by Mike Ashley
The last of his words were soft and low-toned, and I watched as he stared into the flames. By jing, could it possibly be that this gallivanting, sunburnt American had fallen in love? But I quickly dismissed the thought. We are fated to our roles, we two – he, the unbroken stallion frolicking from pasture to pasture, and I, the frantic ostler following with an empty halter, hoping some day to put the beast to work. I persist.
MURDER LOCK’D IN
Lillian de la Torre
Lillian de la Torre (b. 1902) is the grande-dame of American mystery fiction. A literary scholar of some note, all of her books feature real people and events, thoroughly researched and brought to life. Her most famous re-creation has been Dr. Sam: Johnson, the renowned British lexicographer, who had a ready-made Watson in the shape of his diarist, James Boswell. Starting in 1943, Lillian de la Torre began a series of stories featuring Johnson, which has run for over forty years. If anyone is responsible for the shaping of the historical detective story, it is Miss de la Torre. Two collections of stories have been published, Dr. Sam: Johnson, Detector (1946) and The Detections of Dr. Sam Johnson (1960). The following story did not appear in either collection, and records the first meeting of the two literary greats in 1763.
“Murder! Murder lock’d in!”
With these horrifying words began my first experience of the detective genius of the great Dr. Sam: Johnson, him who – but let us proceed in order.
The ’63 was to me a memorable year; for in it I had the happiness to obtain the acquaintance of that extraordinary man. Though then but a raw Scotch lad of two-and-twenty, I had already read the WORKS OF JOHNSON with delight and instruction, and imbibed therefrom the highest reverence for their author. Coming up to London in that year, I came with the firm resolution to win my way into his friendship.
On Monday, the 16th of May, I was sitting in the back-parlour of Tom Davies, book-seller and sometime actor, when the man I sought to meet came unexpectedly into the shop. Glimpsing him through the glass-door, Davies in sepulchral tone announced his approach as of Hamlet’s ghost: “Look, my Lord, it comes!”
I scrambled to my feet as the great man entered, his tall, burly form clad in mulberry stuff of full-skirted antique cut, a large bushy greyish wig surmounting his strong-cut features of classical mould.
“I present Mr. Boswell – ” began Davies. If he intended to add “from Scotland,” I cut him off.
“Don’t tell him where I come from!” I cried, having heard of the great man’s prejudice against Scots.
“From Scotland!” cried Davies roguishly.
“Mr. Johnson,” said I – for not yet had he become “Doctor” Johnson, though as such I shall always think of him – “Mr. Johnson, I do indeed come from Scotland, but I cannot help it.”
“That, sir, I find,” quipped Johnson with a smile, “is what a great many of your countrymen cannot help!”
This jest, I knew, was aimed at the hordes of place-seekers who “could not help coming from” Scotland to seek their fortunes in London when Scottish Lord Bute became first minister to the new King; but it put me out of countenance.
“Don’t be uneasy,” Davies whispered me at parting, “I can see he likes you very well!”
Thus encouraged, I made bold to wait upon the philosopher the very next Sunday, in his chambers in the Temple, where the benchers of the law hold sway. I strode along Fleet Street, clad in my best; my new bloom-coloured coat, so I flattered myself, setting off my neat form and dark, sharp-cut features. As I walked along, I savoured in anticipation this, my first encounter with the lion in his den, surrounded by his learned volumes and the tools of his trade.
But it was not yet to be, for as I turned under the arch into Inner Temple Lane, I encountered the philosopher issuing from his doorway in full Sunday panoply. His mulberry coat was well brushed, his full-bottom wig was new-powdered, he wore a clean linen neckcloth and ruffles to his wrists.
“Welcome, Mr. Boswell,” said he cordially, “you are welcome to the Temple. As you see, I am just now going forth. Will you not walk along with me? I go to wait on Mistress Lennon the poetess, who dwells here in the Temple, but a step across the gardens, in Bayfield Court. Come, I will present you at her levee.”
“With all my heart, sir,” said I, pleased to go among the wits, and in such company.
But as it turned out, I never did present myself at the literary levee, for as we came to Bayfield Court, a knot of people buzzing about the door caught us up in their concerns.
“Well met, Mr. Johnson,” called a voice, “we have need of your counsel. We have sent for the watch, but he does not come, the sluggard.”
“The watch? What’s amiss, ma’am?”
A babble of voices answered him. Every charwoman known to Bayfield Court, it seemed, seethed in a swarm before the entry.
“Old Mrs. Duncom – locked in, and hears no knock – here’s Mrs. Taffety come to dine – ”
A dozen hands pushed forward an agitated lady in a capuchin.
“Invited, Mr. Johnson, two o’clock the hour, and Mrs. Duncom don’t answer. I fear the old maid is ill and the young maid is gone to fetch the surgeon, and Mrs. Duncom you know has not the use of her limbs.”
“We must rouse her. Come, Mrs. Taffety, I’ll make myself heard, I warrant.”
The whole feminine contingent, abandoning hope of the watch, escorted us up the stair. As we mounted, I took stock of our posse. The benchers of the law, their employers, were off on their Sunday occasions, but the servitors were present in force. I saw an Irish wench with red hair and a turned-up nose, flanked close by a couple of lanky, ill-conditioned lads, probably sculls to the benchers and certainly admirers to the wench. A dark wiry little gypsy of a woman with alert black eyes boosted along a sturdy motherly soul addressed by all as Aunt Moll. Sukey and Win and Juggy, twittering to each other, followed after.
Arrived at the attick landing, Dr. Johnson raised his voice and called upon Mrs. Duncom in rolling stentorian tones. Mrs. Taffety seconded him, invoking the maids in a thin screech: “Betty! Annet!” Dead silence answered them.
“Then we must break in the door,” said Dr. Johnson.
Indeed he looked abundantly capable of effecting such a feat single-handed; but at that moment a stumble of feet upon the stair proclaimed the arrival of the watch. “Hold!” cried that worthy. “None of your assault and battery, for I’ll undertake to spring the lock.”
“Will you so?” said Dr. Johnson, eyeing him thoughtfully.
The watch was no Bow Street constable, but one of the Temple guardians, a stubby old man in a seedy fustian coat, girded with a broad leather belt from which depended his short sword and his truncheon of office.
The women regarded him admiringly as he stepped forward, full of self-importance, and made play with a kind of skewer which he thrust into the lock.
Nothing happened.
After considerable probing and coaxing the man was fain to desist.
“’Tis plain, sir,” he covered his failure, “that the door is bolted from within.”
“Bolted!” cried Mrs. Taffety. “Of course ’tis bolted! Mistress Duncom ever barred herself in like a fortress, for she kept a fortune in broad pieces under her bed in a silver tankard, and so she went ever in fear of robbers.”
“How came you to know of this fortune, ma’am?” demanded Dr. Johnson.
“Why, sir, the whole world knew, ’twas no secret.”
“It ought to have been. Well, fortress or no, it appears we must break in.”
“Hold, sir!” cried the black-eyed charwoman. “You’ll affright the old lady into fits. I know a better way.”
“Name it, then, ma’am.”
“My master Grisley’s chambers, you must know, sir, lie on the other side of the court – ”
“Ah, Mr. Grisley!” murmured Aunt Moll. “Pity he’s not to the fore, he’d set us right, I warrant, he’s that fond of Annet!”
“Mr. Grisley is from home. But I have the key. Now if
I get out at his dormer, I’ll make my way easily round the parapet, and so get in at Mrs. Duncom’s casement and find out what’s amiss.”
“Well thought on, Mistress Oliver,” approved the watch, “for the benchers of the Temple would take it ill, was we to go banging in doors.”
“And how if the casement be bolted and barred, as surely it will be?”
“Then, Mrs. Taffety, I must make shift. Wait here. I’ll not be long.”
Waiting on the landing, we fell silent, listening for we knew not what. When it came, it startled us – a crash, and the tinkle of falling glass.
“Alack, has she fallen?”
“Not so, ma’am, she has made shift. Now she’s within, soon she’ll shoot the great bolt and admit us.”
We waited at the door in suspense. After an interminable minute, the lock turned, and we heard someone wrenching at the bolt. It stuck; then with a shriek it grated grudgingly back, and the heavy door swung slowly in.
On the threshold stood Mrs. Oliver, rigid and staring. Her lips moved, but no sound came.
“In God’s name, what is it?” cried Mrs. Taffety in alarm.
Mrs. Oliver found a hoarse whisper:
“Murder!” she gasped. “Murder lock’d in!”
Her eyes rolled up in her head, her knees gave way, and she collapsed in a huddle in the doorway.
“Let me, sirs.” The motherly female stepped forward. “When Katty’s in her fits, I know how to deal.”
Leaving her to deal, the rest of us pressed in, Dr. Johnson, myself, the watch, and the fluttering women. The Irish girl was with us, but her swains, the sculls, I noted, had vanished.
What a sight met our eyes! The young maid’s pallet was made up in the passage, by the inner door as if to guard it, and there lay Annet in her blood. She had fought for her life, for blood was everywhere, but repeated blows of an axe or hammer had broke her head and quelled her forever.
In the inner room old Mrs. Duncom lay strangled. The noose was still around her neck. In the other bed old Betty had suffered the same fate. Of the silver tankard there was no trace.
“Murder and robbery! We must send for the Bow Street men!” I cried.
“Not in my bailiwick!” growled the Temple watchman. “I am the law in Bayfield Court!”
“So he is, Mr. Boswell,” assented Dr. Johnson. “Well, well, if we put our minds to it, we may make shift to unravel this dreadful riddle for ourselves – three women dead in an apartment locked and barred!”
Cold air touched me, and a shudder shook me. The icy air was no ghostly miasma, I soon saw, but a chill spring breeze from the casement, where the small old-fashioned panes nearest the bolt had been shattered when entrance was effected.
“The window was bolted, I told you so!” cried Mrs. Taffety. “Every bolt set! The Devil is in it!”
“The Devil – the Devil!” the charwomen took up the chorus.
“Y’are foolish females!” said the watch stoutly. “Look you, Mr. Johnson, I’ll undertake to shew you how ’twas done.”
“I thank you, my man – ”
“Jonas Mudge, sir, at your service.”
“I thank you, honest Mudge, pray instruct me, for I am ever happy to be instructed.”
“Then behold, sir! I take this string – ” It came out of his capacious pocket with a conjurer’s flourish at which the females gaped. “Now pray step this way, sir (leading us to the outer door). Now mark me! I loop my string around the knob of the bolt – I step outside, pray follow – ”
On the outside landing Mistress Katty Oliver was sitting propped against the wall with closed eyes, and her friend was assiduously fanning her. They paid us no mind. Lowering his tone, Mudge continued his lecture:
“I bring the two ends of the string with me – I close the door. Now I will pull on both ends of the string, which will shoot the bolt – and so I shall have only to pull away the string by one end, the door is bolted, and I stand outside. As thus – ”
As he spoke, he pulled on the two ends of the string. Nothing happened. The unwieldly bolt stuck, and no force applied to the string could budge it.
“An old trick, not always to be relied upon,” smiled Dr. Johnson. “I thank you, sir, for demonstrating how this strange feat was not accomplished!”
As Mudge stood there looking foolish, there was a clatter on the stair, and three gentlemen arrived on the run. The benchers had come back from Commons. Dr. Johnson knew them all, the red-faced one, the exquisite one, the melancholy one, and greeted each in turn.
“What, Mr. Kerry, Mr. Geegan, Mr. Grisley, you come in an unhappy time.”
“Your servant, Mr. Johnson, what’s amiss?”
Mistress Oliver was on her feet, her hand on his arm.
“Don’t go in, Mr. Grisley, for God’s sake don’t go in. Come away, I’ll fetch you a tot, come away.”
“Alack, sirs, murder’s amiss!” I blurted.
The two young benchers were through the door in an instant, and the melancholy Grisley shook off his maid’s hand and followed. When his eye lit on Annet’s bloody brow, he cried aloud.
“Cover her face! For God’s sake cover her face!”
Quick hands drew up the crimsoned bed-cloathes, and so we found the hammer. Dr. Johnson’s shapely strong fingers handled it gingerly, bringing it close to his near-sighted eyes.
“An ordinary hammer. What can it tell us?”
“Perhaps much, for I perceive there’s an initial burned in the wood of the handle,” said I, feeling pleased with myself. “A G, sir, if I mistake not.”
“A G. Yours, Mr. Geegan?”
The exquisite youth jibbed in alarm.
“Not mine, Divil a whit, no, sir, not mine!”
“Mr. Grisley?”
“I cannot look on it, do not ask me. Kat will know.”
The little dark woman took his hand and spoke soothingly to him.
“I think, sir, ’tis the one you lent to Mr. Kerry some days since.”
“To me!” cried the ruddy-faced bencher. “You lie, you trull!”
“I don’t lie,” said the woman angrily. “Don’t you remember, you sent your charwoman for it, I gave it to Biddy to knock in some nails?” In a sudden silence, all eyes turned to the red-haired girl.
“No, sir, I never!” she cried in alarm.
“Go off, you trull!” bawled the alarmed Kerry. “I dismiss you! So you may e’en fetch your bundle and be off with you!”
“Nay, sir, not so fast, she must remain!” remonstrated the watch.
“Not in my chambers, the d–d trull! She may take up her bundle outside my door, and be d–d to her!”
I perceived that Mr. Kerry had come from Commons not a little pot-valiant, and thought it good riddance when he stamped off.
Biddy gave us one scared look, and followed him. Young Geegan seemed minded to go along, but was prevented by the arrival of Mudge’s mate of the watch. Leather-belted, truncheon in hand, flat and expressionless of face, there he stood, filling the doorway and saying nothing. It gave us a sinister feeling of being under guard in that chamber of death. Mrs. Taffety fell to sobbing, and the women to comforting her. Dr. Johnson was probing the chimneys, neither deterred nor assisted by the blank-faced watchman, when suddenly Mr. Kerry was back again, redder than ever, hauling a reluctant Biddy by the wrist, and in his free hand brandishing a silver tankard.
“’Tis Mrs. Duncom’s!” cried Mrs. Taffety.
“Hid in Biddy’s bundle! I knew it, the trull!”
The wretched Biddy began to snivel.
“I had it for a gift,” she wept. “I did not know murder was in it!”
Dr. Johnson took her in hand: “Who gave it you?”
“My f-friends.”
“What friends?”
Biddy was loath to say, but the philosopher prevailed by sheer moral force, and Biddy confessed:
“The Sander brothers. Scouts to the benchers. Them that’s gone off.”
“They shall be found. And what did you do
for them?”
“I – ” The girl’s resistance was broken. “I kept watch on the stair.”
Then it came with a rush: “When Annet went in the evening for some wine to make the old lady’s nightly posset, she left the door on the jar as was her wont, that she might come in again without disturbing old Betty; and knowing it would be so, Matt Sander, that’s the puny one, he slips in and hides under the bed. When all is still, he lets in his brother, and I keep watch on the stair, and they come out with the tankard of broad pieces – ” The wretched girl began to bawl. “They swore to me they had done no murder, only bound and gagged the folk for safety’s sake.”
“And when they came out,” pursued Dr. Johnson, “they shot the bolt from outside. How did they do that?”
“I know not what you mean, sir. They pulled the door to, ’tis a spring lock, I heard it snick shut, and so we came away and shared out in the archway below.”
“Which of them carried the hammer?”
“Neither, sir, for what would they need a hammer?”
Then realization flooded her, and she bawled louder, looking wildly about for a refuge. Suddenly, defiantly, Mr. Geegan stepped forward and took her in his arms.
“So, Mr. Johnson,” said watchman Mudge smugly, “our problem is solved, we had no need of Bow Street! You come along of me, Mistress Biddy. Nay, let go, sir.” Mr. Geegan reluctantly obeyed. “Pray, Mr. Johnson, do you remain here, I’ll fetch the crowner to sit on the bodies.”
“Do so, good friend. I’ll desire all those present – ” his eye took in the three benchers and the huddling women “– to bear me company till he comes. Bucket will stand by to keep order. Come, friends, we shall sit more at our ease in the dining room. After you, ma’am. After you, sir.”
They went without demur, all save Grisley. In the passage, by Annet’s still form on her pallet, he balked. “Shall she lie alone?” he cried piteously. “I’ll stay by her while I may.”