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  only cook for my friends.

  Goodnight.

  * * * *

  August 2, 1978

  Got the book back from Ms. Ellsworth today. A short letter,

  written more than a month ago, came along with it. At first it felt like

  a punch in the stomach, but now that I’ve had time to reflect on it, I

  just don’t know what to think...

  Here it is:

  Patrick,

  I received your letter last week. I was going to burn it before I read

  it or return it unopened to you, but curiosity got the best of me. I was

  very surprised to see that your sentiments toward me had changed

  again.

  The main thing I would communicate to you is that you have

  imagined too much (or too little) of my life at present. I don’t have

  your letter with me right now so I may miss a few points but moving

  to an apartment of my own did not bring about the end of my

  relationship with Keith.

  On the contrary.

  He is the only man I am with and the relationship has been

  perfectly monogamous these last 2 years. True, I do not have all my

  belongings at his house anymore but I spend as much time with him

  as before. I think about marrying Keith a lot, but feel no need to turn

  the thought into actuality.

  As for the blank you draw on him, I think that’s OK – I doubt that

  you would like him much. He is extremely strict about maintaining

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  order in his immediate environment. In that respect he is a lot like

  Lori Sanchez’s boyfriend, Bill Beckwith.

  Keith is also practical to a fault, quite punctual, and very

  pessimistic about the future 50-100 years.

  However, he is financially stable. Although he has so much income

  he puts a good bit of it in tax shelters and re-invests still more, we

  almost always pay our own way when we go out. Thus, he is also

  parsimonious. He does the dishes immediately after every meal and

  vacuums (vacuums sp?) and cleans his house every other day.

  The only concession I make is that I do the laundry and mop the

  kitchen floor every month (or longer if I can slob by). There now.

  That should be enough to feed your fertile imagination – you will, of

  course, probably add on other characteristics to fit your need for your

  next character sketch.

  As for my work, I continue to like it. And, as I have told you

  before, I probably never would have gone to nursing school if you had

  asked me to stay with you in Eugene. Then you would not have

  written your book, because if we had stayed together, I would have

  nagged you into some boring regular job, because, just beneath my

  liberal exterior, I am hopelessly upwardly mobile. Because, if we had

  stayed together in Eugene, I would have kept my dumpy library job or

  worse, and eventually I would have nagged you into marriage

  (perhaps via an unplanned pregnancy as a surety) out of boredom or

  frustration with what I had made of my life. And (pardon the sentence

  structure here, as this is your basic stream of consciousness) with this

  life pattern – CAN’T YOU JUST SEE US?!!

  You with your crummy furniture store job in Portland, me at home

  with the little one, probably living with your mother until we could

  find a place of our own. Of course, I would want us to BUY a home,

  which would necessitate me going back to the job jungle with my

  hated one and only marketable skill – typing – AAAUGH – what a

  nightmare – and don’t kid yourself, Patrick, you’re lucky – we’re

  lucky we didn’t get trapped – somebody up there was looking out for

  us. It was close, very close. You used to say to your brother that I

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  was different from other girls, (I suppose I was a girl then) that I

  wasn’t just out for a guy for his money.

  Well Patrick, somewhere in the short span of 3 months from Sept.

  to Dec. 1975, I became quite cognizant of the fact that I was definitely

  upwardly-mobile. I suppose that was part of the reason why I decided

  to "give you the axe," as you put it.

  But I know that the other part was that I wanted to spare you the

  bullshit you’d have to deal with, with me. I don’t think you would

  have stood for my nagging you to try for the big bucks. Granted,

  perhaps someday you may be a millionaire from your writing, and

  nurses might get $2.00 per hour under socialized medicine. But, just

  as I have you to thank for pushing me toward nursing school, you

  have me to thank for leaving you alone to comfortably create.

  Regarding your expression of the thought that I am the only woman

  you have truly loved, I’ll say 2 things: 1) Hopefully that will change.

  2) If it doesn’t change life will go on (as you have already no doubt

  noticed). As a matter of fact, I also have some experience with

  unrequited love with a person who was both near to and far from me

  in the years 1967-71. Such is life.

  Another thing I’d like to get clear – I do not feel guilty about the

  times we spent together, although I HAVE felt guilty about breaking

  "things" off with you, which is bullshit.

  I don’t deserve to feel guilty about that.

  As for your book, I am no literati. Your vocabulary seems to get in

  the way of your style somewhat. I get the feeling that you are talking

  like a 60 year old English professor when the vocabulary of a 17-19

  year old you would suffice. Your story seems real enough, though,

  and contains a goodly amount of humor.

  However, I must tell you this. If your initial thought was to write

  about your background in those formative years, thinking that you

  were markedly different, experienced things more vividly, or had

  more strange happenings, you are wrong. I hold myself as a case in

  point.

  What does set you apart is that ten years after the fact you have

  accurately recorded this time. True, you have embellished the facts a

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  little to make them more colorful for your audience. But as the

  memory of those confusing times (I know that sounds trite) fades, you

  actually have it recorded. That is very special. Hmmm. At any rate,

  I’m writing this with many interruptions and it seems that my

  thoughts aren’t too focused – plus I’m stoned.

  Anyway, I’m assuming that you sent me your writings to read and

  then return to you. I will send them back in a few weeks because I

  procrastinate so often. I guess the main thing that bothers me about

  The Dark City is that one of my letters to you was partially

  reproduced without my permission. Did you have to get that last turn

  of the knife?

  I’m tired of writing.

  Polly

  * * * *

  August 3, 1978

  Still trying to digest the delightful little missive Ms. Ellsworth sent

  me. Think I will have more extensive comments on it later. Or

  maybe not. If I had any thought that she might be flattered by my use

  of her words, it would appear that I was wrong.

  In the meantime, I have received two rejections on the book. The

  first accused me of being "excessively visual" in my writing and the

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p; second just looks like a rip off. At least the sample chapters from the

  first are in still in good enough shape so I can re-cycle them to another

  publisher.

  Starting to lose some of my interest in this project. Of course I still

  need to get the beast cleanly typed but I keep making revisions, which

  delays things.

  Undecided about whether I should go to Portland or not. I have a

  potential date there with this Jeanette woman I met at a work thing

  back in June. I’m going to need some new threads. No more of these

  second-hand clothes if I want to make a good impression. Jeanette is

  very cute and appeared eager to get together with me again.

  Perhaps Jeanette will want to have sex. That might be fun. I plan

  to keep my expectations low, however. I don’t trust anybody

  anymore.

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  Starting with myself.

  Later: It’s official. I have a date in Portland with Jeanette. I just

  called her on the state WATS line and it’s a go. Jeanette is pretty,

  funny, and smart, with medium length brown hair and light green

  eyes. Also has a nicely developed, shapely little bod. I’m pretty sure

  she’s never met anyone like me.

  I’m sort of licking my lips, thinking about her.

  * * * *

  August 5, 1978

  At the Multnomah County Central Library. Our Democratic

  Senatorial nominee, Milt Netboy, sits across from me at another table.

  Milt looks he’s nursing a crushing hangover, holding his head as he

  peruses a worn copy of the Congressional Quarterly. No doubt Milt is

  hunting for dirt on his opponent.

  Judging by the expression on Milt’s face, he isn’t finding much.

  Meanwhile, I am going through the Manhattan phone directory for the

  addresses of literary agents.

  Need about a dozen of them. So far, so good. Outside is a

  beautiful warm sunny day. The streets of Portland on this languid

  morning are scented with flowers, and quite serene, as life goes on in

  Lompoc.

  I sit here thinking about the letter Polly Ellsworth sent me. I have it

  here in my pack. Words cannot adequately express how depressing I

  find most of her remarks. All of her most neurotic qualities are

  abundantly evident in this latest missive. If she is trying to drive me

  away with this, it is working. It is working very well.

  Maybe that is all she is doing, driving me away. How is it that I

  always fall in love with the wrong woman? Why does that happen?

  Where do I go wrong? I cannot keep making mistakes of this

  magnitude. They are devastating to me.

  At the same time, I must try to get my book published. These

  agencies are my next step. I’m determined to see The Dark City in

  print. I swear it will happen.

  * * * *

  August 7, 1978

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  Here goes the bad news. In Portland my date with Jeanette was a

  complete bust. A more unhappy evening I have not spent in a long

  time. Things were going great at first. We were just settling in on the

  sofa as a preliminary to making out when Jeanette used that phrase

  "upwardly-mobile" as a description of herself.

  Her exact words. I practically choked. I suppose Jeanette was not

  aware that she was offending me with her Polly Ellsworth-style prattle

  but she got the hint when I abruptly jumped up and told her I had to

  leave.

  I couldn’t help it.

  Right after saying "upwardly-mobile" Jeanette used this other

  odious phrase – "financially stable" – to describe her previous

  boyfriend. For me, that was the last straw.

  If she had said "axe murderer" or "psychopath" I wouldn’t have

  batted any eye. But "financially stable" really pissed me off. Not for

  another instant could I endure her company.

  My sudden departure must have really wigged her out. Tearfully,

  Jeanette begged me to stay but I absolutely refused. She kept trying to

  get me to say what was wrong. I refused. Then I practically sprinted

  out the door.

  She stood there staring at me from the porch as I fired up the bus

  and roared away. I suppose she was hurt but I don’t give a fucking

  goddamn. Getting away from her gave me such a feeling of relief.

  It’s too bad because Jeanette really is quite pretty and has a

  dynamite body. All I had to do was kiss her and I’m sure I had a

  comfy place to spend the night.

  But when she started talking exactly like Polly Ellsworth, my skin

  fucking crawled.

  I had to get away.

  Goddamn it. I can’t fucking believe that I am back in these

  miserable straits relationship-wise.

  Is there no one for me? Is there no woman in this whole wide

  world that I can connect with? From the outside, many women seem

  superficially attractive but the second they begin to talk the abscess

  bursts and all the pus starts running out.

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  Jeanette, I’m afraid, is a typical example of the emptiness that

  afflicts so many women of my generation. Perhaps she is even a

  classic case. I get the feeling she has never read Vance Packard’s

  book The Status Seekers or she wouldn’t throw around that horrid

  phrase "upwardly mobile" as a description of herself or anyone else.

  Call me stupid, call me out of touch, but I happen to consider an

  endless focus on material things a mark of low character. Women are

  always thinking about the things they want, not who they are or

  person they want to be. I fucking hate them.

  The worst part is that women want it both ways. As a man, you are

  supposed to shoulder the monetary burden even when they earn the

  same money as you do.

  Normally, I wouldn’t care but they judge men by how much money

  they make and get pissed off if you judge them by their looks and how

  good they fuck. In other words, they can judge you by the crudest

  possible yardstick but woe unto you if you do the same to them!

  It’s a fucking double standard.

  Don’t get me wrong. I think deliberate poverty is just as bad as

  money grubbing, especially when coupled with a failure to pursue

  serious work.

  But once you are comfortable, what is the point of constant

  accumulation?

  Me, I work 60-70 hours per week. At least 40 on the job, and

  another 20-30 on my writing. Nights, weekends, days off – there I

  am, madly typing away. I’m a goddamned fanatic.

  I have some money in the bank and I am nearly out of debt. What I

  want more than anything now is to write a successful book. By that I

  mean getting one commercially published. That accomplishment so

  far eludes me.

  Practically the only woman I feel close to right now or have respect

  for is my co-worker Megan. Naturally, she is married to somebody

  else and is therefore out of bounds.

  We split a cheese omelet yesterday at the Main Street Cafe on our

  break. I told her about my date with Jeanette and also about my letter

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  from Polly Ellsworth. Megan merely shrugged and didn’t say much,

  just sort of looked at me. Sometimes she’s very difficult to read.

  I t
old Megan that everything I do, I do alone. I eat alone. I sleep

  alone. I live alone. I think alone. I dream alone. As time passes, I

  have come to understand that the professions of love Ms. Ellsworth

  gave me when we were together were a lie, a manipulation of my

  feelings.

  Polly was the San Diego Chargers of love, always on offense. I am

  pretty sure that whatever man she eventually selects will be

  "parsimonious" like her boyfriend with the vacuum cleaner. What I

  read between her lines is that he is selfish and shallow.

  If you ask me, a parsimonious man is a selfish man is a hollow man

  is an empty man is a dried up withered shell of a man.

  Yeah, I know her. At some point or other she will become bored to

  death. The universe is a grinding wheel, a leveler, a great destroyer.

  It will pound her little dreams to dust. She will get exactly what she

  deserves.

  We all do.

  I’ll find someone else to take her place. What I hope to find is

  another really intelligent woman, but one who is more honest and

  trustworthy. At this point, I know I won’t be satisfied with anything

  less. Somebody just as smart as Polly Ellsworth, or smarter, but also a

  nicer human being.

  I hope.

  * * * *

  August 13, 1978

  Received two more rejections. I’m in the process of making a few

  final corrections and additions before handing it over to the typist.

  Ed Barnhart and Michael D. came down for a couple days. Friday

  night we had a big party at the Beachcomber tavern.

  Ramblin’ Rex was the band that played. A giant crowd. Lots of

  people dancing, me included. I danced with Sandy, Myrtis, Clarice,

  Connie, and Pam. They all asked me. I didn’t ask them.

  But I danced because they asked.

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  Most of the other guys refused. I’m accommodating, light on my

  feet, and very relaxed with a couple of drinks in me.

  Both Ed and Michael seemed to have a good time and were

  impressed with all the available women. There are tons of them here

  in town and in Eugene.

  None that I’m interested in, however.

  Except one.

  Afterwards I went home with Myrtis and had sex with her. She’s

  15 years older than me. The oldest woman I have ever had sex with,

 

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