“Mr. Everett.” She forced a smile. “How unexpectedly delightful to see you. I would have expected you to remain in London for business reasons.”
Like Augusta, Everett orbited society at a distance and had a few friends among the beau monde’s permissive fringes. Although of respectable birth, his means were straitened. He worked for his bread, serving as Baron Sutcliffe’s man of business.
This much, Augusta knew from a house party to which they had both been invited the previous autumn. She knew little else about him.
“I almost believe your delight to be sincere.” Everett bowed. “At the present, a particular errand requires my attention in Bath. But what of you, Mrs. Flowers? Your name tells me you have been recently married. Permit me to congratulate you.”
Was that amusement in his dark eyes? Probably. Hmph. He always looked amused.
“Oh, I am not married at present, Mr. Everett.” A true statement in itself. She fluttered her fan, an elaborate affair of lace and ivory and painted silk, before her bosom. Earlier this evening, a certain Mr. Rowe had informed her the gesture looked sultry.
As though a woman with hair the color of a persimmon could ever truly be sultry. With unfashionably bright red hair—there was no point in calling it auburn—and no birth to recommend her, Augusta had grown used to enticing men with her figure instead.
Everett refused to be enticed; he only folded his arms in his plain black coat. “Dear me. Ought I instead to offer condolences? Has Mr. Flowers departed this earth?”
Augusta snapped her fan closed. “Is there something you require of me, sir?”
“Only a confirmation.” Everett’s dark features held a sardonic expression. “My condolences, then. I did suspect you to be a widow”—he paused over this final word—“since half the men in this ballroom are singing your praises.”
“Only half?” She arched a brow. “How sad. My popularity is declining.”
Everett’s smile grew. “I haven’t been present very long. It might be more.”
“And what are these men saying of me?”
He lifted his gaze to a chandelier, one of five elaborate gilt affairs that lit the stretching room and cast down as much heat as they did light. Outside, night hung like dark velvet over the clerestory windows. “I believe,” he drawled, “that someone said your bosom could launch a thousand ships. That seems a bit much to ask of a bosom, though. It is not a dockyard.”
“Certainly not for you,” she muttered. It was, however, her best feature. Her indigo silk’s low-cut bodice was trimmed in gold cord and lace, a fashion flattering to a young woman with more curves than elegance.
“Perhaps I shouldn’t have told you what I’d overheard.” Everett was looking at her again, dark brows slightly lifted as though he were challenging her. “Then again, if you’re a widow, you can handle a bit of scandalous talk.”
“Mrs. Flowers!” Hiccuper had pushed his way through the crowd at last, panting boozily. “Mrs. Flowers, m’dear.”
“Ah, Mr…” She covered her uncertainty over his name with a titter. “How good to see you.”
“You must dance with me, Mrs. Flowers. They’re forming a cotillion.” The heavyset man leaned closer, the odor of perspiration and cheap sherry as sharp as a slap. When he breathed out, setting the curls at Augusta’s ears into a dance, she went stiff.
Avoiding Everett’s gaze, she simpered, “I’m sorry, dear sir, but I’ve just agreed to dance with this gentleman.” She waved her fan in Everett’s direction with languid disinterest, hoping he had manners enough not to give the lie to her words.
Indeed, Everett spoke up at once. “So sorry, dear sir, but perhaps you may have a later dance. Mrs. Flowers, shall we take our places in the set?” He held out a gray-gloved hand.
With a parting wave, she left a surprised Hiccuper behind and joined Everett in pressing through the crowd. “Thank you for covering my little falsehood—”
“One of several.”
“—but,” she added in a slightly louder tone, “you don’t really have to dance with me. I could develop an urgent requirement for tea. Or a rest.”
“I certainly do need to dance with you, if that’s the sort of man who follows you around discussing your bosom.” Everett frowned back at Hiccuper. “Your dear sir smelled as though he hadn’t washed for a week. Has he bothered you before?”
“No. No one bothers me.”
Everett slanted a sideways look at her, then set his jaw.
It was a rather nice jaw, clean and strong. As though his veins carried Mediterranean blood, his skin was a dark olive and his hair black and faintly curling. Within his gray gloves, his hands had a firm, pleasant grip.
How unfortunate that such a fine form belonged to such an unnerving man, with such a pestilent wit.
Though at the moment, his usual expression of humor had settled into solemn lines. “It is, of course, your business if you want to throw away your time on men who compare you to a dockyard.”
“You were the one who made that comparison.” She tried to tug her fingers from his grasp, but an elderly man with grizzled side-whiskers jostled against them just then. To steady her, Everett drew her closer against his side. Augusta took a startled breath; she caught a faint, spicy scent. Sandalwood?
Again, he looked at her sidelong. “Yes, well. I certainly wouldn’t deny you could find better company than me. Though at least I wash every day. That’s something, I suppose.”
“That’s something,” she repeated. Under the guise of stumbling against his arm, then catching her breath in the crowd, she inhaled again. Yes. Sandalwood. A faraway scent, as unusual as it was masculine. Because it had to be imported from afar, from sultry corners of the world like India or Hawai’i, the golden oil was costly.
As the heiress to a cosmetics fortune, Augusta knew fragrances as well as most women knew fashion. Sandalwood was an unusual choice for any Englishman, much less one of limited means.
Well. She had just learned something else about Josiah Everett: he was a man of at least one surprise.
Maybe he would hold one more, if she could persuade him. Rising to her toes, she whispered in his ear, “Mr. Everett. How can I convince you to keep my secret?”
***
Encountering Augusta Meredith was not the first surprise that had befallen Joss since his arrival in Bath three days before, though it was certainly more pleasant than the ones that had preceded it.
Hearing Augusta Meredith referred to as “Mrs. Flowers”? Another surprise; this one, less pleasant. For a dreadful swooping moment he thought she had finally got herself married off.
But no: it seemed the name and the widowhood were equally fictitious, part of some plan of hers. As, no doubt, was her warm breath in his ear. Her husky whisper. The faint floral scent she wore, so delicate and sweet he could almost taste it.
How can I convince you to keep my secret?
He ought to require no convincing at all; he ought simply to do a lady’s bidding. But as he knew quite well, secrets came at a great price. That was, after all, why he was in Bath to begin with.
“At the moment, my dear Mrs. Flowers, you need do nothing but dance with me.” He drew her to one side of a set. Throughout the enormous ballroom, couples were grouping, four by four, into the squares of the cotillion.
Joss hoped he remembered the steps. He hadn’t danced since he was a half-grown boy, filling in the sets with maids and servants to help his second cousin, Lord Sutcliffe, learn the figures he’d need to move in high society.
How many years had Joss spent helping Sutcliffe with figures? Though he was only thirty-one, it seemed the task of a lifetime. Now, though, they were figures of a different sort: amounts of money, curves of women.
But soon that would all be done, Joss’s long servitude at an end. If he could get a few damned people to speak with him. So far, “Mrs. Flowers
” was the only person who had given him more than a curious glance, or a dismissive one. And though her smile had been polite, he was fortunate her eyes were incapable of firing bullets.
He had hoped the fluctuations of Bath society, always bidding bonjour and adieu to travelers, would allow him to conduct his business more efficiently than in London. But no; even here, gazes skated over him. Maybe because of his dark complexion or the plainness of his clothing. To them, Joss did not appear as though he had anything to offer.
At least he made a better dance partner than an unwashed sot.
He looked down at Miss Meredith, standing to his right, impatient and fidgety under her lush tangle of red curls threaded with amber beads. Her bosom—which might not truly launch a thousand ships, but which was certainly worthy of a flotilla—rose and fell with fascinating force within her purple silk gown. Maybe she intended to befuddle him into agreement with her pneumatic talents.
He was quite willing to let her try. “Take hands, my dear widow.”
With a filthy look quickly turned angelic, she let him draw her into the small circle of their dance.
“I wonder at your grimaces, Mrs. Flowers,” he murmured, sliding over the smooth wooden floor in some semblance of the correct balances and steps and chassés. “You invited me to dance, after all. Is not this cotillion the fulfillment of your ambition?”
Her light brown eyes opened wide, but a retort was arrested by the movement of the dance: the four women stepped inward, forming a cross with their joined hands. After they completed their steps and turns, the men did the same. Joss’s three companions bore a familiar look of determined concentration; one man was actually counting the steps to himself.
Bath in miniature: a polite grouping of strangers thrust into close proximity. Unwilling to give offense, but unsure whether they ought to have anything to do with one another. Yet the people, like the ballroom walls, were plastered and painted. Hoping to impress.
He was no different, was he? Except that plaster and paint were beyond his means. He had only ever seen the ton from the outside. Peering out from the corner of a ballroom, or down from a balcony’s dizzying height. This feeling of being melted and mixed into a crowd was unfamiliar and, thus, not entirely pleasant.
Miss Meredith had only a moment to hiss in his ear before the dance dragged them apart again. “I do find you preferable to being pawed by a drunkard.”
“You honor me. As I am not intoxicated, may I be permitted to paw you instead?”
Stepping, sliding, hopping again. This dance was not conducive to conversation. And Joss much preferred boots to the ridiculous glossy shoes required by Bath’s Master of Ceremonies at these formal assemblies. It was so difficult to find his footing in this sort of place.
When they next passed one another, she gave him a truly lovely smile. “You are welcome to try it and see what happens. Are you fond of all your fingers?”
“Indeed I am, my dear Widow Flowers, so I shan’t put a hand on you except as part of this dance. You deserve every courtesy, having married and buried a husband since we last met—when was it?”
“In Lancashire. Last autumn.” She frowned. “At the Duke of Wyverne’s house party.”
“No doubt you are right,” he said lightly. As though he couldn’t remember the exact dates in September, or the bright shade of her hair under the cold northern sky.
A violin wandered out of tune; with a sweet rebuke, an oboe called it back. Joss stepped forward into the cross with the other men. Now the chain, in which his feet were supposed to do something intricate while he and Miss Meredith held hands. He settled for taking her fingers and shuffling back and forth just enough not to smack into the other dancers.
“As I said before, you have my condolences for your recent bereavement,” he added mercilessly. “This festivity must be an attempt to kick away your mourning. Though it is a bit soon, if—”
“It’s all a lie, all right?” she whispered. “Now stop. Talking. You know I’m not a widow.”
Her sudden frankness surprised him into silence, as did the hard expression that crossed her soft features.
For a moment they simply shuffled gracelessly, hands clasped and bodies a breath apart. The pale swell of her flotilla-launching breasts, the fiery glints of her hair under the chandelier-light, had him wishing she were a widow in truth.
But she was a maiden. A lying maiden. And two generations of family scandal had taught Joss that, though lies might be permissible, dallying with maidens was not.
“I know you are not,” he said in a voice touched with regret. “I’d love to lie about who I am. I simply didn’t think of it.”
“If only you had, then we would be on equal footing. As it is, my reputation is in your hands.”
“Mrs. Flowers, every time a woman dances with a man, her reputation is in his hands. That is why it is such an honor when a lady agrees to dance with a man.”
“But I asked you to dance,” she said. “Or if we are to be accurate, I informed you that you were to dance with me.”
“Then I suppose my reputation is in your hands.”
She looked at him with some surprise; then the dance separated them. There ensued an interminable winding and stepping and crossing, until finally the orchestra’s sawing dwindled away. As Miss Meredith applauded with the other dancers, Joss caught her elbow and steered her to the edge of the room.
The crush was slightly less here. When Joss glared at a dandy seated on a small bench, the fellow scrambled away and Joss handed his partner into the seat. “Do tell me, Mrs. Flowers,” he said as he looked down at her, “how have you passed off this new identity?”
A fan dangled from one wrist; she caught it up in her other hand and began teasing it open. It bore a painting of some curly headed Greek-looking youth, with white draperies and tiny wings and puffed-out cheeks.
“Zephyr,” she said, noticing Joss’s gaze. “The god of the west wind. An apt decoration for a fan, don’t you think?” She waved it at him, and a welcome eddy of cool air brushed his features.
Joss ignored this attempt at diversion, lifting his brows.
She snapped the fan closed. “Very well. I’m visiting Bath in company with the Countess of Tallant. She was at the Duke of Wyverne’s house party too, if you remember?”
“Yes, certainly.” The young auburn-haired countess and her doting husband shared unshakable good humor, though the lady was considerably more talented at billiards than the earl.
“Lady Tallant is”—Miss Meredith paused—“not well. She’s here to take the waters and doesn’t plan to mix much in society. So I was tasked with visiting the Pump Room after we arrived, to sign our names in the guest book and meet the Master of Ceremonies and whatnot. I took the opportunity to…not be me anymore.”
“You are still you,” Joss reminded her. “You simply called yourself something different. Why Mrs. Flowers, by the way?”
She coughed. “I saw a vase of flowers in one corner as I was introducing myself, and that was that.”
“To think, if the Master of Ceremonies had made your introduction in a different room, Bath might now be admiring the charms of Mrs. Roman Statue.”
Her attempt at a frown was a dreadful failure; in a moment, it flipped into a smile and a low chuckle. The sound was throaty and knowing, entirely different from the feathery giggle she had used with the portly drunkard who had tried to seize her for a dance.
That had been a maiden’s laugh. This? This was the chuckle of a woman who liked the company of a man.
Only when her laugh fell silent, the smile vanishing, did Joss realize he had been staring at her in some wonder.
“So you’ll keep my secret?” she asked in a brittle voice.
“That depends on why you possess a secret in the first place.” Though his brows were getting tired from all the lifting, he kept the blasé expression on
his face. “Why are you posing as a widow, Miss Meredith? Are you in some danger?”
Her features crumpled; then she straightened her shoulders. “Not at all.” She looked up at him, and her smile almost reached her brandy-gold eyes. “It’s as simple as this, Mr. Everett. I require a lover.”
Acknowledgments
Thanks to my husband, who critiques pages, listens to me mumble about story ideas, and puts our young daughter to bed every night so I can squeeze in a little more writing. And thanks to Amanda, who does the first two of those things with great cheer, even though she has kids of her own to put to bed.
On the Sourcebooks team, deep gratitude to Deb Werksman, Susie Benton, Danielle Dresser, and the folks in art and marketing. To Paige Wheeler, always a marvelous advocate. And dear readers, my thanks to you for finding my books.
And finally, thanks to my friends and family—especially my parents. They’ve both worked in the field of mental health since before I was a wee glimmer, and their expertise has inspired and informed this story.
Also, they gave me my first books. So really, this is all their doing.
About the Author
Historical romance author Theresa Romain pursued an impractical education that allowed her to read everything she could get her hands on. She then worked for universities and libraries, where she got to read even more. Eventually she started writing too. To Charm a Naughty Countess is the second book in the Regency Matchmaker trilogy. Theresa lives with her family in the Midwest.
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by Connie Mason and Mia Marlowe
Lady Serena’s list of forbidden pleasures
Attend an exclusively male club.
Smoke a cigar.
Have a fortune told by gypsies.
Dance the scandalous waltz.
Sir Jonah Sharp thinks Lady Serena Osbourne will be just like any other debutante, and seducing her will be one of the easiest services he’s ever done for the Crown. Then he catches her wearing trousers and a mustache in his gentleman’s club and she demands he teach her to smoke a cigar. But what will truly be Jonah’s undoing is finding out he’s an item on her list too, which makes him determined to bring her all the forbidden pleasure she can handle.
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