“You know him, Albron, so I’ll leave him to you.”
“Good. That way I’ll earn my commission.”
“Commission?”
“You were planning to pay me a bounty for each Chief I recruit, weren’t you, Althalus?”
“We can bounce that around later. Tell me about the other Chiefs.”
“Gweti’s clan is almost as large as Delur’s, but Gweti’s not very well liked. He’s greedy and very stingy. He pays his clansmen the lowest wages in all of Arum, and he makes them buy their own weapons. His clansmen hate him, but they put up with him because he’s their Chief. He’s a scrawny fellow with greying hair and a pinched-in face. He spends most of his time counting his money, and he’s got a musty sort of odor to him.”
“And you don’t like him, I gather.”
“Whatever gave you that idea, Althalus?” Albron replied with mock surprise. “I’m almost certain that Gweti has his good points. Just because I’ve never seen any of them doesn’t mean that he hasn’t got any.
“Oh, I think I’d better warn you about Twengor,” Albron continued. “He’s big, burly, and belligerent. He’ll pick a fight at the drop of a hat, so be careful what you say around him. He drinks too much, and his normal speaking voice is a loud bellow. He’s got a bristly black beard that sticks way out in front of him, and I don’t think he’s taken a bath in the past dozen years. His clansmen would follow him into Hell, though. He’s unbelievably lucky in a fight, and when he hires his clan out, it’s the whole clan. He won’t hire out a platoon or a battalion. With Twengor, it’s all or nothing, and he personally leads his men.”
“An enthusiast, I take it?”
“At least an enthusiast, and his nephew, Laiwon, is almost as bad, so we have two clans of enthusiasts.”
“They belong to different clans? Isn’t that a bit unusual? I thought a clan was an extended family.”
“It was that way a few hundred years ago. Back then, it was all one clan with an east branch and a west branch—connected by a narrow trail that passed through a deep gorge. Then about two hundred years ago, an avalanche blocked that trail, so there wasn’t any way for them to stay in touch. After a while, there were two clans instead of one. Now that the clan wars are over and done with, it’s safe for them to travel through the lands of other clans to visit each other. There’s a certain amount of intermarriage between those two clans now, and I sort of suspect that after Twengor drinks himself to death or gets unlucky in a fight, Laiwon’s going to try to reunite the clans—probably by cutting a new road through that gorge.”
“The politics of Arum are more complicated than I’d thought.”
“Wars are a summer pastime, Althalus. Politics is a year-round entertainment. The southern clans—Smeugor’s and Tauri’s—are fairly large, but they’re not the best soldiers in the world. They’re too close to civilization, I think. The lowlanders won’t hire them for serious wars, anyway. Smeugor and Tauri put their men to work building fine palaces and good roads, so their people are better qualified as builders than they are as soldiers. Smeugor and Tauri can’t quite seem to be able to decide just exactly what they are. They try to impress the lowlanders by pretending to be Arums, and they try to impress us by pretending to be civilized lowlanders.”
“Neither fish, nor fowl, nor good red herring?” Althalus suggested.
“Exactly. Their word’s not to be trusted, I’m afraid. They’ll take your money in a flash, but it might be quite a while before any of their men show up on a battlefield.”
“I’ll keep that in mind.” Althalus made a quick count. “That’s nine clans counting yours, Albron. Who’s the Chief of the last one?”
Albron made a sour face. “Neigwal,” he replied with some distaste. “I probably couldn’t prove it, but I suspect that he might be some bastard descendant of our own beloved Gosti Big Belly. The Gods know that he’s at least as fat as Gosti was—and almost as bright. His health isn’t very good though, so he probably won’t be around for much longer.”
“What’s the matter with him?”
“He’s eating himself to death,” Albron replied bluntly. “He’s too fat to get through an ordinary door, and he wheezes like a broken bellows after the slightest exertion. I’m sure he won’t come to the conclave, but his son Koleika usually fills in for him. Koleika’s as lean as his father’s fat. He’s got a huge lower jaw, and he almost never says anything. He’s the real Chief of the clan, but he pretends that he has to get his father’s approval on all his decisions. That gives him the chance to see which way the wind’s blowing before he commits himself.”
“You Arums aren’t nearly as simple and uncomplicated as everyone seems to believe, are you?”
“Not by half, Althalus. Your advantage lies in those twenty kegs of gold you’ve got stacked up back in the House. Ride that horse just as hard as you can. Let them see gold at every opportunity. Juggle it and jingle it while you’re talking, and they’ll go along with almost anything you suggest. You’re an entertaining fellow, partner, but it’s your gold that they’ll find more interesting. The dullest man in the world is charming beyond belief when he’s pouring gold coins from one hand to the other.”
The winter dragged on interminably with snowstorm following snowstorm with dreary regularity. Althalus passed the time instructing Gher in the fine art of picking pockets. The boy was quick, there was no question about that, but his mind sometimes wandered off in strange directions. “Pay attention, Gher,” Althalus scolded the boy on one occasion. “That little grab you just made was unbelievably clumsy.”
“I’m sorry, Master Althalus. An idea just came to me, and I got sort of distracted.”
“What sort of idea?”
“Ghend’s trying to make everything in the world different by going back through Everywhen and playing games with what really happened, isn’t he?”
“That’s what Dweia says, yes.”
“If Ghend can do that, couldn’t we do it, too?”
“Probably—if Dweia decides to let us.”
“There isn’t any problem with that. You can make Dweia do almost anything you want her to do. She starts purring every time you touch her. Andine sort of behaves the same way around Eliar. Maybe someday you could explain that to me. I don’t exactly understand what’s going on when people get grown-up. Anyway, if Ghend changes things back in Everywhen, you’re going to just follow along behind him and change them right back again, aren’t you?”
“More than likely, yes.”
“Wouldn’t it be easier to just take a trip back into Everywhen and kill Ghend’s father? Then Ghend wouldn’t even be here anymore, would he?”
Althalus blinked.
“Wouldn’t that be the easiest way to murder somebody? You don’t have to kill him. You just go back and kill his father.” Gher frowned. “Of course, you wouldn’t have any reason to want to murder him in the first place then, would you? I mean, what’d be the point of murdering somebody who never lived at all? But that isn’t what distracted me when I bumped you while I was picking your pocket. What I was thinking about was some way to get around Ghend. He’s going backward in Everywhen, but couldn’t we go forward instead?” The boy frowned. “This isn’t coming out very well, is it? What I’m getting at is that if this happens now, it makes that happen next week.”
“It’s called ‘cause and effect,’ Gher.”
“I suppose,” Gher said absently. “Let’s say that you pick up a rock from one place and put it down over there in another place, all right?”
“If you say so.”
“But let’s say that you go forward in Everywhen and put it right back where it was. Wouldn’t that sort of make it so that you hadn’t moved it in the first place? That’s where I start to hit a problem. If you did it like that, you’d be doing something and not doing it both at the same time.”
“You’re starting to give me a headache again, Gher.”
“Let me work on it some more, Master Althalus. I’m almo
st sure I can come up with some way to do it.”
“What’d be the point?”
Gher looked at him with astonishment. “Can’t you see it, Master Althalus? If we did that to Ghend—made him do something and not do something at the same time like that—wouldn’t it sort of freeze him right there as if he’d suddenly been turned to stone? You could use him for a hat rack after that. What I’m really getting at, though, is that I’m almost sure that time’s not a straight line. I think it’s a circle instead, and if we change anything that happens anywhere around that great big circle of Everywhen, it’ll change everything else, won’t it? Isn’t that just about the funnest idea you’ve ever heard? We can change everything that’s ever happened anytime we want to.”
“Why me?” Althalus moaned, burying his face in his hands.
It was early the following spring when a mud-smeared Arum arrived at Albron’s castle to advise him that Chief Delur would arrive the following day.
“He’s early, isn’t he?” Althalus noted. “Some of the passes are still clogged with snow.”
“That wouldn’t particularly bother Delur, my friend,” Albron replied. “His clan’s the biggest one in all of Arum, and he likes to rub our noses in that. He probably just sent out a few hundred men to tramp out a trail through the snow in the passes. He’s too old to ride a horse, so he does his traveling in a litter or a sled. He doesn’t pay much attention to the elements. He more or less believes that he’s something on the order of the King of Arum, so I’m sure he wants to get here and take charge before the other Clan Chiefs arrive.”
“Will the other Chiefs pay much attention to him?”
“They’ll pay a lot more attention to your gold, but we will want to win him over because of the number of men he can put in the field. I’ll flatter him and put on an air of obsequious respect. That’ll put him in the mood to go along with us, and your kegs of gold should clinch the arrangement.”
“That’s what they’re for, Albron. You can win a lot of arguments with twenty kegs of gold.”
Chief Delur was a tall old man with snow-white hair and a long white beard. When he was thinking about it, he stood stiffly erect as if he had a straight pole strapped to his back. When his attention wandered, however, his posture began to droop as if the weight of his years were crushing him. His outer garments were made of luxurious fur, Althalus noted as the old Chief painfully rose from the sled that four of his burly clansmen had pulled into Chief Albron’s courtyard, and the steel helmet he wore was encircled by a wide band of gold that was only a step short of being a crown.
“Well met, my son Albron!” The old man greeted his host in a voice that was no longer booming or hearty.
“My house is honored, Great Chief,” Albron replied with a floridly courtly bow. “We had not expected your arrival this early.”
“Your message stirred a great curiosity in me, my son,” the old man replied. Then he threw a sly look at his retainers. “Moreover, it seemed to me that the men of my household suffered for want of exercise, and that perchance a little jaunt through the mountains might clear their minds and strengthen their bodies that they might better serve me—forasmuch as they all assure me that serving me is their only reason for living.”
That brief flicker of irony suggested to Althalus that Albron’s assessment of Chief Delur hadn’t been entirely accurate. Delur was not quite as senile as the other Chiefs appeared to believe he was. Althalus quietly decided to watch the old man rather carefully and to form his own opinion.
“Let us go inside, Great Chief,” Albron was saying. “The season is raw and inclement, and the fires in my hall burn bright and warm to welcome you.”
C H A P T E R T W E N T Y
It was just before midnight on a blustery day a week or so later when Emmy roused Althalus from a sound sleep by touching her nose to the back of his neck. Her nose was as cold and wet as it had always been, and he jerked away from it in the traditional way. “I wish you wouldn’t do that,” he grumbled.
“As long as it works, why change it? Go wake the others, Althalus. There are some things we need to talk about—back at the House.”
He threw off his blankets, dressed, and went down the corridor to rouse his friends.
“Is something wrong?” Bheid asked quietly when they gathered out in the hall.
“I’m not sure. She didn’t tell me, but she wants to talk to us—in private. Take us to the House, Eliar.”
“All right.” Eliar led the way to the armory, opened the door, and led them into the familiar tower room.
“Do we have a problem of some kind, Emmy?” Gher asked Dweia after she’d resumed her real form.
“Not really. I just thought we should talk about how we’re going to present our offer to the Clan Chiefs, that’s all. Things might go more smoothly if we all tell the same story. Quite obviously we won’t be able to tell them what’s really happening. If Albron’s right, the Arums don’t like to get involved in religious wars, so we’ll have to invent something political for their entertainment.”
“If you’re looking for a war, Dweia, I’d be more than happy to lend you mine,” Andine offered. “The notion of all the clans of Arum marching on the city of Kanthon gives me a warm little glow.”
“It’s a simple solution,” Bheid agreed. “The Arums already know about that perpetual war between Osthos and Kanthon, so we won’t have to invent some tedious history to explain our need for a vast army.”
“And I’ll be available to present a stirring plea for their assistance in crushing the degenerates of Kanthon,” Andine added.
“It’s got a lot to be said for it, Dweia,” Althalus said. “Andine is the Arya of Osthos, so it stands to reason that she’d have the key to the treasury in her pocket. That’d explain where we got the gold—just in case one of the Clan Chiefs really cares.”
“Are you any good at all when it comes to speaking in public, Andine?” Leitha asked her tiny friend.
“Have you been asleep for the past several months, Leitha?” Andine asked archly. “I’m always speaking in public. Did you really think my dramatic way of speaking was an accident? My voice is the most finely tuned instrument in all of Treborea. I can sing the birds down out of the trees with it, and make stones weep, if I really want to. I probably don’t need those kegs of gold. Give me half an hour and a little room and I’ll mobilize the Arums with my voice alone.”
“She could be right about that,” Eliar said. “Back when she had me chained to that post in her throne room, she made a lot of speeches about me, and she even convinced me that something awful should happen to that monster Eliar.”
“It all more or less fits together, Dweia,” Althalus conceded. “We’ll have Albron introduce her, and then she makes a stirring plea for aid. Then she can turn it over to me, and I’ll give them the details and make the offer. Albron knows what’s really going on, so he’ll be able to make introductions and smooth over any rough spots.” He leaned back in his chair. “There is a slight inconsistency, though. It wouldn’t really be normal for a ruler to make a plea like this in person, would it? Isn’t that what diplomats are for?”
“Whatever gave you the idea that I’d behave the way other rulers would?” Andine demanded. “I almost never do expected things. It goes sort of like this, Althalus. Despite the violent objections of all my advisors, I’ve thrown caution to the winds, and with only a few retainers, I’ve traveled to Arum to make my plea for help in my ongoing war with the villainous Kanthons. At great personal risk, I’ve braved the dangers of a troubled world to go to Albron’s castle to present my case to the noble Clan Chiefs. I’m so unbelievably courageous that you and everybody else who’ll be there can hardly stand to be in the same room with me.”
“Isn’t that just a shade melodramatic?” Bheid objected.
“I’m going to be speaking to Arums, Brother Bheid,” Andine pointed out. “I’d take a different approach with Perquaines or Equeros. Arums are a melodramatic people, and I’l
l give them a performance they’ll never forget. Just ask Albron to introduce me and then get out of my way. I’ll own those Chiefs within a half an hour.”
“Aren’t we being just a bit overconfident?” Leitha asked.
“Not a bit, Leitha,” Andine replied. “I’m the very best.”
“Excuse me,” Gher said.
“Go ahead, Gher,” Althalus told him. “Is there something you’d like to add?”
“Well, wouldn’t that be just a little too simple? What I’m getting at is would the Arums believe that it’d take that many soldiers to run all over just one city?”
“He’s got a point there, Althalus,” Eliar agreed. “Sergeant Khalor told us that the lowlanders always try to get by with hiring just as few soldiers as they possibly can. I think we’re going to need a bigger war to make the Clan Chiefs believe us.”
“It’s the only war I’ve got right now,” Althalus replied.
“Well, not really,” Gher disagreed. “There’s the one between you and Ghend, isn’t there?”
“That’s a religious war, Gher. Didn’t you hear Albron when he said that Arums don’t get mixed up in wars that’re based on religion?” He shook his head. “We’ve got to stick to politics and leave religion out of it.”
“Why not just say that the Kanthons are working for the Nekweros? Or that they’re on the same side, or something? From what Leitha says, nobody really knows very much about the Nekweros—except that they’re real scary. Couldn’t we sort of say that there’s a King or something in Nahgharash who wants to take over the whole world and that he’s managed to talk the silly fellow in Kanthon into joining up with him? Wouldn’t that be sort of close to what’s really going on? And shouldn’t a good lie have a certain amount of truth mixed up in it? If the only war we talk about is the one between Lady Andine and the nitwit in Kanthon, the story’s just a little too short. Shouldn’t there be sort of an open end in it, something we can’t quite explain?”
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