by Jessie Evans
A Summerville Short Story
(Always a Bridesmaid #4)
By Jessie Evans
A bad case of the love bug...
John O'Grady has been making a reputation for himself as a player since returning to Summerville. The former geek turned sexy tattoo artist has been loving the single life, bringing home a new girl every weekend. That is, until he meets Kitty, and catches a bad case of the love bug. Too bad Kitty seems to be immune to his infamous charm...
Kitty Nance is convinced she's cursed. It's been over a year since she's made it past date three with a guy, and she's begun to think she'll never meet Mr. Right Now, let alone Mr. Right. John O'Grady seems like a great guy, but she's not going to risk her heart until he's proved he's ready for more than a fling.
John agrees to three tests, and the couple set out on a day of adventure to see if they're mismatched or meant to be.
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Copyright© 2013 Jessie D. Evans
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Other Novels by Jessie Evans
Betting on You
Keeping You
Wild For You
Taking You
Dedicated to all the misfits.
Table of Contents
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter One
John collapsed into the overstuffed chair in his room with a tortured groan. Outside his bedroom door, his roommate was probably making out with his beautiful new girlfriend. Inside John’s room, there was only pain and woe.
Lots and lots of woe.
His body ached all over, his head felt like it was about to split in two, and his stomach snarled angrily beneath his ribs. He’d skipped his midnight bowl of cereal last night and his tummy wasn’t pleased. But he hadn’t felt like snacking when he got home from the bar. Being abandoned mid-date by the first girl in the past six months to make him break his “no more than two dates” rule had ruined his appetite. He didn’t know if he’d ever hunger for midnight Lucky Charms again.
He felt…diseased.
That was it, Kitty Nance was a disease, and he’d clearly contracted a bad case.
The best thing he could do for himself would be to settle in for a Home Movies cartoon marathon, eat popcorn until his stomach was full of buttery goodness, and let his mind soften until he forgot the infectious girl’s name.
Instead, he picked up his phone and texted Melody, Nick’s new girl and best friend to the traitorous Kitty:
Any word? Have you convinced her that I am awesome and deserve second chance/explanation/apology/reconciliatory stroking of my sweet, curly head?
After only a moment, Melody texted back:
Why are you texting me? Nick and I are in the living room.
John sighed as his thumbs jabbed: Am too overwrought for face-to-face contact. Any chance you and Nick would make me some popcorn and set it by my door?
Melody texted back a smiley face and— No way. You should get dressed and come get it yourself. Nick and I are headed for a walk before we go out to dinner. (Seriously. Get dressed. It’s three o’clock and you don’t want to come out here in your pajamas. You really, really don’t. I promise.)
John grunted then called out, “I will come out there in my pajamas if I want to, Melody. You’re not my mom!”
“Thank goodness,” Melody called back. “Now get dressed and make something of yourself, John. And eat some veggies with that popcorn. Popcorn for supper isn’t a healthy choice.”
“Yes, Mom!” John called out, the ghost of a smile stretching his face as he heard Nick and Melody laugh on the other side of the door.
But the smile faded quickly. By the time he heard the door to the apartment shut behind Nick and his lady, John was deep in the pit of woe once more.
He glanced down at his plaid pajama pants and bright yellow t-shirt that featured a clown puking a rainbow into a toilet, deciding it was the perfect outfit for his present state of mind. Maybe he would wear it tomorrow, too. Maybe he would wear it to work at the tattoo shop and start building his reputation as the local whack-job. Being a womanizer and bringing a new girl home every weekend wasn’t making him happy, so there was no harm in trying something new. And at least being the Summerville resident weirdo would be fun.
With a put upon sigh, John leveraged himself from his chair and shuffled toward the kitchen. This popcorn binge wasn’t going to happen by itself. It was time for him to put in the work.
The second he opened the door, he realized that ignoring Melody’s suggestion to get dressed had been a serious mistake. He also realized that Melody March was not the sweet, girl-next-door that she appeared to be. She was evil, and he intended to tell her so at the first opportunity…assuming he lived through this next encounter with her misery-plague-bearing best friend.
“Hi, John,” Kitty said, springing up from the couch, wiping her hands on her red and white polka dot dress.
He’d never seen Kitty in a dress—she was a jeans and t-shirt kind of girl, one of the many things he liked about her—and the sight threw him a little. The dress was old-fashioned looking, like something from World War II, and emphasized her tiny waist and perfectly rounded hips.
Her glossy brown hair was curled until it bounced around her shoulders, and she was wearing makeup for the first time in their acquaintance—heavy eyeliner and bright red lipstick that made it impossible to keep from staring at her mouth. Her lovely mouth with those lips that had kissed him until he had forgotten his own name around nine o’clock last night, only to leave the bar with a meathead in a Bronco’s football jersey fifteen minutes later.
“What are you doing here?” John asked, running a self-conscious hand through his wild hair. He hadn’t even bothered trying to tame his reddish-brown curls today, or shave the stubble covering most of his face.
“I came to apologize,” Kitty said, shifting from one foot to the other. She was wearing high-heels, too—another first.
Curiouser, and curiouser…
“Melody said you were upset about last night,” Kitty continued, a slight tremble in her voice. “I wanted you to know that I’m sorry for leaving with someone else.”
“Yeah, that was kind of rotten.” John frowned, but kept his voice light. “Why would you do something like that to a nice guy like me?”
Kitty shrugged and her hands flopped at her sides with an awkwardness John found strangely endearing. “It’s a long, stupid story, but basically I think I’m…cursed.”
John lifted an eyebrow. “Cursed?”
She bit her lip. “Yeah. I never make it past the third date with a man. Like, almost never.”
“That’s weird.” John shuffled into the kitchen, propping his hands on the back of one of the kitchen chairs, feeling less self-conscious with his pajama pants partially hidden from Kitty’s view. “So you have—what? Like a phobia of fourth dates, or somethi
ng?”
“I don’t,” Kitty said. “The guys I date do. They always end it after the third date. So this time I decided…”
“Ah, I see,” John said, as understanding dawned. “So this time you decided to be the breaker-upper.”
Kitty nodded, her shame clear on her face. “I’m sorry. It was a lousy thing to do to you, especially after we’d been having such a great time hanging out.”
“It was lousy,” John said. “But I can understand. Dating sucks.”
“It does suck,” she agreed. “But being lonely sucks more.”
John grunted and crossed his arms, thinking about what she’d said. He’d never considered himself a lonely guy—he had lots of friends, and whenever he wanted a female companion, he was sufficiently charming that he had no trouble securing one for the night—but now that he really considered the idea of loneliness…
Well, maybe he was lonely. Maybe what he’d assumed was “getting resettled in his hometown” blues was really a longing for a connection with someone special, someone who would be down with his John-ness in every way.
Maybe someone like Kitty…
He already knew they had lots in common—they shared a love of adult cartoons, micro-brews, old cars, and never ran out of things to talk about—and the attraction was definitely there. He’d never kissed a girl who brought out his aggressive, hungry side the way Kitty did. She kissed like she did everything else, with total confidence and an air of “if you don’t like how I roll, you can kiss my ass,” that John found incredibly appealing.
For the first time since he’d figured out the secret to bringing home a different girl every weekend, John felt like maybe he didn’t want to be that guy anymore.
“So…you want to start over?” he asked, wishing he had on real clothes and was looking less rolled-out-of-bed-ish, but figuring he should strike while the iron was hot and the girl feeling guilty. “I could get dressed and we could go grab dinner or something.”
Kitty shook her head. “No dinner. I have something better in mind.” She took a deep breath and let it out with an audibly nervous huff. “I’m going to give you a test.”
“A test,” John repeated, skeptically. “I hope there won’t be math involved. Nick does the books for our shop; I’m just in charge of looking cute and being artistic. Occasionally I also restock the fridge with half-and-half and soda.”
Kitty smiled. “No math. It’s more of a…compatibility test. For us.”
John pursed his lips and nodded. “Okay. Sounds cool. What do I have to do?”
“First, you have to let me look at your bedroom. Right now, without altering it from its present condition in any way.”
John blinked. “Are you sure about that?”
“Absolutely.”
John felt a pained expression tighten his face. “Can I at least shove the laundry piles under the bed? A man’s lair can be a scary place in its natural state.”
“I can handle it.” Kitty smirked as she walked past him, teetering a bit on her heels. Clearly, she didn’t wear this outfit very often.
John wondered what the special occasion was. No matter how much he wanted to believe he was the inspiration for her extra care getting dressed, John had a feeling there was another reason for the outfit.
But before he could ask—and hopefully distract her from her mission—she opened the door to his room and disappeared. A few minutes later, John heard the toilet seat clank. He winced, praying the bowl wasn’t too disgusting. Had he cleaned it recently? He thought so, but he wasn’t positive. He wasn’t a dirty person—more messy, with a tendency to let laundry settle into piles according to level of cleanliness on the floor—but he knew girls were weird about toilets. Girls liked sparkling clean toilets with fuzzy covers and a scented candle on the back, not naked toilets of questionable cleanliness that boasted a haphazard pile of Nylon magazines as a toilet paper holder.
Just as John was about to burst into his room and beg forgiveness for his slovenly ways, Kitty appeared in the doorway, a big smile on her face.
“Perfect,” she said, giving him two thumbs up.
John’s eyebrows shot up. “Really? Sunday’s usually cleaning day, but I skipped it today due to my state of extreme malaise.”
Kitty laughed, that throaty, rough-around-the-edges laugh that John found completely sexy. “No worries. It’s perfect. You passed the first test.”
“How?” John asked, pleasantly baffled.
“I run a garage and work twelve hour days, six days a week, sometimes,” Kitty said. “I don’t have time to keep my apartment clean and girly and smelling fresh and perfect all the time. The one time I lasted more than three dates with a guy, we ended up breaking up because he couldn’t deal with my mess.”
“I can totally deal with mess,” John said, crossing the room, finally feeling comfortable getting closer to her despite the fact that he was dressed to hit the sack and she was dressed to stop traffic. “I embrace mess in all its wondrous forms.”
Kitty glanced up at him, a gleam in her eyes. “I could tell. But you’re not dirty, and that’s good. Messy and dirty are two different things.”
“They totally are. I get that. I’m feeling you completely, K.”
Her tongue slipped out to dampen her sexy red lips. “Not yet, but if you play your cards right…”
John laughed. “Deal me in. What’s my next test?”
“Get dressed,” she said, grinning, “and I’ll show you.”
“Where are we going?”
“It’s a surprise,” she said, eyeing his shirt with an amused look. “But if you’ve got anything vintage to wear, that would be a plus. Most of us dress to match our cars. Mine’s a 1940 Ford Coupe.”
“A moonshine car,” John said, understanding the outfit. “I love those.”
She smiled. “Good. I can’t wait to show you mine. I did all the restoration myself.”
“Sweet,” he said, getting excited. “With original parts?”
“Yeah. Mostly old new stock, never been used. It took me years to get it just right, but it was worth it.” She crossed her arms at her chest and lifted her eyes playfully to the ceiling. “Not to brag, but me and Clyde won the Cruise-in and Rock-out car show in Atlanta last month. First place. Best of class. We got a trophy and a barrel to age whiskey in and everything. It was pretty awesome.”
“Clyde is…the car?”
She met his curious gaze with a level one. “Yes, Clyde is the car. Hope that’s not too weird. If it is, then we can stop the test here because I’m done trying to be some Southern guy’s version of what makes a girl attractive. I am who I am—a grease monkey who runs a garage and prefers working on my cars than buying throw pillows for my house. I hang out with other grease monkeys and named my Ford and I only get dressed up for cruising club on Sunday afternoons.”
“Melody isn’t a grease monkey,” John said, more out of curiosity than any need to challenge her declaration of the United States of Kitty.
“No, she’s my best friend since third grade,” Kitty said, a fond note in her voice. “And she’s also a totally awesome person who shoots from the hip and isn’t afraid to tell the people she loves that they’re being stupid when they’re being stupid.”
Kitty paused, looking up at him through her long, black lashes. “She told me it would be stupid not to give you a real chance.”
“She was right,” John said. “And I’m stoked to go on a drive with you and Clyde. Let me get my dark wash jeans and white t-shirt on. We can stop at the bodega downstairs to buy some candy cigarettes to roll up in my sleeve on the way out.”
Kitty laughed. “Perfect!”
John started for his room, but stopped and turned back to Kitty. “Oh, and Kitty?”
“Yes?”
“I’m not some Southern guy. I’m John.” He was psyched to hang out with her and take her as she was, but he expected the same courtesy and resented being lumped in with the other idiots she’d dated.
Kitty n
odded seriously. “Of course you are. That’s why I’m here.”
John met her big, blue eyes and smiled.
Catching a bad case of Kitty Nance might not be such a terrible thing after all.
Chapter Two
Kitty and John arrived at the rendezvous point, a diner turned microbrewery off old Highway Nine, a little after four o’clock. The day’s road trip would start and end at the parking lot.
The second they stepped out of Clyde and headed toward the entrance where the rest of the club was waiting, every gray and bald head swiveled their way.
“Kitty Cat!” Big Mike lifted a wide, calloused palm. “Did you bring us fresh meat?”
“John, this is Big Mike, Little Mike, Howie, Claude, Dale, Bill, and Bald Mike. Guys, this is John,” Kitty said, blurting the names out so fast that they ran together at the end. She knew she had made the introductions too quickly, but she was a fast talker under normal circumstances and even faster when she was nervous.
What if John didn’t like the guys? More importantly, what if the guys didn’t like John? There weren’t many people in Summerville whose opinions mattered to her, but these old guys were definitely on the list. If they gave John the thumbs down, the test was over.
“I named myself Bald Mike,” Bald Mike said in his usual booming voice as he reached out to shake John’s hand. “Because I’m bald!”
The rest of the club broke out into raucous old man laughter, the kind that vibrates the bones in your chest and always reminded Kitty of her dad.
Bill Nance—“Little Bill” to the car club—had passed away two years ago, but Kitty still missed him every day. They had been more than father and daughter. They’d been best buddies, co-workers, and kindred spirits in every way. Some days, she missed Dad so much she woke up feeling hollow inside, but Sundays were never bad. The members of her cruising club had known her since she was sixteen, when she and “Little Bill” had joined the group. They’d watched Kitty grow up, had been there for her at the funeral, and always seemed to know when she needed a hug.