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by Amanda Matetsky


  KAZAN:

  He’s been on TV a couple of times. Had a small role in a

  Pepsi-Cola Playhouse production, and he played a burn victim on Medic. They say he did a good job on that one-even though he was wrapped up like a mummy in bandages through the whole show. You never saw his face.

  BALDY:

  So are you going to hire him, or run some cattle call ads in the papers?

  KAZAN:

  We need somebody right away. I think we should sign up Kapinsky and save ourselves the time and torture of a cattle call. But what do you think? You’re the producer. You have a stake in this, too.

  BALDY:

  Yeah, but the talent is your territory. I’m just the money man. And my money’s on you, pal-so whatever you say goes.

  KAZAN:

  Okay, I’ll tell you what. Go find Kapinsky and tell him to meet us at Sardi’s tonight after the show, around eleven thirty. I’ll bring Ben and Barbara, and you bring Rhonda. We’ll see how everybody gets along. If the other actors like him and want to work with him, he’s in.

  The fourth row had almost emptied out, so Baldy and Kazan stood up and began making their way toward the end of the passage. I sat still as a statue in my seat, hoping Baldy would just keep shuffling off to Buffalo (i.e., backstage to find Binky) and never look back. In case he

  did turn around, though, and find his eyes drawn to my shocking-pink and red-plaid ensemble, I kept my face turned in the opposite direction, with my wavy, still damp hair draped like a curtain over my profile.

  It wasn’t that I was insanely terrified, or anything like that. I mean, what could happen to me

  here, in the shelter of the sanctified Actors Studio? And besides, it could have been somebody else’s big black limousine that Flannagan’s anonymous caller had seen down at the river last night. And maybe Baldy had interrogated the Vanguard bartender about me-and given him a secret C-note-just because he thought I was cute.

  But I wasn’t taking any chances. If Baldy was in any way connected to the murder of Gray Gordon, and if he had any idea that I had become connected to the case, too-well, let’s just say I thought it would be a good idea for me to lie low. Real low.

  So I stayed in my seat until Baldy and Kazan had both disappeared. Then I quickly exited the little theater and stole into the crowded entrance hall. People were standing around in groups, smoking cigarettes, complaining about the heat, and extolling the virtues of the “Method”-the style of acting endorsed by the Actors Studio. I wriggled my way through the herd, darted down the steps to the street-level side door, and then bolted, like a stallion out of the starting gate, into the steamy night.

  Heading back across 44th Street toward Times Square, I was a total wreck. (Yes, I know. I had been a total wreck since this whole thing started! But so what? I’m just a total wreck of a person, and you should know that about me by now. I wish I were less emotional, and a heck of a lot more stable, but I’m not. And that’s all there is to say about that.)

  It was very dark. As I crossed over Ninth and aimed myself toward Eighth, I felt as though I were staggering, alone, through a murky underground tunnel. There were a few scattered lights in the tunnel-a street lamp up ahead, an illuminated hardware store window over there, a foyer light in the entrance of a tenement building over here-but the overall effect was one of pure and absolute gloom.

  Could doom, I wondered, be far behind?

  Hardly any people were walking up or down the block, and cruising cars were few and far between. So when the furtive footsteps fell in behind me, I was able to hear them. And when I yanked my head around to see who was there, my response was so sudden and immediate I actually

  did catch a glimpse of a shadowy figure-a slim, dark man dressed all in black, who darted into an unlit doorway before I could see his face. Was it Aunt Doobie? Was it Blackie? I was dying to know the phantom’s identity, but too scared to stick around and find out. I tore all the way over to Times Square and hopped the subway home without a backward glance.

  WHEN I CHARGED UP THE STAIRS OF MY building and saw that Abby’s door was open, I almost sang the Hallelujah Chorus (or some of it, anyway). My best friend was at home! Coltrane was on the hi fi! Cocktails were being served! (Or so I hoped.) I burst into her apartment with a huge sense of relief and a heap of high expectations.

  But the scene inside could not have been more

  unexpected.

  Abby was standing at her easel, wearing her color-streaked white painter’s smock, and jabbing at her canvas with a big purple-tipped brush. This, in itself, wasn’t so surprising-Abby always wore a smock and listened to Coltrane when she was working on a new illustration-but when I saw who her model was, I was shocked right out of my sandals.

  It was Willy! (It seemed Abby had changed her mind about him being the murderer.)

  Wearing a scanty homemade toga (Abby must have had an old sheet to spare), and a wreath of ivy (hopefully not the poison variety) on his head, Willy was reclining on a pile of pillows on the floor, and dangling a cluster of grapes (wax, not real) over his open, upturned mouth.

  “Hail, Caesar!” I croaked, tossing my purse on the kitchen table and heading straight for the kitchen counter where a big pitcher of rum punch was alluringly displayed. “What’s up, Cleopatra?” I called out to Abby, quickly filling a glass with ice cubes and punch. “Let me guess. You’re doing a cover for a new magazine titled

  Roman Orgy.” I carried my drink into the studio and sat down on Abby’s little red loveseat, close to the whirring fan.

  “Nope,” Abby said, giving me a nasty look, then stepping back from her canvas and studying it through squinted eyes. “It’s an illustration for

  Coronet. They’re running a three-part serial about the fall of the Roman Empire.”

  “Oooh! Is

  that what this is all about?!” Willy squealed, feigning outrage. “I thought you asked me to pose in this skimpy little dress just so you could gaze at my gorgeous legs.”

  I smiled. Willy’s short, pale, pudgy appendages looked as if they belonged on a giant baby instead of a grown-up man.

  Abby stared at her watch, and then glared at me. “You’re way overdue, Sue,” she said. “I expected you home three hours ago. When Willy showed up here looking for you, I was so sure you’d be here soon, I convinced him to wait. How come you’re so late? What the hell are you wearing? Where the hell have you been?” She was hovering on the borderline between upset and irate. Abby worried about me (and my poor fashion sense) a lot more than she liked to let on.

  “It’s a long story,” I said, not sure I had the energy to tell it. “Where’s Jimmy?” (What I meant was, “Where’s Otto?,” but I didn’t have the nerve to put it that way.)

  “Never mind where Jimmy is!” Abby sputtered, angrily sticking her brush in a jar full of turpentine and wiping her hands on her smock. “What I want to know is, where the hell were you?”

  “Yeah!” Willy chimed in. “That’s what I want to know, too!” He pulled himself up and sat crosslegged, like a plump little Roman Buddha, on the floor. “We’ve been really concerned, you know!”

  “So concerned you decided to have a toga party?” I wasn’t being snippy (there was no sarcasm in my voice at all, I swear!). I was just poking fun, stalling for time, giving myself a chance to relax (and take a few swigs of rum). I needed to calm down and catch my breath before recounting (i.e., reliving) all my troubles during the last twenty-four hours. And I needed to shore up the strength to face the troubles I felt the next few hours would bring.

  “This wasn’t a goddamn party!” Abby snapped, yanking her long braid off of one shoulder and plopping it over the other. “We’ve been

  working. And we only did it to pass the time and take our minds off you!”

  “That’s right,” Willy concurred, snatching the ivy wreath off his head and slapping it down on the floor. Now he was angry, too.

  “Oh, all right!” I gave in, returning to my formerly freaked-out state. “I w
as at the Actors Studio, okay? I went there right after work to watch Binky audition for Gray’s understudy role.”

  “You went without me?” Abby said, pouting. “I told you I wanted to go! Why didn’t you call me? I wanted to see James Dean!”

  “There wasn’t time,” I said. “And I had more important things on my mind than taking you to see some pretty boy screen idol.”

  “Oh, but he’s the

  prettiest!” Willy protested. “Mercy! I’d give my right arm to see him myself!”

  I rolled my eyes at the ceiling. “Have you both gone soft in the head? Didn’t you hear what I said before? I said Binky was auditioning for

  Gray Gordon’s understudy role. Shouldn’t that little nugget of information have grabbed your attention more than the prospect of seeing James Dean?”

  “You mean the

  lost prospect of seeing James Dean,” Abby snorted. (Does she have a one-track mind, or what?)

  I shook my head in dismay. “Please forgive me,” I said, “but I thought we were looking for a

  murderer, not a movie star.” To further dramatize my words, I stood up, walked over to the window, pried a tiny peephole between the closed shade and the window frame, and peered down at the shadowy doorways on the dark street below. “When I left the Studio tonight,” I added, “a man was following me. He was dressed in black and I never saw his face. I think I gave him the slip, but I can’t say for sure. He may have followed me here.”

  “Oh, my Gawd!” Willy squealed, jumping to his feet. “Is anybody out there? What if it’s the killer? Mercy, me! We’d better call the police!”

  “Cool it, Willy,” I said, returning to my seat on the little red couch and gulping down the rest of my punch. “The coast looks clear. And even if the guy is out there, we don’t know if he’s the killer. So if we called the police, what would we tell them? And do we really feel like spending the rest of the night with Detective Flannagan?”

  “Perish the thought!” Willy said, with a visible shudder.

  Abby walked over to the window and looked out. “I don’t see anybody, either. Do you think it was Blackie?” She wasn’t mad anymore. Now she was as curious and compatible as she should have been in the first place.

  “Maybe,” I said. “Or it could have been Aunt Doobie. Or even the elusive Randy. I know it wasn’t Baldy.”

  “How do you know that?” she asked.

  “Because when I left the Actors Studio he was still inside with Binky.”

  “Blackie, Baldy, Binky!” Willy shrieked, throwing his hands in the air. “Who the hell are they? A new singing group?”

  Abby and I laughed. It really was pretty crazy and confusing.

  “You know what I think?” I said. “I think we’d better pour ourselves another rum punch and sit down at the kitchen table for a confab. A lot has happened since I last saw either of you, and I’ve got some stories to tell.”

  “I’m all ears,” Willy warbled.

  Abby grinned and nodded. “Give us the skinny, Minnie.”

  Chapter 28

  AFTER EXPLAINING TO WILLY WHO Blackie, Baldy, and Binky were, I told Abby about Willy’s and my expedition to the Keller Hotel to try to dig up some dirt on Aunt Doobie. Then I guzzled some more rum, lit up a cigarette, and gave them a full report on my face-to-face encounter with Aunt Doobie-and the subsequent encounter of a big rock with the back of my head. Then-after they’d both expressed their shock and horror over that little mishap-I told them about Flannagan’s swift arrival and his revelation that the anonymous caller who witnessed the attack had reported seeing a dark-haired man in dark clothing flee the scene in a black limousine.

  “So it could have been Aunt Doobie who bonked me,” I said, “or maybe it was Blackie. Or Randy, or anybody else in the world, for that matter. And whoever it was escaped in a limo which may, or may not, belong to Baldy. Get the picture?”

  “Yeah, I get it,” Abby said. “It’s like a painting by Jackson Pollock. You don’t have a clue what it means.”

  “Right,” I said. “And my trip to the Actors Studio tonight made the whole scene even more confounding.” After reiterating the fact that Binky had auditioned for Gray’s understudy role, I discussed how this opportunistic performance made Binky a very likely-perhaps the

  most likely-suspect in the murder. Then I told them about Baldy’s surprise appearance at the audition, and gave them a word-by-word account of his dialogue with Elia Kazan at the end of the tryouts. I concluded my tale with a recap of my flight from the unknown stalker in black clothing.

  “See what I mean?” I sputtered. “The deeper I dig, the crazier and more convoluted the clues become. The only concrete piece of evidence I’ve managed to uncover is that Baldy is the producer of

  Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.” A new thought suddenly occurred to me. “Hey, Ab, do you still have your Playbill from the show?” I was getting excited. “The producer’s name will be listed there!”

  Abby’s eyes lit up. “Of course I still have it! It’s right here on the table.” She snatched a stack of bills and papers from under the sugar bowl and madly spread them out in front of her. “Here it is!” she gasped, handing the Playbill to me. “You look. I’m too nervous.”

  I opened the little booklet, turned to the title page with the opening credits, and there they were: “Directed by Elia Kazan”… “Produced by Randolph Godfrey Winston.” “Eureka!” I shouted, showing the page to Abby and Willy and pointing out the producer’s name. The mysterious Randy had finally been found.

  “Do you believe that?” I said. “I’ve been looking for Randy around every corner, and his name was right here on the program, in living black and white, the whole time. I need to have my eyes examined.”

  “But so what if Baldy’s name is Randy?” Willy wanted to know. “What does that have to do with the price of egg creams?”

  “It shows that Baldy had a pretty intense relationship with Gray,” Abby explained, “apart from the usual producer/understudy connection, I mean. The name Randy appeared on Gray’s telephone message list four, count ’em,

  four times in the short period surrounding Gray’s death. That’s kind of weird, you dig?”

  “Yeah, I guess so,” Willy said, not totally convinced.

  “And what about the fact that he was asking the Vanguard bartender all those questions about me?” I broke in. “Why was he doing that? How much did he know about me already?

  Did he know that I was looking into Gray’s murder? Had Rhonda told him that I stole Gray’s telephone messages? And was it his black limousine that was hovering around the Keller Hotel last night? And if so, why? Was he the one who clobbered me?” A chill ran down my spine in spite of the heat.

  “

  Oy vey!” Abby cried. “My head is swimming with all these questions! Everything’s so meshuga, it’s gotten out of hand. And by that I mean dangerous! I think we’d better call a halt to this focockta investigation before somebody gets seriously hurt. And that means you, Paige!”

  I was surprised by her sudden willingness to surrender. Abby was usually as tenacious as a pit bull with a meaty bone. “Do you really feel that way?” I asked her. “Because I don’t! My feelings are the exact opposite. I think we’re really close to catching the killer. I think we’re going to break this case in no time!”

  “Have you lost your reason?” Abby shrieked. “This is the most complicated, most perilous puzzle you’ve ever tried to solve. You should have your head examined, not your eyes. There’s a very thin line between danger and death, you dig?”

  (Okay, so maybe I

  had lost my reason. Considering my recent head-banging-not to mention heart-banging-travails, I might have misplaced it somewhere along the way. It wouldn’t be the first time. But I still couldn’t bring myself to accept that idea. Call me a cockeyed optimist-or a cockeyed idiot, if you prefer-but I truly believed that the secrets of the Gray Gordon murder would soon be unlocked. And that I would be the one turning the key.)

/>   “So what are you saying?” I croaked. “Are you saying you don’t want to go with me to Sardi’s tonight? Because I was kind of counting on you and Willy to come and-”

  “What?!!” they squealed in unison.

  “And help me do a little surveillance,” I finished my sentence. “Two of our prime suspects will be there. Binky

  and Baldy. (I couldn’t stop calling him that. Even though I now knew his name was Randy, he would always be Baldy to me.) And they’ll be sitting at the same table. And Rhonda Blake will be there, too. It’s too good a chance to pass up.”

  “Good for what?” Abby seethed, arching one eyebrow to the apex. “A good chance to be recognized? To be found out? To be marked for murder?”

  “Oh, Mercy!” Willy whimpered. “I wouldn’t like that!”

  “No,” I said, taking another sip of rum and eyeing them over the rim of the glass. “I was thinking along different lines. I was thinking it might be a good opportunity for the two of you to see James Dean.” (It was a devious trick, but somebody had to do it. I couldn’t go to Sardi’s alone. They don’t admit unaccompanied females.)

  “Come off it, Paige!” Abby snapped. “He won’t be there, and you know it. You’re just dangling a carrot in front of our nose.”

  “That’s right!” Willy dittoed.

  “I am not!” I yowled, dangling the carrot even closer. “There’s a very good chance he’ll be there. Elia Kazan is going to be there, and he directed Dean’s latest movie,

  East of Eden, you know! And I read in Dorothy Kilgallen’s column that they’re very good buddies now. They go out together a lot. And you were the one who said Dean is in town, Ab. You said it just the other day. That’s the reason you wanted to go to the Actors Studio, remember? So the odds are really, really good that Kazan will invite Dean to join him at Sardi’s tonight. I’m not kidding!”

  I had ignited a spark in her star-struck eyes. It was obvious. Her lashes were fluttering and her pupils were widening. “I don’t know, Paige,” she hesitated. There’s a chance he’ll be there, I guess, but it’s bound to be a small one. There’s a much greater chance that the murderer will be there.”

 

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