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  enjoyed showing us off to their equally chubby pals at Sneaky Pete’s.

  You wouldn’t know it to look at them I suppose, but those phone

  operator chicks can be pretty fucking wild. Denise’s fellatio was

  really quite fine before she started getting all whirly on me.

  Oh well.

  I don’t know what it is about Chesley that always slays me so

  much. I think it’s because no one else can match his wild excitement.

  I always feel super invigorated when he is around. It’s been like that

  ever since we were at college, as freshmen together in the dorm.

  Charles was a treat as well. He is utterly the gentle soul, a person

  of true artistic temperament. Live and let live is his motto. He is the

  most tolerant man I have ever known. I like him a lot and admire him

  just as much.

  Publishing my book would be a great accomplishment. I think

  about it all the time.

  Next I’m going to start writing a brief pitch to the precinct people,

  asking them to elect me to the state central committee. More check

  off money is available than ever before. We must direct it to

  candidates who will support human rights, political reform, renewable

  energy, an end to destructive development, and a healthy economy

  based on the conservation of resources. That should just about cover

  it.

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  CHAPTER FIVE

  Love Signs

  June 6, 1978

  If only I could walk my book around to the publishers, let them see

  my face, I know it would make a big difference. As it stands now, the

  task seems nearly impossible.

  And yet I persist.

  Had an interview with the local library board tonight. It was my

  usual performance: A fumbling start culminating in an outstanding

  finish.

  I often make a poor first impression. But I always make a great last

  impression.

  Being stoned and slightly drunk probably did not help matters

  much. Harry and Nick insisted on getting me wasted before I went.

  Those two scamps are incorrigible. It’s because Harry’s ex-wife

  Shana is on the library board. I kept looking at her and wondering if

  all the things Harry says about her weird sexual appetites are true.

  So I smiled at Shana and we talked about books, meanwhile

  wondering if she really enjoys getting spanked before fucking.

  The whole scene was really very strange.

  * * * *

  June 11, 1978

  It’s just a lot of self-torture. I know it is. I’m staying at Lori

  Sanchez’s house in Eugene this evening. Late last night I rummaged

  through a few letters she had on her desk to see if there was anything

  from Ms. Ellsworth that might throw a little light on her more or less

  enigmatic behavior.

  Am I insane? Of course I am.

  But there was nothing. I felt ashamed for even looking. I’m

  thinking I might write to Ms. Ellsworth again. Why, I do not know. I

  think maybe because I’m still in love with her.

  It’s crazy, isn’t it? What did she do to me? I must resist this

  irrational impulse.

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  Still sort of drunk from before. Slowly sobering up. Been in town

  all weekend. Thinking about what it would be like to get Ms.

  Ellsworth pregnant, trying to imagine it.

  Doing it deliberately, I mean, instead of by accident. Saw that

  Natalie Wood movie, Love with A Proper Stranger, with Lori and her

  (still hanging around) boyfriend Bill. Natalie’s in the film with a guy

  whose name I can never remember. It’s about an unplanned

  pregnancy and what happens afterwards.

  Very well done, for the time.

  Ms. Ellsworth wanted a husband, a baby, a home, security, the

  whole middle class bit. That other guy hasn’t come through yet

  either. What a fucking dork.

  My mind takes strange turns of late. Gave Bill a copy of my

  manuscript. I have several now. Uh huh. I’m releasing it to the

  reading public. Probably a mistake, but that’s how it goes.

  The Road to Rio with Bing and Bob is on the tube right now. Gotta

  smoke some dope to appreciate it fully.

  I hate you. I loathe you. I despise you.

  * * * *

  June 13, 1978

  Weird, weird stuff I am writing late at night in the midst of my

  drunken stupors. May not be able to resist the urge to write Ms.

  Ellsworth again. Regarding the idea, Lori took a neutral stance.

  Maybe yes, maybe no.

  She said she hasn’t been around Polly enough during the past three

  years to know what she is thinking. Although, based on what Lori has

  heard from Polly, her present situation with this guy has to be

  frustrating.

  So what if I try to contact Polly, what then? She will no doubt

  respond with one of her smarmy, superior missives. Ah well, so

  what? She is my one true audience, my first steady reader. The little

  sneak. We shall see what we shall see.

  Last weekend was fun. Saw a lot of people, whose names I will

  omit. Makes me wish I still lived in Eugene. Well, I don’t. I often

  wish for a lot of things. But rarely do they come to pass.

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  And I am so impatient.

  Also watched the movie Where’s Poppa? with Lori and Bill on

  Saturday night. Apparently Bill is back in Lori’s life.

  No doubt a measure of her desperation.

  The movie was a lot of fun and so were they.

  The three of us laughed and laughed. The movie was written by

  Robert Klane, whose work I love. His novella "The Horse Is Dead" I

  consider a droll classic. Also dig "Fire Sale." Mick turned me on to

  Klane’s writing.

  I try to keep myself busy with various projects as a way of

  suppressing the self-destructive urges that constantly oppress me.

  Among people, I am too talky, too vulnerable, too unsure of myself. I

  am not like most other men.

  I’m afraid the experience I had with Ms. Ellsworth in 1975 really

  took the wind out of my sails. It really did. In retrospect, I think she

  decided that I did not love her when instead I was merely inept at

  expressing it.

  It is unfortunate that I could not get inside her head at certain key

  junctures in our relationship. A smoother evolution of our love affair

  might have been the result. Possibly if I had been a little older, wiser,

  more mature.

  But she had my journals to read (without my permission) and I did

  not have hers. She did not write down her thoughts, being afraid of

  such endeavors, so to speak. We weren’t reading each other’s minds,

  she was only reading mine.

  What can I say? Many things I set down only to try them out as

  thoughts or ideas. But once they are on paper they seem like the last

  fucking word. Permanent. Tablets brought down from fucking Sinai.

  Chiseled in stone. Okay, so I am/was/were a compulsive writer. Is

  that such a fucking crime?

  Is it? In any case, I can’t escape what I have written and the

  explanation that there is more to me than what appears on paper rings

  false to non-writers.

  The summer we spent together, Polly told me she wanted to get
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  them as ideas. No! In truth I want, or at least wanted, the same

  things. But I just wasn’t completely sure about her. Polly came on so

  strong, so needy. And I was still sort of leery after my experience

  with Leanne.

  Now Ms. Ellsworth has been with another man for going on two

  years, a man who has provided her with neither ring nor baby. Lori is

  right. How frustrated she must be.

  I can feel it all the way from here.

  * * * *

  June 16, 1978

  Political letter idea:

  We must always remember that the Democratic Party has been

  America’s most consistent vehicle for peaceful social change since the

  1930s. We have since witnessed the fall of old institutions and the

  rise of new ones.

  Throughout it all, the Democratic Party lives on.

  Our highest achievement as Democrats has been our ability to call

  forth the best in people, expressing our better natures in intelligent

  government action. Our party serves a useful and noble purpose.

  Blah blah blah.

  Got an ink pad for my new address stamp. All goes well so far.

  Planning to submit ten sample chapters to publishers next week and

  see what happens. I also have a chatty letter going out to 200 of my

  closest political friends. Just between you and me.

  Want to get it rolling real soon.

  Secret Address:

  Roberta Klane

  1790 HWY 101 #7

  Beachtown, OR 97439

  That is where the weed goes, Mickey. Don’t let that lousy federal

  narc Black Pete get wind of it.

  * * * *

  June 20, 1978

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  Practically in a frenzy this past week, working on various projects

  all at once. Mailed out the political letter ten minutes ago, dropping it

  the box outside the post office. A total of 210 pieces altogether.

  My literary mailing is nearly ready as well. It means I am broke

  again. I really shelled out the money for this stuff. The postage alone

  came to $35. Nothing comes cheap anymore. Used the "boy next

  door" photo on the political thing that Katrine took of me last year.

  Hope it helps.

  The only thing holding up the literary queries at this point is the

  cover letter. I am not satisfied with what I have written so far. The

  form is sound, but the words need fine-tuning.

  Busy busy busy.

  Megan delighted me the other day. I’ve been reading Jack

  Kerouac’s novel Tristessa at my desk and when I was done, she asked

  if she could borrow it. She liked it so much she checked out On The

  Road from the public library. I was working at my desk when she

  came up to me and touched me on the shoulder, saying:

  "What’s your road, man? – holyboy road, madman road, rainbow

  road, guppy road, any road. It’s an anywhere road for anybody

  anyhow. Where body how?"

  She’d memorized the speech that Dean Moriarty makes to Sal

  Paradise on page 251 of the Penguin edition of the Kerouac classic. I

  laughed and made her repeat it a couple times. She’s such fun. She

  really knows her books. You can’t fake literary appreciation. Either

  you have it or you don’t.

  We talked about poetry. Her favorite is Diane Wakoski. I’d sort of

  heard of her but had not read any of her stuff. Megan gave me Inside

  The Blood Factory to read and another one, Virtuoso Literature For

  Two And Four Hands.

  They both knocked me out – they’re so great!

  It is blue. It is blue. It is blue.

  I love that stuff.

  Ms. Wakoski writes absolute fucking dynamite poetry.

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  Another poet Megan loves is Gary Snyder, one of the younger

  beats. His book Turtle Island won the Pulitzer Prize for poetry in

  1975. Also very good.

  Then Megan told me a curious thing. She said Mark hardly ever

  reads books at all except for school assignments. Most of his time is

  spent attending these Eastern Fellowship meetings when he is in

  Eugene. He’s really into it, she said.

  That excellent South African weed arrived from Mick last

  Thursday, June 15. So far I have half a letter written to him, including

  my thanks. I’ll hold off on finishing it until I am in a more expansive

  frame of mind. Right now I’m in the mood for a tiny puff of this

  terrific new reefer.

  * * * *

  June 21, 1978

  Attended the Governor’s Conference on Upward Mobility today.

  Why oh why must the universe conspire to torture me in so many

  ways? This was a seminar on how to get ahead in the state employee

  system, for crying out loud.

  Because I am presently a state employee at a lower end salary range

  of 14 or below, I was required to be there.

  So there I was with my fellow co-worker Megan and Josie, our

  other ADC worker on staff. Returning home we smoked dope in the

  state car (me and Megan, not Josie) and really had a good time. I

  really like them both a lot, but especially Megan. She is absolutely

  fucking wonderful, to look at and to talk with. Have mercy, is she

  ever gorgeous! What a beauty.

  Makes Polly Ellsworth seem a trifle dowdy by comparison. Amy

  Lawrence, meet Becky Thatcher. Not a day goes by when I do not

  experience some pang of inward regret that Megan is married to Mark

  and therefore off limits.

  My life is filled with women. I am surrounded by them from the

  moment I arrive at work until the moment I go home. They are so

  much easier to get along with than men. They have so much more

  compassion and more refinement. They are cleaner and smell better,

  too.

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  For reasons I do not entirely grasp, I have no trouble at all making

  them laugh. I just start talking. In the car I had Megan and Josie in

  stitches and that was even before I brought out the stick of reefer.

  I wish somehow I could find that special woman. If Ms. Ellsworth

  had given me the chance, I know I would have been a good husband

  to her, no matter what she might say now.

  The same with Marie, I’m sure, if I hadn’t (foolishly) turned her

  down. Alas, the right woman for Patrick J. Compton has yet to come

  along.

  Probably never shall.

  Finished the letter to Mick today, a nice long one. I got a good start

  on it during the boring parts of the Upward Mobility Conference.

  Geez, what a crock of shit that was.

  * * * *

  June 25, 1978

  The things I expect to like I wind up hating and the reverse is also

  often true.

  * * * *

  June 27, 1978

  A busy, busy fellow I am these days. Unfortunately, the dope

  smoking isn’t doing me much good. Every evening, I slip into this

  green-tinged world fantasy garden. What a way to live. I’m

  completely ashamed of myself. Gotta stop it pronto. I hereby make a

  solemn vow to reform – one of these days.

  Sent a copy of my book to Polly Ellsworth today. Don’t tell me

  I’m crazy. I already know that. I can’t help myself – t
he urge to share

  just comes over me. I thought I was pretty witty about it though,

  telling her that as my first reader she deserves an update.

  I’m trying to combat negative behaviors by taking positive action.

  That’s what the psychologist who spoke at the Upward Mobility

  seminar advised us to do. Take positive action.

  So that’s what I’m attempting with my thinly fictionalized personal

  adventure writing. To tell you the truth, I get a lot of pleasure out of

  reading and writing. Intellectual pursuits are my real joy. Last year

  (1977) in Portland, with the Central Library nearby, I read over 300

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  books. Every Saturday morning I was there bright and early when the

  doors opened. Every spare minute I spent reading and writing,

  reading and writing. Try doing that with a woman hanging around.

  Words are my hope, my joy. Someday I hope to write things that

  aren’t so stupidly self-absorbed as what I am writing now. That day

  apparently hasn’t arrived yet.

  The State Democratic Party meets in two days at the Morse Ranch

  outside Eugene. I’ll have to work out my remarks and practice them.

  I’m pretty sure I’ll preach party unity – that’s always a big crowd

  pleaser.

  Wonder if I’ll see Jill Deskins there. Probably not. I think I may

  ask Dave McNeese to nominate me for an at-large central committee

  spot. If he won’t, I’ll ask John Thomas.

  Sent my first query about the book to Doubleday. Talk about

  nerve. I have impossible hopes for my project. I don’t know what

  makes me so special.

  There are a zillion other goddamn writers out there. I’m just

  another drop in the bucket, so to speak.

  Ms. Ellsworth has my original typescript. I figure she will destroy

  it for the sake of humanity. It would really be quite a noble gesture on

  her part. I have no hope of merchandising it at present for big bucks,

  although that is my ultimate goal.

  I can imagine what her reaction will likely be. She could call it

  tasteless, among other things. She is so refined now, you know, all

  grown up and responsible.

  Wrote still another version of the query letter tonight. I keep

  working it over and over. I think this one is better, although probably

 

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