I dialed two numbers. The second got my man. He was a private investigator the same as I used to be except that he was essentially honest and hardworking. His name was Joe Gill and he owed me a favor that he and his staff could begin repaying as of now.
I said, This is Mike, Joe. Remember me?
Hell, he laughed, with all your publicity how could I forget you? I hope you arent after a job.
Not exactly. Look, you tied up right now?
Well . . . no. Something on your mind?
Plenty, friend. You still doing insurance work?
Joe grunted an assent. Thats all Im doing. You can keep your guns and your tough guys. Ill track down missing beneficiaries.
Care to do me a favor, Joe?
He only hesitated a second. Glad to, Mike. Youve steered me straight plenty of times. Just name it.
Swell. This guy that died in the hotel room with me, Chester Wheeler--I want some information on him. Not a history . . . I just want him backtracked over the past week. Hes been in town doing some buying for his store in Columbus, Ohio, and I want a record of what hed done since he hit town. Think it can be done?
I could hear his pencil rasping on paper. Give me a few hours. Ill start it myself and put the chain gang out on the details. Where can I reach you?
I thought for a moment, then told him, Try the Greenwood Hotel. Its a little dump on a side street up in the Eighties. They dont ask questions there.
Right. See you later.
I cradled the receiver and picked my way back through the crowd to the bar. My hat was hanging over a pin-up lamp on the wall and my seat was occupied and the guy was spending my money for beer.
I didnt get mad, though. The guy was Pat.
The bartender put down another beer and took some more of my change. I said, Hows tricks, kid?
Pat turned around slowly and looked at me for the first time. His eyes were clouded and his mouth had a grim twist to it. He looked tired and worried. Theres a back room, Mike. Lets go sit down. I want to talk to you.
I gulped my beer down and carried a full one back to the booth. When I slid my deck of Luckies across the table to him he shook his head and waited until I lit up. I asked, How did you find me?
He didnt answer. Instead he popped one of his own, very softly, very forcefully. He wasnt kidding around. Whats it all about, Mike?
Whats what?
You know. He leaned forward on his arms, never taking his eyes off my face. Mike, Im not going to get excited this time. Im not going to let you talk me into losing a lot of sleep any more. Im a police officer, or at least Im supposed to be. Right now Im treating this like it might be something important and like you know more about it than I do. Im asking questions that are going to be answered. Whats going on?
Smoke drifted into my eyes and I squinted them almost shut. Supposing I told you Chester Wheeler was murdered, Pat.
Id ask how, then who.
I dont know how and I dont know who.
Then why, Mike? Why is it murder?
Two shots were fired from my gun, thats why.
He gave the table a rap with his knuckles. Damn you, Mike, come out with it! Were friends, but Im tired of being hamstrung. Youre forever smelling murder where murder isnt and making it come out right. Play it square!
Dont I always?
With reservations!
I gave a sour laugh. Two shots out of that rod. Isnt that enough?
Not for me it isnt. Is that all you have? I nodded and dragged in on the butt.
Pats face seemed to soften and he let the air out of his lungs slowly. He even smiled a little. I guess thats that, Mike. Im glad I didnt get sweated up about it.
I snubbed the cigarette out on the table top. Now youve got me going. What are you working up to?
Precedent, Mike. Im speaking of past suicides.
What about em?
Every so often we find a suicide with a bullet in his head. The room has been liberally peppered with bullets, to quote a cliché. In other words, theyll actually take the gun away from the target but pull the trigger anyway. They keep doing it until they finally have nerve enough to keep it there. Most guys cant handle an automatic anyway and they fire a shot to make sure they know how it operates.
And that makes Wheeler a bona fide suicide, right?
He grinned at the sneer on my face. Not altogether. When you pulled your little razzmatazz about the slugs in your gun I went up in the air and had a handful of experts dig up Wheelers itinerary and we located a business friend he had been with the day before he died. He said Wheeler was unusually depressed and talked of suicide several times. Apparently his business was on the downgrade.
Who was the guy, Pat?
A handbag manufacturer, Emil Perry. Well, if you have any complaints, come see me, but no more scares, Mike. Okay?
Yeah, I hissed. You still didnt say how you found me.
I traced your call, friend citizen. It came from a bar and I knew youd stay there awhile. I took my time at the hotel checking your story. And, er . . . yes, I did find the bullet hole in the mattress.
I suppose you found the bullet too?
Why yes,, we did. The shell case too. I sat there rigid, waiting. It was right out there in the hall where you dropped it, Mike. I wish youd quit trying to give this an element of mystery just to get me in on it.
You chump!
Can it, Mike. The house dick set me straight.
I was standing up facing him and I could feel the mad running right down into my shoes. I thought you were smart, Pat. You chump!
This time he winked. No more games, huh, Mike? He grinned at me a second and left me standing there watching his back. Now I was playing games. Hot dog!
I thought I was swearing under my breath until a couple of mugs heard their tomatoes complain and started to give me hell. When they saw my face they told their dames to mind their business and went on drinking.
Well, I asked for it. I played it cute and Pat played it cuter. Maybe I was the chump. Maybe Wheeler did kill himself. Maybe he carne back from the morgue and tried to slip out with the slug and the shell too.
I sure as a four letter word didnt. I picked up my pack of butts and went out on the street for a smell of fresh air that wasnt jammed with problems. After a few deep breaths I felt better.
Down on the corner a drugstore was getting rid of its counter customers and I walked in past the tables of novelties and cosmetics to a row of phone booths in the back. I pulled the Manhattan directory out of the rack and began thumbing through it. When I finished I did the same thing with the Brooklyn book. I didnt learn anything there so I pulled up the Bronx listing and found an Emil Perry who lived in one of the better residential sections of the community.
At ten minutes after eleven I parked outside a red brick one-family house and killed the motor. The car in front of me was a new Cadillac sedan with all the trimmings and the side door bore two gold initials in Old English script, E.P.
There was a brass knocker on the door of the house, embossed with the same initials, but I didnt use it. I had the thing raised when I happened to glance in the window. If the guy was Emil Perry, he was big and fat with a fortune in jewels stuck in his tie and flashing on his fingers. He was talking to somebody out of sight and licking his lips between every word.
You should have seen his face. He was scared silly.
I let the knocker down easy and eased back into the shadows. When I looked at my watch ten minutes had gone by and nothing happened. I could see the window through the shrubs and the top of the fat mans head. He still hadnt moved. I kept on waiting and a few minutes later the door opened just far enough to let a guy out. There was no light behind him so I didnt see his face unti
l he was opposite me. Then I grinned a nasty little grin and let my mind give Pat a very soft horse-laugh.
The guy that came out only had one name. Rainey. He was a tough punk with a record as long as your arm and he used to be available for any kind of job that needed a strong arm.
I waited until Rainey walked down the street and got in a car. When it pulled away with a muffled roar I climbed into my own heap and turned the motor over.
I didnt have to see Mr. Perry after all. Anyway, not tonight. He wasnt going anywhere. I made a U-turn at the end of the street and got back on the main drag that led to Manhattan. When I reached the Greenwood Hotel a little after midnight the night clerk shoved the register at me, took cash in advance and handed me the keys to the room. Fate with a twisted sense of humor was riding my tail again. The room was 402.
If there was a dead man in it tomorrow itd have to be me.
I dreamt I was in a foxhole with a shelter half dragged over me to keep out the rain. The guy in the next foxhole kept calling to me until my eyes opened and my hand automatically reached for my rifle. There was no rifle, but the voice was real. It came from the hall. I threw back the covers and hopped up, trotting for the door.
Joe slid in and closed it behind him. Cripes, he grunted, I thought you were dead.
Dont say that word, Im alone tonight. You get it?
He flipped his hat to the chair and sat on it. Yeah, I got it. Most of it anyway. They werent very co-operative at the hotel seeing as how the cops had just been there. What did you do to em?
Put a bug up his behind. Now the honorable Captain of Homicide, my pal, my buddy who ought to know better, thinks Im pulling fast ones on him as a joke. He even suspects me of having tampered with some trivial evidence.
Did you?
Its possible. Of course, how would I know whats evidence and whats not. After all, what does it matter if it was a suicide?
Joe gave a polite burp. Yeah, he said.
I watched him while he felt around in his pocket for a fistful of notes. He tapped them with a forefinger. If I charged you for this youd of shelled out a pair of Cs. Six men lost their sleep, three lost their dates and one caught hell from his wife. She wants him to quit me. And for what?
And for what? I repeated.
He went on: This Wheeler fellow seemed pretty respectable. By some very abstract questioning here and there we managed to backtrack his movements. Just remember, we had to do it in a matter of hours, so it isnt a minute-by-minute account.
He checked in at the hotel immediately upon arriving eight days ago. His mornings were spent visiting merchandising houses here in the city where he placed some regular orders for items for his store. None of these visits were of unusual importance. Here are some that may be. He wired home to Columbus, Ohio, to a man named Ted Lee asking for five thousand bucks by return wire. He received it an hour later. I presume it was to make a special purchase of some sort.
We dug up a rather sketchy account of where he spent his evenings. A few times he returned to the hotel slightly under the influence. One night he attended a fashion show that featured a presentation of next years styles. The show was followed by cocktails and he may have been one of the men who helped one of a few models who had a couple too many down the elevator and into a cab.
I started to grin. Models?
He shook his head. Forget it, he told me, it wasnt a smoker with a dirty floor show for dessert.
Okay, go on.
From then on he was in and out of the hotel periodically and each time he had a little more of a jag on. He checked in with you and was dead before morning. The hotel was very put out. Thats it.
He waited a second and repeated, Thats it, I said.
I heard you.
Well?
Joe, youre a lousy detective.
He shot me an impatient glance tainted with amazement. Im a lousy detective? You without a license and Im the lousy detective? Thats a hell of a way of thanking me for all my trouble! Why Ive found more missing persons than you have hairs on that low forehead of yours and . . .
Ever shoot anybody, Joe?
His face went white and his fingers had trouble taking the cigarette out of his mouth. Once . . . I did.
Like it?
No. He licked his lips. Look, Mike . . . this guy Wheeler . . . you were there. He was a suicide, wasnt he?
Uh-uh. Somebody gave him the business.
I could hear him swallow clear across the room. Uh . . . you wont need me again, will you?
Nope. Thanks a lot, Joe. Leave the notes on the bed.
The sheaf of papers fell on the bed and I heard the door close softly. I sat on the arm of the chair and let my mind weave the angles in and out. One of them had murder in it.
Someplace there was a reason for murder big enough to make the killer try to hide the fact under a cloak of suicide. But the reason has to be big to kill. It has to be even bigger to try to hide it. It was still funny the way it came out. I was the only one who could tag it as murder and make it stick. Someplace a killer thought he was being real clever. Clever as hell. Maybe he thought the lack of one lousy shell in the clip wouldnt be noticed.
I kept thinking about it and I got sore. It made me sore twice. The first time I burned up was because the killer took me for a sap. Who the hell did he think I was, a cheap uptown punk who carried a rod for effect? Did he think I was some goon with loose brains and stupid enough to take it lying down?
Then I got mad again because it was my friend that died. My friend, not somebody elses. A guy who was glad to see me even after five years. A guy who was on the same side with me and gave the best he could give to save some bastards neck so that bastard could kill him five years later.
The army was one thing I should have reminded Pat of. I should have prodded his memory with the fact that the army meant guns and no matter who you were an indoctrination course in most of the phases of handling lethal weapons hit you at one time or another. Maybe Chester Wheeler did try to shoot himself. More likely he tried to fire it at someone or someone fired it at him. One thing I knew damn well, Chet had known all about automatics and if he did figure to knock himself off he wasnt going to fire any test shot just to see if the gun worked.
I rolled into bed and yanked the covers up. Id sleep on it.
Chapter Three
I stood on the corner of Thirty-third Street and checked the address from Joes notes. The number I wanted was halfway down the block, an old place recently remodeled and refitted with all the trimmings a flashy clientele could expect. While I stared at the directory a covey of trim young things clutching hatboxes passed behind me to the elevator and I followed them in. They were models, but their minds werent on jobs. All they talked about was food. I didnt blame them a bit. In the downstairs department they were shipshape from plenty of walking, but upstairs it was hard to tell whether they were coming or going unless they were wearing falsies. They were pretty to look at, but I wouldnt give any of them bed room.
The elevator slid to a stop at the eighth floor and the dames got out. They walked down the corridor to a pair of full-length frosted plate-glass doors etched with ANTON LIPSEK AGENCY and pushed in. The last one saw me coming and held the door open for me.
It was a streamlined joint if ever there was one. The walls were a light pastel tint with a star-sprinkled ceiling of pale blue. Framed original photos of models in everything from nylon step-ins to low slung convertibles marched around the walls in a double column. Three doors marked PRIVATE branched off the anteroom, while a receptionist flanked by a host of busy stenos pounding typewriters guarded the entrance to the main office. I dumped my cigarette into an ash tray and grinned at the receptionist. Her voice had a forced politeness but her eyes were snooty. Yes?
The Calway Merchandising Company had a dinner meeting th
e other night. Several models from this agency were present for the fashion show that came later. Im interested in seeing them . . . one of them, at least. How can I go about it?
She tapped her pencil on the desk. Three irritable little taps. Evidently this was an old story to her. Is this a business or . . . personal inquiry, sir?
I leaned on the edge of the desk and gave her my real nasty smile. It could be both, kid, but one thing its not and thats your business.
Oh . . . oh, she said. Anton--Mr. Lipsek, I mean--he handles the assignments. Ill . . . call him.
Her hands flew over the intercom box, fumbling with the keys. Maybe she thought Id bite, because she wouldnt take her eyes off my face. When the box rattled at her she shut it off and said I could go right in. This time I gave her my nice smile, the one without the teeth. I was only kidding, sugar.
She said Oh again and didnt believe me.
Anton Lipsek had his name on the door in gold letters and under it the word MANAGER. Evidently he took his position seriously. His desk was a roll-top affair shoved in a corner, bulging with discarded photographs and sketches. The rest of the room was given over to easels, display mounts and half-finished sketches. He was very busy managing, too.
He was managing to get a whole lot of woman dressed in very little nothing in place amid a bunch of props so the camera would pick up most of the nothing she was wearing and none of the most she was showing. At least thats what it looked like to me.
I whistled softly. Ve-ry nice.
Too much skin, he said. He didnt even turn around.
The model tried to peer past the glare of the lamps he had trained on her. Whos that?
Anton shushed her, his hands on her nice bare flesh giving a cold professional twist to her torso. When she was set just right he stepped back behind the camera, muttered a cue and the girl threw her bosoms toward the lens and let a ghost of a smile play with her mouth. There was a barely audible click and the model turned human again, stretching her arms so far over her head that her bra filled up and began overflowing.
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