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  memories. It is a horror to write and yet I push myself through it, am

  deep into it.

  What started it was this: My deranged client called me collect from

  the mental hospital, demanding to know if she was going to get any

  free money this month.

  Oh, what typical behavior. I refused the call. Twice. She’s

  abusive when she calls, swearing at me and calling me names. A

  woman just like my mother. To hell with her, I say. I don’t give a

  damn if her next call is to the branch manager.

  By all means let it be so. Let’s cut out the middleman, namely me.

  There is no reason why I should take shit from a psycho. when I’m

  not paid nearly enough for that. I told the manager I won’t deal with

  her. I’m just a hired hand, employed to keep the paperwork flowing

  smoothly. I don’t make the rules. If I deal with her it just takes away

  from the normal poor people. I don’t care what the rules are. Just

  give me a desk and a stack of forms and I will pump out the work.

  I’m not here to be abused by some fucking scrag.

  Damn.

  Still looking for places where I can send my stories. The

  confession market buys hundreds of scripts every year but who can

  read that stuff, let alone write it? Is that any outlet for my sharp,

  superbly paced prose?

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  The broadest vision, the deepest scope, the deftly fluid style that

  effortlessly combines both grace and power? Wouldn’t I be wasting

  my time writing confession stories? I think so. Perhaps horror or

  detective stories are a possibility. Sex comedies might even be more

  like it.

  Spent all last month working to snag a slot on the Central

  Committee and I still lost. Fuck politics. It’s a fool’s pastime. Their

  loss is my gain. I’m going to concentrate on earning money instead.

  Things don’t always go the way you plan, but they usually work out

  somehow.

  * * * *

  July 7, 1978

  Split work early to go to the Country Fair with Megan today. In

  separate vehicles. The fair opened right at noon and we were among

  the first people they let through the gate. Afterwards, I came back to

  town and she went on to meet Mark in Eugene.

  I had a pretty strange experience there with a palm reader. Megan

  was trying on a couple of tie-dyed sundresses while I waited for her.

  We were both kinda stoned. This middle-aged hippie dame had a

  palm reading booth set up near the place selling dresses. Her name

  was The Amazing Maureen. The Amazing Maureen kept pestering

  me to let her read my palm. I refused but she was very persistent.

  "For you I will reduce my fee," Maureen said. "Three dollars

  instead of five."

  She had an attractive face and a nice body, with flecks of gray in

  her long black hair, which was partly tied in a braid. A hippie

  masquerading a gypsy. Or vice versa.

  Maureen also had about 20 bracelets on her wrists, and wore a

  shiny blue vest over her print dress. The vest was decorated with

  crescent moons and stars. And I sort of I did like the way Maureen’s

  skimpy vest displayed her braless breasts.

  Hmmm.

  Megan was taking her time so I gave Maureen three bucks. After

  asking my name, she took my hand in hers. She jumped a little at our

  first touch.

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  "Ooooohh," Maureen said. "My goodness! Such potent male

  energy. I’m sure the women can’t resist you."

  "They have so far," I said.

  "Oh, I’m sure you’ve had your problems," Maureen said, gazing at

  my palm. "But look at this peculiar triple-pronged heart line of yours.

  There are of course many ways to read the palm, but mine is to

  consider the love signs."

  "Love signs? What do you mean?"

  "The wounds left by Cupids are known as love signs. Cupids do

  the work of the feminine spirits here on earth. Their arrows bring

  lovers together or split them asunder."

  Maureen traced a long red fingernail down a narrow valley ending

  at the edge of my right palm. The center line there splits into three

  shorter lines about two thirds of the way across, like a pitchfork.

  "Your triple-pronged heart line shows that three feminine spirits are

  competing fiercely for your heart. In ancient times these feminine

  spirits were referred to as The Fates. They spin the threads of

  existence in different colors. Your hand shows a conflict between a

  gray spirit, a brown spirit, and a blue spirit. They have struggled over

  you from since the beginning of time. Eventually one will prevail,

  and she will rule some future universe with you. In this life, each

  spirit fields a champion. Every life you go through plays out another

  round in the game, until a day and night of Shiva has passed."

  I had to admit. Maureen’s line of bullshit was damn good.

  "How long is a day and night of Shiva?" I asked.

  "About twenty billion years."

  "Holy cow. That’s longer than I can wait."

  The Amazing Maureen laughed.

  "In your life," she went on, "the feminine spirits are not yet finished

  with their war for ascendancy in matter of your heart. I see the battle

  becoming very bitter."

  "You’re telling me," I said, sarcastically.

  Maureen pointed at my palm. "See how your heart line is so

  crooked, so braided? – its quite a struggle among them. You are a

  tempting prize, Patrick, one all three are determined to win. Watch

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  out. You must be very careful in the near future. Dangerous days lie

  ahead."

  "I want my money back," I said. "You’re just making all this shit

  up."

  Amazing Maureen laughed and kept right on talking. She read both

  my hands and even turned them over to check out the backs. She said

  I was going to be very successful but it was going to take an ungodly

  long time and require a huge amount of work.

  "I’m not sure I like that prediction," I said.

  Suddenly Megan was at my elbow.

  "You’re having your palm read?" She asked.

  "Just for the hell of it," I answered.

  Maureen shot Megan a glance.

  "She has pretty blue eyes, doesn’t she?"

  "Yeah," I agreed, as Maureen let go of my hand.

  "Your lucky card is the Nine of Diamonds," Maureen said, as we

  walked away. Megan asked me what Maureen meant with the bit

  about her eyes. I said it was just a bunch of bullshit.

  Other than me wasting my money, the Country Fair was, as usual,

  quite a spectacle. The brazen sight of so many bare breasted young

  women cavorting about hither and yon had me rubbernecking no end.

  * * * *

  July 11, 1978

  Wrote a long letter to an editor at Avon Books today. I got her

  name by calling Avon on the state WATS line. I’m not so sure about

  this letter – it’s an uneven piece, not too remarkable. It’s hard to sell

  myself. I find myself parodying my own style, and that’s the worst

  thing you can do. I mean, I’m not even myself yet, so who am I

  kidding?

  The question of "Am I who?" continues to plague the 26 year old
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  Patrick. He is in a quandary. Oh, what to do, what to do?

  Been reading a lot of B. Traven lately. I absolutely love The Death

  Ship. It’s like working at the welfare office – not one bit different, I

  swear.

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  Traven’s such a storyteller. I wish I were more developed than I

  am. I suppose it will come with time. I am only 26. What does

  anybody know when they are 26?

  The child abuse story is getting lost in a jumble of other ideas. It

  may be a dead cat. I’m beginning to worry about myself again. I feel

  these self-destructive impulses welling up within. I feel so detached

  from other people. My neighbors Harry and Nick, are fun to drink

  and shoot the shit with but nevertheless we three are interested in

  different things.

  Waiting for Ms. Ellsworth to return my manuscript. I expect her to

  respond something like this:

  "I know how much this probably means to you, and I admire your

  effort in writing it. But it doesn’t do a thing for me. Nor do I

  particularly appreciate how you view other people’s lives. I think you

  are bitter and quite disturbed. Why are you so hateful and negative?

  Why can’t you be more positive?"

  My guess is that it will be something nice and uplifting and cheery

  like that. She’s very mature now, you know.

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  CHAPTER SIX

  A Ted Ted Ted Ted World

  July 12, 1978

  Yesterday I decided that I am a lousy writer because I write like a

  simpleton. No New Yorker style prose is mine. Whenever I read my

  own stuff, it’s like reading the words from a cretin who can barely

  string a sentence together. A punk moron with a typewriter is what I

  am.

  I’ve thought about it a zillion times. What difference does it make

  if you have something to say? If you can’t express the words artfully,

  you’re sunk.

  Can’t get anywhere on this child abuse story. The concussion and

  the little head-shaped hole in the drywall are there, but beyond that

  it’s formless. No real theme. No focus. No unity of vision. I can’t

  get into the mind of a woman who would beat her children so

  viciously and so often that the grade school feels compelled to call the

  Child Protection Division.

  Even though I have had a psychopathic harridan as my own mother,

  the underlying thought process (or lack thereof) which result in the

  torture of children simply horrify me.

  We were more neglected as children than actually abused. We only

  got hit when we demanded their time and attention. We soon learned

  not to demand either. My way was to avoid Lois and Jim as much as

  possible. It is still my way with authority of any type: Strict

  avoidance. If authority must be confronted, I prefer guerilla warfare.

  Now that I think about it, the old bitch probably could have been

  effectively threatened, if Mick and I had ever thought of doing it. As

  teenagers we could have just squealed on her to the authorities if she

  didn’t behave.

  I’ll bet that would have had interesting consequences.

  Might just go in another direction altogether with my story, if I can

  marshal the emotional strength for it. The desire to write another

  novel brews in the back of my head all day long, day in and day out. I

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  yearn to throw myself into it. It might give me a reason to go on

  living.

  The truth is I am sick of life as I am living it now. Often, I consider

  suicide. What is the point of living? I just don’t get it. My life

  counts for nothing. The notion of checking out early is one I find

  infinitely attractive. It doesn’t frighten me nearly as much as it used

  to, still retaining that old cynical appeal.

  A death trip for the brooding boy.

  All in all, I am feeling pretty expendable. Not very happy with

  myself. I feel shame, know I have hurt others needlessly and truly

  wish things had worked out differently. The best way to avoid getting

  things is to want them. The more I want things, the more they elude

  my grasp.

  Thus it has been all my life.

  So what? Forget it. Destiny is calling me. To my so-called

  friends, my petty ambitions appear foolish, and so I play the fool.

  Who am I trying to kid? I’m not a writer. I’m a nothing. A foolish

  kitchen table experimenter without talent.

  * * * *

  July 13, 1978

  Don’t forget what you did with the manuscript, you drunken fool.

  Don’t forget what you did with her letter. May 4, 1976. Says it all,

  doesn’t it? It is ink on paper, isn’t it? The words. Chiseled in stone.

  Permanent. I’ll never live that one down, will I? Nor anything else.

  Am I worried? I think not. It’s been weeks. Really scared her off

  this time. It was stupid to have put that shit about her boyfriend in

  there, even though all I did was tell the truth. After all, I do know her.

  Okay. Don’t tell me I’m crazy. I already know that. One short

  story this summer is all I ask. No happy ending required.

  * * * *

  July 17, 1978

  Went to Eugene over the weekend to party with my friends.

  Visited John Thomas, McNeese, Katrine, Charles, Arianna, Lori, Bill,

  and a host of others. Drank. Smoked dope. Drank some more. Ate

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  breakfast yesterday with John Thomas at the Home Fried Truck Stop.

  What a zoo that was.

  Bought two new (old) books.

  Got a letter from Random House today, a form letter. They say

  they will read fiction, but only a complete work. So now I must

  photocopy my spare manuscript and ship it off. Another stab at it

  can’t hurt anything.

  Saw Foxe of Foxe and Weasel at Duffy’s on Saturday. Foxe is an

  extremely attractive brown-haired beauty with gorgeous blue eyes.

  When she sang that Dave Mason song The Words it really blew me

  away. Foxe’s real name is Polly.

  I know, I know.

  How many women have that crazy name?

  While they did their show on Saturday, I noticed that Weasel is an

  aptly named fellow. Unfortunately, he did not seem to appreciate my

  chatting up Foxe between sets.

  But she came to my table. Honestly, I wasn’t bothering her. At

  one point he was positively rude. Ah well. I would say that Foxe is

  the talented one but Weasel hogs the show and (in my opinion) really

  stinks up the act.

  She was extremely friendly to me the whole time. Laughed at my

  jokes. Gave me her address up in Portland. Put her hand in mine

  briefly. Sat very close to me.

  They play for practically nothing around here and it’s pretty sad to

  see her under his thumb.

  Told Megan at work today that I am seriously thinking of pulling

  up stakes and leaving town. She appeared somewhat dismayed. Kept

  asking where I planned to go. Said Hollywood. Besides, I said, what

  is there for me here? I made a list: Nada. Nyet. Null. Nuttin. Ixnay.

  Zip. Zilch. Zero.

  I don’t even know why I took this job in the first place. Five years

  I spent trying to get it and now I don’t want it anymore. The
poor

  truly are their own worst enemies, if you ask me. I can’t relate to

  them. I don’t want to be here at all.

  * * * *

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  July 18, 1978

  Sent a letter to my mother and sisters today, a kind of farewell in

  case I leave town on short notice or something. I wish I had more

  respect for my mother but I do not. As for my sisters, I feel sorry for

  them because they have had to live in abject poverty ever since my

  father died in 1968.

  The old hag would never work and was (is) always stoned on pills.

  My poor sisters have had to raise themselves, not unlike the Man-in-

  the-Moon Marigold girls.

  My father. You never really miss anyone until they are gone.

  Although, at the time Jim died, he and I were not on good terms. For

  example, I never really appreciated getting smacked when he got

  angry. His constant belittling sarcasm and mean-spirited put-downs

  likewise got old really fast.

  But at least he acted as a counterweight to our evil, insane, creepy,

  self-centered scrag of a mother.

  I curse him for dying.

  The misery and defeat of our lives really drags me down and makes

  me wish I had never been born. Once in a great while when things are

  okay I feel a kind of bitter pride in my family, but the moment is

  usually quite brief. Most of the time it is just sad to be a part of this

  crew and that’s all I’ve got to say.

  I wish things were different. I wish I wish I wish.

  At the welfare office last week these two women’s advocates gave

  a presentation on how to determine whether you are in an abusive

  relationship. Based on the materials they passed out, I was in an

  abusive relationship with Polly Ellsworth. But instead of being the

  typical male abuser, I was the abused one!

  Their nine-point handout read as follows:

  1) Does your partner... get jealous and possessive? Check.

  2) Insist on knowing where you’ve been and who you’ve been

  with? Check.

  3) Accuse you of flirting or cheating? Check.

  4) Rifle through your stuff? Double check.

  5) Make you feel like you can never do anything right? Check.

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