A Merry Christmas Anniversary Mystery
Georgie Shaw Cozy Mystery #9
Anna Celeste Burke
A CHRISTMAS ANNIVERSARY MYSTERY TO REMEMBER
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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The use of any real company and/or product names is for literary effect only. All other trademarks and copyrights are the property of the respective owners. The author derives no compensation or other benefits from the mention of any company or product.
Cover design by Ada Frost
Books by USA Today and Wall Street Journal Bestselling Author Anna Celeste Burke
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A Dead Nephew Jessica Huntington Desert Cities Mystery 6
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Gnarly New Year! Corsario Cove Cozy Mystery 2
Heinous Habits! Corsario Cove Cozy Mystery 3
Radical Regatta! Corsario Cove Cozy Mystery 4
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A Merry Christmas Wedding Mystery Georgie Shaw Cozy Mystery 4
Murder at Sea of Passenger X Georgie Shaw Cozy Mystery 5
Murder of the Maestro Georgie Shaw Cozy Mystery 6
A Tango Before Dying Georgie Shaw Cozy Mystery 7
A Canary in the Canal Georgie Shaw Cozy Mystery 8
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A Body on Fitzgerald’s Bluff Seaview Cottages Cozy Mystery 1
The Murder of Shakespeare’s Ghost Seaview Cottages Cozy Mystery 2
Grave Expectations on Dickens’ Dune Seaview Cottages Cozy Mystery 3
A Fairway to Arms in Hemingway Hills Seaview Cottages Cozy Mystery 4
Lily’s Homecoming Under Fire Calla Lily Mystery 1
A Tangle in the Vines Calla Lily Mystery 2
Fall’s Killer Vintage Calla Lily Mystery 3
The Vintner’s Other Daughter Calla Lily Mystery 4
Kitchen Magic Witches Academy Series
DEDICATION
To love that lasts, ever green during all the seasons of our lives
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
Thanks to my husband of fifty years for his love and support. He’s the most decent man I’ve ever met and an inspiration for Detective Jack Wheeler and all the good guys I write about.
Thanks to Shirley Southern, a friend and reader who learned her name to the character in this book who manages the Visitor Center in New Arcadia. I’m grateful to all my readers, including the special ‘angels’ in my ARC Angel readers group who read unpolished versions of my books and help root out the typos.
Table of Contents
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
1 Shake, Rattle, and Roll
2 Ready or Not, You're It!
3 Havoc and Rebellion
4 A Christmas Harlequin
5 Max’s Doubts
6 Charlie’s Angles
7 A Dead Man’s Tale
8 Someone’s Alive
9 Hardy-tested, Hardy-approved
10 Renegade or Conspirator
10 Renegade or Conspirator
11 Who's Up Next?
12 What to Do About Charlie
13 An Abundance of Coincidences
14 The Negativity Bias Boondoggle
15 Laid to Rest among the Sweet Peas
16 A Visit from Scrooge
17 Right Under Our Noses
18 An Anniversary to Remember
Recipes
White Chocolate Chip Spicy Cranberry Cookies
Cranberry and Sausage Christmas Quiche
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
1 Shake, Rattle, and Roll
"I love Christmas!" I said as my husband, Detective Jack Wheeler, and I approached the New Arcadia Visitor Center. "The decorations are gorgeous, aren't they?"
Mad "Max" Marley, my boss and founder of the Marvelous Marley World entertainment empire, had gone all out this year. Here, at the main entrance to New Arcadia, and in his theme park in Irvine, Max had Christmas trees installed that rival the one at Rockefeller Center.
"I've never seen more beautiful decorations anywhere," Jack replied. "I'm glad we decided to drive to Palm Springs after dinner. We wouldn't get the full effect before dark."
Jack was right, except that we hadn't decided to get here this late. It just happened. Too many phone calls were part of the problem. Jack had given plenty of notice that he planned to take time off from his job with the Orange County Sheriff's Department. Still, last-minute issues with his active cases came up. As a corporate Vice President and Director of the Food and Beverage Division, I also had my share of matters to resolve.
Two troublesome Siamese cats added to the delays. I must have told Miles and Ella half a dozen times not to worry. "We won't forget to pack the cats." The minds of cats, however, work in mysterious ways. Being underfoot and flopping down in the suitcase was typical whenever we packed. Today, though, they'd decided to remove items from the bag the minute I had my back turned. Thinking about it all again, I began to feel uneasy.
"Jack, you don't think those cats know something we don't know, do you? They're making me anxious. Why have they been so quiet on this drive?"
"Miles and Ella do seem to have an uncanny ability to sense when trouble's ahead. Trouble spelled, M-A-X, and we're getting closer to him! He's promised not to rope us into doing business with our anniversary coming up at the end of the week."
"I heard him schedule the company jet to get us out of Palm Springs and to Cancun, as we'd planned before he 'invited' us to celebrate here first."
I'd initially resisted, but Max's invitations somehow always end as the kind you can't refuse. It's not just that he's my boss, but he's temperamental and crafty. He wins in the end, so most of the time, it's easier to give in sooner rather than later. Besides, it's hard to come up with objections to a week in a penthouse suite at a soon to be open resort hotel in Palm Springs.
"You made good on your promise to pack the cats; maybe that settled them down," Jack suggested.
"They are seasoned travelers—for cats." I checked on them in the rearview mirror. Sharing a carrier, strapped into the backseat, I couldn't see much other than a tail twitching. Nor could I figure out if the tail belonged to Miles or Ella. When Jack made a sudden turn, I quit trying to figure it out.
"Where are you going?"
"A sign said, 'New Arcadia Resort Guests exit here to transport.'"
"Great! I'm ready to put my feet up and relax," I said as an impressive-looking archway appeared. It glowed in the dark, lit at night by solar cells that absorbed sunlight during the day. The glowing lights weren't just for the holidays. The Santa in an aerodynamic sleigh pulled by sleek-looking reindeer, and appearing to float in the sky, was.
As we pulled up to the archway, a gate lifted. A person stepped from a Welcome Station built into one end of the arch. Jack rolled down the window, and holiday music poured in. Then Santa stood in his sleigh and greeted us.
"Welcome, Georgie, and Jack. Merry Christmas and a Happy Anniversary too!" With a ho-ho-ho, Santa quit waving at us, sat down, and the music quieted.
"Hello!" A young woman said a little too loudly now that the music was low. "Welcome to the New Arcadia Resort Destinations Entrance. We have you registered in the Grand Arcadia Gardens Resort & Spa with a checkout date for Friday—if you can bear to leave us. I'm Wendy, and I'm going to check you in so you can go directly to your room when you arrive at the hotel."
"Thank you, Wendy. What do you need from us?" Jack asked.
"Nothing unless Santa read your name wrong when he checked his list of who's been naughty and nice." Wendy smile broadly, standing under a nearby tree wrapped in lights that had brightened when she approached us.
"So far, so good," Jack responded. "He sounded friendly enough. I'll take that as a sign that we're on his good list."
"Celebrating your first wedding anniversary in this fabulous place must mean you've been good this year. I have something for you. The arch is your portal to the transportation system, which provides access to your resort hotel and its amenities. This system allows you to explore subterranean shops, restaurants, and attractions. There are plenty of above-ground options you shouldn't miss, though. That's especially true if you're a fan of golf, tennis, or hiking. Unless you already have a place that you'd like to stop, the loop will take you directly to the Grand Arcadia Gardens Resort & Spa."
"We got a late start today and don't know our way around yet. The direct route, please," Jack responded.
"Of course! I have your passports—one for each of you to wear, and one for your car. Hold out your hands, palms down, please." She placed a tiny dot on the back of our hands, which vanished.
All I could see was a hint of iridescence. I knew it worked because Max had done a demo for us on a previous visit to the hotel. For that visit, we'd parked at the Welcome Center and traveled to the hotel above ground. This trip would be my first experience traveling underground.
The tiny dot Wendy called a passport was an organic compound infused with nanoparticles. They allow the resort system to monitor our whereabouts while we're in New Arcadia. With our voices or a wave of the hand, we could charge our meals and other purchases. Once we parked our car underground, the passport would give us access to other forms of transport.
"For your car," she added. Then Wendy reached inside and rubbed a nearly invisible patch in the corner of the windshield. Do you have any questions for me? Oops! I'm sorry, I almost forgot. These are for your fur babies."
Jack reached out and took two slender collars for the cats. He passed them to me. The collars were soft and stretchy. A small black bowtie had was on one collar, and a little red poinsettia was on the other. I tugged at one of them, hoping the cats couldn't chew them apart.
"Don't worry," Wendy said, peering into the car and watching me. "They're sturdier than they look and purrfectly safe for Miles and Ella." That evoked a response from the cats as they gurgled and mewed. When I checked on them in the rearview mirror this time, they were pushing each other out of the way, trying to see who'd spoken their names.
"The fur-babies say thank you," Jack offered. "Can you tell me how about how far we are from the hotel?"
"I can tell you exactly how far you are. Twenty-two-point-eight miles. It won't take you long to get to your hotel even though it's almost at the outermost point of the city's east end," Wendy added, smiling. "Buckle up and enjoy the ride. It's fast!"
An opening suddenly appeared beneath the archway. Our greeter moved her arm as if she were the spokesmodel on a television game show. Jack pulled up to it and entered. When he pulled forward, the entrance closed behind us. A dim golden light showed us little as our tires grabbed the surface or as something grabbed them. Then a gold-tinted bubble enveloped us.
"Please roll up all your windows. Place your car in park and turn off the engine. Sit back and relax while we transport you to the destination resort of your dreams," a woman's voice said. Jack had already done those things before she spoke. He let go of the steering wheel and linked his hands behind his head.
"You're going to love this. Frank Fontana took me on a ride in a police vehicle yesterday."
We were both pressed into our seats, which was the only sensation of movement I experienced. The golden bubble that had been semitransparent was opaque now. I gripped my seatbelt, waiting for more to come, but it was over in less than five minutes.
"How can that be?" I asked as we slowed and then came to a stop. I felt a flutter in my stomach. It was as if we'd gone over a rise in the road and then dropped. When the bubble disappeared, we were at the below-ground entrance to the hotel. Jack popped the trunk and rolled our windows down.
Hotel staff descended upon us, opening doors and welcoming us to the Grand Arcadia Gardens. When I climbed from the car, I searched for a rail or track to step off or over. Instead, all I saw was a black strip under our car that continued in front of us as far as I could see. The black substance changed to a flecked, sandy-colored terrazzo, which continued into the lobby.
Once inside, bright lighting caused the specks in the flooring to sparkle. The lobby opened to a soaring atrium surrounded by hanging gardens. The scent of flowers that enveloped us was familiar since I'd experienced it on my previous visit. Tonight, the addition of pine, peppermint, and spice created a holiday potpourri of Christmassy fragrances. Why not? In the center of the atrium, strands of candy canes, cinnamon-stick stars, and other ornaments hung on a dizzyingly tall pine tree.
The hanging gardens, strewn with twinkling lights, added to the magic as angels blowing their trumpets hovered nearby. Toy soldiers, gift-wrapped packages, dolls, and teddy bears were under the tree, and a sleek, modern train circled them. Jack and I stood motionless, taking it all in.
"Did tell you I love Christmas?" I asked.
"Yes, and so do I," Jack replied. "Let's go before Max shows up and lectures us on all that's gone into creating this incredible display."
Jack took the cat carrier from me as a small auto-bot, loaded with our luggage, led us to a nearby bank of elevators. The elevator whisked us to our floor, and the auto-bot, as Max preferred to call it, entered our suite after Jack opened the door with a wave of his hand. From habit, Jack went for his wallet once we were inside.
"Oops! There's no bellboy to tip," he said and put the cat carrier on the floor.
"That also means no bellboy to unload our luggage," I sighed. I was about to grab a bag from the little wagon-like vehicle when a disembodied voice spoke.
"Au contraire, Georgie! Welcome back, Jack. I understand Miles and Ella are with you."
"Felix, is that you?" Jack asked.
"Who else would it be? Since we hit it off the moment we met, Max insisted I assist you during your stay. Yay!" Felix added without a hint of sarcasm in his tone. "Speaking of Max, he has something to say to you at once! One moment, please."
A wave of exhaustion hit me as I leaned against the back of a couch in our suite's sitting room. I worried that Max had a plan for us tonight, despite his promise to leave us alone. Is he going to call or knock on the door? I wondered as he suddenly appeared right in front of us.
"Welcome, Georgie, my dear girl. You too, Jack. I'm so glad you arrived safely, and I hope everything is perfect for you to put your feet up and start your well-deserved respite," Max said, c
lasping his hands behind his back and smiling.
The three-D image of Max standing in front of us had to be a hologram. It was so lifelike that if it had been here when we walked in, I would have believed it was him.
"Congratulations on your first wedding anniversary. It's been an eventful year for us all. I can't tell you how much I've appreciated having you both in my life. Thanks, too, for indulging an old man's wish for you to spend part of your anniversary celebration in New Arcadia. It's a milestone to have the first couple ever married in this newest desert city return to mark the occasion. I hoped to greet you in person, give you a hug, Georgie, and shake the hand of the man you married. He deserves a slap on the back, too, for bringing you great happiness. Thank you, Jack, for making Georgie happier than I've ever seen her in the nearly thirty years we've worked together. Hiring her was one of the smartest decisions I ever made, and marrying you was one hers." Max paused as his voice caught, and he grew misty-eyed. I teared up, and Jack reached out to cup my hand in his.
"Duty calls! Once you've settled in, and I've completed my current business, I insist you let me take you to dinner. Make yourselves at home. Goodnight." With that, the image vanished.
"That was so moving," Felix sniffed as if he'd become teary too. "He admires you both so much."
"Master suite, bot! Pronto!" Felix ordered.
The cart began moving again, although pronto wasn't what I'd call the pace at which it moved. Jack leaned over and let the cats loose. They sniffed the floor around them, and Miles warily searched the room.
"I wonder if he's trying to find Max or Felix," I said as I followed the bot.
When Miles came after me, he spotted the auto-bot and darted ahead. He growled, and Ella's tale bushed. That didn't stop them from following the slow-moving vehicle—at a safe distance of one or two cat lengths.
"Kitties don't like," Jack whispered as we made our way to the enormous, beautifully appointed master suite.
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