“Bobby,” I called, inching closer to the doorway and shutting out the voice in my head.
“Just a minute,” came his muffled reply, followed by a bang, followed by a profanity.
Despite my nerves, I smiled. I ran my finger along a walnut dish cabinet, like the kind you’d expect to contain the good silverware and crockery. Here it contained hundreds of photographs of smiling faces from all over the world, over the decades. I picked up one of a couple standing in front of Niagara Falls and studied it. It looked like it was taken in the seventies; it had the yellowy tint that could be obtained only by being dipped in time. Two fortysomethings in wide flares and raincoats, one second caught and contained among a lifetime of seconds. If they were alive now, they too would be in their seventies with grandchildren looking on and waiting patiently as they leafed through their photo albums, looking for the picture to recall their trip to Niagara. Secretly wondering if they had imagined it all, whether that second among a lifetime of seconds had been true at all, while grumbling to themselves, “I know I have it here somewhere…”
“Nice idea, isn’t it?”
I looked up to see Bobby watching me from the doorway. After all his rummaging in the next room, he had nothing in his hands.
“Last week, Mrs. Harper found a wedding photo of her cousin Nadine, whom she hadn’t seen for five years. You wouldn’t believe her reaction when she came across the photo. She sat there all day just staring at it. It was a group photo of everyone at the wedding, you see; her entire family was there. Imagine not seeing your family for five years and then suddenly coming across a recent photo of them? She only came in looking for socks,” he said with a shrug. “It’s times like that when I feel useful around here.”
I put the frame of the couple down. “You said you were expecting me.” I said it more harshly than I meant to, but I was scared.
He unfolded his arms and placed his hands in his pockets. I thought he was finally going to take something out of them and give it to me but instead he left them there. “I’ve been here for three years now.” He had the same haunted face as everyone else had when they recalled the memory of arriving here. “I was sixteen years old. Two years to go till I finished school, ten years to go till I planned on growing up. I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life. I figured I’d still be at home annoying Mum until she forced me out and made me get a proper job. In the meantime I was happy being the joker at school and having my boxers washed and ironed. I didn’t take many things seriously.” He shrugged and then repeated, “I was only sixteen.”
I nodded, not knowing where this was going. Wondering why on earth he said he’d been expecting me.
“I didn’t know what to do when I first arrived here. I spent most of the time on the other side of the woods trying to find a way out. But there’s none.” He took his hands out of his pockets and made a clear signal. “I’ll tell you that now, Sandy, there’s no way out of here and I’ve seen people drive themselves demented trying to find a way.” He shook his head. “I soon realized I had to start life here. I had to, for once in my life, take something seriously.” He shifted uncomfortably in his stance. “It happened when I was looking for some clothes to wear. I was rummaging through all the gear outside, feeling like a homeless man at a junkyard. I came across a sock that was bright orange, glowing from under a business file I imagine someone was fired that morning for losing. It was so bright I couldn’t help but wonder how on earth someone had managed to lose something so luminous, something that so clearly stood out from the crowd. But the more I looked at it, the better it made me feel about myself turning up here, because before, I thought it was my fault. I thought it was my complacency that led me to wind up here. I thought that if I’d paid more attention in school and had stopped messing around so much, that I could have prevented myself from coming here.”
I nodded. I knew that very same feeling.
“The sock made me feel better because it was the brightest thing I’d ever seen.” He laughed. “It was even labeled for Christ’s sake, and I just knew that it was bad luck and only bad luck on both our parts for ending up here! There was nothing I could have done to avoid ending up here, no more than the sock could have done. I felt sorry for the person who’d labeled it, put their address on it, who’d basically done everything to prevent it from going missing. So I kept it to remind myself of that feeling, of that day I stopped blaming myself and everybody else. A sock made me feel better.” He smiled. “Follow me.” He went back into the adjoining room.
The next room was much the same as the shop, with walls lined with shelving units, though it was much smaller and was piled high with cardboard boxes, by the looks of it, used for storage.
“Here’s the sock.” He gave it to me and I held it in my hands. It was small, that of a child, and was of towel material. If Bobby thought the sock was going to have the same effect on me as it did on him, he was wrong. I still wanted out of here and blamed myself and everybody else for putting me here.
“After a few weeks of being here, I found myself helping newcomers to find clothes and anything else they needed when they arrived. So I eventually opened this place up. Mine is the only store in this village where you can get everything all under one roof,” he said proudly. My lack of enthusiasm caused his smile to disappear and he continued his story. “Anyway, as part of owning and running this place, I have to go out every day and collect as many useful things as possible. I pride myself on being the only place that sells actual pairs of shoes and socks, matching outfits, and such like. Other people just gather what they find and display them. I search for the other half-kind of like a matchmaker,” he added with a grin.
“Go on,” I urged, sitting on an old torn chair that reminded me of my first sessions with Mr. Burton.
“Anyway, the orange sock wasn’t much of a big deal at all until I found this.” He leaned over and took a T-shirt from a box beside him. Again, it appeared to be that of a child. “And that wasn’t even a big deal until I found this.” He placed another odd sock on the floor before me and studied my face.
“I don’t get it.” I shrugged, throwing the orange sock down to the floor.
He continued to take out the contents of the cardboard box in silence and laid them out on the floor before me while my mind worked overtime trying to decipher the code.
“I thought there was more in this one, but anyway, that’s the lot,” Bobby said finally.
The floor was almost covered in items of clothing and accessories and I was about to stand up and demand he start talking sense when I finally recognized a T-shirt. And then I recognized a sock, a pencil case…and then handwriting on a piece of paper.
Bobby stood by the empty box, excitement flashing in his eyes. “You get it now?”
I couldn’t speak.
“They’re all labeled. The name ‘Sandy Shortt’ is written on every single thing you see before you.”
I held my breath, looking furiously from one item to another.
“That’s just one box. They’re all yours, too,” he said excitedly, pointing to the corner of the room where five more boxes were stacked up. “Every time I saw your name I collected the item and stored it. The more things of yours I found, the more I became convinced that it was only a matter of time before you would come to collect them yourself. And here you are.”
“Here, I am,” I repeated looking at everything on the floor. I got down on my knees and ran my hand across the orange sock. Although I couldn’t remember it, I could imagine my frantic searches that night while my poor parents watched on. That was the beginning of it all. I took my T-shirt in my hands and saw my name written on the label in my mother’s handwriting. I felt the ink with my fingertips, hoping that in some way I was connecting with her. I moved on to the piece of paper with my messy teenage handwriting. Answers to questions on Romeo and Juliet from school. I remember doing that homework and being unable to find it in class the next day. The teacher hadn’t believed me when I could
n’t find it in my schoolbag; he’d stood over me in a silent classroom and watched me root in my schoolbag, my frustration clearly growing, and yet his failure to recognize that genuine frustration had meant punishment homework. I felt like grabbing the page and running back to Leitrim, bursting in on that teacher’s class and saying, “Here, look, I told you I had done it!”
I touched every item on the floor, the memory of wearing them, losing them, and searching for them coming to mind. After I’d seen every item from the first box, I raced over to the next on the top of the stacked pile in the corner. With shaking hands, I opened the box. Staring up at me with his one eye was my dear friend, Mr. Pobbs.
I took him out of the box and held him close to me, inhaling him, trying to get the familiar scent of home. He had long ago lost that and was musty like the rest of the belongings here, but I clung to him and squeezed him to my chest. My name and phone number were still visible on his tag, the blue felt pen of my mother’s writing blurred now.
“I told you I’d find you, Mr. Pobbs,” I whispered, and I heard the door behind me gently close as Bobby stepped out of the room, leaving me alone with a head and a room full of memories.
33
I don’t know how long I’d been in the storeroom. I had lost track of all time. I looked out the window for the first time in hours, feeling cross-eyed and tired from concentrating on my possessions for so long. My possessions. I actually had belongings in this place. They brought me that bit closer to home, momentarily linking the two worlds, blurring the boundaries so that I didn’t feel so lost as I touched and held things I once held in my place, near the people I loved. Especially Mr. Pobbs. So much had happened since I’d seen him. Johnny Nugent and a thousand other Johnny Nugents had happened. It seemed that the night Mr. Pobbs disappeared from my bed, an entire team of Mr. Wrongs had taken his place.
Joseph walked by the window and I sat back and watched as he strode confidently in his white linen shirt with sleeves rolled to just below his elbows and trousers rolled above the ankles of his sandaled feet. He always stood out from the crowd. He looked like somebody important who oozed dominance and power. He spoke little, yet when he did he chose his words carefully. When he spoke, people listened. His words moved from whispers to songs, never anything in between. Despite the strength of his physical demeanor, he spoke softly, which made him all the more superior.
The bell on the shop’s front door rang again. The door squeaked and closed.
“Hello, Joseph,” Bobby said cheerfully. “Did my Wanda not want to see me today?”
Joseph laughed lightly and I knew Bobby was funny to have made him laugh. “Oh that girl is so in love with you. Do you think she wouldn’t be here if she knew I was here?”
Bobby laughed. “How can I help you?”
Joseph’s voice lowered as though he knew I was here and I immediately pressed my ear against the door.
“A watch?” I heard Bobby repeat loudly. “I have lots of watches here.”
Joseph’s voice was lowered to inaudible again and I knew it was terribly important for his voice to be so hushed. He was talking about my watch.
“A silver watch with a mother-of-pearl face,” I heard Bobby say and I was thankful for his habit of repeating people. Their footsteps on the walnut floor got louder and I prepared to move away from the door in case it was opened.
“What about this one?” Bobby asked.
“No, it would have been one you had found yesterday or this morning,” Joseph said.
“How do you know?”
“Because it went missing yesterday.”
“Well, I don’t know how you could know that.” Bobby laughed awkwardly. “Unless you’ve been talking to someone from the other world, which I’m highly doubtful of.”
There was silence.
“Joseph, this watch is exactly what you’ve described.” I could hear the confusion in Bobby’s voice.
“It’s not the one I want,” Joseph said.
“Did you see it somewhere? On somebody? Perhaps you could tell them to visit me so I get an idea of what you’re looking for. If I come across it, I’ll save it for you.”
“It is the very watch I saw somebody wearing, that I’m looking for.”
“Someone from Kenya? Years ago?”
“No, from Here.”
“Here,” Bobby repeated.
“Yes, Here.”
“Did somebody from Here give it to me?”
“No, it went missing.”
Silence.
“It can’t have. They must have misplaced it.”
“I know, but I saw it with my own eyes.”
“You saw it disappear?”
“I saw it on her wrist and she didn’t move an inch from her place and then I saw that it was gone from her wrist.”
“It must have fallen off her.”
“Yes, it did do that.”
“So it’s on the ground.”
“That’s the funny thing,” Joseph said drily and I knew it wasn’t funny at all.
“But it can’t ha-”
“It did.”
“And you thought it would show up here?”
“I thought you may have found it.”
“I didn’t.”
“I can see that. Thank you, Bobby. Speak of this to no one,” he warned, giving me a chill. Footsteps began to move away.
“Hold on, hold on, Joseph. Don’t go yet! Tell me, who lost it?”
“You don’t know her.”
“Where did she lose it?”
“Halfway between here and the next village.”
“No,” Bobby whispered.
“Yes.”
“I’ll find it,” Bobby said determinedly. “It has to be there.”
“It’s not.” Joseph raised his voice to a normal tone but for him it was loud. From the way that he said it, I knew that it was not.
“OK, OK.” Bobby backed down, still not sounding like he believed it. “Does the person who lost it know that it’s gone? Maybe she knows where it is.”
“She’s new here.” That said it all. That meant she doesn’t understand a thing, and he was right, I didn’t, but I was learning fast.
“She’s new?” The tone in Bobby’s voice had changed. I recognized that and was sure Joseph would too. “Maybe I can talk to her and get the exact description.”
“I have given you the exact description.” Yes, he noticed it. Footsteps moved toward the door again, the door squeaked, and the bell rang.
“Was there a name on the watch?” Bobby called out at the last minute, and the squeak of the front door stopped. It closed again, and footsteps got louder as they neared me again.
“Why do you ask?” Joseph’s voice was firm.
“Because sometimes people engrave names, dates, or messages on the backs of watches.” Bobby sounded nervous.
“You asked me if there was a name. Why did you specifically ask about a name?”
“Some watches have names engraved on them.” His voice went up an octave in defense. “I should know.” He tapped on glass and I guessed it was the jewelry cabinet.
There was a funny atmosphere outside, I didn’t like it.
“Let me know if you find the watch. Be quiet about it, you know how people would react if they found out that things from Here were going missing.”
“Of course, I understand it might give them hope.”
“Bobby…” Joseph warned, and a chill ran through me.
“Yes, sir,” Bobby said smartly.
The door squeaked, the bell rang, and it was closed again. I waited a while to make sure Joseph didn’t come back in. Bobby was silent outside. I was about to stand up when Joseph walked by the window again, closer this time, staring at the building suspiciously. I quickly ducked and lay flat on the floor, wondering why on earth I was suddenly hiding from Joseph.
Bobby opened the door and looked down at me. “What on earth are you doing?”
“Bobby Stanley,” I said as I sat up, brushi
ng the dust off me, “you have a lot of explaining to do.”
He took me by surprise and folded his arms across his chest. “And so have you,” he said coolly. “Want to know why I wasn’t at your auditions? Because nobody told me about them. Want to know why? Because around here everybody knows me as Bobby Duke. Ever since the day I arrived here, I haven’t told anybody that my name is Bobby Stanley. So how did you know?”
34
Mr. Le Bon, I assume,” Dr. Burton addressed Jack, leaning back in his chair and folding his arms.
Jack reddened but he was determined not to back down or be dismissed from Dr. Burton’s company as a raving lunatic. He leaned forward. “Dr. Burton, there are many of us who are trying to find Sandy-”
“I don’t need to hear any more.” He pushed his chair back, grabbed Jack’s file from the coffee table, and got to his feet. “Our time is up, Mr. Ruttle. You can settle the fee outside with Carol.” He spoke with his back turned as he made his way to his desk.
“Doctor-”
“Good-bye, Mr. Ruttle.” His voice rose.
Jack took the silver watch in his hands and stood. He spoke quietly but quickly while he had the chance. “Can I just say that a garda by the name of Graham Turner may contact-”
“Enough!” Dr. Burton shouted, slamming the file down on the desk. His face reddened and his nostrils flared. Jack froze and was immediately silenced.
“You obviously haven’t known Sandy very long or intimately. Taking that into consideration, it’s glaringly obvious that it’s absolutely no business of yours to go snooping around in her life.”
Jack opened his mouth to protest but he was beaten to it again.
“But,” Dr. Burton continued, “I believe that you and your group are genuine and so I will tell you this before you take things any further with the police.” He battled visibly with his anger. “I’ll tell you what the Gardaí will tell you if they start calling around. I’ll tell you what Sandy’s own family will tell you.” His anger rose again and he ground his back teeth. “And what every single person who knows her will tell you, and that is this: that this,” he said, and threw his arms up helplessly in the air, “is what Sandy does.”
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