The Second Cat Megapack: Frisky Feline Tales, Old and New

by Pamela Sargent

  “Well, I can’t say, you know,” said Uncle Ben. “There is my cockatoo here.”

  “Oh, pardon me for interrupting you, my sailor friend, but a cockatoo hasn’t half the sense and sagacity a cat has.”

  “Poor Cockie wants to go to bed!”—This from the bird on Ben’s shoulder.

  “Hear that?” cried Ben laughing. “When you can make your cat give utterances to such a sensible remark as that, I’ll—but, my dear soldier, it is eleven o’clock, and Tom and Lizzie, poor little dears, have both dropped off to sleep. Good night!”

  “Good-night! Good-night!” shrieked the cockatoo in a voice that waked the children at once. “Good-night. Cockie’s off. Cockie’s off.”

  And away went the sailor.

  But next morning Shireen had an adventure that very nearly put a stop to her story-telling forever.

  She had gone off after breakfast for a ramble in the green fields and through the village. It happened to be Saturday, so there was no school today, and just as she was coming out of the cottage where the sick child was, and promising herself a nap in Uncle Ben’s hammock, who should she see coming up the street with her little brother in a tall perambulator, but her favorite schoolgirl, Emily Stoddart.

  Up marched Shireen with her tail in the air.

  “Oh, you dear lovely pussy!” cried Emily, lifting her up and placing her in the perambulator, where she at once commenced to sing, greatly to the delight of the child.

  And away went Emily wheeling them both.

  “Oh, dear, what shall we do, Shireen?” cried Emily next moment, trying to hide pussy with a shawl. “Here comes the butcher’s awful dog.”

  The bull-terrier made straight for the perambulator.

  “Come down out o’ there at once,” he seemed to cry. “I’ve got you now. You’ll be a dead ’un in a half-a-minute more. You won’t? Then here goes.”

  The bull-terrier—and he was no small weight either—made a spring for the perambulator. Emily made a spring to save the child. Danger had no intention, however, of harming a hair in that child’s head. It was the cat Shireen he was after; the cat, the cat, and no one else.

  The child swayed to one side to save himself, and next moment down went his carriage. Down went cat and carriage, the child and Emily, and the bull-terrier, all mixed up in one confused heap.

  Shireen was the first to extricate herself and to bolt for her life, but Danger was the next, and it did not seem that poor pussy’s span of existence was at that moment worth an hour’s purchase.

  For a cat to permit herself to be caught by a dog while running away is the worst possible policy for the cat, because the pursuer gets her by the neck and the spine is broken. Shireen knew this, and she also knew there was no way of escape handy, no railing to run through, no doorway to enter, no tree to climb, so she determined to sell her life dearly.

  Round she turned, and the blow she caught that dog staggered him for a little, and the blood ran over his face.

  All in vain though. He came on now with redoubled ferocity, and down went poor Shireen.

  Emily screamed and flew to her assistance.

  But in two seconds more a true hero came to the rescue. This was none other save Cracker himself, the large Airedale terrier.

  “Here, lad!” cried Cracker, or seemed to cry in good broad honest Yorkshire English. “What’s tha’ doin’ wi’ t’ould cat?”

  He did not give the butcher’s dog time to reply, but, seizing him by the back of the neck, shook him as if he had been a rat.

  Never in his life before had Danger received so severe a chastisement. In three minutes’ time he was running down the street on three legs, and all covered with blood and dust.

  Shireen quietly reseated herself in the baby’s carriage, and Emily didn’t know what to do with perfect joy. She got Cracker round the neck and positively hugged him.

  “Oh, you dear good noble dog,” she cried. “Here, you must have a drop of milk.”

  She took the child’s bottle, poured a little into her hand, and held it out to Cracker.

  But Cracker only shook his head.

  “Na, lass, na,” he said. “I’ll come and see thee now and then, but—I’ll no drink the little ’un’s milk.”

  A rougher-looking and more unkempt tyke than Cracker you might have wandered a long way without meeting. Yet he hid under that towsy exterior of his a kind and generous heart. And from that day Emily, he, and Shireen were the best of friends.

  Cracker would meet the girl in the street and walk up, laughing all over apparently, and shaking his thick stub of a docked tail till it seemed to retaliate and shake the dog.

  “How’s things this mornin’, Emily?” he seemed to say. “And how’s the little ’un? You haven’t got t’ould cat today then. Well, good-bye. I’m just off.”

  And away he would trot.

  CHAPTER SEVEN: Beebee’s Fate Is Sealed

  It was a day or two after, that Shireen once more met her friends, but this time it was on the sunny lawn in front of Uncle Ben’s bungalow.

  They were all there except Chammy the chameleon. No one knew for the present where he was. He had eaten an extra supply of mealworms and flies the day before, and forthwith disappeared. In a fortnight’s time perhaps, he might be found in the fold of a curtain, or behind the ventilator in the Colonel’s study, or he might be brought up from the cellar in a scuttle of coals, or tumble out of a bag of flour when the cook went to make a dumpling, for no one could ever say for certain where Chammy might or might not be.

  But on this particular afternoon Colonel Clarkson and Uncle Ben were drinking iced sherbet, and smoking their pipes in peace at a little wicker table under the shadow of the great chestnut tree.

  Warlock and Tabby had just come back from a long ramble in the woods, and thrown themselves down beside Shireen and her foster son, Vee-Vee, the Pomeranian, Cockie, and Dick, the starling, were bandying words together on the gowany lawn. (The gowan is the mountain daisy.)

  It would have been very difficult indeed for a stranger to have told whether they were quarrelling or not.

  One thing is certain, they were each of them trotting out all the words in their somewhat limited vocabulary for the other’s benefit, no matter whether they were relevant or not.

  Dick was much more active than Cockie, and ran round and round him on the lawn, pausing occasionally to thrust his beak into the ground, and opening it out like a pair of compasses, peep into the hole to see if a worm were at home.

  I have said that Dick kept running round and round Cockie. He certainly described a circle about two yards from the cockatoo—he knew better than to come any nearer, for the big bird had a punishing beak—but seeing that Cockie in the center went wheeling about, and always faced Dick, it becomes a question whether Dick actually did go round him. What do you think?

  And all the while the two kept talking.

  Not that their conversation was very edifying. I shall give you a sample.

  Dick.—(After swallowing a worm six inches long.) “Tse, tse, tse, tse! Pretty Dick! Pr-r-r-etty Dick!”

  Cockie.—“Pretty Cockie!”

  Dick.—“Dick’s a darling starling, master’s pretty pet.”

  Cockie.—“Poo-oor Cockie!”

  Dick.—“Eh? Eh? What is it? What d’ye say? Tse, tse, tse! You rr-r-rascal!”

  Cockie.—“Cockie wants to go to bed!”

  Dick.—“You r-rascal! Sugar, snails, and sop! What is it, you r-rascal? Whew, whew, whew!” (whistling).

  Cockie (singing).—“Lal de lal, de dal, de dal.”

  Dick (talking very fast).—“Dick’s a darling! Dick’s a starling! Dick’s a master’s pretty pet, sugar, snails, and pretty sop; you r-r-rascal!”

  Dick now hauls out an extra-long worm. Cockie shrieks as if he had seen a snake. Dick, frightened out of his wits, lets go the worm, and flies off to perch on the tabby cat’s glossy back, and commences—a favorite trick of his—to go through the motions of having a bath.

/>   “Well, Mother Shireen,” says Warlock.

  “Well, children, so you’ve got back?”

  “Oh, Mother Shireen, what a day we’ve been having!” says Tabby.

  “Yes,” cries Warlock, “it’s been an out and outer.”

  “You haven’t been naughty, I hope?”

  “Oh, no, that is not particularly. But I chased Mother Maver’s old grey cat, though I didn’t mean to have done so; but what does she always want to spit at me for I want to know? And I jumped at Farmer Dobbs’ game cock, and nearly had him by the tail. Oh, didn’t he skraigh just! And didn’t the chickens fly! And then old Farmer Dobbs flew at me with the garden rake. But I don’t care, for his cock once struck me on the head with his foot and made a hole in it. Then Tab and I went to the woods. It is fine fun being in the woods. We found a wild bees’ hive. Honey is so nice, though Tab doesn’t care for it. But I soon had the combs out, and I’m afraid I killed all the bees. Twenty settled on my back, then I rolled over and over with my heels in the air, and that settled them. We went to the weasel’s nest, but the weasel must have seen us coming. Weasels are wily, you know. But Tab killed a wild pigeon, and I killed a mole. We tried to get a rabbit, but couldn’t. Then we spent a whole hour trying to catch a water rat, but they are wily like the weasels, and the door of their house is deep down under the water. Tab isn’t much good in the water, but you can’t beat her in a tree. Some day we are going to ask Cracker to come with us to the water-rat’s bank, and we’ll sink a mine, and then see if the rats can make fools of Tab and me. On our way back, we passed old Farmer Dobbs’ place again, and then we had it out.”

  “Had what out?” said Vee-Vee.

  “Why the game cock’s tail. He was in a field with his hens, and said something cheeky to us as we passed, and I went for him. He flew up into a tree, but Tab soon had him down out of that. Tab is simply a treat in a tree. Then I grabbed him by the tail, and, oh, didn’t the feathers fly just! You would have laughed. We left in rather a hurry, because old Farmer Dobbs went in to get his gun. We shan’t go Farmer Dobbs’ way again for a whole fortnight. But come, Shireen, tell us a little more of your story. You left yourself at Beebee’s beautiful palace in Persia.”

  Yes, said Shireen, and soon after that ruby had been placed in my tooth, an event occurred that altered the whole course of my life, and of poor Beebee’s too.

  I do not know how old Beebee was at this time, but I think she must have been about twelve, and she appeared to me to get more and more beautiful every day.

  Now, never during all my lifetime had I seen Beebee’s father, and I was now over six months old; but one day great preparations were being made at the palace, slaves and servants were running about everywhere, and the lovely saloons were decorated with flowers, and hung round with many colored lamps. I was not therefore surprised to be told by Beebee that her father was about to pay a visit to his home, previous to accompanying the Shah on a long journey to Europe, and over to England itself.

  “Oh, how much I should like to go,” she sighed, “and if I did, you too, my sweet Shireen, should accompany me.”

  Then one forenoon the father arrived in great state, with many camels and horses, and even accompanied by several elephants. With him came many other great men and dignitaries of the court, and they feasted for many days together. But all this time my poor little mistress was confined to her apartments.

  One day—this was his only visit—Beebee’s father came to see her.

  He was indeed a noble-looking man, and splendidly dressed in silken robes of many colors, and a cloak of camel’s hair, from under which peeped out a richly-jeweled sword-hilt. On his head was a gilded turban; on his feet were beautiful sandals.

  Beebee ran to meet him, and stood before him with downcast eyes. She was prepared to rush into his arms and be embraced, but he only smiled and coldly took her hand.

  Then he sank into an ottoman with graceful ease, whilst she remained standing by his side.

  “My daughter grows taller, and she grows beautiful. She has a happy future before her. I have come to say farewell for a time. I have a long journey, and many long voyages before me. Beebee will see me when I return.”

  Then she dropped on her knees before him, and clasping her hands as if in prayer, held them up towards him.

  “My father,” she began.

  He was frowning.

  “My father is the most noble and handsome man in all the world. His sword is the sharpest sword in Persia. The arm that wields it is the strongest in all the wide dominions of the mighty Shah. If my father had enemies they would flee before him. But this is impossible, for all who see my father love him, and the Shah himself delights to bask in the sunshine of his smile.”

  “My daughter speaks truly,” he said, relenting a little, “she speaks the white, pure truth; but what would she of me?”

  “Oh, my father, you have but one little daughter, and she wants to love you dearly. She would be more in your presence. Beebee wants to see the world. Take her with you to Europe, to England. She would fain see England. She—”

  “Bah!” he interrupted. “Who hath put such foolish notions in your head? Have you not an English teacher? She can tell you all you desire to know. My daughter knows not what she asks.”

  “Oh, my father!”

  “Silence, child! Silence! You are intended for the court of the Shah. The touch of unbelieving fingers, nay, even the glance of a foreigner’s eye would defile my daughter’s caste. No longer then would she be fit to stand before the king of kings, our great lord and master, the Shah.”

  “Father, father, I will not be bride to the Shah!”

  “What! This to me?”

  He sprang up as he spoke, and I trembled lest he should strike my little mistress to the earth. He towered above her, as the poplar tree towers above the linden.

  But he only strode to the arched and curtained doorway. He turned round as he went out, holding the drapery in his left hand.

  “Adieu!” he said. “Adieu! My daughter must obey me, or—”

  “Or what, father?”

  Once more her hands were extended pleadingly, prayerfully towards him.

  “She dies!”

  The drapery fell. Beebee’s father had gone, and she had thrown herself on the ottoman cushions to weep.

  I walked softly towards her, I sang to her; I licked her little white fingers. Then she ceased to weep.

  “Oh, Shireen! Shireen!” she cried, “this is a bitter, bitter day to me. And I wanted to love father so. I could love him so. I have no mother. I—”

  She threw herself down once more, and sobbed aloud.

  I felt that I could have suffered anything to comfort and solace my beautiful mistress.

  But what could I do?

  I was only a cat.

  Poor Beebee, she fell asleep there at last, and the red sunset clouds were in the sky before she awoke once more.

  CHAPTER EIGHT: Life in a Turret High—Strange Adventure in the Forest

  Beebee’s father was gone, and peace and quiet reigned once more in the palace. But the poor child fell ill. Now the house or palace where Beebee lived was a somewhat lonesome one, and many, many miles from the town, though not a great way from the village. It stood on elevated ground, surrounded by splendid gardens, in which grew the rarest of tropical fruits and flowers. Away behind it was the everlasting forest, and behind that the snow-capped mountains, raising their jagged summits into the blue ethereal sky.

  But from the turrets high, away to the west, glimpses of the sea could be had, and almost every evening Beebee and I went up to see the sunset. It was glorious, Beebee said, to look upon the ocean at any time, but to behold it lit up with the reflections of the gold and the crimson clouds, was like having a glimpse of Paradise.

  A physician was now sent for from the distant town, and his words to Beebee were words of wisdom.

  “It is not medicine I will give my fair young patient,” he said. “It is not medicine that
she needs. It is the soul that is sick, not the body. But if the body is strengthened the soul will become calm. My patient grieves for an absent father, perhaps.”

  Beebee sighed, and the tears stole into her eyes.

  “She must seek for surcease of sorrow every day in the forest,” continued the physician. “Let her go with armed attendants, for wild beasts are many, deep in the dark woodland recesses.”

  Then Beebee smiled through her tears.

  “In the turret high,” she said, “one can catch glimpses of the ever-changing sea.”

  “Yes, yes, my patient may go there often.”

  “I would sleep there.”

  “Good. My patient shall. So now adieu! I will come again.”

  “You are wise and good,” said Beebee innocently. “I shall pray for you.”

  “Ah! Then,” he replied, “all good fortune will attend me. If one so young and guileless prays for poor me, the gods will not forget me. Adieu!”

  “Adieu!”

  Miss Morgan entered softly when the physician went away. She was Beebee’s English teacher. Beebee flew to meet her, and told her all the doctor had said.

  “It is what he likewise told me,” said Miss Morgan, “and your studies are to be interrupted for a time. Your teacher of Sanskrit shall come no more for months. You will have a long holiday, and I am to read you books that will amuse instead of instructing you.”

  “And I am to have a chamber in the turret?”

  “Yes, dear, it is already being draped.”

  “Oh! now indeed I begin to feel well and happy.”

  And in the exuberance of her joy Beebee hung around Miss Morgan’s neck and danced up and down like a little child.

  It was very pleasant up there in that turret, high above the swaying trees.

  Although so high above everything the room was by no means a small one. Like those below, too, it was beautifully draped and tapestried, and the floor was of mosaics, crimson and blue and yellow, while the cushions that surrounded the walls were soft and delightful.