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by Jerome David Salinger


  The two sat quiet for a moment, hating Bulling. Clay suddenly looked at X with newhigher‑interest than before. «Hey,” he said. «Did you know the goddam side of your face is jumping all over the place?»

  X said he knew all about it, and covered his tic with his hand.

  Clay stared at him for a moment, then said, rather vividly, as if he were the bearer of exceptionally good news, «I wrote Loretta you had a nervous breakdown.»

  «Oh?»

  «Yeah. She’s interested as hell in all that stuff. She’s majoring in psychology.» Clay stretched himself out on the bed, shoes included. «You know what she said? She says nobody gets a nervous breakdown just from the war and all. She says you probably were unstable like, your whole goddam life.»

  X bridged his hands over his eyes—the light over the bed seemed to be blinding him—and said that Loretta’s insight into things was always a joy.

  Clay glanced over at him. «Listen, ya bastard,” he said. «She knows a goddam sight more psychology than you do.»

  «Do you think you can bring yourself to take your stinking feet off my bed?» X asked.

  Clay left his feet where they were for a few don’t‑tell‑me‑where‑to‑put‑my‑feet seconds, then swung them around to the floor and sat up. «I’m goin’ downstairs anyway. They got the radio on in Walker’s room.» He didn’t get up from the bed, though.

  «Hey. I was just tellin’ that new son of a bitch, Bernstein, downstairs. Remember that time I and you drove into Valognes, and we got shelled for about two goddam hours, and that goddam cat I shot that jumped up on the hood of the jeep when we were layin’ in that hole? Remember?»

  «Yes—don’t start that business with that cat again, Clay, God damn it. I don’t want to hear about it.»

  «No, all I mean is I wrote Loretta about it. She and the whole psychology class discussed it. In class and all. The goddam professor and everybody.»

  «That’s fine. I don’t want to hear about it, Clay.»

  «No, you know the reason I took a pot shot at it, Loretta says? She says I was temporarily insane. No kidding. From the shelling and all.»

  X threaded his fingers, once, through his dirty hair, then shielded his eyes against the light again. «You weren’t insane. You were simply doing your duty. You killed that pussycat in as manly a way as anybody could’ve under the circumstances.»

  Clay looked at him suspiciously. «What the hell are you talkin’ about?»

  «That cat was a spy. You had to take a pot shot at it. It was a very clever German midget dressed up in a cheap fur coat. So there was absolutely nothing brutal, or cruel, or dirty, or even—»

  «God damn it!» Clay said, his lips thinned. «Can’t you ever be sincere?»

  X suddenly felt sick, and he swung around in his chair and grabbed the wastebasket- -just in time. When he had straightened up and turned toward his guest again, he found him standing, embarrassed, halfway between the bed and the door. X started to apologize, but changed his mind and reached for his cigarettes.

  «C’mon down and listen to Hope on the radio, hey,” Clay said, keeping his distance but trying to be friendly over it. «It’ll do ya good. I mean it.»

  «You go ahead, Clay… . I’ll look at my stamp collection.»

  «Yeah? You got a stamp collection? I didn’t know you—»

  «I’m only kidding.»

  Clay took a couple of slow steps toward the door. «I may drive over to Ehstadt later,”

  he said. «They got a dance. It’ll probably last till around two. Wanna go?»

  «No, thanks… . I may practice a few steps in the room.»

  «O. K. G’night! Take it easy, now, for Chrissake.» The door slammed shut, then instantly opened again. «Hey. O. K. if I leave a letter to Loretta under your door? I got some German stuff in it. Willya fix it up for me?»

  «Yes. Leave me alone now, God damn it.»

  «Sure,” said Clay. «You know what my mother wrote me? She wrote me she’s glad you and I were together and all the whole war. In the same jeep and all. She says my letters are a helluva lot more intelligent since we been goin’ around together.»

  X looked up and over at him, and said, with great effort, «Thanks. Tell her thanks for me.»

  «I will. G’night!» The door slammed shut, this time for good.

  X sat looking at the door for a long while, then turned his chair around toward the writing table and picked up his portable typewriter from the floor. He made space for it on the messy table surface, pushing aside the collapsed pile of unopened letters and packages. He thought if he wrote a letter to an old friend of his in New York there might be some quick, however slight, therapy in it for him. But he couldn’t insert his notepaper into the roller properly, his fingers were shaking so violently now. He put his hands down at his sides for a minute, then tried again, but finally crumpled the notepaper in his hand.

  He was aware that he ought to get the wastebasket out of the room, but instead of doing anything about it, he put his arms on the typewriter and rested his head again, closing his eyes.

  A few throbbing minutes later, when he opened his eyes, he found himself squinting at a small, unopened package wrapped in green paper. It had probably slipped off the pile when he had made space for the typewriter. He saw that it had been readdressed several times. He could make out, on just one side of the package, at least three of his old A. P.O. numbers.

  He opened the package without any interest, without even looking at the return address. He opened it by burning the string with a lighted match. He was more interested in watching a string burn all the way down than in opening the package, but he opened it, finally.

  Inside the box, a note, written in ink, lay on top of a small object wrapped in tissue paper. He picked out the note and read it.

  17, –-ROAD, –—DEVON JUNE 7, 1944 DEAR SERGEANT X, I hope you will forgive me for having taken 38 days to begin our correspondence but, I have been extremely busy as my aunt has undergone streptococcus of the throat and nearly perished and I have been justifiably saddled with one responsibility after another. However I have thought of you frequently and of the extremely pleasant afternoon we spent in each other’s company on April 30, 1944 between 3:45 and 4:15 P. M. in case it slipped your mind.

  We are all tremendously excited and overawed about D Day and only hope that it will bring about the swift termination of the war and a method of existence that is ridiculous to say the least. Charles and I are both quite concerned about you; we hope you were not among those who made the first initial assault upon the Cotentin Peninsula. Were you? Please reply as speedily as possible. My warmest regards to your wife.

  Sincerely yours, ESMA P. S. I am taking the liberty of enclosing my wristwatch which you may keep in your possession for the duration of the conflict. I did not observe whether you were wearing one during our brief association, but this one is extremely water‑proof and shockproof as well as having many other virtues among which one can tell at what velocity one is walking if one wishes. I am quite certain that you will use it to greater advantage in these difficult days than I ever can and that you will accept it as a lucky talisman.

  Charles, whom I am teaching to read and write and whom I am finding an extremely intelligent novice, wishes to add a few words. Please write as soon as you have the time and inclination.

  HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO LOVE AND KISSES CHALES It was a long time before X could set the note aside, let alone lift Esme’s father’s wristwatch out of the box. When he did finally lift it out, he saw that its crystal had been broken in transit. He wondered if the watch was otherwise undamaged, but he hadn’t the courage to wind it and find out. He just sat with it in his hand for another long period. Then, suddenly, almost ecstatically, he felt sleepy.

  You take a really sleepy man, Esme, and he always stands a chance of again becoming a man with all his fac‑with all his f‑a-c‑u-1-t‑i-e‑s intact.

  Pretty Mouth and Green My Eyes


  WHEN the phone rang, the gray‑haired man asked the girl, with quite some little deference, if she would rather for any reason he didn’t answer it. The girl heard him as if from a distance, and turned her face toward him, one eye—on the side of the light—closed tight, her open eye very, however disingenuously, large, and so blue as to appear almost violet. The grayhaired man asked her to hurry up, and she raised up on her right forearm just quickly enough so that the movement didn’t quite look perfunctory.

  She cleared her hair back from her forehead with her left hand and said, «God. I don’t know. I mean what do you think?» The gray‑haired man said he didn’t see that it made a helluva lot of difference one way or the other, and slipped his left hand under the girl’s supporting arm, above the elbow, working his fingers up, making room for them between the warm surfaces of her upper arm and chest wall. He reached for the phone with his right hand. To reach it without groping, he had to raise himself somewhat higher, which caused the back of his head to graze a comer of the lampshade. In that instant, the light was particularly, if rather vividly, flattering to his gray, mostly white, hair. Though in disarrangement at that moment, it had obviously been freshly cut‑or, rather, freshly maintained. The neckline and temples had been trimmed conventionally close, but the sides and top had been left rather more than just longish, and were, in fact, a trifle «distinguished‑looking.» «Hello?» he said resonantly into the phone. The girl stayed propped up on her forearm and watched him. Her eyes, more just open than alert or speculative, reflected chiefly their own size and color.

  A man’s voice—stone dead, yet somehow rudely, almost obscenely quickened for the occasion—came through at the other end: «Lee? I wake you?»

  The gray‑haired man glanced briefly left, at the girl. «Who’s that?» he asked. «Arthur?»

  «Yeah—I wake you?»

  «No, no. I’m in bed, reading. Anything wrong?»

  «You sure I didn’t wake you? Honest to God?»

  «No, no—absolutely,” the gray‑haired man said. «As a matter of fact, I’ve been averaging about four lousy hours—»

  «The reason I called, Lee, did you happen to notice when Joanie was leaving? Did you happen to notice if she left with the Ellenbogens, by any chance?»

  The gray‑haired man looked left again, but high this time, away from the girl, who was now watching him rather like a young, blue‑eyed Irish policeman. «No, I didn’t, Arthur,” he said, his eyes on the far, dim end of the room, where the wall met the ceiling. «Didn’t she leave with you?»

  «No. Christ, no. You didn’t see her leave at all, then?»

  «Well, no, as a matter of fact, I didn’t, Arthur,” the gray‑haired man said. «Actually, as a matter of fact, I didn’t see a bloody thing all evening. The minute I got in the door, I got myself involved in one long Jesus of a session with that French poop, Viennese poop—whatever the hell he was. Every bloody one of these foreign guys keep an eye open for a little free legal advice. Why? What’s up? Joanie lost?»

  «Oh, Christ. Who knows? I don’t know. You know her when she gets all tanked up and rarin’ to go. I don’t know. She may have just—»

  «You call the Ellenbogens?» the gray‑haired man asked.

  «Yeah. They’re not home yet. I don’t know. Christ, I’m not even sure she left with them. I know one thing. I know one goddam thing. I’m through beating my brains out. I mean it. I really mean it this time. I’m through. Five years. Christ.»

  «All right, try to take it a little easy, now, Arthur,” the gray‑haired man said. «In the first place, if I know the Ellenbogens, they probably all hopped in a cab and went down to the Village for a couple of hours. All three of ‘em’ll probably barge—»

  «I have a feeling she went to work on some bastard in the kitchen. I just have a feeling. She always starts necking some bastard in the kitchen when she gets tanked up. I’m through. I swear to God I mean it this time. Five goddam-»

  «Where are you now, Arthur?» the gray‑haired man asked. «Home?»

  «Yeah. Home. Home sweet home. Christ.»

  «Well, just try to take it a little—What are ya—drunk, or what?»

  «I don’t know. How the hell do I know?»

  «All right, now, listen. Relax. Just relax,” the grayhaired man said. «You know the Ellenbogens, for Chrissake. What probably happened, they probably missed their last train. All three of ‘em’ll probably barge in on you any minute, full of witty, night‑club—»

  «They drove in.»

  «How do you know?»

  «Their baby‑sitter. We’ve had some scintillating goddam conversations. We’re close as hell. We’re like two goddam peas in a pod.»

  «All right. All right. So what? Will ya sit tight and relax, now?» said the gray‑haired man. «All three of ‘em’ll probably waltz in on you any minute. Take my word. You know Leona. I don’t know what the hell it is—they all get this god‑awful Connecticut gaiety when they get in to New York. You know that.»

  «Yeah. I know. I know. I don’t know, though.»

  «Certainly you do. Use your imagination. The two of ‘em probably dragged Joanie bodily—»

  «Listen. Nobody ever has to drag Joanie anywhere. Don’t gimme any of that dragging stuff.»

  «Nobody’s giving you any dragging stuff, Arthur,” the gray‑haired man said quietly.

  «I know, I know! Excuse me. Christ, I’m losing my mind. Honest to God, you sure I didn’t wake you?»

  «I’d tell you if you had, Arthur,” the gray‑haired man said. Absently, he took his left hand out from between the girl’s upper arm and chest wall. «Look, Arthur. You want my advice?» he said. He took the telephone cord between his fingers, just under the transmitter. «I mean this, now. You want some advice?»

  «Yeah. I don’t know. Christ, I’m keeping you up. Why don’t I just go cut my—»

  «Listen to me a minute,” the gray‑haired man said. «First—I mean this, now—get in bed and relax. Make yourself a nice, big nightcap, and get under the—»

  «Nightcap! Are you kidding? Christ, I’ve killed about a quart in the last two goddam hours. Nightcap! I’m so plastered now I can hardly—»

  «All right. All right. Get in bed, then,” the grayhaired man said. «And relax—ya hear me? Tell the truth. Is it going to do any good to sit around and stew?»

  «Yeah, I know. I wouldn’t even worry, for Chrissake, but you can’t trust her! I swear to God. I swear to God you can’t. You can trust her about as far as you can throw a—I don’t know what. Aaah, what’s the use? I’m losing my goddam mind.»

  «All right. Forget it, now. Forget it, now. Will ya do me a favor and try to put the whole thing out of your mind?» the gray‑haired man said. «For all you know, you’re making—I honestly think you’re making a mountain—»

  «You know what I do? You know what I do? I’m ashameda tell ya, but you know what I very nearly goddam do every night? When I get home? You want to know?»

  «Arthur, listen, this isn’t–»

  «Wait a second—I’ll tell ya, God damn it. I practically have to keep myself from opening every goddam closet door in the apartment—I swear to God. Every night I come home, I half expect to find a bunch of bastards hiding all over the place. Elevator boys. Delivery boys. Cops—»

  «All right. All right. Let’s try to take it a little easy, Arthur,” the gray‑haired man said.

  He glanced abruptly to his right, where a cigarette, lighted some time earlier in the evening, was balanced on an ashtray. It obviously had gone out, though, and he didn’t pick it up. «In the first place,” he said into the phone, «I’ve told you many, many times, Arthur, that’s exactly where you make your biggest mistake. You know what you do?

  Would you like me to tell you what you do? You go out of your way—I mean this, now—you actually go out of your way to torture yourself. As a matter of fact, you actually inspire Joanie-» He broke off. «You’re bloody lucky she’s a wonderful kid. I mean it. You give that kid absolutely no credit
for having any good taste—or brains, for Chrissake, for that matter—»

  «Brains! Are you kidding? She hasn’t got any goddam brains! She’s an animal!»

  The gray‑haired man, his nostrils dilating, appeared to take a fairly deep breath.

  «We’re all animals,” he said. «Basically, we’re all animals.»

  «Like hell we are. I’m no goddam animal. I may be a stupid, fouled‑up twentiethcentury son of a bitch, but I’m no animal. Don’t gimme that. I’m no animal.»

  «Look, Arthur. This isn’t getting us—»

  «Brains. Jesus, if you knew how funny that was. She thinks she’s a goddam intellectual. That’s the funny part, that’s the hilarious part. She reads the theatrical page, and she watches television till she’s practically blind—so she’s an intellectual. You know who I’m married to? You want to know who I’m married to? I’m married to the greatest living undeveloped, undiscovered actress, novelist, psychoanalyst, and allaround goddam unappreciated celebrity‑genius in New York. You didn’t know that, didja? Christ, it’s so funny I could cut my throat. Madame Bovary at Columbia Extension School. Madame—»

  «Who?» asked the gray‑haired man, sounding annoyed.

  «Madame Bovary takes a course in Television Appreciation. God, if you knew how—»

  «All right, all right. You realize this isn’t getting us anyplace,” the gray‑haired man said. He turned and gave the girl a sign, with two fingers near his mouth, that he wanted a cigarette. «In the first place,” he said, into the phone, «for a helluvan intelligent guy, you’re about as tactless as it’s humanly possible to be.» He straightened his back so that the girl could reach behind him for the cigarettes. «I mean that. It shows up in your private life, it shows up in your—»

  «Brains. Oh, God, that kills me! Christ almightyl Did you ever hear her describe anybody—some man, I mean? Sometime when you haven’t anything to do, do me a favor and get her to describe some man for you. She describes every man she sees as `terribly attractive.’ It can be the oldest, crummiest, greasiest— «All right, Arthur,” the gray‑haired man said sharply. «This is getting us nowhere. But nowhere.» He took a lighted cigarette from the girl. She had lit two. «Just incidentally,”

 

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