“You bet I don’t.” Veit looked up at the acoustic tiles on the treatment room’s ceiling. The shot didn’t hurt much—less than he’d expected. Still, it wasn’t something you wanted to think about; no, indeed.
Chuckling, the doctor said, “Since you’re playing one of those miserable, money-grubbing kikes, of course you’ll be happy about the raise you’re getting for going all out.”
“As long as my eel still goes up after this, that’s the only raise I care about right now,” Veit answered. The doctor laughed again and went to work.
Bandaging up afterward took longer than the actual procedure. As Veit was carefully pulling up his pants, the doctor said, “Take your first pill in about an hour. That way, it’ll be working when the local wears off.”
“That would be good,” Veit agreed. He got one more laugh from the man in the white coat. No doubt everything seemed funnier when you were on the other end of the scalpel.
He didn’t have Kristi drive home; he did it himself, with his legs splayed wide. He couldn’t feel anything—the anesthetic was still going strong—but he did even so. He dutifully swallowed the pill at the appointed time. Things started hurting anyway: hurting like hell, not to put too fine a point on it. Veit gulped another pill. It was too soon after the first, but he did it all the same.
Two pain pills were better than one, but not enough. He still hurt. The pills did make his head feel like a balloon attached to his body on a long string. What happened from his neck down was still there, but only distantly connected to the part of him that noticed.
He ate whatever Kristi put on the table. Afterward, he remembered eating, but not what he’d eaten.
He wandered out into the front room and sat down in front of the TV. He might do that any evening to unwind from a long day of being a Jew, but this felt different. The screen in front of him swallowed all of his consciousness that didn’t sting.
Which was odd, because the channel he’d chosen more or less at random was showing a string of ancient movies: movies from before the War of Retribution, movies in black and white. Normally, Veit had no patience for that. He lived in a black-and-white world in Wawolnice. When he watched the television, he wanted something brighter, something more interesting.
Tonight, though, with the two pain pills pumping through him, he just didn’t care. The TV was on. He’d watch it. He didn’t have to think while he stared at the pictures. Something called Bringing Up Baby was running. It was funny even though it was dubbed. It was funny even though he was drugged.
When it ended and commercials came on, they seemed jarringly out of place. They were gaudy. They were noisy. Veit couldn’t wait for them to end and the next old film to start.
It finally did. Frankenstein was about as far from Bringing Up Baby as you could get and still be called a movie. Some of the antique special effects seemed unintentionally comic to a modern man, even if the modern man was doped to the eyebrows. But Veit ended up impressed in spite of himself. As with the comedy, no wonder people still showed this one more than a hundred years after it was made.
He took one more green pill after the movie and staggered off to bed. He slept like a log, assuming logs take care to sleep on their backs.
When he woke up the next morning, he wasn’t as sore as he’d thought he would be. And he’d rolled over onto his side during the night and hadn’t perished, or even screamed. He did take another pill, but he didn’t break any Olympic sprint records running to the kitchen to get it.
“You poor thing,” Kristi said. “Your poor thing.”
“I’ll live.” Veit decided he might even mean it. Once he soaked up some coffee and then some breakfast—and once that pill kicked in—he might even want to mean it.
Caffeine, food, and opiate did indeed work wonders. His wife nodded approvingly. “You don’t have that glazed look you did last night.”
“Who, me?” Veit hadn’t been sure he could manage indignation, but he did.
Not that it helped. “Yes, you,” Kristi retorted. “You don’t sit there gaping at the TV for three hours straight with drool running down your chin when you’re in your right mind.”
“But it was good.” No sooner had Veit said it than he wondered whether he would have thought so if he hadn’t been zonked. Kristina’s raised eyebrow announced louder than words that she wondered exactly the same thing.
Maybe he wouldn’t have enjoyed the silliness in Bringing Up Baby so much if he’d been fully in the boring old Aristotelian world. But Frankenstein wasn’t silly—not even slightly. Taking pieces from the dead, putting them together, and reanimating them… No, nothing even the least bit silly about that.
As a matter of fact… His jaw dropped. “Der Herr Gott im Himmel,” he whispered, and then, “Vey iz mir!”
“What is it?” Kristi asked.
“Wawolnice,” Veit said.
“Well, what about it?” hi wife said.
But he shook his head. “You weren’t watching the movie last night.” He didn’t know what she had been doing. Anything that hadn’t been right in front of him or right next to him simply wasn’t there. She’d stuck her head into the front room once or twice—probably to make sure he could sit up straight—but she hadn’t watched.
And you needed to have. Because what was Wawolnice but a Frankenstein village of Jews? It wasn’t meant to have come to life on its own, but it had, it had. So far, the outsiders hadn’t noticed. No mob of peasants with torches and pitchforks had swarmed in to destroy it—only performers playing Poles, who were every bit as artificial.
How long could they go on? Could they possibly spread? Reb Eliezer thought so. Veit wasn’t nearly as sure. But Eliezer might be right. He might. One more time, alevai omayn.
END
Copyright © 2011 by Harry Turtledove
Art copyright © 2011 by Gary Kelley
Books by Harry Turtledove
GERIN THE FOX
Were Blood
Werenight
Prince of the North
King of the North
Fox and Empire
VIDESSOS
The Misplaced Legion
An Emperor for the Legion
The Legion of Videssos
Swords of the Legion
Videssos Cycle (omnibus)
Bridge of the Separator
KRISPOS
Krispos Rising
Krispos of Videssos
Krispos the Emperor
WORLDWAR
In the Balance
Tilting the Balance
Upsetting the Balance
Striking the Balance
TIME OF TROUBLES
The Stolen Throne
Hammer and Anvil
The Thousand Cities
Videssos Besieged
GREAT WAR
How Few Remain
The American Front
Walk in Hell
Breakthroughs
DARKNESS
Into the Darkness
Darkness Descending
Through the Darkness
Rulers of the Darkness
Jaws of Darkness
Out of the Darkness
COLONISATION
Second Contact
Down to Earth
Aftershocks
WAR BETWEEN THE PROVINCES
Sentry Peak
Marching Through Peachtree
Advance and Retreat
AMERICAN EMPIRE
Blood and Iron
The Center Cannot Hold
The Victorious Opposition
CROSSTIME TRAFFIC
Gunpowder Empire
Curious Notions
In High Places
The Disunited States of America
The Gladiator
The Valley-Westside War
SETTLING ACCOUNTS
Return Engagement
Drive to the East
The Grapple
In At the Death
Pacific War
Day
s of Infamy
End of the Beginning
Gap
Beyond the Gap
The Breath of God
The Golden Shrine
Atlantis
Opening Atlantis
The United States of Atlantis
Liberating Atlantis
War That Came Early
Hitler's War
West and East
The Big Switch
Novels
Agent of Byzantium
Noninterference
A Different Flesh
Kaleidoscope
A World of Difference
Earthgrip
The Guns of the South
The Case of the Toxic Spell Dump
The Two Georges: The Novel of an Alternate America (with Richard Dreyfuss)
Thessalonica
Between the Rivers
Household Gods (with Judith Tarr)
Wisdom of the Fox: The Man Who Wouldn't Be King (As If He Had a Choice)
Tale of the Fox
Ruled Britannia
Conan of Venarium
In the Presence of Mine Enemies
Homeward Bound
Every Inch a King
Fort Pillow
The Man with the Iron Heart
After the Downfall
Give Me Back My Legions!
Collections
Departures
Down in the Bottomlands: And Other Places (with L Sprague de Camp)
Counting Up, Counting Down
Reincarnations
Forty, Counting Down & Twenty-One, Counting Up
Atlantis and Other Places
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