This spring, little W —— (three years old) was looking at a man who was mowing the grass before the door. It had been raining, and when the sun shone, the vapour began to rise from the grass. “Does the man mowing make the smoke rise from the grass?” said the little boy. He was not laughed at for this simple question. The man’s mowing immediately preceded the rising of the vapour; the child had never observed a man mowing before, and it was absolutely impossible that he could tell what effects might be produced by it; he very naturally imagined, that the event which immediately preceded the rising of the vapour, was the cause of its rise; the sun was at a distance; the scythe was near the grass. The little boy showed by the tone of his inquiry, that he was in the philosophic state of doubt; had he been ridiculed for his question; had he been told that he talked nonsense, he would not, upon another occasion, have told us his thoughts, and he certainly could not have improved in reasoning.
The way to improve children in their judgment with respect to causation, is to increase their knowledge, and to lead them to try experiments by which they may discover what circumstances are essential to the production of any given effect; and what are merely accessory, unimportant concomitants of the event.
A child who, for the first time, sees blue and red paints mixed together to produce purple, could not be certain that the pallet on which these colours were mixed, the spatula with which they were tempered, were not necessary circumstances. In many cases, the vessels in which things are mixed are essential; therefore, a sensible child would repeat the experiment exactly in the same manner in which he had seen it succeed. This exactness should not be suffered to become indolent imitation, or superstitious adherence to particular forms. Children should be excited to add or deduct particulars in trying experiments, and to observe the effects of these changes. In “Chemistry,” and “Mechanics,” we have pointed out a variety of occupations, in which the judgment of children may be exercised upon the immediate objects of their senses.
It is natural, perhaps, that we should expect our pupils to show surprise at those things which excite surprise in our minds; but we should consider that almost every thing is new to children; and, therefore, there is scarcely any gradation in their astonishment. A child of three or four years old, would be as much amused, and, probably, as much surprised, by seeing a paper kite fly, as he could by beholding the ascent of a balloon. We should not attribute this to stupidity, or want of judgment, but simply to ignorance.
A few days ago, W —— (three years old) who was learning his letters, was let sow an o in the garden with mustard seed. W —— was much pleased with the operation. When the green plants appeared above ground, it was expected that W —— would be much surprised at seeing the exact shape of his o. He was taken to look at it; but he showed no surprise, no sort of emotion.
We have advised that the judgment of children should be exercised upon the objects of their senses. It is scarcely possible that they should reason upon the subjects which are sometimes proposed to them: with respect to manners and society, they have had no experience, consequently they can form no judgments. By imprudently endeavouring to turn the attention of children to conversation that is unsuited to them, people may give the appearance of early intelligence, and a certain readiness of repartee and fluency of expression; but these are transient advantages. Smart, witty children, amuse the circle for a few hours, and are forgotten: and we may observe, that almost all children who are praised and admired for sprightliness and wit, reason absurdly, and continue ignorant. Wit and judgment depend upon different opposite habits of the mind. Wit searches for remote resemblances between objects or thoughts apparently dissimilar. Judgment compares the objects placed before it, in order to find out their differences, rather than their resemblances. The comparisons of judgment may be slow: those of wit must be rapid. The same power of attention in children, may produce either wit or judgment. Parents must decide in which faculty, or rather, in which of these habits of the mind, they wish their pupils to excel; and they must conduct their education accordingly. Those who are desirous to make their pupils witty, must sacrifice some portion of their judgment to the acquisition of the talent for wit; they must allow their children to talk frequently at random. Amongst a multitude of hazarded observations, a happy hit is now and then made: for these happy hits, children who are to be made wits should be praised; and they must acquire sufficient courage to speak from a cursory view of things; therefore the mistakes they make from superficial examination must not be pointed out to them; their attention must be turned to the comic, rather than to the serious side of objects; they must study the different meanings and powers of words; they should hear witty conversation, read epigrams, and comedies; and in all company they should be exercised before numbers in smart dialogue and repartee.
When we mention the methods of educating a child to be witty, we at the same time point out the dangers of this education; and it is but just to warn parents against expecting inconsistent qualities from their pupils. Those who steadily prefer the solid advantages of judgment, to the transient brilliancy of wit, should not be mortified when they see their children, perhaps, deficient at nine or ten years old in the showy talents for general conversation; they must bear to see their pupils appear slow; they must bear the contrast of flippant gayety and sober simplicity; they must pursue exactly an opposite course to that which has been recommended for the education of wits; they must never praise their pupils for hazarding observations; they must cautiously point out any mistakes that are made from a precipitate survey of objects; they should not harden their pupils against that feeling of shame, which arises in the mind from the perception of having uttered an absurdity; they should never encourage their pupils to play upon words; and their admiration of wit should never be vehemently or enthusiastically expressed.
We shall give a few examples to convince parents, that children, whose reasoning powers have been cultivated, are rather slow in comprehending and in admiring wit. They require to have it explained, they want to settle the exact justice and morality of the repartee, before they will admire it.
(November 20th, 1796.) To day at dinner the conversation happened to turn upon wit. Somebody mentioned the well known reply of the hackney coachman to Pope. S —— , a boy of nine years old, listened attentively, but did not seem to understand it; his father endeavoured to explain it to him. “Pope was a little ill made man; his favourite exclamation was, ‘God mend me!’ Now, when he was in a passion with the hackney coachman, he cried as usual, ‘God mend me!’ ‘Mend you, sir?’ said the coachman; ‘it would be easier to make a new one.’ Do you understand this now, S —— ?”
S —— looked dull upon it, and, after some minutes consideration, said, “Yes, Pope was ill made; the man meant it would be better to make a new one than to mend him.” S —— did not yet seem to taste the wit; he took the answer literally, and understood it soberly.
Immediately afterwards, the officer’s famous reply to Pope was told to S —— . About ten days after this conversation, S —— said to his sister, “I wonder, M —— , that people don’t oftener laugh at crooked people; like the officer who called Pope a note of interrogation.”
M —— . “It would be ill natured to laugh at them.”
S —— . “But you all praised that man for saying that about Pope. You did not think him ill natured.”
Mr. —— . “No, because Pope had been impertinent to him.”
S —— . “How?”
M —— . “Don’t you remember, that when the officer said that a note of interrogation would make the passage clear, Pope turned round, and looking at him with great contempt, asked if he knew what a note of interrogation was?”
S —— . “Yes, I remember that; but I do not think that was very impertinent, because Pope might not know whether the man knew it or not.”
Mr. —— . “Very true: but then you see, that Pope took it for granted that the officer was extremely ignorant; a boy who is just learni
ng to read knows what a note of interrogation is.”
S —— (thoughtfully.) “Yes, it was rude of Pope; but then the man was an officer, and therefore, it was very likely that he might be ignorant; you know you said that officers were often very ignorant.”
Mr. —— . “I said often; but not always. Young men, I told you, who are tired of books, and ambitious of a red coat, often go into the army to save themselves the trouble of acquiring the knowledge necessary for other professions. A man cannot be a good lawyer, or a good physician, without having acquired a great deal of knowledge; but an officer need have little knowledge to know how to stand to be shot at. But though it may be true in general, that officers are often ignorant, it is not necessary that they should be so; a man in a red coat may have as much knowledge as a man in a black, or a blue one; therefore no sensible person should decide that a man is ignorant merely because he is an officer, as Pope did.”
S —— . “No, to be sure. I understand now.”
M —— . “But I thought, S —— , you understood this before.”
Mr. —— . “He is very right not to let it pass without understanding it thoroughly. You are very right, S —— , not to swallow things whole; chew them well.”
S —— looked as if he was still chewing.
M —— . “What are you thinking of S —— ?”
S —— . “Of the man’s laughing at Pope for being crooked.”
Mr. —— . “If Pope had not said any thing rude to that man, the man would have done very wrong to have laughed at him. If the officer had walked into a coffee-house, and pointing at Pope, had said, ‘there’s a little crooked thing like a note of interrogation,’ people might have been pleased with his wit in seeing that resemblance, but they would have disliked his ill nature; and those who knew Mr. Pope, would probably have answered, ‘Yes Sir, but that crooked little man is one of the most witty men in England; he is the great poet, Mr. Pope.’ But when Mr. Pope had insulted the officer, the case was altered. Now, if the officer had simply answered, when he was asked what a note of interrogation was, ‘a little crooked thing;’ and if he had looked at Pope from head to foot as he spoke these words, every body’s attention would have been turned upon Pope’s figure; but then the officer would have reproached him only for his personal defects: by saying, ‘a little crooked thing that asks questions,’ the officer reproved Pope for his impertinence. Pope had just asked him a question, and every body perceived the double application of the answer. It was an exact description of a note of interrogation, and of Mr. Pope. It is this sort of partial resemblance quickly pointed out between things, which at first appear very unlike, that surprises and pleases people, and they call it wit.”
How difficult it is to explain wit to a child! and how much more difficult to fix its value and morality! About a month after this conversation had passed, S —— returned to the charge: his mind had not been completely settled about wit.
(January 9th, 1796.) “So, S —— , you don’t yet understand wit, I see,” said M —— to him, when he looked very grave at something that was said to him in jest. S —— immediately asked, “What is wit?”
M —— answered (laughing) “Wit is the folly of grown up people.”
Mr. —— . “How can you give the boy such an answer? Come to me, my dear, and I’ll try if I can give you a better. There are two kinds of wit, one which depends upon words, and another which depends upon thoughts. I will give you an instance of wit depending upon words:
“Hear yonder beggar, how he cries, I am so lame I cannot rise! If he tells truth, he lies.”
“Do you understand that?”
S —— . “No! If he tells truth, he lies! No, he can’t both tell truth and tell a lie at the same time; that’s impossible.”
Mr. —— . “Then there is something in the words which you don’t understand: in the common sense of the words, they contradict each other; but try if you can find out any uncommon sense — any word which can be understood in two senses.”
S —— muttered the words, “If he tells truth, he lies,” and looked indignant, but presently said, “Oh, now I understand; the beggar was lying down; he lies, means he lies down, not he tells a lie.”
The perception of the double meaning of the words, did not seem to please this boy; on the contrary, it seemed to provoke him; and he appeared to think that he had wasted his time upon the discovery.
Mr. —— . “Now I will give you an instance of wit that depends upon the ideas, rather than on the words. A man of very bad character had told falsehoods of another, who then made these two lines;
“Lie on, whilst my revenge shall be, To tell the very truth of thee.”
S —— approved of this immediately, and heartily, and recollected the only epigram he knew by rote, one which he had heard in conversation two or three months before this time. It was made upon a tall, stupid man, who had challenged another to make an epigram extempore upon him.
Unlike to Robinson shall be my song; It shall be witty, and it shan’t be long.
At the time S —— first heard this epigram, he had been as slow in comprehending it as possible; but after it had been thoroughly explained, it pleased him, and remained fixed in his memory.
Mr. —— observed, that this epigram contained wit both in words and in ideas: and he gave S —— one other example. “There were two contractors; I mean people who make a bargain with government, or with those who govern the country, to supply them with certain things at a certain price; there were two contractors, one of whom was employed to supply government with corn; the other agreed to supply government with rum. Now, you know, corn may be called grain, and rum may be called spirit. Both these contractors cheated in their bargain; both their names were the same; and the following epigram was made on them:
“Both of a name, lo! two contractors come; One cheats in corn, and t’other cheats in rum. Which is the greater, if you can, explain, A rogue in spirit, or a rogue in grain?”
“Spirit,” continued Mr. —— , “has another sense, you know — will, intention, soul; he has the spirit of a rogue; she has the spirit of contradiction. And grain has also another meaning; the grain of this table, the grain of your coat. Dyed in grain, means dyed into the substance of the material, so that the dye can’t be washed out. A rogue in grain, means a man whose habit of cheating is fixed in his mind: and it is difficult to determine which is the worst, a man who has the wish, or a man who has the habit, of doing wrong. At first it seems as if you were only asked which was the worst, to cheat in selling grain, or in selling spirit; but the concealed meaning, makes the question both sense and wit.”
These detailed examples, we fear, may appear tiresome; but we knew not how, without them, to explain ourselves fully. We should add, for the consolation of those who admire wit, and we are amongst the number ourselves, that it is much more likely that wit should be engrafted upon judgment, than that judgment should be engrafted upon wit. The boy whom we have just mentioned, who was so slow in comprehending the nature of wit, was asked whether he could think of any answer that Pope might have made to the officer who called him a note of interrogation.
S —— . “Is there any note which means answer?”
Mr. —— . “I don’t know what you mean.”
S —— . “Any note which means answer, as - - - - like the note of interrogation, which shows that a question is asked?”
Mr. —— . “No; but if there were, what then?”
S —— . “Pope might have called the man that note.”
S —— could not exactly explain his idea; somebody who was present said, that if he had been in Pope’s place, he would have called the officer a note of admiration. S —— would have made this answer, if he had been familiarly acquainted with the name of the note of admiration. His judgment taught him how to set about looking for a proper answer; but it could not lead him to the exact place for want of experience.
We hope that we have, in the chapter on books, f
ully explained the danger of accustoming children to read what they do not understand. Poetry, they cannot early comprehend; and even if they do understand it, they cannot improve their reasoning faculty by poetic studies. The analogies of poetry, and of reasoning, are very different. “The muse,” says an excellent judge upon this subject, “would make but an indifferent school-mistress.” We include under the head poetry, all books in which declamation and eloquence are substituted for reasoning. We should accustom our pupils to judge strictly of the reasoning which they meet with in books; no names of high authority should ever preclude an author’s arguments from examination.
The following passage from St. Pierre’s Etudes de la Nature, was read to two boys: H —— , 14 years old; S —— , 10 years old.
“Hurtful insects, present (the same) oppositions and signs of destruction; the gnat, thirsty of human blood, announces himself to our sight by the white spots with which his brown body is speckled; and by the shrill sound of his wings, which interrupts the calm of the groves, he announces himself to our ear as well as to our eye. The carnivorous wasp is streaked like the tiger, with bands of black over a yellow ground.”
H —— and S —— both at once exclaimed, that these spots in the gnat, and streaks in the wasp, had nothing to do with their stinging us. “The buzzing of the gnat,” said S —— , “would, I think, be a very agreeable sound to us, if we did not know that the gnat would sting, and that it was coming near us; and, as to the wasp, I remember stopping one day upon the stairs to look at the beautiful black and yellow body of a wasp. I did not think of danger, nor of its stinging me then, and I did not know that it was like the tiger. After I had been stung by a wasp, I did not think a wasp such a beautiful animal. I think it is very often from our knowing that animals can hurt us, that we think them ugly. We might as well say,” continued S —— , pointing to a crocus which was near him, “we might as well say, that a man who has a yellow face has the same disposition as that crocus, or that the crocus is in every thing like the man, because it is yellow.”
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