Dead-tective (Book 1): Vampire Dead-tective

by Flynn, Mac

  "We will start when the sun sets. During the day my powers are weaker than yours, and if you were to create trouble I wouldn't be able to stop you," he replied.

  I raised an eyebrow. "What kind of trouble can a little bit of speed get us into?"

  He nodded behind me. "Look behind you."

  I glanced over my shoulder and saw the dirty windows. My face paled when I realized the only thing that had kept me from practicing my aviation skills had been the couch. "Oh," was my reply.

  "With the sun in the sky I couldn't have saved you," he added.

  "Um, maybe we will wait until night."

  Chapter 9

  Vincent went back to bed and I went back to work, but in a quieter way. The place was scrubbed and dusted, and when he crawled out of the box after sunset he was amazed at the drastic change, or that's what I hoped for. He actually just stared around the place for all of three seconds and strode over to the door. "We have someone we need to meet," he told me.

  That made me doubly disappointed. I waited all day for the chance to learn and test my abilities. "But you haven't taught me anything," I protested.

  "You'll learn on the way."

  The only thing I learned was he was an ass, but that was something I already knew. Vincent led me out of the decrepit apartment building and into the alley beside the structure. It was cleaner than the apartment building, and with fewer rats. I followed him to a pile of boxes beside a rotting wooden fence that divided the alley in half. Vincent knelt down and pushed aside the boxes to reveal a manhole. He pulled the cover off and slipped inside. I expected to hear his feet splash down in polluted water, but there was just the clack of his heels.

  "Quit wasting time," he ordered me.

  His voice echoed down a long metallic pipe, and I cringed. "I'm not going down there," I refused.

  Vincent burst from the hole and grabbed my leg. He whipped my foot out from under me and dragged me, kicking and screaming, down into the depths of-a clean sewer pipe? I was thoroughly confused about the wide, dry culvert in which we stood. It led off in two directions, and there wasn't any light to see by. I screamed when I was swooped into someone's arms. "God damn it, Vincent, knock it off!"

  "That isn't me." I froze and glanced up into the darkness where the person's head should be. Thanks to a faint, unearthly glow from the thing's eyes, I could see it had a head. Unfortunately, looking up at those eyes was like looking into the pits of Hell, and me without a stick and marshmallows. The flesh was rotten and fell off in patches, and the thing's suit was ragged and also falling off in patches.

  "Vincent?" I squeaked.

  "Yes?" his voice came from behind the creature.

  "What is this?"

  "A zombie," he replied.

  "We prefer the term living-challenged, but zombie will do," the creature spoke in a voice so cultured I had a craving for tea.

  "Vincent!" I yelped.

  "Yes?"

  "The thing talks!"

  "I am not a thing. My name is Officer Edward Romero of the Parasquad," the creature corrected me.

  "Oh, hehe, sorry. Mind putting me down-er, Officer Romero?" I pleaded.

  "Certainly, but not until one of you tells me what you're doing down here," Officer Romero insisted.

  "Vincent, what are we doing down here?" I asked my guide.

  "Merely traveling to the Boo Bar," he replied.

  My mouth incredulously dropped open. "Boo Bar?" I repeated. I yelped when Officer Romero set me down, and another pair of hands settled on my shoulders. They were Vincent's thin, strong ones.

  "She new here?" the officer asked Vincent.

  "Very new."

  "You told her the rules yet?"

  I heard Vincent scoff behind me. "I am not her keeper."

  "Technically, you are," I pointed out.

  "Then you should tell her the rules," Officer Romero insisted.

  "I intend to at a later date."

  "Liar," I bit back. He squeezed my shoulders as a warning.

  "It seems Vincent won't tell you, so I'll bring you up to speed. Don't kill, murder, bump off, destroy, or poof anyone out of existence," the officer warned me.

  "Poof someone out of existence?" I repeated.

  "It's for the witches. They're always trying to get around the rules, so we designated a phrase specifically for them," he explained.

  I blinked. "Witches?"

  Officer Romero's bright eyes glanced behind me with a worried look. "You sure you should take her to the Boo Bar? She's a little green."

  "She will manage," Vincent assured him.

  "I-I don't think I will. This is getting a little complicated," I piped up. Vincent didn't give me any further chance to argue when he swept me up into his arms. "I can still walk!" I yelled at him.

  "That is what I'm trying to avoid," Vincent strangely replied. He nodded his head at the officer, who nodded back. "Good evening, officer."

  Vincent took off down the pipe into the impenetrable darkness. "Couldn't we at least go back for a flashlight?" I pleaded.

  "No."

  I slumped down in his hold and crossed my arms over my chest. "You're impossible."

  "I try."

  "You succeed." I glanced over his shoulder at the retreating lights of the zombie's eyes. "Mind explaining what a zombie's doing as an officer?"

  "They are nearly impossible to destroy, and they feel no pain when they lose an arm," he explained.

  I cringed. "The retirement package must be pretty nice for them to take up that job."

  "They are impressed into the service."

  "How are they impressed with the service?"

  Vincent sighed. "They are forced into being officers, or they will be destroyed."

  "What kind of life is that?"

  "Sometimes living is worth it."

  I was struck by how sentimental that comment sounded. "Even if it means being a vampire?" I guessed.

  He didn't deign to reply, and we made the rest of the journey in silence. It was a zig-zag route that ran us through wider and taller culverts until I felt we were in caverns. The angle of the floor led us down, and sometimes Vincent ran through water, but the caverns were relatively dry. Torches appeared on the walls and we were joined by other people and creatures. There were a few other zombies dressed like Officer Romero, but most of the people were normal in their clothes and physical appearances. The other occupants appeared out of other tunnels that met at crossroads, and those crossroads met at other crossroads. It was a crossroads-topia that ended at a large terminal.

  The terminal looked like one of those old-fashioned subway stations with the painted walls and high ceilings, but there was no natural light from above. We were still below ground, and large chandeliers lit up the space. Shops lined all the walls that weren't accesses to tunnels, and at the center was a towering business with several double-door entrances and a glass window atop them that reached forty feet above the ground floor.

  Vincent let me down and led us to that large establishment, and even before we reached the doors I could hear the sounds of slot machines and arguing. It was a giant casino, and the doors led into the gambling floor. Four levels stood above us, all with balconies where people dressed in fine clothes watched and pointed at those who risked their money on the machines and cards.

  Vincent strode through the gambling floor and to the rear where stood another pair of double-doors. Over these was a sign with the name Boo Bar in dripping red letters. "I wonder if they serve Bloody Mary's," I quipped.

  "Quiet, or someone will hear you," he whispered.

  I scowled at him. "So what? I didn't say anything wrong, did-ah!" Out from the wall to the right of the entrance slithered a giant eyeball complete with lashes and lid. It blinked and peered closely at us. I squeaked and hid behind Vincent. He glared at the eyeball and passed through the doors with me latched onto the back of his coat. When we were inside the dimly lit bar I glanced behind us and saw the eyeball emerge on that side of the wall.
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br />   I clung to Vincent, but watched the eye. "M-mind explaining that?" I asked him.

  "Yes."

  "I hate you."

  With me closely attached to him Vincent wound us through two dozen low, round tables and past the bar that stretched long the left wall. I glanced around at the patrons and their spirits as they made jolly at the bar and at the crowded tables. Most of the bottles were full of the hard stuff. Vodka, bourbon, whiskey, and the like. What surprised me was how fast the customers consumed the alcohol, and all without any chasers. Hell, some of them downed straight vodka like they were taking tea. Any normal and sane person would have at least given a breather between swallows, but I had a feeling these people were neither normal nor sane.

  Vincent's focus was on a short man slumped against the far wall with one arm on a square table at his side. The stranger wore a hat with a large brim that covered his face. Ten yards away I could smell the scent of alcohol that wafted off his clothes. There was also a colorful splattering of dry puke all the way down his shirt. Vincent detached from me and smoothly slid into the chair on the opposite side of the table. That left me standing there like a scared idiot which is how I felt in this strange, terrifying place.

  Vincent sat there for a few silent minutes until the drunk stirred. "Whadda ya want?" he slurred without lifting the brim of his hat.

  "Information," Vincent

  "Information?" The man hiccuped. "Don't got none, unless ya got some nice whiskey to be giving me."

  "I have something better."

  At Vincent's comment the man raised his head and I could see one attentive eye. "Better? What's better than a nice bottle of whiskey."

  "Your life."

  The eye now showed some fear. "My life? I already got one of those. Come back with a bottle of whiskey and we'll-"

  "Tell me what I want to know or I will take your life," Vincent warned. There he went with that special diplomacy of his.

  The stranger glanced over Vincent's cool, calm expression and must not have liked what he saw because Vincent was deadly serious. "We can't talk here. The eyes have walls." I frowned. Gone was the slurred speech and begging for whiskey. The man stumbled to his feet and out through a nearby door. We followed him, or at least I followed Vincent, and we stepped out into the rear of the casino. That turned out to be another underground hallway that branched off in a half dozen other passages. "How big is this place?" I asked them.

  The evidently fake drunk glanced at Vincent and jerked his head over to me. His hat was raised so I could see he was human in appearance, but very pale. Even worse than Vincent. "Who's the noob?" he asked in the same clear, sober voice.

  "No one of consequence, now tell me what I want to know," Vincent insisted.

  The guy glanced down at my hand, and his face stretched into a wide grin. "She's your new partner, isn't she?"

  "That doesn't matter," Vincent replied.

  "It matters to me, and the rest of the world," the man argued. He jumped forward, grasped my hand and planted a soft hiss on my palm. "The name's Mitch Chaney, but you can call me anytime. A very great pleasure to meet you, and my condolences for your loss."

  "Loss?" The only loss I could recall was Tim.

  "No." Chaney jerked his head toward Vincent. "If you hang out with him long enough you're going to lose your sanity."

  Vincent's arm snapped out and he grabbed the man's collar. The vampire dragged him in front of him and lifted him a foot off the floor. "Tell me what I want to know," Vincent growled.

  "Hey, don't be ruffling up the suit!" Chaney yelped. I couldn't see how anything could make it any worse. Vincent didn't either, because he tightened his grip on the collar. The cloth wrapped tighter around the man's throat, and his voice came out in a choked whisper. "I'll tell! I'll tell!" he promised. Vincent dropped him onto his feet, and Chaney brushed off his suit and scowled at Vincent. "Yeesh, you sound like a broken record. Besides, I don't know much myself. Seems whoever knocked off your old partner did it real hush-hush. Don't know who, don't know where and don't know why, but I know his body's at the Third Precinct. Don't know how you're going to get in, but might want to get that body before they decide he'd be real useful as a zombie."

  Vincent's eyes narrow and he stalked off down the hall. I glanced between his back and Chaney. "Um, thanks for the help," I told him.

  Chaney smiled and swept his hand over his chest in a bow. "My pleasure, Miss-?"

  "Stokes," I replied.

  "Miss Stokes. Never say that Mitch Chaney wasn't useful to you."

  "I won't." I hurried after Vincent and caught up to him a quarter mile down the passage. Damn him and his speed. "Um, mind explaining why we just talked with a guy who fakes his own sobriety?"

  "Because in his act he hears and sees more than anyone would suspect," Vincent explained.

  "And now where are we going?"

  "To the Third Precinct."

  "A police station?" The name sounded familiar.

  "No. The Third Precinct is one of the larger warehouses for the Sanguine Syndicate."

  Chapter 10

  "You mean the people who've been trying to kill me since Tim died?" I asked him.

  "Yes," Vincent replied. We wound our way through that maze of tunnels, but at least the torches lasted so I could see where I was going.

  "Um, I may be dense-"

  "Yes."

  "-but shouldn't we be staying away from those guys?"

  Vincent stopped so suddenly that I clothes-lined myself into his arm. I fell to the hard, cold ground, and he glanced over his shoulder at me. "Don't you want your friend to be safe?"

  I frowned. "Yeah, if he was alive, but he's not. Even that guy said he'd been murdered."

  Vincent's frown deepened to the depth of the Grand Canyon, or maybe even a little lower. "Have you learned nothing?"

  I stood and brushed myself off. "From what? Bits and pieces of information that I drag kicking and screaming out of your undead carcass? How the hell am I supposed to learn anything from that?"

  He turned and strode toward me. I retreated until my back hit the wall of the tunnel, and he towered over me. His voice was low and dangerous. "You know longer exist in the human world. This is the world of the paranormal where morals are a dead-weight, and magic and science grant people their greatest wishes and nightmares. Life is created and nothing ends until the corpse is consumed by fire or the earth."

  I cringed, not so much from the words but from the hideous warning in his voice. "What can they do to Tim?" I asked him.

  Vincent pulled back and glanced down the tunnel. "We haven't time for the possibilities. That corpse holds memories that must be burned, and it must be destroyed."

  "Isn't there some way to save Tim's memories?" Memories were what made us, and destroying those meant finishing Tim off for good.

  "Too dangerous, but we've wasted enough time." He grabbed my hand and tugged me along down the tunnel. Nothing strange about that except my feet left the ground when he shifted from human to vampire speed. I yelped and grasped onto his arm with my free hand.

  We sailed through the tunnels, zig-zagging our way from one dark passage to the next. I didn't doubt that this system went beneath the entire city, a subterranean subway system for the paranormal express. Vincent didn't slow down until well after my face was plastered with bugs and my hand was numb from his firm grip. This speed stuff wasn't all it was cracked up to be, and it definitely wasn't fun.

  My feet touched ground and I wobbled to my knees. "Isn't there some train or car we can take?" I begged him.

  "No." Vincent stepped up to a ladder, and I glanced up and saw a circular light that outlined another manhole. He climbed the ladder and left me to scramble after him. Vincent opened the heavy round door and disappeared into the clear night air. I followed, and saw we were one road away from the river and not too far from the warehouse where I'd met Vincent.

  "I thought we were going to the Third Precinct?" I asked him.

  "It's only a
mile down the river," he replied.

  "That close to your old hideout?"

  "What better place to hide than beneath their noses?"

  "Any place cleaner than beneath their noses."

  Vincent ignored my snark and led me across the block to the riverfront. Only a worn dirt road separated us from the large rocks and trash that made up the bank. We kept to the shadows of the tall, brick industrial buildings that lined the water and in a few minutes I spotted some activity along one of the buildings that lay on the other side of the river road. Vincent and I stepped into the nearest alley, and we both glanced around the corner at our target.

  It sat on an outcropping of boulders and gravel made in the days when river conservation meant keeping it open for traffic. A tall, square building with twenty floors and a flat roof sat on the island. The size of the building was immense. It was one hundred yards by one hundred yards square, and loomed over the old buildings on the opposite side of the road. Around the perimeter was a barbed wire fence several feet tall and tipped with spikes. The fence was open on the far side and a short flight of steps led down to several long docks that stretched out into the river. Between the building and the docks sat a bunch of large container trucks, and I noticed they were unloading the trucks onto the small boats on the docks. All but one of the craft were wide fishing boats most suitable for carrying cargo. The odd one was a jet craft with black paint and red racing stripes along the sides to make it go faster.

  Guards with large, scoped guns and dogs on thick, black leashes patrolled every inch inside and outside the fence. There was a gap of ten feet from the edge of the island to the fence, and a gap of fifty feet from the fence to the building. The island was connected to land by a road that led along the fence to a rolling chain-link gate where sat two small guardhouses, one on either side. One of the black dock trucks exited the compound through the front gate and drove down the road away from us.

  "Cozy place," I murmured.

  Vincent slapped his hand over my mouth and his eyes wandered over the place. I didn't know how he thought we'd get in there unless he had a few magic tricks up his sleeve. The place was like Fort Knox on high alert. While Vincent tried his hand at infiltration I wrenched myself from his other hand and wandered down the alley away from the terrifying guns, dogs, and imminent death. I reached the end of the alley and peeked down the neighboring blocks. Far off in the direction we'd come I saw a pair of headlights that belonged to a vehicle like that looked like the one that just left the compound. An idea struck me and I turned around only to collide into Vincent's chest.