101 Nights of Great Sex

by Corn, Laura

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  NO. 32 INTO THE DARK

  INGREDIENTS

  1 small chair

  5 candles

  1 sheet of paper

  1 or 2 sweet treats (candy, fruit, chocolate)

  FREE BONUS! e-tease her at 101nights.com/IntoTheDark

  THERE’S A SECRET THAT ALL MAGICIANS KNOW. The human mind can be steered. With the lightest of touches, the smallest of hints and the subtlest shift in light, a good magician can direct your thoughts. They can enhance your senses, or block them; they can make you see and feel things that aren’t even there. They can spin a fantasy and make you live it.

  This week I challenge you to use a little trickery to help your lover hit new highs. All you need for this performance is a chair, five candles, and a sheet of paper. She’ll find the paper taped to the dashboard of her car, with this cryptic message: Bedroom, 7 pm. Wear only five articles of clothing.

  Already, she’s mystified, and that’s the first step in any magic trick. That night she’ll enter the room at seven to see all five candles burning, and the chair placed in the middle of the floor. Tell her to sit, eyes closed, facing away from the door. Now make her wait. Just for a minute or two. Let her sense of anticipation build. Then, as quietly as you can, sneak up behind her, bring your lips close to her ear, and in a whisper, tell her to remove one item of clothing.

  Here is where the magic begins. It’s not the stripping that gets to her. It’s the whisper. The heat of your breath, the tickle of sound, the surprise of your skin so close to hers. It will send a tingle down her spine. After she has pulled off the first bit of clothing, blow out one candle and leave the room. A minute later, sneak up again and seductively murmur the same order in her other ear. It doesn’t seem like much, does it? But with each step you’re heightening her senses, lifting her out of the realm of the ordinary. As before, blow out another candle, and disappear for a minute or two. Each time you approach her, make sure you stay behind her, so that your voice and position are always mysterious, unpredictable. Startle her with a sweet treat, a chocolate, perhaps, brushed against her lips. Let her take a lick. Then with another irresistible whisper, ask her to remove one more piece of clothing. When she’s done, blow out a third candle.

  Now begin to touch her, but only on her back and neck. Gentle strokes, soft kisses. You’re focusing attention away from the usual erogenous zones on the front of her body, and making every part of her yearn for a caress. Again, blow out a candle and disappear after she pulls off the next-to-last item. When you return, deliver another delicious taste to her mouth. Stay behind her, but let your hands explore more. Run your fingertips down her arms, then glide them back up to her shoulders. Slowly drop your hands down to her breasts. Drag your fingernails along the tops of her thighs. Kneel between her legs and give her one long, languorous kiss right on her lower lips. Her mind is hypnotized now by the slow rhythm of your comings and goings, the erotic touches, the darkening room. She has one last item to strip off, and you have one last candle to extinguish. One more minute to make her wait. She can hardly stand it anymore. Her nerves are buzzing, begging for more.

  When you come back this last time, whisper one last sexy order.

  I’m going to make love to you now. Get down on your hands and knees. That’s all she needs to hear. Your magic spell is complete. She has been bewitched out of her regular life and taken to a place of enchantment; a world where she is ready for anything, ready to forget any insecurities and inhibitions, ready to take whatever you can give her, there on her knees in the dark.

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  NO. 33 POPPING HER CLUTCH

  INGREDIENTS

  1 remote-control vibrator with multiple speeds (found in all adult boutiques or online at www.goodvibes.com)

  batteries

  HEADS UP!

  The remote control vibrator purchased for this seduction can also be used for She’s Out of Control, Position of Submission, Morning Muffin, and Light Me Up, Baby.

  BELIEVE IT OR NOT, there are still a few men out there who aren’t yet comfortable with the idea of vibrators (we’re not talking about you, of course). The fear being, I guess, that no human can compete with something that never gets tired and delivers the perfect orgasm every time. What I tell these guys is this:

  You are completely insane.

  No, I don’t really say that out loud. What I do say is that you don’t know what you’re missing. And you really, really, really should find out. Tonight, if possible. For God’s sake, man, your woman is being deprived!

  The thing is—as you know, right?—there is no competition. Hey, don’t fight the vibrator. Take over the vibrator.

  The trick to this week’s encounter is the amazing remote-control vibe. There are lots of different models out there, thanks to the ingenuity of brilliant-but-horny engineers around the world. My personal favorite consists of a tiny buzzing silver egg attached by a wire to a small controller. Bring it out in the middle of making love and hand her the egg part... but you keep hold of the controls. Turn it on slowly to let her get a taste of it. Then turn it off. Uh-huh, that’s right. You’re running the show, and she’s gonna know it right away.

  Here’s a great way to start. It’s what sex manuals refer to as the Modified Scissor, and what my friend calls the IncrediblyLazy F**k. It makes kind of an X shape on the bed: You’re on your side, and she’s on her back at a ninety-degree angle to you, with her legs up and over your hip. It really is lazy; you can rock in and out of her forever in this position. But what makes it great for using the vibe is that her expression and body language are clearly visible, so you know when to drive the controller up—zoom!—and when to back off—gasp!—always keeping her guessing and just inches away from orgasm. Fast, slow, on, off, plus that steady thrust from your rock-hard erection... eee-YOW, that makes for hot sex. Way hotter than the vibe alone. See? No competition at all.

  For that final drive home, there’s nothing more powerful than a trick I call “Popping Her Clutch.” To make it work, she has to agree to tell you exactly when she feels her orgasm starting. (Needless to say, the time to discuss this rule is before the vibrator goes on.) Right after “Oh! I’m coming!”—right at the moment of that first contraction—turn off the vibe. Wait one second, then turn it back on. Repeat. Zap zap zap. Do it right and you will extend her climax far longer than she ever thought possible. Some women report two-minute orgasms with this technique.

  And all men report a new-found respect for the coolest power tool they’ve ever had in their toolbox.

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  NO. 36 BOW TIE & CUFF LINKS

  INGREDIENTS

  1 bow tie

  1 pair of cuff links

  1 or more hot songs (check out the soundtrack for Magic Mike, the movie)

  1 dancing prop—broom, ladder, trash bag, whatever you have around the house

  multiple layers of clothes

  YOU’RE GOING TO NEED SOME MUSIC.

  Anything with a solid beat will do. And it should be some type of music your sweetie likes. Just so long as it’s not Celine Dion. Because the fact is, you simply can’t do a striptease to Celine. Don’t even try.

  But you sure can put on a hot show when Big & Rich start singing “Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy.” Woo-hoo! Girls go wild in Las Vegas when that song starts blasting and the Thunder From Down Under men hit the stage. Or the song that makes every woman swoon from the movie Magic Mike: “It’s Raining Men” by Countre Black.

  This song might be just the inspiration you need to put on a rump-shaking, pec-pumping, peter-swinging dance for the woman you love.

  The best male party stripteases start out kind of, well, normal. The cop writing a ticket—the fireman checking the smoke alarms—then the music comes on, props come out, and bachelorette
s start going wild. What’s normal around your house? Feel free to improvise, but here’s a suggestion:

  You’re both in front of the TV, finishing a bottle of wine. Show ends, TV goes off, you volunteer for cleanup duty. Sneak off to the bedroom and put on your bow tie and cuff links. Next, go to the kitchen and get a big trash bag. On the way back, take a detour to the stereo and put on your special hot song, and then—ba-da-BING! Boogie to the beat while you toss napkins into the bag. Give her a stack of one dollar bills. Swing the bag like a stripper’s feather boa. Twirl it over your head. Sure, your sweetie will be laughing, but she’ll also be digging every second of your dance. Hey, it’s perfect: you’re showing off your sense of humor, you’re demonstrating a commitment to entertaining her, you are clearly trying to earn her sexual favors. And you’re cleaning the house, for crying out loud! How could she not completely love your performance?

  Now get serious about the stripping. Time to work for your tips! On your back, legs in the air, kick off your shoes. Stand up to wriggle out of your jeans. Jump up on the sofa and lean over her while you bare your chest. Have you ever heard of a thing called a lap dance? No? You liar. You know exactly how a lap dance works, and you’re going to deliver a full-out sexy grinding tease of a dance right now.

  And then take her back to the V.I.P. room. Just because you’re naked doesn’t mean the stripping has to stop.

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  NO. 40 TAKE THE DARE

  INGREDIENTS

  2 envelopes

  2 pieces of paper (optional: cut this page and put the pieces in the envelopes)

  1 pen or marker

  tape

  DID YOU EVER PLAY TRUTH OR DARE?

  That ancient party game has generated a terrifying thrill for generations of kids. “Holy cow, what if I have to kiss her?” What if they can tell I really like her? What if—horror of horrors—they can see I’ve got a boner?!

  This is a version of Truth Or Dare that is definitely not for adolescents. And it’s not just for silly fun, either. The game you’re going to play with your sweetheart this weekend has two purposes. First, sex. Well, duh.

  Second, the Truth questions are designed to foster the kind of intimacy that is so important to a woman. And in the end, that’s the most critical skill you should take away from this book. If you can learn how to get her thinking about sex—and why she should have it with you, right now—then you’ll have a lifetime of happiness ahead of you. It’s the old “teach a man to fish” story... but with orgasms.

  Early in the evening, right after supper, hand her two envelopes, one marked TRUTH and the other labeled DARE. Both also have the words Do Not Open on them. Don’t answer her questions about them, except to say that you have plans for them later, and she should leave them alone.

  “Leave them alone?” Those words are like catnip. She’ll think about those envelopes all evening. She’ll stare at them as she brushes her teeth. They’ll make her a little crazy as she removes her makeup. Truth... or dare. How intriguing. How exciting!

  Finally, when you’re ready to climb in bed, tell her to bring the envelopes to you. Then explain the rules of the game. Six times, you are going to ask her to choose Truth or Dare. As soon as you read the one she picked, she has to respond. If she chooses Truth and then decides she doesn’t want to answer, she has to do the Dare, and vice versa. Both the Truths and the Dares escalate as you go down the list. The Truths become more intimate, and the Dares grow more explicit. By the end of this game you will have great sex and I mean GREAT SEX. Ready? Begin:

  Truth:

  What makes you laugh about having sex?

  What did we used to do sexually that you miss?

  What sexual activity do you love the most? Why?

  What’s your favorite sex position? Why?

  What do you think is the sexiest part of my body? Why?

  What’s your biggest sex fantasy?

  Dare:

  Kiss me like it’s our very first time.

  Keep your eyes closed and touch my body like you’ve never touched it before.

  Try to give me a hickey.

  Make your nipples hard and show me your breasts.

  Show me the part of your body that you think is the sexiest. Touch it in a way that you like to be touched.

  Act out your biggest sex fantasy with me right now.

  By the way, she is allowed only two passes. That means she has to answer at least four Truth questions, or perform four Dares. She will confess her sex secrets and fantasies—or act them out.

  Either way, you both win.

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  NO. 41 THE KITTY TRIANGLE

  INGREDIENTS

  sticky notes

  your girl

  patience and dedication

  EASTERN PHILOSOPHY AND RELIGIONS HAVE a following here in the West, but their growth has been hampered by the fact that they can be hard to explain. Tantra, for example, has a history that goes back more than 4,000 years, and these days it’s splintered into lots of different styles and interpretations. But I think a whole lot more Americans would dive into Tantra if they understood this one core principle:

  The girl’s gotta come!

  Okay, I might be oversimplifying. But Tantric sex is almost the opposite of religions that say sex is not for pleasure. Done right (with techniques that can make it last for hours) Tantric sex is considered a doorway to the divine. Think of that the next time you get down on your knees.

  This week you’re going to crank up your mate’s sexual energy with a recipe that is part Tantra and part Kama Sutra, with a dash of reflexology and a light, sweet coating of Corn. Sex is always more fun when you give your mate some time to think about it in advance, so tease her early in the week with a handful of yellow sticky notes. Put one on her steering wheel, and one on her bathroom mirror. Put one on the fridge, and one on her purse. Everywhere she goes this week, she should find cute little Post-It Notes that have one of the following things on them:

  Three triangles, like this:

  And the words “Bedroom. Saturday. 7pm. Love you!”

  A triangle? Yes, that’s right. A triangle adds to the anticipation, because she’ll be wondering all week long about your upcoming surprise. And a triangle is at the heart of your new erotic play. Three triangles, actually, which form a diagram of the most sensitive parts of her body, like a map of her erogenous zones. A map you get to follow Saturday night.

  Tantric sex isn’t slow so much as it is long, to give you both time to enjoy each delicious step on the path to orgasm.

  The first triangle for you to focus on is the one formed by her mouth and her nipples.

  Less enlightened men than you might just twirl her nipples like radio dials while tongue-wrestling her tonsils, but with your raised Tantric consciousness, you know how to tease her with gentle kisses and soft caresses. You know how to play with her breasts before they are bare, and how to undress them as if they were a gift from the goddess Shakti herself. Take your time. Visit each tip of the triangle with your lips and fingertips, slowly getting more aggressive as you feel her body warm beneath you.

  The next triangle is formed by her clitoris and her feet.

  Ahh, the feet—so sadly neglected by most men, and so in need of loving attention. Rub them. Press your thumbs into her soles and massage her tension away. Squeeze her ankles and the muscles in her calves. Focus on her toes, tugging and rolling and stretching each one. A footrub is an awesome experience, and here’s why: those long nerves take a little detour on their way to the brain, passing right through the neighborhood of the clitoris. And when those foot nerves start singing their happy song, well, the clit hears them, and just can’t help but join right in.

  And it’s time for you to join the fun.

  The last triangle is the one that connects the other two, the Love Triangle, from breasts to vag
ina, from nips to lips, and you get to visit all the angles over and over, turning up the heat every time you complete another circuit.

  By now, you’ve put the better part of an hour into playing with your mate. And she’s felt your love and attention, literally from head to toe. True Tantricas would try to stay right there for the rest of the night, balanced on that incredible buzz right before climax. But that’s a lesson for another day. Right now, it’s your job to bring her over the top, focusing all your attention on her clit, spinning slow circles around it with your tongue, warming it with your breath, trapping it with your lips. Go faster. Get stronger. Pin her to the bed; let her feel your Shiva strength while you pour your energy into her pleasure. Bring her to ecstasy and, like the young Tantra students of four thousand years ago, get ready to drink the nectar of your goddess.

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  NO. 42 MAKEUP SEX

  INGREDIENTS

  1 soft makeup brush (clean with soap and water before AND after)

  1 small bowl or cup

  massage oil, or sexual lubricant like Astroglide

  THOSE HOME-REMODELING TV SHOWS ARE amazing, aren’t they? There’s something really impressive about watching a professional craftsman who always has exactly the right tool for every job, no matter how obscure or expensive.

  But real guys know the ugly truth. Most of the time, you just gotta make do with what you have. Can’t find your screwdriver? There’s a butter knife in the kitchen drawer. No rubber gasket handy? Well, chewing gum should hold for a while. Real guys know that half the world is held together with nothing more than duct tape and Elmer’s Glue.