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could, as before, indulge himself by binge-eating and could develop a Marlon Brando type of physique. Increased anger and neediness could put pressure on his already very limited social relationships.
What kind of therapy? Certainly not psychoanalysis, during which he could lie on a couch for years, as Woody Allen has done, and be the sole center of attention. This would only increase his narcissistic, self-centered patterns. Instead, he needs an interactive relationship with a strong-minded specialist in personality disorders who could confront him easily and enable him to face criticism rather than avoid it. He could also learn to consider others' feelings and responses to his sometimes antisocial actions that involve patterns of ongoing conflict. He might want to avoid therapy, as people with self-defeating tendencies often do. He might incorrectly think that therapy will change the dramatic features of his personality that have contributed to his professional success, for his whole career is built on speaking the unspeakable and showing the unshowable. But therapy does not change the entire person, only the underlying destructive characteristics. If some change does not occur, he could become depressed and very isolated. Instead of "What do you think of Howard Stern?," people may ask, "Whatever happened to Howard Stern?" Ironically, he might join the list of formerly famous people whose weight gains and losses are reported in supermarket tabloids.
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Table of Contents
Chapter 1 MY PHILOSOPHY 19
Chapter 3 BLACK AND BLUE LIKE ME 63
Chapter 5 MEIN KAMPF-"MY STRUGGLE" 111
Chapter 15 THE COMICS 365
My Sex Life Chapter 4
Chapter 5
I f You're Not Like Me I
Yes, I Am Fartman Chapter 9
The Wack Pack Chapter 10
Star Wars Chapter 13
Stop Howard Stern Chapter 18