by Luke Young
“SEVEN SHORT AND ONE LONG,” the passengers yelled out.
“EXCELLENT!” Joshua wore a bright smile.
As the group stood around waiting, Ethan took half a step closer to Victoria and placed his hands on her shoulders, pressed his groin into her rear end as he whispered in her ear. “Later you’ll be getting zero short and one long.”
Giggling, she reached back with one hand and ran her fingers across him stomach. For a moment, she pondered whether he was referring to the size of his equipment or the length of her impending orgasm. Shrugging, she decided it really didn’t matter— the joke was funny either way.
On the opposite side of the ship, Jillian and George stood in line in muster station R. Sweating profusely, George wiped his brow and Jillian stood at attention with her mind wandering. There was neither conversation nor playful banter between the two of them as they suffered through the drill. In both groups, the respective muster station captains made them each repeat their answers twice more before being dismissed.
4
When Jillian and George returned to their cabin a bottle of champagne was sitting on ice on the desk along with a note from the captain welcoming them aboard. The horn blew, and the sounds of the engines reverberated through the ship as it started to pull away from the dock.
“Let’s watch from the balcony.” Making her way outside, she smiled.
“You want some?” He held the bottle up.
“Definitely.”
George popped the top on the champagne, poured them each a glass and joined her outside.
He held his glass up. “What should we drink to?”
“Um…” She narrowed her eyes. “How about to… finally getting away together?”
He nodded before clinking his glass to hers then taking a sip.
In cabin 11469, Victoria and Ethan didn’t even realize the ship was moving. There was no champagne waiting for them when they returned to their cabin, but they managed to find something to do. Sweaty and hot from their muster drill and still horny from their pre-muster drill, the couple was enjoying a lukewarm shower together. The washing portion of the event was now long over, and the two had moved on to a passionate exchange of oral under the spray of water.
Pressed up against the shower wall recovering from her first climax Victoria thought she felt a rumbling in the room just as Ethan returned his tongue between her thighs. She wasn’t sure if it was the lingering effect of her first orgasm or really the ship’s engines, but she was so caught up in the moment that she didn’t care.
The couple with their clothes still on sat on the balcony sipping champagne. Jillian asked, “What do you want to do now?”
George’s eyes widened. “Oh, I didn’t book our massage because of the lifeboat thing.”
“That’s right. That’s right.”
“So you’ll be finished with your book signing by two tomorrow, right?”
“Oh, yes, definitely.”
“I’m going to stop by the spa and book the massage.” Rising from his chair, he gave her a hesitant look. “And then maybe I’ll take a look at the casino. You want to come?”
“No, I better check on my books for the signing— make sure they made it onboard and everything.”
“How about I…”
“What?”
“What time’s dinner?”
“Eight.”
“It’s six thirty now. How about we just meet in the dining room at eight?”
Chuckling, she waved him away with her hand. “Go, have fun.”
He kissed her then headed off.
After enjoying a two-hour four-course meal, Victoria and Ethan headed out of the dining room toward the Centrum. A poster caught her eye and she stopped to check it out. “I didn’t know this was a romance author’s cruise.”
“A what?”
“I guess these three authors are onboard.” She narrowed her eyes. “Have you ever heard of Jaclyn West, Theresa Wade, or this Gloria White?”
“Uh… I don’t exactly read a lot of romance novels.” He made a face.
“No, I guess you don’t.” Taking his arm, she giggled as they walked toward the shopping area of the ship.
“Do you read romance novels?”
“I think I read a Danielle Steel novel like ten years ago, but I haven’t read one since.”
“What do you want to do now?” he asked.
“I don’t know. I’m sorta tired from traveling.”
“Yeah, me too.”
At the entrance of the gift shop, a table featuring books from the three authors on the ship caught Victoria’s eye and she led Ethan toward it. “I think I’m going to buy a book. It’ll be cool to read something and actually get to meet the writer.”
“Yeah.” He shrugged. “I forgot a razor, so I’m going to grab one. You need anything?”
“No.” She picked up one of Theresa Wade’s novels and read the back cover as he headed inside the store.
After reading the jackets on a few of the books, she settled on one and entered the store carrying Jaclyn West’s novel Saving Chance where she found Ethan checking out model replicas of the cruise ship.
“You want one?” She asked.
“No, that’s okay.” He rolled his eyes. “I’m just killing time. You find a book?”
She handed it over, he read the back cover and smiled. “That sounds naughty.”
“I hope so.” She flashed him a sexy grin.
After putting their purchases on her cruise pass card, the couple headed toward their cabin. About twenty feet ahead of them stood a middle-aged woman, dressed horribly, with blondish-gray hair and donning a giant rustic-looking walking stick. The man with her appeared to be in his early thirties. He had unkempt long hair, was about sixty pounds overweight, and was wearing a dark-blue plaid kilt.
Victoria motioned to the couple with a head nod and a quiet giggle. “Get a load of those two.”
“Holy crap.”
“Is there a costume party tonight?”
“I don’t think so.” Ethan narrowed his eyes. “Wait, is he… Wearing nail polish?”
The strange couple began walking ahead of them.
“Yeah, he certainly is.” Victoria walked faster pulling him along as she closed the gap to the unusual couple. “That’s a nice toe color. I should ask him were he got that.”
“No, you shouldn’t.”
“Yes, I think I’ll ask him.”
“You’re not serious?” He scoffed.
“It’s not easy to find a good toe color.”
Chuckling, Ethan stopped in his tracks, grabbed Victoria’s hand, turned her around and led her in the opposite direction. “Let’s just go back to the room. I really don’t want to start a conversation with some dude wearing a kilt.”
“Okay.” She giggled.
Jillian and George headed to the piano bar after dinner. With not a lot to say to one another, they sat sipping their cocktails and listening to the talented young musician as he played old classics like California Dreamin’ and Piano Man along with newer favorites like Closing Time and Hey There Delilah.
Later they headed to the theater to watch a man perform his action comedy routine which featured juggling, riding a ten-foot-tall unicycle, balancing himself on free standing ladders and hilariously interacting with the boisterous crowd. George enjoyed another two drinks during the show and at just after eleven they made their way back to their cabin.
Jillian sat on the bed and slipped her skirt down her legs. “It’s amazing that guy could ride that unicycle with the ship rocking back and forth like that.”
“Yeah and how did he juggle up there without falling off?” George removed his pants and tossed them over the chair.
“I don’t know.”
“You want to get in the bathroom first?” he asked.
“No, you go ahead.”
After removing his shirt, he slipped into the bathroom and closed the door.
She took off her blouse then lay back on the
bed gazing up to the ceiling thinking. Suddenly a naughty smile spread across her face, she popped to her feet and went into her suitcase for the baby doll nighty she bought especially for the trip.
When he emerged from the bathroom wearing only his boxer shorts, she hid the sexy item behind her back as she made her way around him. “I’ll be right out.”
Less than five minutes later she returned looking stunning in the light purple satin and lace lingerie only to discover him fast asleep in bed with the television blaring. Shrugging, she turned off the television, climbed into bed and sidled up next to him in hopes that he’d return to consciousness.
After rubbing her foot up and down his calf and getting no response, she slid her hand onto his stomach and rolled over onto him. This caused him to stir, groan, and then turn away from her.
Frowning, she stared up to the ceiling for a minute before turning away from him and cradling her pillow.
One level down, Victoria sat up in bed wearing only an oversized T-shirt still recovering from her monumental orgasm. What started with them giving each other a bath in their soaking tub more than an hour and a half ago, ended with the squeaky clean pair exploring every inch of one another in their circular bed.
Ethan returned from the bathroom and slipped under the sheets. “I’m exhausted.”
“Will it bother you if I read for a while?”
“No.”
“Good, because you’ll need your energy for tomorrow.” She flashed him a sexy smile.
“What’s happening tomorrow?”
“Oh…” she shrugged, “… I’ve got a few ideas.”
“I never imagined cruising would be this much fun.”
“Normally a cruise isn’t this much fun, but it’s cruising with me that’s the difference.”
“This is my first cruise, but I’ll take your word for it.”
They shared a laugh before he rolled over and let out a sigh seemingly born of tired satisfaction.
As he drifted off to sleep, she picked up the Jaclyn West novel and began reading. What started off a little slow quickly caught her interest when the beautiful princess was rescued by the gruff and manly knight. While still wearing his breastplate, pauldron, and plackart, the hero delivered the virgin princess her first ever climax.
Two chapters later the pair reconnected in a less erotic coupling that left Victoria frowning unsatisfied and eyeing her travel companion with keen interest. After tossing the book on the night table, she pulled off her night shirt, slipped down in the bed and spooned with her man. As her wandering hand made its way down his muscular chest to his flat abdomen then finally to something hard, really hard, he stirred awake and turned to her wearing a groggy smile. “What’s going on?”
“I was thinking about you.”
“Well, I’m… I’m right here.”
They kissed and it was on.
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Chances Aren’t
Opening the door to the house, the scent washes over me and I let out a deep sigh. Every week, for more than twenty five years, I’ve enjoyed this homemade family recipe spaghetti sauce and tonight is the night. I wasn’t expecting it, but it will be, by far, the highlight of my day, if not my week. It’s this secret recipe that’s been in my wife Emily’s family for generations. They don’t have it written down anywhere, they all just know it by heart. The mother, the three sisters, and hell, even the brother can make it, although his just isn’t the same as the girls’. I guess they don’t want anyone to steal it, so short of torturing one of the O’Brien girls to get it, I guess the rest of the world is out of luck. Don’t panic thinking that the Irish are now somehow masters of great pasta sauce— they’re only half Irish, the recipe is clearly from the Italian side of the family.
“Hi,” I say as I place my briefcase down.
Standing at the sink dumping the steaming pot of pasta into a colander, she says, “I made meat sauce.”
I was wrong; this will be the highlight of the month. “No way, and is that ziti?”
“Mm-hmm.”
Fuck yeah… I’m going to need to sit down. When one gets this excited over a meal, either it’s an indication that the person lives one hell of a pathetic life or the food is really just that good. Trust me it’s that good, but sadly, in this case, it’s a little bit of both.
I close my eyes and take another whiff. I’m salivating like crazy and starving, after having nothing more than a yogurt with granola all day, I’m ready for some real food. And this is my absolute favorite, her famous meat sauce over ziti. Because ziti is the gold standard of pasta, just the right size noodle with those little tunnels, which not only trap pockets of delicious sauce, but also allow the prongs of your fork inside for clean and secure lifting to your waiting mouth. They cook evenly, sans ridges like a rigatoni, which invariably ends up being partially over and undercooked and unlike spaghetti noodles, which are so messy, even an expertly spun forkful has the tendency to flop around launching sauce shrapnel everywhere. I say, give me ziti any day. In fact, they should really stop making all other forms of noodles, well, except for lasagna. Ah, lasagna— there’s a good chance I might be clutching my chest right now if she was pulling one of those out of the oven.
Shaking my head, I return from my pasta fantasy, frowning as I notice she’s not running the cold water while draining. I don’t say a word about it, even though we’ve discussed many times what running boiling water down the drain can do to your pipes. Why risk a fight when I’m about to get a plate full of heaven? I’ll save it for another noodle and another day.
“When’s the last time we had meat sauce?” I ask.
Turning to me, she simply shrugs.
I sit down with my heaping plate before me and dig in. Closing my eyes, I savor the taste moaning in pleasure. I cover my half full mouth with my napkin and mumble, “Oh man, this is good.”
She sits next to me and I notice her plate contains only a few dozen noodles barely covered with sauce, so I ask, “What’s the matter? You feel okay?”
“Just not very hungry.”
“Well, it’s amazing… as usual.”
After carefully sliding my three pronged fork into three noodles, I scoop under a pool of sauce full of meat, admire the sight for a moment, and then slide it into my mouth. She’s staring at me with a slightly disgusted look. I quickly chew, but not nearly enough, then swallow fighting to suppress my ‘What-About-Bob’ reaction to this mouthful. I catch her rolling her eyes a bit and give her a sorrowful shrug. “Sorry, I’ll slow down.”
“No, enjoy it.” She shoots me a slight smile and moves her noodles around her plate with her fork before skewering one and bringing it to her mouth.
Taking a slice of Italian bread, I drown it in sauce and take a bite, letting my lids close for a moment before forcing them open. “Sorry, I know you hate it when I have sex with your sauce.”
She shakes her head, curling her lip and either fighting back a laugh or the urge to stab me with her butter knife, but I’m not sure which. A memory pops into my brain and I smile. “Hey, you remember when we were dating that summer and your father would always be sitting in that chair in the living room while everyone was in the dining room? From that angle he looked like he was naked in that chair wearing only those little shorts.”
“Yeah…” She replies, disinterested, with not even a chuckle.
I’m convinced now she wants to stab me. “You’re not still mad about that show are you?”
“No, I’m—”
“Cause I must have set the DVR wrong or something, but I was able to download the entire video to my phone while I was at work. I figured you could watch it while we drive up to the outlets this weekend. You know your birthday is coming up and we could have lunch at that place you like.”
This seems to catch her off guard as she makes a face, so I ask, “You still want to go, right?”
“Um, I, uh… We’ll see.”
I shovel
in only two noodles this time, and chew slowly while giving her a controlled smile as I swallow. “I watched some of that show at lunch today and I can’t believe we were at the bar the night that girl went missing. That’s just crazy isn’t it?”
“Yes, look Ben I think—”
“So you never met Jordan?”
“No,” she fires back quickly.
“He went to Towson too. Do you really think he killed her? I mean, they don’t have any real evid—”
“Ben, I need to…” Emily begins before closing her eyes and rubbing her hands over her face.
“What is it?” I ask then take another bite.
“I think we should…” She takes a deep breath. “I’m… I’m leaving you.”
“What?” I suppress a chuckle. “What are you talking about?”
Curling her lip, she looks away out the patio door toward the pool before turning back to me with a tear running down her face. “I can’t do this anymore. I think we should split up.”
“You’re serious?” I wipe the sauce off my face and push my half full plate away. “I know things between us haven’t been great, but—”
“Not great?” She scoffs. “Not great. That’s how you would describe this?” She sniffles and grabs a napkin off the table and quickly wipes her nose. “You can honestly say you’re happy?” Looking at me pointedly, she awaits my response.
“Oh God no. Happy? We’re married.” I shoot her a skeptical look. “Are we supposed to actually be happy?”
“Yeah, we’re supposed to be happy.”
“Name one couple you know who are happy?”
Rolling her eyes, she says, “That’s not the point.”
“Come on you’re kidding, right? What is it, the anniversary of the first time we held hands or something and everyone we know is going to jump out and yell sur—”
“Ben, no, this is not a joke.”
Letting that statement sink in, I poke at the ziti with my fork. “Okay, so…” Suddenly my eyes shoot wide open. “Wait, you’re not seeing someone else are you?”
“No!”
I scoff before giving her an evil smile. “That’s right, you couldn’t be. You don’t actually need any sex.”
She appears to be reaching for the knife. “I do too.”