fine but no driver. No one in sight. The keys were in the ignition, the emergency brake was on, nothing was damaged. We checked his shipping papers. He was on his way down to Volvo of Charlottesville. Called them. He was due in. No one had heard a thing. We called Louisville, Kentucky, where he’d picked up the freight. Everything was fine. No driver. No cellphone. Only shipping paperwork.”
“That’s odd,” Harry said.
“His wallet was in the truck. Sunglasses. Not a thing touched that we could tell.”
“What did you do?” Fair thought it peculiar, too.
“The Volvo dealer sent up three men, one to drive, one as a passenger, and one to follow. Luckily there was someone in the dealership that could handle that big boat. As there was no crime, no report, we thought it best to get the new cars to the dealer,” Cooper added. “We looked around for the driver. No sign of him. As a precaution, we dusted the cab for fingerprints.”
Harry, ever imaginative, thought out loud. “He could have been carrying contraband.”
“Well, they go through every new vehicle to prepare it. If something is amiss, I reckon we’ll know. But, poof, just disappeared with that big rig idling by the side of the road.”
“Maybe he stopped to go to the bathroom and had a heart attack,” Fair offered.
“We’ll have bona fide search teams out tomorrow. It’s rugged terrain. Really, could be just what you said, but that doesn’t mean we’ll find him easily.”
“Coop, someone might have picked him up,” Harry, always excited by a mystery no matter how tiny or removed from her own life, said.
“Don’t know.” Cooper shrugged.
“Just think, what if that had been a Brink’s truck, a truck jammed with bags of money?” Harry grinned. “An unlocked truck.”
Fair laughed. “I remember when I was in third grade. Dad and I were down on Main Street, we’d walked back to Water Street, and a truck full of beer turned over. Cans rolling everywhere. I mean in minutes half the male population of Charlottesville was there scooping up them cans.”
“See, there are good accidents,” Harry said and laughed.
“Well, I saw an ey
eball. That’s not a good accident.” A tidbit of dried chicken fell out of the side of Pewter’s mouth, as she loudly made her points.
“Pewter, they don’t care about eyeballs any more than you care about a rig full of new cars.” Mrs. Murphy shrugged.
She was right. For now.
October 18, 2016 Tuesday
Crackling logs, the odor of sweet pearwood, gave the Virginians for Sustainable Wildlife meeting a cozy air. Harry hosted this month’s gathering, which had started at 6:30 in the evening. The members took turns hosting, which brought them closer together. A few of the people had known one another for years, but others were new to Crozet, to central Virginia. Being invited into someone’s home provided an opportunity to learn more about them, a sense of their taste, perhaps even their priorities. Anyone coming into Harry’s living room might share a seat with Mrs. Murphy or Pewter, both loath to move. Tucker had the sense to sprawl on the floor.
Jessica Ligon, doctor of veterinary medicine, young, well liked, finished up her report. “So we’re still seeing fleas and ticks. Granted, raccoons, possums, other quadrupeds deal with it. Fleas can give animals tapeworms. So when deer season starts and your house dog chews on a carcass left behind by an irresponsible hunter, then your dog gets an infestation. Just keep a lookout for them. But tapeworm is easy to purge, fortunately. Do the mammals have Lyme disease? I’m sure some do.”
“Why can’t we break the cycle in the wildlife?” MaryJo Cranston, an investment broker and the treasurer of the group, asked.
“The horrendous expense, for one thing. Plus, MaryJo, you can’t be sure the animals you want to purge of parasites are the ones ingesting the meds. An animal can carry the tick as well as be bitten by it. As for Lyme, we’d have to trap them, get blood. If infected, it’s an antibiotic protocol. Just can’t do it with wild animals, as it takes so many consecutive days of pills. We’d need to keep them in cages until the antibiotic cycle is complete; also, Lyme fatigues them. It’s just close to impossible.”
MaryJo, newer to the group, nodded. “It does sound complicated.”
Susan Tucker, president of the group and Harry’s childhood friend, checked her notes. “Jessica, thanks, we’re always fascinated with new developments in veterinary medicine for all animals.”
“The research being done now is amazing, especially with stem cells. That’s a whole other topic for another meeting, but it is in the future.”
“I read somewhere that veterinarians are better at managing chronic pain than doctors. You all are taught more about it,” BoomBoom Craycroft, another childhood friend of Harry and Susan’s, responded.
“We’ve made tremendous advances.” Jessica reached for her drink.
“Liz, you have your fowl report. Actually, why don’t I amend that to winged report.” Susan grinned.
“Good.” Liz Potter, a middle-aged African American woman passionate about the environment, checked the Apple tablet on her lap. “To date, a three percent increase in woodcock population in central Virginia. Also, grouse are increasing, especially in the Rockfish Valley. We’re getting ready for the raptors’ migration, so they’ll be in the thermal spirals along the Blue Ridge, especially in our area. That will allow us to count as many as we can and to monitor health. The migration is ten days later than usual this year and we think it is due to the unusual warmth. No frosts yet as you know. They are also late in New England.”
“Isn’t it wonderful to see those hawks just lazing in circles?” BoomBoom had been watching this fall phenomenon since she was a child, a phenomenon that drew birders from as far away as Japan.
“How are we doing with the bald eagles?” Harry said. “I see them here, usually flying along the creek.”
“Big comeback.” Liz nodded.
“Is it true that if you find a dead eagle, osprey, or red-shouldered hawk you can’t take feathers?” BoomBoom asked.
“Sure is,” Liz replied.
“Well, Liz,” BoomBoom prodded, “what difference does it make if the bird is dead? You haven’t harmed it and the feathers are beautiful.”
“State law.” Liz leaned forward. “The Apaches have gotten a pass from the government to wear eagle feathers, but if I walk into your house, say you have worked protected feathers into a big fall floral wreath, how do I know where you found them? Since no one can prove how they come by feathers, teeth, claws, fur, the idea is to ban ownership of anything of protected species unless you’re a member of a federally recognized tribe, and even that’s dicey. Think about the bracelets years ago of elephant hair— you remember, the thick black wristbands? Almost looked like rubber. Two or three would be bound by gold wire. Expensive. You can’t wear them today. I’m super-sensitive to this because of the antique clothing I carry in the store. Anything I carry that’s Native American I produce chain of title. You wouldn’t believe what I went through to establish that quilled Sioux dress as having been made in 1880. I sold a Flathead vest, beaded, made in 1900, and the paperwork was as heavy as the vest.”
Harry, surprised, blurted out, “People think you killed the birds or bears for furs and talons?”
MaryJo replied, “That’s why she has chain of title.”
“People trap endangered species as well as animals with thick winter pelts. Whenever the pelt prices go up for furs, the trappers work overtime just killing beaver, fox, wolf, even bear,” Liz told them, disgusted.
“Good thing cat fur isn’t valuable.” Tucker giggled. “Pewter, you’d be first on everyone’s list. Why, your pelt would be as big as a coyote’s.”
Pewter, on the back of Liz’s chair, narrowed her green eyes. “Yours would make a good coat. Warm, too.”
Mrs. Murphy, in Harry’s lap, added her two cents. “Corgi fur isn’t as soft as ours.”
“Whose side are you on?” Pewter sat up.
“She’s right. Your fur is softer. If someone didn’t want a coat, they could use you for a big pillow.”
Pewter shot off the chair, attacked the dog. The two rolled around on the floor, complete with sound effects, unleashed claws, gnashing teeth. Quite the spectacle.
“Harry, you have an attack cat.” MaryJo, never having met Pewter before, was apprehensive.
Susan laughed. “We always feel safer when Pewter’s around.”
Tucker freed herself from the grip of the large cat and scrambled out of the living room with Pewter right behind. The humans heard the door flap smack in the kitchen door, then the second door flap smack in the screened-in porch.
They also heard a yell. “Watch it!”
Cooper came inside, took off her coat, hung it on the coat peg in the kitchen, and joined the group. “Harry, they about took me out.”
The women laughed and chatted with Cooper until Susan restored a semblance of order. “Cooper, we were just finishing up. Bow season’s started for deer. We were talking about poachers.”
“Not my department, but bow season’s more calm than black powder or regular season, which starts November nineteenth.”
“Think we’ll ever see open season on humans?” BoomBoom half-jokingly said.
“Boom, we have that now,” the sheriff’s department officer replied.
“I thought this was a quiet year?” Susan leaned back in her chair, inhaling the fire’s fragrance.
“Actually, it has been a quiet year. So far only two murders in the county, both domestic violence.”
“Weren’t those two murders related?” Liz asked.
“They were,” Cooper replied. “A small meth lab behind the high school, of all places, run by a husband and wife and another couple. Argument escalated. The usual. Let’s hope that’s it for the year.”
The door flap smacked again and Pewter sauntered in with a satisfied look. “I terrified that miserable dog. Just scared the poop out of her.”
The tiger cat complimented her friend. “Is she hiding in the barn?”
“Cowering in the tack room. Shaking. Pathetic sight. Don’t mess with me.” Pewter puffed out h
er considerable chest, strolled to the fireplace, sat down in front of the screen, and licked a paw.
Tucker had outrun the fatty. Granted, the dog did run to the barn and did shoot into the tack room—because Harry always had a dish of food for her there.
Liz, never having been in Harry’s old farmhouse, observed the preening cat. “That may be the biggest cat I’ve ever seen.”
“And you could open a beer can with your nose,” Pewter sassed.
Liz’s nose evidenced a slight hook, but it wasn’t that bad.
“We’d love it if you’d join our Virginians for Sustainable Wildlife,” MaryJo invited Cooper, handing her a printed sheet with wildlife statistics and issues.
“I’ll be supportive, but MaryJo, I can’t really commit to meetings. I’m never sure about my schedule. I’m studying ballistics online. I really do think that what you all are doing is terrific,” Cooper replied.
“What got you interested in ballistics? It seems an unusual area of study,” BoomBoom questioned.
She shrugged. “So much of what involves solving crimes is technical. I need to keep learning. Ed Clark suggested I study online.”
“Ed Clark. Really.” MaryJo was impressed.
Ed Clark, one of the founders of the Wildlife Center of Virginia, had a passion for firearm history, even owning old rifles and pistols.
“I was over at the Lyndhurst building. Wanted some wildlife information, recovery rates, that sort of thing, and when I walked by Ed’s car, I noticed a beautiful flintlock rifle in the backseat. I asked him about it,” MaryJo continued. “He really does know a lot.”
“Some of those firearms are works of art. The engraving on the metal, just exquisite. Plus, I like the proportions of the old guns.” Susan appreciated anything aesthetically accomplished.
“Harry, you have an old flintlock,” BoomBoom remembered. “When we were studying the Revolutionary War in school, your father showed it to the class.”
Harry got up, pulled the small library ladder to the bookshelf, climbed up, pulled a wooden box off it, stepped down, and opened it to show the group. The well-preserved firearm rested on satin.
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