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  I want the fuck out of here.

  * * * *

  June 1, 1979

  It’s official. I will go to work for Maryhill AFS on June 18.

  Another move in the making. I am eagerly looking forward to the

  change. Called Chesley this AM to advise him of it.

  Then I informed Nick.

  Megan took me to dinner tonight at the Windward Inn to celebrate.

  She asked me twice if I was doing it to escape from her. I said no. I

  told her that I picture us together in the very near future and that I am

  in love with her.

  There is no one else, I said. You are it.

  This however, is career-related.

  How can I explain it in a way that makes sense? What I really want

  to do at this point is to court her, spend some money on her, for us to

  have some fun together. Before, I’ve never had a decent job and a

  woman I was in love with at the same time. Let us enjoy life, my

  darling.

  If we remain here we will be stuck at that crappy welfare office

  together. What fun would that be?

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  I want to live in downtown Portland, see movies and go to plays,

  sample restaurants, bars, attend concerts, and, above all else: go

  dancing.

  On the few occasions when Megan and I have danced, it is like a

  dream. She is so slim, sensual, graceful, and beautiful. I haven’t

  danced with a woman like her since ... well, for a long time. I want us

  to have some fun together and in Portland we can do it. Working in

  this beach town, it will always be grim.

  Everybody knows our story. They smirk at us. I hate it.

  I want to get an apartment up by Portland State University. At first,

  Megan can come visit on the weekends or I can go down there. I’ll

  find a nice private place where we can make love to our heart’s

  content with nobody knowing our business.

  At night, we can dress up and go out. First the restaurant, then the

  movie, then to the dance club. There are zillions of places where we

  can go and they are (thankfully) not all disco.

  We’ll wrap the evening up at this cool jazz bar I know about and

  come home at one or two in the morning. Then we will make love.

  Hot, sweaty, dirty, and sweet. I’ll find a place with a big claw foot

  tub so we can soak in the suds together.

  On Sunday mornings, we’ll go to Hamburger Mary’s for breakfast.

  Those homo chefs at Hamburger Mary’s make the best damn lacto-

  ova vegetarian omelets you’ve ever tasted.

  Megan will fucking love them.

  For a long time I think I have been waiting for a woman like Megan

  to come into my life. I sense she has also been waiting for a man like

  me. Let the world go to hell.

  We’ve got each other. In this golden summer and fall of 1979, I

  want it to be just Megan and me.

  * * * *

  June 29, 1979

  So much has happened I haven’t had much time to write, let alone

  digest my experiences.

  I’m working at Maryhill AFS now. A whole new set of wacky

  clients. This afternoon one of them (her name is Shirley) slipped on

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  the lobby floor, the surface made slick by the puddle of urine a boy

  toddler had deposited a few minutes earlier.

  It was official. Crazy Shirley was coming to visit her welfare

  worker. She has two kids and a history of mental illness.

  It’s odd but I guess not too odd that she has the same name as

  Chesley’s wife-to-be.

  "Are you okay?" I asked.

  Shirley nodded. "I slipped on the floor."

  "Uh huh." I helped her up. There was a big wet spot on the back of

  her ratty green stretch pants. I made no move towards the interview

  room. I didn’t want her sitting down on anything.

  "What can I do for you?" I asked.

  "My ex-mother in law is raising my rent because she heard that

  welfare payments are going up."

  "Yes, I see. Well," I said, "your Section 8 housing application is

  still on the waiting list. It might be another six months or so before

  you get approved for low income housing."

  "But I can’t afford another rent increase!" Shirley said. She has

  these frantic, pleading eyes.

  "How much does your ex-mother in law want?"

  "Another $23 per month. Exactly the same amount as my grant is

  supposed to go up. She knows about the increase."

  "Oh, for crying out loud," I said, crabbily, before I caught myself. I

  took a deep breath. "Well, if I juggle your food stamp allotment

  around some, maybe we can use the higher shelter cost against your

  stamps."

  "How much?"

  I did a quick mental calculation. "I’m guessing maybe I can

  increase your stamps by $25 or so."

  Shirley was embarrassingly grateful.

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  CHAPTER FOURTEEN

  Choosing Partners

  July 25, 1979

  Tomorrow’s the big day. We are flying to California for Chesley’s

  wedding – Michael, Randy, and me.

  Lloyd refuses to go. He says the bride is a horrible hag and he

  wants no part of it. Absolutely I agree but I’m going anyway for

  Chesley’s sake.

  Everything is set. My bags are packed and I’m ready to go. Picked

  out a few photos to show around, mostly of Megan and me having

  fun. I am bringing my camera, books, other reading material, and my

  Dark City notebook to keep me occupied should things get dull.

  I’ve decided to introduce a policewoman in the next chapter. She

  will burst through the door with gun in hand. There will be certain

  other revisions as well.

  Lots of hard work ahead.

  How fast does light travel? 186,000 miles per second? Visit this

  water world and travel to The Dark City. Read a story written in sand.

  See fear and horror as Dale Murphy sinks into an unfathomable

  morass. Life is destructive of itself.

  That’s the beauty of it – the constant waste, the decay, the

  redundancy, the inevitable spoliation.

  Ashes to ashes, from DNA to dust.

  Need to rent me a monkey suit, buy a gift.

  All these draggy financial things. Human marriage customs. Bah

  humbug. Poor people buying gifts for the rich. I may never get

  married. Surely not like this, in any case.

  It’s way too phony for me.

  Reading Isaac Bashevis Singer’s Passions. Love the way that guy

  writes. Reminds me of me. Also reading Jules Witcover’s The

  Resurrection of Richard Nixon. Witcover’s book really inspires me

  about politics. I love reading it, consider it a masterpiece. Nixon’s

  comeback after his 1960 loss to JFK was truly amazing. Politics

  aside, what perseverance!

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  Still want to run for the legislature next year. I’d like to have the

  decks cleared for an all-out effort. Don’t tell me I can’t win. I don’t

  care. I just want to run. I want to express my views in a public

  forum. There are so many things I want to say.

  * * * *

  July 27, 1979

  Soft, cool California morn at 8:00 AM. The suburb Chesley’s

  parents live in is called Danville. About thirty minutes south of San

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bsp; Francisco. Attended a very dull party last night (all male) to

  commemorate the passing of Chesley’s singlehood.

  Did not get drunk and probably it’s just as well. Wished I’d

  brought my book to work on, though.

  At least there were no strippers or sexist bullshit to live down later.

  I got real stoned and sat alone for a while out on the patio, thinking

  about Chesley’s old girlfriend, Darlene.

  She was this leggy Chinese-American chick Chesley met at Oregon

  State. Oh man. Darlene had this very long black hair, dark almond

  eyes, was beautiful and sexy. Chesley started dating her right after I

  hooked up with Leanne. Talk about skimming the cream. That babe

  Darlene was like to take your breath away, she was so drop dead

  fucking beautiful.

  And smart, too. Except, apparently, about men.

  Originally, Darlene hailed from Hawaii but she also lived in

  California part of the time. She had a father in the military and her

  parents were divorced.

  Darlene’s favorite thing was to get stoned and fuck Chesley’s

  brains out in his dorm room, which was right next door to mine.

  Based on the noise that came through the wall I’d have to say Darlene

  was multi-orgasmic practically to a fault.

  Beautiful, smart, and fucked like a champ – what more could that

  fucking idiot want?

  Right after school got out our freshman year, Chesley brought her

  to Danville to meet his parents, before she flew to Hawaii for the

  summer.

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  Big mistake. Chesley’s mother took an immediate dislike to

  Darlene, on account of her being Asian. Not Jewish either, you know.

  His mom began snooping through the letters he received (who does

  this remind you of?) from Darlene as the summer wore on. In several

  letters, she made ill-considered references to smoking dope and

  uninhibited sex, which freaked Chesley’s mother out.

  Chesley’s mom claimed she had the right to go through his stuff

  because he had been busted for hash while at school and was on thin

  ice legally.

  Seems to me that asshole privacy violators invariably claim special

  rights.

  Mommy forbid Chesley to have anything further to do with Darlene

  and so the weasel quit school up here as a way of breaking up with

  her. When Darlene followed him to UC Davis anyway, he put

  together yet another scheme to ditch her, this time by returning to

  Eugene, finishing out his senior year at the University of Oregon.

  One day, Chesley told Darlene he would come to see her the

  following morning. Instead, he loaded up his van and moved to

  Eugene, vanishing from her life forever. His younger brother said

  Darlene called the house many times afterwards, trying to get in touch

  him, but always got the brush off from Chesley’s mommy.

  What a fucking schmuck. Darlene never did anything wrong.

  Everybody else was doing the same thing. Marlene didn’t drink or

  even smoke cigarettes. Was kind of straight, actually.

  All she did was toke weed at Chesley’s urging and fuck him until

  he was limp as a noodle. Her most unforgivable offense, as near as I

  could tell, was that she was not white.

  In a few hours Chesley will marry Nurse Shirley, a fucking cunt I

  am positive doesn’t even like him, let alone love him. A woman who

  is nowhere near as classy as Darlene on any measurable scale. Come

  to think of it, Shirley is nowhere near his girlfriend Karen Hall either,

  who was truly the living model of intelligence, beauty, class, humor,

  and refinement.

  This marriage is so insane as to be almost laughable. Chesley

  discards the best to marry the worst. Irony abounds.

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  Ya know what? Methinks he is going to marry a girl just like the

  girl who married dear old dad.

  It is also very peculiar that Randy is here. Two men in the wedding

  party have had carnal knowledge of the bride.

  Randy’s penis has previously penetrated Shirley’s putrid pussy.

  Mmmm. If only I were more of a troublemaker, I’d tell Chesley’s

  mom about it during the reception, especially about the adultery part.

  I’d tell his mom that Shirley was the "other woman" last year when

  Randy was cheating on his wife, Wilma. I’ll bet that would go over

  big. Stir things up a bit. Mmmm. Just thinking about it amuses me

  like hell.

  Alas, I am only a thought criminal.

  * * * *

  July 30, 1979

  Did not go to work today. I was too burned out from the wedding

  weekend. Although twice I offered to drive the getaway car, Chesley

  married Shirley after all. I predict three to five years max, but I could

  be wrong. Maybe they are well-suited for each other, being both

  stupid and selfish. I did try to be convivial, and for the most part I

  think I succeeded.

  No serious misbehaviors on my part whatever, I am unhappy to

  report.

  There were a lot of things to observe and many pretty women in

  attendance. Chesley’s parents hosted a pool party and we all drank

  beer, ate snacks and horsed around in the water. Chesley and Shirley

  chased each other like a couple of idiots. If you think Shirley looks

  repulsive in her nurse’s outfit, you ought to see her in a purple bikini.

  In truth, I think Chesley would be better off marrying that fat girl

  Debbie he fucked at his old apartment in NE. At least she was

  likeable and sweet natured.

  I snapped an extremely unflattering picture of Shirley when she

  wasn’t looking. I’ll show it to Schenzler later.

  He’ll lose his lunch.

  The young women who were at the party were all eager to get

  married. And I must admit, there were quite a few nice, pretty ones.

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  One particularly lissome blond kept appearing at my elbow during the

  reception.

  Her name was Sidney Laagelander. A registered nurse, just like her

  pal Shirley. However, unlike Shirley, Sidney is slender and attractive,

  with pretty blue eyes and looks absolutely killer in a red bikini. Oh

  my heavens, yes.

  However, it is hard to judge women by their friends. Many of them

  have no real friends, I suspect just temporary allies. Actually, Sidney

  seemed quite nice, superior to Shirley in every way. She said funny

  things and was easy to get along with. I’ll bet she’s an excellent fuck,

  too. But so what? I have no interest in any of them, and I’ve had my

  share of nurses.

  Megan is the woman for me.

  Jerry Brown is edging closer to an open challenge of Jimmy Carter,

  a captive of the worst foreign policy types. It’s fine with me if Jerry

  runs. Ted Kennedy could also jump in. The more the merrier, I say.

  * * * *

  August 17, 1979

  Well, I went to my ten-year high school reunion. As expected, it

  was a huge drag, although many of the women are still very beautiful

  and many are still unattached.

  The latter we can safely describe as desperate. Unfortunately,

  Meredith never showed.

  I wasn’t there for long, but it was still long enough for Kathy Dunn

>   to hassle me. She flicked me a bunch of shit about the time when we

  were an item at age sixteen, for a period of about four months. We

  came close to but did not consummate sexual intercourse.

  Okay, so I broke up with her. So what? She was (and still is) very

  beautiful, with gorgeous red hair and very lovely large breasts, which,

  among other things, she very considerately let me fondle and kiss to

  my heart’s content on several occasions twelve years ago. But Kathy

  also got way too serious way too fast and, in truth, the girl scared the

  bejeebers out of me.

  What more can I say?

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  Of course I knew perfectly well that you can’t get pregnant from

  the stuff we did. Of course I knew.

  * * * *

  September 11, 1979 Monday

  Called in sick. Stayed with Megan over the weekend at her place in

  Heceta Beach. Indeed. Any reservations or misgivings I may have

  harbored about her are have vanished.

  Our physical separation has imbued me with a greater clarity about

  us as a couple. A definite sea change is taking place within. I can feel

  it happening.

  The beach house is very nice and Megan is beautiful beyond

  compare. Things are coming together or rather, we are coming

  together. Life is amazing. I can’t explain it.

  I’m in love with her. That’s a fact. I suppose I am growing up.

  There comes a time when you just start growing up.

  Megan spent most of the afternoon Saturday in what has to be one

  of the world’s skimpiest bikinis. While I listened to the football

  game, she lounged on the deck in the sun, wearing this classic

  rainbow-blue number that covers only what is required by law and

  barely at that.

  Before Megan put it on in the bathroom, she got ready to shave

  herself.

  "I bought my suit a month ago, but I haven’t worn it because I need

  to trim this first," she said, pointing to her bush.

  "Let me do it," I said.

  "You baby," Megan said, laughing. But she handed me the Lady

  Electric and I set to work. Of course, I didn’t get carried away,

  because I madly love her dark blond pubic hair, but I made sure that

  none peeked out from beneath the tiny triangle of blue cloth that

 

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