I’m around for Piper as much as I can, I even built a fully functioning garage in my yard and moved a lot of my tools here so I can work from home and be here when she gets home from school. But on one or two evenings a week, I have to go out. Not that Piper cares. She’s more grown up than most adults I know.
“I needed help with my homework.”
“No, you didn’t. Don’t lie.” The kid breezes through school, her biggest complaint is how boring it is.
“Fine. I wanted to meet our new neighbor. Besides I texted you where I was. You’re so anti-social. You should’ve gone over and welcomed her to the neighborhood by now.”
“Don’t tell me what to do,” I say, but can’t help smiling. If there’s one person in the world who can make me smile, it’s Piper. She’s the only person who can make me smile. It makes everything I do for her worthwhile.
“Oh my God, Dad…”
“Stop saying, ‘oh my God,’” I say as I open our front door.
We sit in our living room, on the denim couch Piper picked out. Piper talks and talks, relaying everything about her evening, but that’s nothing new. The kid talks non-stop. But right now there’s one thing I can’t get one thing out of my head.
My new neighbor is definitely the YouTube video woman my buddy Marcus showed me earlier tonight. The one who talks about sex, and how a man is supposed to please a woman.
Marcus said she’s the most famous person who has ever lived in town.
I’d never heard of her.
Maybe Marcus needs to look on the internet for sex tips, but I sure as hell don’t.
It explains why I noticed a webcam pointing at me out of her upstairs window earlier. She’d damn well better not plan on using me in one of her videos.
“Dad? Dad!” Piper shouts, drawing my attention.
“Yeah?” I start listening to her again.
“Avery’s so awesome, we should totally have her over for dinner.”
“I’m not sure about that. I don’t even think you should be going over there.”
Do I want my thirteen year old hanging out with a woman who posts videos about sex online?
“What? Why? She’s so much cooler than Mrs Coupland.”
“Of course you’d say that.”
Mrs Coupland was our old neighbor. An eighty-year-old widow who happily watched Piper for me when I had to work in the evenings. When her daughter convinced Mrs Coupland to move in with her, and they sold the house to Miss I-know-everything-about-sex, I lost my free babysitter. At least the move happened near the end of eighth grade.
“She’s really pretty, you know,” Piper says.
I noticed. “So what?”
She shrugs, “Nothing.”
“Want to watch Law & Order?” It’s her favorite show. I’ve come to hate it less since she started making me watch it.
“Yes, but can we watch the original?”
We watch one episode, and Piper yells and talks to the screen through the whole thing. She wants to be a lawyer when she grows up. Which should be a good job for her, given how much she likes to argue.
“Okay, bedtime, kid. Go brush your teeth.”
“Night, Dad. I love you,” she says as she bounds up the stairs.
“Love you too, sweetheart.”
Piper doesn’t want me to read her a bedtime story and tuck her in anymore. She says she’s too old for that. It seems like my little girl is gone. And I’m supposed to be okay with that.
When she’s upstairs in bed, I clean the kitchen. Our supper mess was left because I had to go out. I rinse and load the dishes, and put the rest of the stew in the fridge for tomorrow.
I made the stew from scratch. I make as much from scratch as I can, always one-pot wonders because it’s all I have time for or know to do, plus they last for three meals. Chuck shit in a pot, put in a different type of flavoring and let it simmer. Though, in the summer I barbeque Piper and I nice steaks.
Exhausted, I lie on the couch and stretch out my legs. I flick through the channels for a while, before giving up on finding anything to watch and settling on some movie that’s halfway through. It had a car chase with shit blowing up when I flicked past, and that was good enough for me.
A ’71 Dodge Charger rips onto the screen in another car chase and makes me think of work. Marcus just bought one online for us to restore, I haven’t seen it yet and hope there isn’t too much wrong with the interior. He promised there isn’t, but I don’t trust the fucker.
Normally I vet all the purchases, but sometimes with Piper, I don’t get the chance. When you buy things at auction you have to be able to move fast.
Marcus does all the bodywork and I rebuild the engines. Though we’re both skilled enough to do both jobs. We buy classic cars online, fix them up and flip them for a tidy profit.
It works for me because it’s on my own time, and I’m able to rebuild an entire engine in my garage at home so I can be here with Piper. I even get her to help me. Not many kids her age know what a carburetor is, let alone how to repair one.
Marcus swore this Charger is solid, but last time he bought a car without me, the entire inside looked like it’d been lived in by a family of racoons for years.
Fucking Marcus.
The man who apparently needs sex tips.
Curiosity gets the better of me, and I grab my iPad. It doesn’t take me long to find her YouTube videos, which she’s called Getting Avery’s Girls off. Give me a fucking break.
I click on one titled How to Eat Her Out in the Shower. I half expect her to be naked in the shower and demonstrating, but she’s fully dressed in what looks like a bedroom.
Avery’s dark flowing hair and makeup are perfect. She must be one of these annoying women who take forever to get ready. Though there’s no denying she’s easy on the eyes. And her voice. She might be fully clothed in her videos, but her voice is rich and expressive enough that it’s pure sex.
She’s confident and radiant as she speaks about how to get between a chick’s legs without making her slip. At least she had the sense to say the guy needs to be strong enough to hold her up.
I sure as hell don’t know any women who’d be able to stand after I got through with them. There’s no way they wouldn’t fall down in the shower. And it’d be a long time before they could stand up and walk out of it.
Watching a few more videos, I’m mesmerized by my new neighbor. I go through An Intro to Clits, Clamping Nipples, and Pulling Her Hair before I realize I’m getting hard.
There’s no way I’m even going there.
Not with my next door neighbor. I keep my fuck toys and my real life far apart. And I definitely won’t do anything with anyone Piper knows.
When I became a single father at twenty two, I swore I wouldn’t date women, only fuck them, until Piper was all grown up.
I close the app, and put the news on TV.
Avery
I’m sitting at my desk in my fake bedroom, getting my thoughts together on what I’m going to say about the video I’m about to shoot.
Today, I’m pimping a product, massage oil. It’s a tossup for what type of products I do most, massage oil or vibrators. This one is simply called Love Massage and comes with an instruction pamphlet on how to give a back rub.
The company sent me two samples, as always. One to try out and one to pimp.
Nathan, my ex-boyfriend, would’ve loved this. He always loved getting – though not giving – massages.
Oh well, fuck him.
My best friend Darla’s photo pops up on my screen. She’s also a YouTuber. We each started vlogging at the same time, on a whim and a dare.
I hit accept and FaceTime opens. Darla’s crazy curls fill my monitor, her face a pale dot in the sea of red hair.
“Hey, how’s it going?” I say.
“Same old. Please tell me you’ve left your house and met someone.”
Darla can always be counted on to dive straight to whatever’s on her mind.
“Nice to t
alk to you too.”
“Whatever, lady, don’t try and avoid the subject. It wouldn’t have to bring it up if you’d answer the questions in my texts.”
“I’ve found a yoga class,” I insist. I haven’t yet, but I will.
“Great. When do you start?”
I know she’s only worried about me meeting people in my new town.
“I haven’t had time yet, I have to get my house organized, then I’ll start.”
“Sounds like an excuse to me.”
“A valid one.”
“Fine. But don’t think I’m dropping this,” Darla says, pointing at her webcam for effect.
“It doesn’t matter anyway, you’re only an hour away, come visit if you’re so worried I’m a Lonely Loretta.”
“I am. Not this weekend, but next weekend I’m coming to see you. Don’t say you’re busy, Avery, or you have plans, because I know you don’t.”
My mood lifts a bit and an easy smile spreads across my face. “Good. Come, definitely. And bring a paintbrush. I need to get rid of the dusty rose in my bedroom.” I put all my effort into my fake bedroom. My real bedroom still looks like it belongs to a little old lady.
“Sure, I can paint. How hard can it be? I’ll bring vodka too. We can get drunk and bitch about Nathan.”
“I’m over Nathan.”
“I know, but he just got engaged.”
My face drops, the smile vanishes. “But I only moved out six months ago.”
“Obviously it’s a rebound relationship. She’ll figure out how pathetic he is.”
We talk more, and after five minutes she has me laughing again even though my heart is still heavy with the news of Nathan getting married.
This sucks.
My entire life is talking about sex. But I haven’t had any in over six months.
I thought buying my own house would motivate me, but all I can think of is making the mortgage payments.
My heart just isn’t in this anymore.
Not that that matters. I now make too much money from this venture to walk away from it. It’s taken me several years to build my following, I would never throw it away. It just means I have to get better at faking it.
I can fake it. I am a woman, after all.
It’s just my videos seem more and more like lip service, and less and less like something I believe in.
The massage oil video and editing takes a couple of hours. I spend the rest of the day working through my task list.
Around seven, my doorbell rings. I take my time walking down the stairs and opening the door. Piper stands, grinning wide, on my doorstep.
“Hi, Avery. Mind if I come in?” she asks, and pushes her way past me before I can answer.
“Hey, Piper. Need more help with your homework?”
My heart leaps a little, I probably shouldn’t be this excited at the prospect of hanging out with a teenager, but she’s the first person I’ve seen in person all week. FaceTiming people just isn’t the same.
Darla’s right, I really need to make an effort to start meeting people in this town.
The challenge won’t be in meeting people, it will be in making sure no one in this town ever, ever, ever finds out what I do. I’ve created an entire cover story of writing a novel to tell people when they ask. A crime novel with lots of deaths – something as far from sex as I can think of.
“Nope, I just thought you could use some company.”
My brow narrows as I try to figure this kid out. “Was your dad angry you were here last week?”
“No, he knew where I was. He just had a hard day at work.”
“Do you want a drink?”
“Just water, please. I only drink water, it’s cleansing.”
“Right. Of course.”
I take the few steps to my kitchen at the back of the house. It looks like it was last renovated in the seventies, and has great features like grim-coated dark wood cupboards and a gold fleck counter.
As soon as I get some more cash, I’m having it ripped out and replaced with oak cupboards and granite. There, next time I need motivation, I should just come down here.
Returning to the living room, I set one of the glasses of water down in front of Piper and hold the other glass in my hand.
She’s taken the same spot on the couch again, so I sit in my armchair.
It’s been a week since Piper was last here. I’ve been busy settling in and getting myself organized. The only place I’ve been is the grocery store so I haven’t checked the town out much or met anyone else.
Piper’s dad keeps a low profile, and the only time I see him is when I spot him in his backyard from my fake bedroom window.
Though I’m not even sure I can be bothered to meet him, he was so rude that night. Figures I’d end up with some dick neighbor. At least the kid is cool.
“Avery, did you know almonds are poisonous? In some countries, you can’t buy more than ten pounds of almonds at once, because if you ate it all, you would die. It’s one of the most poisonous poisons,” she says.
“Really? Are you sure?”
“Of course.”
I make a mental note to Google that later.
“Do you ever see your mom?”
“Never even met her. It’s just been me and my dad my entire life.”
He’s never had any long-term girlfriends? I find that hard to believe, given how gorgeous he is. Although it serves him right, since he grunts instead of talking.
“Would you rather eat ten pounds of almonds or drink a cup of water from the toilet?”
“Definitely the almonds.”
“But you might die.”
“I think I’d puke before I got to that stage.”
Piper comes out with all sorts of random facts, most of which I’m unsure whether to believe.
She picks up her glass, downs the rest of the liquid and sets it back down on the table. Wiping her mouth with her arm, she looks at me and says, “Can you help me buy a bra? I don’t know how to pick the right size, and neither does my dad.”
I’m taken aback and speechless for a moment.
“Sure, of course,” I say.
How could I say no?
“Can we go to Target on Saturday?”
“Absolutely. As long as it’s okay with your father.”
I change the subject, and we talk about other things. The doorbell rings just after seven.
Piper leaps up and says, “That’s my dad.”
At least the doorbell is an improvement over banging on the door.
I get off my old leather chair and follow Piper to the door. She flings it open, and her father stands on the doorstep. He’s wearing a tight, black t-shirt that molds to the form of his muscular body. I try not to stare, but he also has a number of tattoos poking out of the sleeves.
“Good evening,” I say, forcing my eyes to stay above his neck.
“Sorry my daughter keeps bothering you,” he says with a scowl. It’s an improvement over grunting.
“Dad,” Piper protests.
“It’s no problem, honestly. It’s nice to get to know my new neighbors,” I say, smiling.
“I’ll make sure she doesn’t bother you again.”
“She doesn’t bother me,” I say, tousling her hair. “In fact, is it okay if I take her shopping on Saturday?”
He screws his face up and glancing between me and Piper. He asks, “Why?”
“She’s going to buy me a bra. Right, Avery?” Piper says.
His face drops, and he says, “I’ll think about it.”
“It’s no problem, honestly. I know men can’t figure out girl stuff. She needs someone to take her shopping.”
“I can raise my daughter just fine,” he says, snarling. Without pause, he takes her hand and pulls her towards their house.
“Hey Piper, what’s your dad’s name?” I call out as they cut across my lawn.
She looks behind her, the streetlight sparkling in her eyes and a hesitant smile on her face, “Knox.”
“Nice to meet you, Knox,” I call out.
He grunts without looking back.
Knox
I’m still pissed at the way Avery spoke to me last night.
It’s late afternoon and Piper should be home from school soon. Her friend’s mother is dropping her off this afternoon because I’m behind schedule on getting this ’71 Mustang finished for a client.
My driveway goes all the way from the road, between my house and Avery’s and ends in a well-equipped garage I had built in my backyard.
The scarlet car is half out of my garage. The hood is up and I’m bent over the running engine, listening, figuring out how to make it purr.
But I can’t get my mind off Piper. She’s turning into a young woman, and I feel in over my head more now than at any other point in raising her.
And I’ve had a lot of days of feeling in over my head.
For starters, what did a twenty-two-year old guy know about raising a baby? I figured it out. I had to.
Just like I have to figure out how to be the best parent to her now.
How the fuck do I know how to size a bra? I know how to take them off, not put them on.
But is this Avery chick the right person to take Piper bra shopping? Piper seems to like her, but the woman is all over the internet telling men how to treat a pussy.
Except she doesn’t even say pussy. She calls it a kitten in all her videos. Not that I’ve watched all of them, there are hundreds. I only watched the ones that sounded interesting. Like Dirty Talker and Spank Her Stupid.
I admit I’ve had to break down and spank myself a few times. Avery’s voice alone sends shivers down my spine. Hearing that voice and her mock dirty talk went straight to my cock.
Plus my balls are bluer than blue since I lost my babysitter and now rush home to Piper, instead of hanging around to fuck some chick after the classic car rides.
Even if the words Avery says in her videos are stupid. I don’t know who she’s been fucking, but it isn’t anyone who knows what they’re doing.
I could certainly teach her a thing or two.
Except it’s her. Thinking she can judge me about my ability to be a good parent.
Fuck her.
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