by Page, Sophie
About the Book
One night is about to change Bella’s life for ever…
Bella Greenwood isn’t a fairytale girl. If pushed, she’d probably tell you that her perfect wedding would involve a handful of close friends and family. But as she’s never met anyone she’d like to marry, it’s a moot point.
Until, in a midnight garden, Bella is helped out of an embarrassing situation by a tall, dark, handsome man with laughing eyes. And suddenly her life changes for ever, because the man is the world’s most eligible bachelor: Prince Richard, heir to the throne.
Richard sweeps her off her feet, and before she knows it they’re engaged. Which is when Bella’s problems really begin. Suddenly she is public property, and as if it isn’t enough to have her every move watched – while also learning to curtsy and negotiating the etiquette of how to address her future mother-in-law – she soon finds herself embroiled in bridesmaid politics, a right royal hen night, and a wedding dress controversy that causes a national scandal …
Can this ordinary girl survive the preparations for her very own Royal Wedding?
About the Author
Sophie Page is the author of several novels, and lives in London. Visit her at www.sophie-page.co.uk
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Contents
Dedication
Epigraph
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
To my favourite authors,
thanks for all the fizz, fun
and friendship – especially
KF and EMR, you know why.
Britain
as it might have been …
1
‘Heir to the Throne Dumped Again’ – Royal Watchers Magazine
Bella Greenwood arrived back in London two months earlier than she was supposed to. It was the end of September, a cold Friday, and her credit card was still de-activated, which she expected. And she couldn’t call and revive it because her mobile phone was as dead as a dodo, which she didn’t.
Suddenly her backpack seemed awfully heavy. She put it down and sat on it while she considered her options. She knew what Granny Georgia would say: ‘There’s always another path. A sensible woman will find it.’
‘OK,’ said Bella, flexing her tired shoulders. ‘What’s the other path here?’
In the end, she found a public telephone that took coins and, after failing to connect with her mother, ended up speaking to her stepfather at work, as the machine swallowed the coins at an alarming rate.
‘Costa Coffee, Waterloo Station, five o’clock,’ he yelled as the beep started.
So Bella made her way across London and sat at one of the shiny silver tables, trying to warm her hands round a mug of coffee and scanning the commuter crowds for Kevin Bray’s tall figure. But in the end he was nearly upon her before she caught sight of him.
‘Look, Bella,’ he said, plonking himself down in the chair opposite, ‘it’s good to see you, of course, but this weekend is just not on. Your mother’s got people staying. Your room’s occupied. I’m sorry.’
Bella had been travelling for four days by then. All she wanted Kevin to do, really, was pick up her backpack, shepherd her on to the train and take her back to the comfortable Hampshire villa where she could have a warm bath and climb into her bed and sleep for about a hundred years.
A hug would have been nice, too. But she was philosophical about that. Kevin was not a natural hugger and Bella had come into his life too late for him to adjust his habits. Kevin had many qualities that her natural father, H. T. Greenwood the explorer, lacked, most notably not being out of the country all the time. So Bella was reconciled to there being no hug.
But no bath, no bed, no monster sleep either? This couldn’t be happening.
‘Not on?’ she echoed, bewildered. Jet lag always slowed her down.
Kevin could not quite meet her eyes. ‘It’s this Charity Ball tomorrow night. Your mother’s on the Committee. Been working on it for months. We’re taking a party, of course. The house is full. You know your mother.’
Yes, Bella knew what her mother was like. She fought down brain fog and interpreted. ‘You mean, she doesn’t want me home because she’s partying with the movers and shakers of Much Piddling in the Wold.’
Kevin was shocked. He was a nice man. ‘Of course not. She wants you home. We both do. She can’t wait to see you. Only—’
Bella sagged. ‘Only not this weekend.’
‘There’s so much to do and the house, well, it’s—’
‘Full. You said.’
He winced. ‘Sorry. If we’d only known. But we thought you were staying out on your island until after Christmas.’
‘So did I,’ said Bella, desolately. But her words were lost in the echoing station announcements and the stampede of Friday night commuters.
‘You should have let us know sooner,’ said her stepfather firmly. ‘Call your mother on Sunday after the ball and she’ll sort out a date for you to come down. You’ve got somewhere to stay?’ And, before she could answer, ‘You’ll need some cash, I bet. Won’t have had time to sort yourself out, if you only got in this afternoon.’
He had come prepared. He stuffed a wad of notes into Bella’s hand and cast a harassed look at the departures board. It was clicking away, replacing lists of departed trains with those that would go any m
inute now.
‘Look, I’ve got to go or I’ll miss my train. Your mother sends her love. ’Bye.’
He kissed Bella’s cheek awkwardly and stepped back, nearly stumbling over the corner of the backpack. He righted himself just before he had to see it, and strode off before she could protest.
Bella would have called after him, but a sudden yawn nearly took her head off. And then he was gone in the crowd.
Her eyes burned with tiredness. She looked down at the notes in her hand. They were fifties, she saw, a big fat pin cushion of £50 notes. And then she realised – he must have given her enough money to pay for a hotel in London for the whole weekend.
The very thought of finding a hotel, checking in, talking, made her want to sink down on to the shiny floor of the concourse and go to sleep right where she was.
But she was a seasoned traveller now and she knew from experience, not just Granny Georgia’s homilies, that you did not go to sleep until you were indoors and safe. If her old mobile had been working, she would have texted her best friend, Charlotte Hendred. But as it was, she had to start with the public telephone system again.
‘Man is a problem-solving animal,’ said Bella between her teeth.
She stripped one of her stepfather’s £50 notes off the wad, stuffed the rest inside her bra and hauled her backpack on to her shoulders. She bought some chocolate, along with an expensive glossy magazine, so that the man on the till didn’t mind giving her change for £50, and started the business of tracking down Lottie.
It didn’t take long. Bella couldn’t remember her mobile number but she knew the name of the big PR agency where her friend worked. She found the number and the switchboard found Lottie in seconds.
‘Bella!’ she squeaked. ‘Where are you?’
‘Waterloo.’
‘Belgium?’ said Lottie, bewildered. ‘You’ve left the island?’
Bella choked with laughter. ‘Waterloo Station. I’m home.’
Lottie squeaked quite a bit more at that. She was probably bouncing on her seat, thought Bella, warmed.
‘Look, Lottie, it was all a bit last-minute and I haven’t organised myself anywhere to stay—’
And Lottie, who had known Bella for ever, did not say, ‘What about your mother’s place? Where’s your father? Can’t you stay with your brother and his wife?’ She said, ‘Great. Crash chez moi. Can’t wait to catch up. In fact, I’m closing my laptop even as we speak. I’ll be home in half an hour. Race you.’
So Bella blew some more of her stepfather’s cash on a taxi to the Pimlico flat and got her hug from Lottie, followed by the promise of several bottles of wine and a blissful shower.
‘I’ve made up your bed. Now tell all,’ said Lottie as Bella padded out of the bathroom, wrapped in a towel, with her blonde hair dark and dripping.
The wine bottle was already open on the low coffee table. Lottie poured two generous glasses as Bella sank into the deep sofa with a sigh of pure bliss.
‘This is so good. I feel clean for the first time in days. Hell, no. For the first time in months. I’m sorry to dump myself on you—’
Lottie waved that away. ‘Garbage,’ she said briskly. ‘Couldn’t be better. The harpy I used to share with moved out last month to be with the Man of Her Dreams … poor sod. I was thinking I ought to rent out her room. But I don’t really fancy living with another stranger, not after The Harpy. So I didn’t get round to it. And now you’re here.’ She raised her glass in a silent toast. ‘Sometimes the Lord provides.’
Bella laughed and raised her glass in return.
‘Lottie Hendred, you’re a star.’
‘Stay as long as you want.’ Lottie curled up in the armchair and tucked her bare toes under the skirts of her exotic Eastern robe.
‘Lovely idea but I’m not sure I can afford to.’
Lottie raised her perfectly arched eyebrows. ‘Explain?’
‘Well, to be honest, Lottie, I’ve got to get a job. Fast.’
Lottie’s brown eyes were shrewd. ‘Island job didn’t materialise, then?’
Bella shook her head. ‘Go on. Say it. Everyone else will. Say “I told you so”.’
Lottie was indignant. ‘I never say I told you so. Anyway, what did I know?’
‘But you never trusted Francis.’
‘I thought,’ said Lottie carefully, ‘that be-my-unpaid-assistant-for-a-year-and-I’ll-give-you-a-job didn’t sound much of a deal. Or, well, terribly reliable.’
‘You were right,’ said Bella gloomily.
‘Want to talk about it?’
Bella shrugged. She swirled her wine, staring into its ruby surface as if she were seeing something very different from reflected firelight and the pleasant room.
‘There wasn’t a job?’ ventured Lottie at last.
Bella came back into the present. ‘Oh, there was a job all right. One job. And about twenty of us that Francis had offered it to.’
Lottie sat bolt upright and her wine spilled. ‘Blimey. The man is a real operator,’ she said with respect. ‘Twenty?’
Bella forced a smile. ‘Not all at the same time. They came and went – usually when they found the job was counting fish. I lasted longer than pretty much everyone else.’
‘Um – why?’
‘You know me, Lottie. Never know when I’m beaten.’ There was an edge to Bella’s voice. ‘Besides, they got me teaching the kids in the school a bit. Made me feel like I was doing something real.’
‘Better than counting bloody fish anyway,’ said Lottie with feeling.
Bella drained her glass and reached for the bottle. ‘Ain’t that the truth? Pissed off Francis, too,’ she added with satisfaction. ‘I was supposed to be there to run his errands, not work with the villagers.’ She topped up Lottie’s wine as well. ‘Boils on the bum to Francis Don!’
Lottie’s eyes gleamed. ‘I’ll drink to that.’
They both did, glasses solemnly raised.
‘So what do you do next?’
Bella shook her head. ‘I honestly don’t know.’ She stretched. ‘Don’t get me wrong. I’m glad I went. I learned a lot. But – well, I don’t think I’m really a born ecologist. I like people more than fish.’
‘Thank God for that, at least.’
‘I thought I might do a course on teaching English as a Foreign Language. I seemed to be quite good at it. But I’ve got all these debts and my father will disown me if I don’t start earning. So it’s the temp agency for me tomorrow.’
Lottie looked at her carefully. ‘I thought you said you’d input your last invoice when we left college?’
Bella pulled a face. ‘I know. But needs must. Besides, I have a sentimental desire to see a paycheque again.’
‘Fair enough. But wait until Monday. I’ve got an invitation to a Fab-U-Louse party tomorrow night, and you’ve just gotta come too.’
‘Great,’ said Bella, and suddenly cracked a massive yawn. ‘Oops. Sorry.’
‘I’ll give you a hot water bottle,’ said Lottie. ‘The heating has been off in that room for weeks. Come on, you. Sleepy time.’
And Bella staggered off to clean her teeth before falling into bed and sleeping for fourteen hours straight.
She woke to find Lottie had gone out, leaving two messages on the table in the tiny kitchen.
The first was vintage Lottie Hendred: V. posh party tonight, pick a dress, any dress.
The other was a phone message. Robopop rang in case you were here. He says don’t call your mother too early on Sunday. Pillock.
Lottie really did not need to add that last word, thought Bella wryly. Lottie had never liked Kevin. Bella was always telling Lottie that her mother’s obsession with climbing the social heights of the Local History Society and the Ladies’ Golf Section was not his fault. Lottie had never believed her but Bella knew her mother. Turning over Kevin’s message, she could almost hear her mother saying it.
Don’t call too early? Don’t call too early? Gee, thanks, Mum.
Suddenly, glor
iously, Bella was so angry she knew exactly what she was going to do. She was not going to raid Lottie’s wardrobe, though they had cheerfully borrowed from each other for three years at university and even before that. But today Bella was going to splurge Kevin’s conscience money on a dress and pretty, crazy shoes and she was going to go to that posh party and dance until morning, or possibly the morning after.
Don’t call too early? She was going to party so hard she wouldn’t be able to call her mother for a week.
Of course, it didn’t work out like that. For one thing, she needed more than party wear, as Lottie, returning from the Saturday grocery shop, told her crisply. For ten months Bella had lived in shorts and tee-shirt or diving gear. She had no clothes to wrap herself up in against the chill breezes of a London autumn; and she soon realised that her much-washed underwear was about to disintegrate.
‘Besides,’ said Lottie, sitting on Bella’s bed and surveying the contents of the backpack critically, ‘your hair is like straw. I just have to look at it and I smell seaweed.’
‘Don’t mention seaweed. We had it for dinner twice a week.’
Lottie was appalled. ‘You’re joking, right?’
Bella shook her head, her eyes dancing.
Lottie moaned.
‘It was a very healthy life-style. Out in the fresh air, bags of exercise, healthy diet—’
‘Seaweed?’
Bella grinned. ‘I said healthy, not tasty. Seaweed is full of minerals.’
Lottie shuddered. ‘And what does it taste like?’
‘Oh, pants,’ said Bella matter-of-factly. ‘But when you’re hungry you’ll eat anything. And it really is nutritionally good value.’
‘You were hungry?’
‘Um, yes.’