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by John Baxter


  Cyril and I distrusted each other on sight. That I was an arrogant Australian and he a snobbish Englishman was reason enough, but he also fancied Angela and couldn’t imagine what she saw in me. As Jane Austen wrote in Pride and Prejudice, “It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife,” and Cyril made no secret of the fact that with his mother gone and the cottage empty, he had marriage in mind. He assessed every eligible woman as a potential partner, but with so little finesse that most reacted like antelopes in a wildlife documentary when they sense a leopard on the prowl. Cyril wasn’t discouraged. If anything, rejection made him only more determined.

  He kept this up even as we drove across France, but he met his match in Arles. On the Sunday we arrived, local craftspeople had spread their creations on the ground around a small square with a central fountain. Among them, an uncombed but pretty young woman in worn jeans and a tatty sweater sat on a blanket with some pieces of handmade jewelry arranged around her bare feet.

  Cyril strolled by, came back for a closer look, then cautiously approached and squatted down, supposedly to examine her trinkets but actually to admire her close-to. As he did so, she met his eyes and, without changing her expression, bared her teeth and growled softly, like a Doberman ready to go for his throat. Cyril recoiled, over-balanced, and sat down hard. After that, a French wife was crossed off his shopping list.

  We reached the Mediterranean near the port of Sète, where we’d rented a tiny house in the village of Bouzigues. It was my introduction to La France Profonde—Deep France. Few tourists came here. The locals farmed oysters and mussels and produced a vinegary rosé that telegraphed its unpopularity by being available only in half bottles.

  Each morning, at least one housewife walked down our street carrying a large thick casserole dish.

  “Cassoulet,” Cyril explained when I commented on this. “They take it to the baker while the bread oven is still hot. He lets them leave it there all day. The slow cooking gives the perfect blend of flavors.”

  Even imparting such harmless information, he managed to suggest I was an idiot. I didn’t make it worse by confessing I had no idea what he was talking about, never, as far as I knew anyway, having eaten cassoulet or even seen it.

  A split was inevitable. When it came, the cause was food. To save money, we’d agreed to eat at home as much as possible. And since neither Cyril nor Angela liked to cook, the job fell to me. I used fresh local produce, in particular the meaty mussels, which I cooked marinière, with white wine. But when I suggested this for dinner one night, Cyril balked.

  “Can’t we have something else?”

  “What’s wrong with mussels?”

  “I just don’t like them.”

  Nor, it seemed, anything else I cooked.

  The dining table became an armed camp, with me preparing the meals for Angela and myself while Cyril made his own. As we explored the local specialties, he stuck to English comfort food: white bread, mashed potatoes, and sausages, with liberal quantities of ketchup.

  Angela and I broke into our cash reserves to try cassoulet at the local restaurant. At last I understood what Cyril had explained to me. He was right about the slow cooking. This traditional dish of white haricots with salt pork, Toulouse sausage, and preserved duck—the origin, it’s said, of Boston baked beans—needed hours of slow baking to blend its flavors and create the unctuous sauce. It would never taste better to me than on that first encounter.

  In the hope of repairing the rift between Cyril and me, Angela brought the three of us together for a final dinner in Sète before we headed back to England. On our last Sunday, we drove into town, following the wide canals along which the fishing boats carried their catch to sell at the quayside.

  Despite heavy American bombing during World War II, Sète retained the charm celebrated by its two most famous sons, the poet Paul Valéry and singer-songwriter Georges Brassens. That afternoon, we paid our respects to both.

  Valéry is buried in the marine cemetery, a forest of white tombs spreading down a hillside to the Mediterranean. Imagining himself spending eternity in the presence of all this sea and sky, he had felt both subdued and elated.

  Beautiful sky, true sky, look how I’ve been changed.

  After so much pride, after so much strange

  Idleness, now full of strength,

  I abandon myself to this brilliant space.

  The graves of Valéry and Brassens could hardly be more different. While Valéry has the ocean, Brassens is buried, as he wished, in the “poor” section, without a view but instead in a grave shaded by pines, and more easily found by those who loved his music. His hopes for the afterlife have a refreshing simplicity. He put one of them into a song.

  And when, using my grave as a pillow,

  A beach girl lies on me, taking a nap

  In a swimsuit that’s barely there,

  I ask Christ in advance for forgiveness

  If the shadow of my cross creeps over her.

  For a spot of posthumous bliss.

  After our visits, we walked along the stone-edged harbor, where fishing boats docked to unload. I’d never seen so many restaurants in the same place—all, of course, advertising “le vrai Bouillabaisse.”

  Mediterranean fishermen invented bouillabaisse to use up the spiky, bony, ugly fish left over after the more glamorous stuff had been sold. In Provençal, bouiabaisso or bolhabaissa means “boil on a low heat,” emphasizing that the secret of any fish dish is not to cook it too long. The first cooks to develop the dish, sometime in the nineteenth century in the fishing ports along the Mediterranean, had some Italian or Greek blood, They sautéed onions, garlic, tomatoes, and celery with lots of olive oil, added a few liters of white wine, brought it to a rolling boil, then tossed in shrimp, crab, and lobster with plenty of saffron to give color and body to the soup. Once the soup had attained a silky consistency and a golden sheen, they threw in the fish, including heads, and let it simmer for a few minutes on low heat.

  Marseilles, the Sailor’s Bouillabaisse

  Fewer people agree on how to make bouillabaisse than on the recipe for the perfect martini, though there is consensus that it tastes better if it includes the rascasse, a spiky creature, mostly head, also known as the scorpion fish. Some of the restaurants Angela, Cyril, and I cruised that afternoon boasted of using rascasse in their bouillabaisse, but what convinced us was the family eating on the quay. With napkins stuffed into their collars, mother, father, grandma, and three children attacked a basin of bouillabaisse as big as a washtub. Clearly these people would never accept less than the real thing.

  A traditional dockside bouillabaisse, 1910s

  We took a table next to them. Assuming we were all agreed, I said, “Bouillabaisse pour tous les trois, s’il vous plait.”

  Cyril harrumphed. “You don’t mind if I order my meal?” he said stonily. After staring at the soup-spotted menu, he said, “Je voudrais le poulet rôti et frites.”

  The waiter raised his eyebrows. Chicken and chips, in a seafood restaurant? As long as he lived, he would never understand these rosbifs (Brits).

  More than thirty years later, sitting in a Paris where, at the time of that earlier trip, I’d never remotely imagined living, the taste of that bouillabaisse came back to me.

  The few Paris restaurants that advertised the dish served up a couple of fish fillets in a dish of sludgy pumpkin-colored soup. Bouillabaisse didn’t flourish beyond sight of the Mediterranean. It needed sun, garlic, oil, and, above all, rascasse.

  Our friend Tim was in town from Australia. A few years ago, he and I had made a memorable expedition one Saturday morning to buy a Matisse as a gift for his wife.

  “How would you feel about running down to the Riviera for bouillabaisse?” I asked.

  He didn’t hesitate. “Love it!”

  A week later, we were rocketing across France, headed for Sète.

  What a contrast to my first trip, in our old
VW. Then, we had stopped overnight in little pensions and, on a few occasions, even pitched our tents at a campsite. Cyril, inevitably a former Boy Scout and member of his university trekking team, shamed us with his taut guy ropes, drum-tight canvas, and state-of-the-art sleeping bag.

  Back then, the trip took a week. Now, three hours after climbing aboard the TGV at the Gare de Lyon, Tim and I stepped off into the briskly breezy but sun-bright streets of Sète.

  A few apartment blocks had replaced buildings demolished by wartime bombing, and pleasure boats rather than trawlers lined the canals. Otherwise, little had changed. Walking to our hotel, we found the street taken over by a market and wove the last hundred meters through stalls selling crimson tomatoes, piles of onions, skeins of garlic, and giant oysters the size of coffee bowls.

  By the time we reached the harbor, an hour later, our appetites were sharp. The dockside restaurants looked just as they had in the 1970s, down to the same ocean-blue awnings, tables spilling onto the cobbles, and menus under glass, all advertising, in four or five languages, the true, real, and genuine bouillabaisse.

  “Do you remember which one you ate at?” Tim asked.

  “Not really.”

  We chose one almost at random. “Let’s try the lunch menu here,” I said. “If it’s good, we can come back tonight for bouillabaisse.”

  We ordered the plateau de fruits de mer, served on the traditional steeple-shaped wire rack. Its five ascending terraces held oysters, shrimp, crab, a lobster, mussels, and the saltwater crayfish called langoustines. On the side were bowls of aioli—garlic mayonnaise—and the mixture of red wine vinegar and chopped shallots that accompanies oysters everywhere in France.

  “Not bad,” Tim said, cracking a lobster claw. “I wonder if their bouillabaisse is as good.”

  We buttonholed the waiter for information. He in turn called the owner over. I explained our search.

  “M’sieur, I assure you, we serve le vrai bouillabaisse. Le vrai de vrai.”

  He pointed to a color photograph on the menu. It showed a tureen of deep red soup flanked by small rounds of toast, a pile of grated Gruyère cheese, and a dish of the chili-flavored mayonnaise called rouille—literally “rust.” Next to it, a platter was heaped with whole cooked fish, crabs, and other shellfish.

  “But this is just soupe au poisson,” I said.

  Any large restaurant in France served the same dish. You spread rouille on a crouton of toast, heap on some cheese, float it in the soup, then try to scoop it out before the bread becomes soggy and disintegrates down the front of your shirt. The addition of fried fish changed it not at all.

  The owner looked stung. “Not at all, m’sieur. Note the fish.” He pointed to the heaped platter. “Saint Pierre, grondin, lotte . . .”

  “Rascasse?”

  He looked uncertain, darted back into the kitchen, and returned a few moments later.

  “Our chef tells me that, regrettably, the rascasse is not always available. Nonetheless, we stand by our claim that this is the authentic bouillabaisse Sètoise.”

  “Bouillabaisse Sètoise? Then there are others?”

  “Of course, m’sieur. Bouillabaisse Marseillaise, Bouillabaisse Italienne, Bouillabaisse Espagnol . . .” Not forgetting, I thought, North Sea Bouillabaisse.

  So what had I eaten all those years ago? I remembered a single dish of red earthenware, from the depths of which we dredged shrimp, mussels, crab claws, and dripping gobbets of fish. Perhaps the chef had been from Marseilles or even Barcelona or Genoa—quite possible in this cosmopolitan town. Had I eaten Spanish or Italian bouillabaisse rather than the Sètoise version? Or had the years merely blurred the edges of memory, so that what I remembered and what I ate no longer coincided?

  If I did serve the dish as part of my banquet, clearly I would have to invent a version of my own that exhibited the qualities I remembered from that first delirious grande bouffe.

  After lunch, Tim and I took a stroll through the narrow streets running up to the mountain that towered behind the town. Big plane trees shaded park benches where old men drowsed and mothers rocked babies in their prams. In one square, we found a flea market, as sleepy as the rest of the town. Like brocanteurs all over France, the vendors had brought folding tables and picnic lunches. They lingered over their cheese and red wine, hoping somebody might show interest in their chipped plates, rusty tools, and piles of old magazines.

  I noticed Tim was looking a little green.

  “Could we find a café?” he asked.

  “You feel like a coffee?”

  “Not exactly.”

  At the first café, he bolted for the toilets before we’d even sat down. He returned ten minutes later, even paler.

  “I need to go back to the hotel,” he said. Something from that plateau de fruits de mer had given him a savage case of Sètoise stomach.

  By nightfall, he was a little better, though still shaky. Though I’d waited for the same bug to hit me, it never did. I felt fine.

  “Don’t let me stop you,” he said. “You came here to eat bouillabaisse. You should do it.”

  An hour later, I was back at the dockside. I chose a restaurant at the end of the row and sat down. The waiter handed me a menu. There they were, all the usual suspects: plateau de fruits de mer, soupe au poisson, langoustines, huitres—and, of course, bouillabaisse.

  “Je vous écoute,” said the waiter, pencil poised—I’m listening . . .

  I closed the menu. The very thought of seafood turned my stomach.

  “Poulet rôti.”

  “D’accord. Et avec ça?”

  “Frites.”

  “Oui, m’sieur. Poulet rôti frites.”

  You could hear the exasperation in his voice. Chicken and chips! Rosbifs!

  Eleven

  First Catch Your Elephant

  I could eat a horse and chase the driver.

  Traditional British saying

  Cooking in France has a lot to do with class. That’s true of all nations, of course. But in Anglo-Saxon countries, wealth shows itself in the richness of the food—fat, butter, sugar, cream—and in the quantities—steaks that overlap the plate, sandwiches so stuffed with filling that one can’t get one’s mouth around them,

  In France, the richer you are, the leaner and more tender the meat you eat, the whiter the bread, the finer the wines, but the smaller the portions. Bread, wine, and meat are a measure of success. When someone who has lived well falls on hard times, the French say, “He ate his white bread first,” while “to eat meat every day” is equivalent to the American “catching the gravy train.”

  Well into the nineteenth century, protein of any kind was a luxury. The poor subsisted on vegetables and grains, a diet that kept energy low and left them too tired after a working day to protest about the miseries of existence. Vegetarianism has never caught on in France because vegetables are regarded as food for the poor. To eat meat, the leaner the better, signifies prosperity. Dine with any middle-class family and you’ll likely be served fatless, flavorless roast veal, with a few green beans and perhaps potato purée, followed by cheese.

  Outside the cities, the rule of meat with every meal relaxes somewhat, and the definition broadens to include parts of the animal at which city dwellers would turn up their noses.

  This point was illustrated by the experience of a family in the country that, having lost its money, decided to economize by firing the cook.

  “We’re terribly sorry,” the wife explained. “It’s just that food has become so expensive.”

  Relieved she wasn’t being dismissed for incompetence, the cook said, “But madame, you should have told me! Give me a few weeks. I can save at least enough money from the housekeeping to pay my wages.”

  She began in the fields and roadsides near the house, scanning the shoulders for snails, picking the arugula and dandelion that grew wild, as well as herbs such as marjoram, chives, and mint. The leaves went into salads, the stalks into stocks and soups, while anything left over
was dried to use later.

  At the market, she ignored the best fruit and vegetables. Bruised apples and overripe tomatoes were not only cheaper, and sometimes free, but their ripeness made them more suitable for sauces and purées. At the butcher’s, she chose cheaper cuts that could be stewed or braised. She also insisted that the butcher wrap the bones and trimmings and add anything that his less frugal clients had left behind. (“For the dogs,” she told him, though nobody was fooled.) Bones and scraps were roasted for the fat, then boiled to make stock for soups—all but the suet, the hard white fat from around lambs’ kidneys. That was minced raw and substituted for butter to make particularly rich pastry and puddings.

  A chicken became a challenge: What part of it couldn’t be used? By pounding the breast meat into paillards; stewing the legs, thighs, and wings in red wine for coq au vin; and using the bones for soup, a bird could be stretched for three meals, whereas, roasted, it did for only one.

  She reserved the livers until she had enough for a terrine. The heart and other edible organs, after being boiled in the stock, were preserved in the skimmed fat. Called gésiers, these meaty lumps made a tasty addition to salads. So did the tender “oysters” on either side of the backbone. There’s a sneer of peasant superiority in the traditional name for these nuggets: sot-l’y-laisse—literally “the stupid leave them.”

  No matter how provident, one part of the chicken she might have hesitated to use was the feet. In her second book of recipes, Aromas and Flavors of Past and Present, Gertrude Stein’s companion Alice B. Toklas included Chicken Stuffed with Seafood. It begins, “This recipe calls for a fine chicken with all accessories, including neck, liver, gizzard, tips of wings, and feet.” The editor suggested that “and feet” be dropped. Toklas responded, “If you have not the habit of seeing and using the feet, do not be discouraged but do as all continentals do; remember that gelatine is made from feet.” Not only did Toklas insist that the feet be included. She described in detail how to remove the claws and skin before they went into the pot.

 

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