“I thought maybe you’d like some fro-yo.”
“I like ice cream.”
“But you haven’t tried mine yet, have you?” His eyes met hers, warm and friendly. “I definitely would’ve remembered you coming into the shop.”
She slipped into flirty mode easily. “Oh, really? Why is that?”
“Because you’re so…I mean—” He gestured to her hair. “Who could miss those pink streaks?”
She tossed her hair over her shoulder, enjoying messing with him. He was flustered and becoming an interesting shade of pink himself. “What do you think of a girl with pink streaks?”
He straightened. “Oh, well…I think she’s either an artist or…mutter, mutter, mutter.”
“Didn’t catch the end of that sentence.”
“Er, into some pretty funky stuff.”
She jutted out a hip. “Funky as in…”
He stared at her hip, then his gaze traveled to the floor. “Er…”
She was suddenly annoyed. “What?”
“I’d rather not say.” He shook his head. “I was wrong. Very wrong.”
“What? Prostitute? Druggie?”
He waved his hand. “No, no. Nothing like that.” His eyes told a different story.
She lifted her chin. “I’m a watercolor artist.”
He nodded. “Yes, I would’ve guessed that right away about you. Artist. For sure.”
She took a step back. “Well, nice to meet you, Barry.”
“Wait! Can I see your art?”
She narrowed her eyes. “Is that some kind of pickup line?”
“No, I’m actually very interested. I have a lot of respect for artists.”
She stared him down.
He cleared his throat. “Besides, I know you’re with Tattoo Guy.”
“Rick. His name is Rick.”
He nodded gamely.
And because it was very rare for anyone to ever ask about her art, she found herself agreeing.
“Wait here,” she said.
She headed back to her place and brought back her favorite canvas, the one that had been on eArt for a year now for the bargain price of a hundred fifty bucks and still hadn’t sold. It was a dragon, serpentine and breathing flames, on a hazy lavender background. When she opened her door, he was standing in the hallway waiting.
“Oh, just come in,” she said, waving him in. “You’re not a serial killer, right?”
“My mother raised me not to be a serial killer, I swear. Right after eat your veggies, it was”—he raised his voice to a falsetto—“don’t be a serial killer, Barry.” He stepped inside. “I can give you her number if you don’t believe me.”
She laughed. “We’ll skip the parental conversation. Here it is.”
She held her breath. It was so hard to share her work. Rick thought it was a cute little hobby. But to her, it was much more important than that. It was her soul—that inner spark needing to express itself on canvas.
He didn’t say anything at first, merely held the piece up and peered at it closely. Then he held it at arm’s length and stared at it some more. She wanted to snatch it back and tell him to forget it, but then his kind, brown eyes met hers. “It’s stunning. Amber, you are so talented. Wow. What else have you got?”
“You want to see more?”
“Yeah, if you’ve got it.”
“Of course. I keep the finished canvases in my bedroom. Oh, just come with me. You look harmless.”
“Famous last words.” He wiggled his fingers. “Look out, I might mess up the covers.”
She snorted. “Like I make my bed.”
“I didn’t suppose someone with pink hair would.”
She laughed as she led him to her bedroom. Her paintings were stacked three deep along one wall. He took his time, stopping in front of each one, studying it from different angles, murmuring responses that she soaked in like a desert parched for one drop of encouragement.
“Nicely done,” he murmured. “Angsty,” came another response, and he was right. She’d painted it after she broke up with Steve, a six-month relationship that ended when she’d found him in bed, her bed, with another woman. “Gorgeous,” he said about an abstract that an ex had described as a spiral made on a kids’ toy, but was one of her favorite pieces. She felt like hugging this guy.
He went through the rest of them, murmuring soft praise under his breath, and finally turned to her. “Why are you hiding all these? They should be in a gallery in SoHo.”
A rare, beaming smile crossed her face, so big it made her cheeks hurt. “Thank you,” she said. “I’m not exactly hiding them. They’re all for sale on eArt. It’s just that no one has bought them.”
He raised a brow. “How much?”
“All different prices,” she said. “All very reasonable for original art. Nothing above two hundred dollars.”
“Why not try a gallery?”
“I sent my portfolio to a few, but no takers.”
He nodded. “Well, I’m sure you’ve heard this ad infinitum, but your work is incredible. You should be very proud.”
She blinked back tears. “I am.” She resisted hugging him. Barely. “Would you like to stay for some coffee?”
His eyes lit up. “I’d love to.”
~ ~ ~
Barry knew he’d be up for hours with a cup of coffee, but no way was he turning down this golden opportunity to sit in Pink Hair, er, Amber’s apartment and get to know her. Her place was a mirror image of his place, but much cozier. The walls were painted with golden swirls that reminded him of an Italian restaurant, Tuscany style, he thought it was called. The living room was spare, just a purple sofa and coffee table on one side, the other side had an easel with canvases and art supplies nearby. A TV sat in the corner.
He followed her to the kitchen, trying very hard to push his fantasy of a naked Amber lounging among the floral pillows in her queen-size canopy bed out of his head. She’d look so hot there with the floral comforter and the white gauzy canopy framing her in all of her pink glory. He got hard and quickly sat at the round kitchen table with a mosaic top he was sure she’d created herself. He watched her prepare the coffee and racked his brain for conversation that didn’t involve asking why she was with a two-timing lunkhead like Rick.
“So who do you know in Clover Park?” Amber asked. “We’re all connected by six degrees of separation.”
He grinned. “Like Kevin Bacon. I’m not all that well connected. I just moved here a year ago from California.”
“What made you move here?”
“My dad died.” His throat went tight. “I came home to Eastman for the funeral and stayed for my mom.”
He still missed his dad. He was a good man, a hell of a mechanical engineer too. His parents had been close, and his dad’s death from a heart attack at seventy had been a shock to them all. His two younger brothers stopped home briefly, but they couldn’t stay long. Daniel was in military intelligence, and Ian was a grad student in computer science at M.I.T. He knew some people thought it strange for him to move home at thirty, but for him it was no big deal. He’d been in between gigs since he’d sold his app, and his mom had been in bad shape. It was a hard year of mourning for her, and he’d done what he could to make it better. He knew she was doing okay when she told him to go ahead and find his own place.
Amber cocked her head. “I’m sorry.”
He put up a hand. “It’s okay. How about you? Who do you know?”
She plopped into the seat next to him. She had blue eyes the color of the sea. “I teach art at Clover Park Elementary, so I know all the teachers, all the kids, K through five, and all the parents. I’m close with Daisy O’Hare. You know her? Her sister, Liz, works with me, but Daisy and I really hit it off.”
He brightened. “Sure I know her. I spend a good amount of time at her parents’ restaurant.”
“Yeah, everyone knows Garner’s. So how’d you get into the fro-yo business?”
He shook his head. “Thought it’d be fun. It is.
Fro-yo bars were really big in California. I just saw an opportunity here and ran with it. It’s definitely more fun than what I used to do—software engineering.”
“That does sound more fun.”
“I develop apps on the side.” He shrugged. “Just a hobby.”
“Yeah? Anything I might know?”
“Have you heard of Giggle Snap?”
“I love Giggle Snap! So fun! That was you?”
He beamed. “Yeah, that was me.”
“Awesome! What other apps have you made?”
“That was the first. I’ve been noodling around with another one for bird watchers.” He waved that away. “I won’t bore you with all the gory details.”
“I love gory details.”
He raised a brow. “Yeah?”
She nodded encouragingly.
“Well…” He checked in with her again, and she smiled. She was so pretty. “It’s basically a database with information for a bird, like its relative size, color of plumage, shape of bill. It helps you figure out what bird species it could be from a narrowed-down selection. You know, since so many birds match similar descriptions.”
“Sort of like a field guide.”
“Yes!” He pointed at her. “Smart lady.”
She grinned.
“But then I take it a step further. You can take a picture of the bird with your phone and match it that way, or if it’s not in the guide, add it as an alternate match. It would help with conservation efforts to have that kind of shared information at our fingertips. Oh, and you can also tap on a bird picture and hear the bird’s song. That, of course, is going to take a while to program. A lot of data points, plus accounting for new data being fed in by end users, but I thought it worthwhile.”
“Barry, that is so cool. Is that why you asked me if I liked birds before?”
He nodded, relieved to have his dorkiness for blurting out that bird thing earlier explained. He should stop talking about birds, though. He could go on all night, and he really wanted to get to know more about her.
She stood and poured them both a cup of coffee. “So what do you call your app?”
He shook his head. “It’s silly. Just a name I call it. I don’t know if I’ll keep it.”
She set a mug down in front of him. He grinned. It was Cookie Monster with a space on the bottom for cookies. “Nice.”
“One of my students gave it to me.” She took her seat, with a mug that read Absurd.
He pointed at her mug. “I like that one too.”
She flashed a smile, and he fell a little further in lust with her. “I designed this one. So, what’s your app called?”
“Bird Bonanza.”
“Ha!”
He waved his hand with a grin. “I told you. It’s a placeholder.”
“I like it.”
He smiled and took a sip of his coffee. Her cell vibrated on the counter. She jumped up to check it.
She frowned and returned to her seat.
“Bad news?” he asked.
“Rick cancelled on me. He’s already tired from work and just wants to head home after. He’s a bouncer at a bar in Norhaven.”
Bouncer, that he could believe. And also a big liar. He’d just seen him sucking face with another woman at Garner’s, which wasn’t work or in Norhaven. Jerk.
“You and Rick been going out a while?” he asked casually.
“Four months.” She drank her coffee, still looking upset.
“He cancel on you a lot?”
“I understand. It would’ve been late by the time he got here. It’s fine.”
He should let it drop. He really didn’t want to hear more about Rick, and he didn’t want to let slip what he knew, but he couldn’t seem to help himself.
“You and Rick exclusive?” he asked. “Pretty serious?”
She narrowed her eyes. “Are you hitting on me?”
“No, no, no.” He shook his head to emphasize it. “Absolutely not. My curiosity got the better of me. Forget I said anything.” He took a sip of coffee. “This is good.”
She stood abruptly. Damn. He’d overstepped.
“I didn’t mean anything by it,” he said.
She got out two shot glasses. “You want a drink, Barry? Cuz I could sure use one.”
“Uh, sure.”
He watched as she slammed around in the cabinets, emerging with a cocktail shaker, a couple of liqueurs, and vodka. Now this was getting interesting. She expertly mixed the drink like one who had a lot of practice.
“Did you used to be a bartender?” he asked, impressed with her quick movements.
She shook it all up. “Smart guy. Yeah, I bartended in college once I was legal.” She lined up two shot glasses and poured. It smelled a little like coffee. He checked the labels. Amaretto and coffee liqueur. Sounded tasty.
She handed him a glass and held hers up. He clinked it against hers. She downed the shot, and he quickly followed suit. Yum. He shook his head. Bit of a kick there at the end.
“What was that?” he asked.
“Screaming orgasm.”
He sputtered. “Been a while since I had one of those.”
She winked. “Been a while since I had the drink kind.”
An image flashed through his brain of Amber in full ecstasy, screaming as she came. Sweat broke out on his forehead. He discreetly adjusted himself under the table. She poured them another shot, and they clinked glasses again.
“Down the hatch,” he said. They drank at the same time. Warmth spread through him. He rolled his neck, feeling looser already.
She slammed her glass down. “Why do men suck? Just be honest with me.”
He was used to women sounding off to him, the nonthreatening friendly guy, so he put it out there, the cold, hard truth. “Because they don’t appreciate what a wonderful woman you are.”
She blushed. “Stop. You hardly know me.” She traced the table with a fingertip. “How am I wonderful?” she asked softly.
“Well, just look around. This place is warm and full of vibrant colors.” Like you. “That tells me you’re a passionate woman who loves life.”
He worried for a moment that he shouldn’t have said “passionate” even though he knew instinctively she was exactly that, but then she met his eyes and grinned. “I like you.”
“Thank you, I like you too.” He smiled goofily, a little buzzed. “Plus you’re an artist. A very talented one at that. Not many people can do what you do. If I tried to do what you do, it would look like a chimpanzee got into the paints.”
She smiled.
He lifted a finger. “And you’re smart. You caught on right away to the brilliance of my birding app.”
She laughed, and he grinned.
“You’re kind,” he said, serious now. “Look how you welcomed in your new neighbor. Like you knew I needed a friend.”
He really did. It wasn’t easy to move into a tight-knit small town, the outsider. Sure, people were friendly, but he didn’t hang out with anyone on a regular basis. And it had been fifteen months, three weeks, and one day since he’d had a girlfriend. He really had to stop counting. The numbers racking up were doing a number on his ego.
She took his hand and stared into his eyes. He felt like they were connecting on a deep, deep level. It felt so good to hold hands. He could do this all night.
“You are my friend, Barry…” She paused. “What’s your last name?”
“Furnukle.”
She wrinkled her cute little button nose. “Really?”
“Why would I make that up?” One side of his mouth quirked up. “My real first name is Barrett, if you like that better.”
“Barrett,” she repeated. “Barrett Furnukle.” She made a face. “Okay if I call you Bare?”
He flexed his fingers like claws and growled. “Like bear?”
“Sure, okay. Bare, you are my friend. From this day forward”—she lifted her shot glass dramatically—“oh. It’s empty.” She poured them both another shot. “Raise your
glass, Bare.” She waited until he did. Then she touched her glass to his. “From this day forward, you are my friend. Deal?”
He smiled, a smile that didn’t feel altogether genuine because he already knew he wanted her as much more than a friend. Yes, she was way out of his league, but he had needs, dammit.
“Deal,” he said.
They drank on it. She smiled brilliantly. “I am toast. Come watch TV with me.”
He stood, a little wobbly. Three shots was a lot for him. He usually only had a couple of beers once a week. And he’d had a beer earlier.
She waved her hand and veered unsteadily to the side. “Ooh, wait. Let me get some cheese. I love cheese.” She grabbed a bowl of cheddar cheese cubes from the fridge and headed for the sofa. He followed.
“You like zombies?” she asked.
He didn’t. He liked sci-fi movies, especially old movies with laughable special effects. Zombies gave him nightmares. What was so appealing about dead people walking around with various body parts rotting off them?
“I love zombies,” he said.
“Great! I’ve got seasons one through three of Zombie Bonanza on DVD.” She hit play on the DVD remote. “Hey, that’s like Bird Bonanza.” She tapped her head. “Great minds, Bare.”
They ate cheese cubes and watched zombies while Barry contemplated doing one of those casual stretch-an-arm-around-her-shoulders moves. An hour later, Barry still hadn’t made a move and had more grotesque zombie images burned into his brain than he knew what to do with. Still he wasn’t complaining because, without any prompting from him, Amber had just curled up against his side, which allowed him to easily and quite naturally slip an arm around her shoulders.
She smiled up at him, her eyes soft. “You’re like a best girl friend,” she mumbled before conking out.
Best girl friend? She must still be tipsy. He certainly hoped so. He was a red-blooded man with a lot to offer. Sure, he didn’t have Tattoo Guy’s machismo, but he had smarts, he had money, he had…a raging hard-on. He had needs, dammit.
He also had moves from his mother’s romance novels he was dying to try out.
That’s right. In his boredom kicking around her house this past year, he’d picked up a few books his mom had left lying around. No shame in that. Carnal Werewolf had been especially interesting.
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