by Alan Hunter
‘Hullo, Dicky,’ Gently said. ‘I had to quieten them before you got here.’
CHAPTER SEVEN
Deeming wasn’t looking pleased. His eyes went frostily to Bixley. There was a sudden silence in the cafe. Nobody seemed inclined to break it. Jack Salmon was still on the floor and he remained where he was. Jeff Cook was picking up a chair. He let the chair stop in his hand. The rest went similarly still. Only Tony was hugging and wringing himself. The sound of a passing car came precisely. One could also hear Bixley’s heavy breathing.
‘I thought,’ Deeming said tightly, ‘I told you to keep it down with the screws. Like flipping the lid was square action. Like jeebies ought to be above it.’
Nobody said anything. Bixley dribbled a spittle of blood on the floor. Deeming came slowly out of the doorway, took a stand before Bixley.
‘So what’s it about, Sid?’ he said. ‘You seem to have been in amongst it. How come you got that poke in the mouth and like there’s been a landslide in the neighbourhood?’
‘He was needling me again,’ Bixley jerked. ‘Like I can’t stand that screw needling me.’
‘Yuh, he was needling him,’ Hallman said. ‘That’s how it was, ain’t it, blokes?’
‘Yuh, he was needling him,’ several of them repeated. ‘That’s how it was. He was needling Sid.’
‘So then all you cool cats flip your lids?’
‘Like I couldn’t help it,’ Bixley said. ‘He jabbed me rotten. He was being smart. Like he was trying to make me poke him.’
‘And like he succeeded,’ said Deeming scathingly, ‘if the blood you’re spitting is anything to go by. I thought I could depend on you, Sid. I thought I’d talked some cool sense into you.’
‘Yuh, but there’s a limit,’ Bixley said.
‘A limit like yours,’ said Deeming, ‘is dangerous.’
‘I tell you I wasn’t going to poke him,’ Bixley said. ‘Just lean on him some. I was trying to lean on him.’
‘And like he leaned back.’
‘Yuh,’ Bixley snarled. ‘Like he did. And I took a poke.’
‘Did you think he was a pushover?’ Deeming said. ‘Did you think you could lean on him and he wouldn’t lean back?’ He swung round from Bixley, turned to Gently. ‘So what’s the score, screw?’ he said. ‘Are you hanging Sid up on the grounds he’s taken a poke at you?’
Gently shook his head slowly. ‘It wouldn’t be worth it, would it?’ he said.
‘You dig him?’ Bixley snapped out. ‘It’s all needle, needle, needle.’
‘Like,’ Deeming said sharply, ‘you’ll let me handle this, Sid. This screw isn’t so square as a lot of screws you’ll meet.’
‘Thank you, Dicky,’ Gently said.
‘I could pan him,’ Bixley said.
‘But what you will do,’ Deeming said, ‘is to pick up Tony’s chairs and table.’
There was a scramble to pick them up. Bixley didn’t join in it. He grabbed a chair, flopped on it heavily, sat licking at his lip and eyeing Gently. Deeming singled out Hallman to collect the broken plates and glasses. He gave the pile a casual scrutiny, laid a pound note on the counter.
‘Will this cover it, Tony?’ he asked.
Tony nodded, screwing his face up.
‘Sorry,’ Deeming said, ‘about the dust-up. It won’t happen again, Tony. You’ve got my word for it.’
‘I don’t lika the trouble, Mister Deeming,’ Tony said.
‘Me neither,’ said Deeming. ‘It’s screwball. And like I’ve talked to these guys some more I’ll put some hip into them yet. I’m not a jee for trouble, Tony.’
‘No, Mister Deeming,’ Tony said.
‘That’s not the way to be real,’ Deeming said. ‘That’s just the square action coming out.’
He came back to Gently.
‘I saw your car,’ he said. ‘Like I was just going out for a spin. I wondered if you’d care to ride along.’
‘With you, pillion?’ Gently asked.
‘Sure, pillion,’ Deeming said. ‘Have you ridden a Bonneville before? Man, they’re cool, they’re refrigerative.’
Gently hesitated. All of them were watching him. He dropped a couple of reflective puffs.
‘I’ve come along this far,’ he said. ‘I might as well go the whole distance.’
‘Crazy, you’ll go for it,’ Deeming said. ‘Jack, lend the screw your helmet and goggles. Man, I can guarantee this will send you. I dig your style. This’ll put you way out.’
His slate eyes glinted a smile at Gently. Bixley spat some more blood on the floor.
They rode back into town, down the High Street, past the Sun. The cloud had thinned now to a light haze and the light was golden and the air warm. Gently’s helmet was rather small for him, felt like a crown perched on his head. He felt a little ridiculous straddling the pillion and holding Deeming by his waist. The slipstream plucked at his light trousers though they were tucked into his socks. Where only the socks protected his ankles were two bands of chilled flesh. He had a sensation of insecurity. His seat on the bike seemed precarious. He was naked and unfenced from the streets and buildings that flickered by him.
Beyond the Sun they crossed the bridge and headed, as he knew they would, in the direction of Castlebridge. On the short run through the town Deeming had shown himself a talented rider. He rode steadily, at an even pace, seeming to adjust the traffic to suit himself. Now, as they passed the delimit, he twisted the throttle open with a smooth precision. The machine seemed to be soaring away from Gently, as though it were climbing and he was sliding off. He clung tighter, crouched over Deeming. The slipstream punched him like icy dough. The road, a streaky grey death, unreamed a few inches below his feet. The note of the engine was a pummelling throb and the heat from it was roasting the insides of his shins. Traffic exploded on their right. Sometimes it howled past Gently’s elbow. A monstrous truck rose up ahead, slanted to the left, went by in madness. They were into the trees in under two minutes. The trees were ghosts. They didn’t seem to belong.
Deeming’s back pushed hard at Gently and the road came wheeling up from the right.
‘Roll!’ Deeming bawled over his shoulder. ‘Christ, roll with me, or you’ll have us off!’
The road sank back. They were on a straight again. The machine was soaring in its climb to speed. They knifed through traffic that notched both sides of them, the trees sprang open in an insane geometry. Gently had stopped now trying to resist, to brace himself for the violence of disaster. A half-real mirage was all that contained them. It kept falling away from their inevitable onset. Nothing was real except the machine and the two of them. They were out of the world. They were alone, unreachable.
‘Roll!’ Deeming bawled, pressing backwards.
This time Gently relaxed, leaning with him. The grass verge reeled in a crescendo at their shoulders, stayed with them, slid away into its streaming level.
‘You’ve got it!’ Deeming roared. ‘Just let yourself go with me. And man, hang on tight. This is where we hit the ton.’
They had come to Five Mile Drove. Its vacuum of straightness was sucking them into it. Like the glorious path of an arrow it split upwards towards the sky. And on the path of that arrow they hung poised in an immaculate balance, the world falling away from them, faded away in divine speed. He felt a curious sense of freedom, a calm almost. He seemed released into a peacefulness, a huge detachment from the diminished physical. In a sort of wonderment he noticed the tree expanding like some black, spiritual flower, at first slowly, then urgently, then rushing into the sky. At the same moment an invisible hand crushed him back from the peace he experienced. The vision, the sensation, was dragged away from him. He was painfully returned to the dull moment.
Deeming slid over on to the level ground that surrounded the tree, bucked joltingly up to it, dropped his feet, cut the engine. Gently’s ears were still buzzing, the air felt suddenly hot and thin. His legs were aching. He was aware of pain from the chilled bands around his ankles. Deem
ing raised his goggles, twisted his head round. His eyes rested on Gently smilingly.
‘You get it now, screw,’ he asked, ‘like the way it was with Lister?’
Gently raised his goggles also. His face was burning and stiff.
‘The ton and nineteen,’ Deeming said. ‘That was cooling it some, screw. That was touching it good and hard. That was way out, way out. And you were getting the kick, screw. Like that’s a kick you can’t miss. You were on the borders, you know? You were on the borders way out.’
‘You’re a good rider,’ Gently said.
‘Yeah,’ Deeming said. ‘Sid taught me.’
‘He’s another good rider,’ Gently said.
‘Sure,’ Deeming said. ‘That makes two of us.’
‘Two good riders,’ Gently said.
Deeming gave him a broad grin. ‘I like you, screw,’ he said. ‘You’re subtle. You’re cool, too, in your Squaresville way.’
He raised his hand, made a gesture of fiddling.
‘Like that was just the allegro movement,’ he said. ‘But that’s not all. I’ve got an adagio for you. Like you’re through with the interval I’ll make with the baton.’
He pulled his goggles back down, lifted the bike and kicked the starter. They bumped back on the road, pointed towards town again. Deeming rode at a fluent sixty but sixty now seemed a crawl: it took them all of five minutes to put the tree back on the horizon. They approached the scene of Lister’s crash, neared the lane that cut in just before it. Deeming slowed and took the lane. Its surface was soft and littered with pine needles. The boughs of the pine trees met above it and the air was moist and resin-scented. The lane went straight for some distance, then slanted left, and again right. They passed an enamelled fire-warning notice with beneath it a stock of beating brooms.
‘Like Canada,’ Deeming jerked over his shoulder. ‘I’ve seen it like this in Canada, screw.’
There was a deadness and hush among the close-packed trees that seemed to absorb the low throb of the engine.
It continued for above a mile, changing direction in straight slants, rising and falling over shallow ridges, and with occasional surfaces of loose gravel. Then the tall trees knifed away and gave place to a grove of saplings, then the saplings stopped abruptly to reveal a nursery of bush trees. The nursery was fenced with small-mesh netting. It bore the fire-warning plates. The young trees had a bluish bloom and the wistful appearance of bold callowness. Deeming slowed right down through the nursery as though he wanted Gently to take it in. At the end it was protected by twin lines of birches and beyond the birches they were out on the brecks.
Deeming kept to his slow pace. The lane was a barely visible track. About it the brecks went sweeping and rolling in blackish and tawny valleys and ridges. There was nothing to see but these undulations. They moved from one horizon to the other. Their vegetation was bramble, heath, furze, and russet patches of bracken. They lacked landmark or direction. They had apparently no bird-life. They had a silence as of unbelievable age, or as though they were listening. Even their sky seemed lower and stiller and watching the dark stillness beneath.
‘Spooky, isn’t it?’ Deeming commented out of the corner of his mouth. ‘You know, I go for this, screw. Like it reminds me of the outback. You ever been down under, screw?’
‘No,’ Gently said. ‘Not yet.’
‘You get it just like this,’ Deeming said. ‘But like it’s hotter and the sky’s hollow. I had a spell at a station out a bit from Alice. Big drought country, screw, say it’s five hundred from Alice. I was herding on the trail, slept in places like this. Mulga trees. Abos. Spooky as hell, it was.’
‘On the borders?’ Gently asked.
‘Yeah, plumb on them,’ Deeming said. ‘Like I hadn’t thrown that jazz then, but I was getting the kick all the same. And the kick you get here, maybe you get it a bit stronger. Because like your abos are ghosts, screw, though they’re still here, they haven’t moved out.’
‘It’s a theory,’ Gently said.
‘Too right it is,’ said Deeming.
They went on riding. At times the track seemed to disappear altogether. Its line was straight, it followed a depression or climbed a ridge indifferently. From the top of the ridges you could see some miles, but all those miles were more breck: there was only the black Chase far behind, perhaps a couple of firs far ahead. The sky was whitish without gradation. The sun was a brightness over to the left.
At last they did arrive at something that made an event in the sameness. It was a level depression of a few acres, grown with scanty, brownish grass. At either side it had hummocky ground and on one of the hummocks were the two firs they had seen. The track passed by the nearer hummocks and crossed the depression to a point near the fir trees. Deeming followed it there and stopped. He killed the engine, thrust up his goggles.
‘What do you make of this?’ he asked.
Gently climbed stiffly off the bike. He was getting tired of his pillion-riding, tired of the weight of the helmet.
‘It could have been camping ground,’ he said.
Deeming shook his head. ‘No water, cobber. The abos didn’t build camps away from water. Like you must give them a little sense.’
‘What do you say it is?’ Gently asked.
‘Well, it could be a holy place,’ Deeming said. He had his eyes fixed hard on Gently. ‘You reckon it might be a holy place?’ he said.
Gently didn’t say anything. He felt for his pipe and filled it. After a moment Deeming propped the bike, fetched out a case, lit a cigarette.
‘Like these broken bits here could have been barrows,’ he said. ‘Maybe some squares bust them up, looking for loot and whatnot.’
‘Maybe,’ Gently said.
‘You think it’s likely?’ Deeming asked.
‘I wouldn’t know,’ Gently said. ‘Better ask an archaeologist.’
‘Yeah, but I’m curious,’ Deeming said. ‘I get a wild kick out here. I stop here long and it sends me, I don’t know who or where I am. You ever get a kick like that?’
‘I’m too much of a square,’ Gently said.
‘I was out here this morning,’ Deeming said. ‘You know? It sent me, I was gone for hours.’
‘Which particular hours?’ Gently said.
‘Like you’ve beat me there,’ said Deeming. ‘But man, I touch it here so hard it’s a wonder I get back in again.’
‘Try eating chocolates,’ Gently said.
‘Yuh?’ Deeming said. ‘What’s that for a crack?’
Gently shrugged, climbed up the hummock, took some steps round its perimeter. It was very roughly circular and the middle and one side seemed to have been excavated. The hollow was carpeted with needles and fir cones. There lay in it also a cigarette packet and two or three ends. He climbed down the side of the hollow and retrieved them. They were fresh. They hadn’t been in the dew.
‘You smoke Player’s?’ he demanded of Deeming.
Deeming grinned. ‘Like I do, screw,’ he said.
‘They’d be Player’s,’ Gently said, ‘in your case?’
Deeming took out his case, snapped it open, showed them.
‘I needn’t have asked that, need I?’ Gently said.
‘Sure,’ Deeming said. ‘You’re a screw. It checks. I tell you I’ve been here all the morning, and like you want to prove it. That’s being a screw.’
‘Why should I want to know you’d been here all the morning?’
Deeming opened his big palms. ‘You tell me,’ he said.
‘I’ll tell you something,’ Gently said. ‘There’s a lot of imagination being used.’
‘Imagination?’ Deeming said.
‘Yes. And Bixley hasn’t got much.’
Deeming made a face at him. ‘You’re being subtle, screw,’ he said. ‘Man, you’re the one for the sly dig. It sends me, the way you give it spin.’
Gently looked at him, puffing. He dropped the packet and ends back in the hollow.
The track bore to the righ
t past the depression, or perhaps was joined by a second track. Neither track was distinct enough to suggest which way it was. But they rode away from the two firs at a right angle to their line of approach, the depression quickly melting back into the anonymity of the brecks. Deeming was humming to himself. It was a theme of Beethoven’s. He rode faster on this return leg, but still not very fast. The sun had strengthened as it began to set and was filling the hollows with slaty shadow. Some low mist was forming. It kept in the hollows.
Eventually the track become more regular and some low trees showed ahead of it, then they came up with a scrubby hedge, a bit of pasture, and a sheep-pen. The pasture showed more frequently. They passed a cottage with a smoking chimney. Just beyond it they went through a farmyard and through farm gates on to a narrow road. A mile further and they could see traffic passing on a hedgeless, straight, main road. It was the Norwich road. At the intersection a fingerpost said ‘Latchford 3’. Deeming turned his head, showing his teeth.
‘You’ll be back for tea, screw,’ he said. ‘You like it I break two minutes between here and town?’
He didn’t wait for an answer but wound the throttle three parts open. The machine soared off like a comet. They broke two minutes quite easily. Deeming tickered it in to Tony’s park where the other machines were still lined up, placed it precisely in the line, shut it down and dropped the rest. Bixley strutted out from the doorway, stood looking ugly with his swollen upper lip.
‘That was the coda, screw, that last bit,’ Deeming said, swinging his goggles. ‘Like I wanted you to have the full treatment, double-side L.P.’
His eyes were sparkling, he looked elated, he gave Bixley a flip on the shoulder.
‘The screw just loved it,’ he said. ‘The screw just loved every minute.’
‘Yuh, he must have done,’ Bixley said thickly.
‘Sure, he was crazy with it,’ Deeming said. ‘Like he would have gone on touching till we ran out of gas. You underestimate the screw, Sid. You underestimate him bad. But he’s wild there at the bottom of him, he’s a wild, way-out screw. And like you’d do well to remember that, Sid, if you have any deals with him. It’s crazy, the way he picks up tricks. You don’t fool him for five minutes.’