by Bobby Jindal
Table of Contents
Title Page
Dedication
CHAPTER 1 - DISASTER IN THE GULF
CHAPTER 2 - WHO DAT?
CHAPTER 3 - YELLOW PAGES
CHAPTER 4 - TO EDUCATE A CHILD
CHAPTER 5 - FIRST-TIME CANDIDATE
CHAPTER 6 - CESSPOOL OR HOT TUb?
CHAPTER 7 - IN THE EYE OF THE STORM
CHAPTER 8 - CONVERTS AND IMMIGRANTS
CHAPTER 9 - THE MOST BORING GOVERNOR IN LOUISIANA’S HISTORY
CHAPTER 10 - DO WE REALLY WANT TO BE LIKE EUROPE?
CHAPTER 11 - REAL CHANGE FOR HEALTHCARE
CHAPTER 12 - PROPELLING AMERICA FORWARD
CHAPTER 13 - OF LIFE AND LOGIC
CHAPTER 14 - SAVING MEDICARE
CHAPTER 15 - FREEDOM ISN’T FREE
CHAPTER 16 - IT’S THE CULTURE, STUPID
CONCLUSION
Acknowledgements
NOTES
INDEX
Copyright Page
DEDICATION
To Supriya, my best friend,
and my parents who taught me to fearlessly
pursue my dreams.
CHAPTER 1
DISASTER IN THE GULF
It was a misty Sunday morning, May 2, and I was standing with my chief of staff, Timmy Teepell, on the tarmac of the Louis Armstrong International Airport in New Orleans. Air Force One had just touched down on the runway. It was a tense time in Louisiana, in fact, all along the Gulf coast. It had been almost two weeks since the Deepwater Horizon oil well had blown, killing eleven workers, and now oil was spewing into the Gulf of Mexico, and this was the first time the president visited. The spill was growing in size by the hour and moving ever closer to the delicate shoreline of Louisiana. To us it felt like a slow moving invasion: you could see it coming, it was getting closer, and little seemed to be happening to stop it.
Air Force One slowly eased toward us, and moments later the White House staff emerged. A member of the advance team took Timmy aside for a private chat with White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel. Moments later the president emerged, and as his feet hit the runway pavement I extended a hand of greeting. “Hello, Mr. President.”
President Obama quickly put his arm around my shoulder and pulled me aside. It was then that I realized this was not going to be an ordinary greeting.
I was expecting words of concern about the oil spill, worry about the pending ecological disaster, and words of confidence about how the federal government was here to help. Or perhaps he was going to vent about BP’s slow response. But no, the president was upset about something else. And he wanted to talk about, well, food stamps. Actually, he wanted to talk about a letter that my administration had sent to Secretary of Agriculture Tom Vilsack a day earlier.
The letter was rudimentary, bureaucratic, and ordinary. “We are formally requesting that you authorize under the OPA [Oil Pollution Act] the distribution of commodities to disaster relief agencies and the state. ...” We had also sent out requests for federal assistance on fisheries failure and job assistance. In this instance, we were simply asking the federal government to authorize food stamps for those who were now unemployed because of the oil spill. Governors regularly make these sorts of requests to the federal government when facing a disaster.
But somehow, for some reason, President Obama had personalized this. And he was upset.
There was not a word about the oil spill. He was concerned about looking bad because of the letter. “Careful,” he said to me, “this is going to get bad for everyone.”
My first thought was: Are you kidding? We’ve got millions of gallons of oil lurking off shore and you’re concerned about this? My words to him were more measured. “We haven’t criticized you about food stamps, Mr. President. What I’m frustrated about is resources. We still don’t have the boom and skimmers we need to fight this oil spill.”
A few feet away, Rahm Emanuel and Timmy were having a similar conversation. But Emanuel was being less delicate. “If you have a problem,” he told Timmy, “pick up the f—n’ phone.” (Rahm is well known in Washington for his inability to communicate without swearing.)
The president never raised his voice. But you could tell that he was oddly irritated and annoyed by this particular letter. I was truly stunned. It would be one thing if they had been angry about the failed response to the oil spill or concerned about the pending ecological disaster or frustrated with BP. There were plenty of real things to be upset about. But mad about a letter to the Ag Secretary? It was almost surreal. The White House had a sense of urgency... about the wrong things. Politico noted that “the president put his arm around Jindal ‘as if he were giving him an earful.’”1 We were contacted by a national reporter in Washington who had been told the president was upset. The White House had clearly tipped off reporters to observe closely the greeting on the tarmac.
Just as quickly as the president turned on his anger, he turned it off. Okay, press stunt over, what’s next? The weather made flying by helicopter unsafe, so we drove to Venice—in separate cars—where we were meeting with local officials.
That encounter with President Obama served as a reminder to me of why Americans are so frustrated with Washington: the feds focus on the wrong things. Political posturing becomes more important than reality. In Washington they live by the motto: “Perception is reality.” They worry about things they shouldn’t and fail to do those things that they should focus on. It’s called core competence, or the lack thereof.
Now during the oil spill some critics said that I was being hypocritical because I believe in limited government and was also demanding more federal assistance. But they miss the point entirely. I’m not an anarchist. I believe government has a role—and at its most basic level the role of government is to protect life, liberty, and property.2 Dealing with a disaster like the oil spill certainly fits the job description. I believe that part of the reason the federal government failed to respond effectively to the oil spill (and for that matter, five years earlier during Hurricane Katrina) is precisely because government has become too big. By too big I mean not only too expensive, but also our federal government has become too expansive and strayed too far from what should be its core competency.
Today we have the federal government in Washington trying to run car companies, banks, and our entire health care system—rather than sticking to its core job of protecting America from all enemies foreign and domestic, protecting the life, liberty, and property of the American people. What we really need is for the federal government to do those things it should be doing with excellence, and stop trying to take over pieces of the private sector that it has no business in and no reasonable chance of running well.
The federal government’s response to the oil spill was lackadaisical almost from the start. Shortly after the oil well blew, we asked federal authorities how they were going to prioritize and deploy resources to protect our shoreline. We grew frustrated when they would not adjust their plans to respond adequately to a crisis of this magnitude. (We ended up writing our own plans with parish presidents and other coastal leaders who know the waters like the back of their hands.) And some of the federal plans were, how can I say it? Crazy. During that May 2 meeting in Venice with the president, it became clear that some of the federal plans to “protect” Louisiana were dangerous. A senior Coast Guard official explained calmly that if the oil entered the marshes, the plan was to ... burn the marshes! What? How about some Napalm?
If you’ve never been to the Louisiana coast, it is far different than Daytona Beach. It’s beautiful in a much different way. Our coast is populated with countless fragile marshes and estuaries, and it is home to numerous species of wildlife. More than a few peop
le at the meeting commented that this sounded painfully similar to the quip by the Army official in Vietnam who said they needed to destroy the village to save it. We wanted more of an emphasis on preventing the oil from getting into the marshes in the first place and a greater sense of urgency.
More important than the lack of workable plans, the federal government didn’t even have the resources to carry out their plans. It became apparent very early on that there simply was not enough boom to protect our shoreline. Regulations required that local industry, ports, and even some defense facilities around the country maintain a certain amount of boom. It would make sense in this case, with a lack of enough boom in the Gulf region, to relax the rules around the country so boom could be redeployed to deal with this disaster. When you are fighting a war and you are running low on ammunition, you need to get whatever ammunition you have to the frontlines. It makes no sense to say, “No we can’t take those bullets from this warehouse because regulations require that we keep a certain amount here.” You move the ammo to the front lines! But bureaucrats don’t think that way. Despite repeated requests to the federal government and the president himself, it took them too long to relax those requirements, and we lost precious time. An admiral with the Coast Guard admitted to us they had not requested skimmers from Europe since it might take them up to five weeks to arrive, even though we ended up fighting the oil for months, and, as of this writing, are still fighting it.
Getting things approved in a timely fashion proved nearly impossible. On April 30 we had requested a Commercial Fisheries Failure from the U.S. Commerce Department. It wasn’t until May 24 that we finally got word from the Commerce Department that they approved our request.
When the federal government failed to deliver on the resources needed to fight this battle and win, we began developing innovative solutions like air-dropping sand bags, Hesco Baskets, and vacuum barges. Land barriers proved to be one of the most effective protection measures. Indeed, time and time again, land barriers stopped the oil that got past the skimmers and boom and served as our last line of defense to protect our wetlands. We knew there were no silver bullets to magically stop the oil, but we also knew it was important to have multiple lines of defense rather than relying on one tactic alone. So in early May we submitted a proposal to build sand berms to protect our state so that we could fight the oil miles away from our wetlands. We waited. And waited. The federal government refused to give us a timely answer. We heard nothing for weeks, even though sand berms are recognized as a proven oil spill response technique by the U.S. Coast Guard. We went ahead and built one berm on our own to demonstrate its effectiveness, and saw it repeatedly prevent oil from entering our wetlands. Even after the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers concluded the benefits outweighed the risks, the federal government only made BP pay for one segment. It was weeks after submitting our first plan, and multiple meetings and press conferences later, that the federal government finally decided to make BP pay for all six approved segments. Of course, by that point, more than 100 miles of our shoreline had been oiled.
With the feds, when resources didn’t arrive, or decisions were put off, another promise would be made. Jefferson Parish Council Chairman John Young captured the parallel universe of bureaucratic time reality perfectly when he explained, “Tomorrow doesn’t mean tomorrow; it just means NOT today.”
When the oil reached the Louisiana marshes, it was like a poison entering Louisiana’s body. It stained our birds, permeated marsh grasses, and entered the ecosystem. We still don’t know the full impact the spill will have on our state. For me, the point of full realization came when we took a boat ride out to Pass a Loutre. Anyone who has spent time in our bayous knows that they contain a wide array of animals that together create a symphony of sounds. But when we cut our motor that afternoon in Pass a Loutre, all we heard was a deafening silence. It was the first time in my life I was sorry I didn’t hear any mosquitoes. It was as if all the life had been drained out of the marsh. The poison had arrived. The smell was awful. Sitting on the thick, heavy slick was sickening. You could literally stir it with a stick. The oil was black, toxic crude. Two members of my staff had migraines later that day, and others complained of nausea.
People in Louisiana wonder why the federal response was so slow. You would think following the withering criticisms of President Bush during Hurricane Katrina that the federal response this time would have been swift and sure. You would have thought that a White House so concerned about its image would have been all over this.
For us, the oil spill was not just a threat to our beaches. It was a threat to our way of life. The Louisiana coastline, a fragmented and complicated system of marshes, is a fragile ecosystem with all kinds of vegetation and marine life that could potentially be destroyed by even the temporary presence of oil. Commercial fishing in Louisiana is a $2 billion industry, and fishing (both recreational and commercial) creates 60,000 jobs. One-third of the domestic seafood in the continental U.S. comes from Louisiana. Again—this isn’t just a few guys who happen to fish for a living, this is a top industry in our state.
I believe that a big part of the problem with the federal response was that the administration was overly optimistic and too willing to trust the so-called experts. They believed that the elite could fix everything. It struck me during our conversations how often the president mentioned that his secretary of energy, Steven Chu, had won the Nobel Prize. Good for him. But just how exactly was this medal going to fix the problem, cap the well, and keep the oil off our coastline? It became very apparent during this crisis the administration believed the bureaucrats, whether they worked in government or for BP. The press noticed that the White House was deferential to BP and their alleged expertise from the beginning. They basically believed what BP executives were telling them. I think President Obama figured that we just needed to get all the smart people in a room (that would be easy, since most of them reside in Washington) and then they would fix the problem. He trusted the bureaucrats—both corporate and federal. He hadn’t been in government long enough (or in the private sector, for that matter) to know that you have to be skeptical. They always seemed to assume the best case scenario rather than preparing for the worst case scenario.
It was a pattern evident from the beginning, one that was repeated again and again. Just a day and half after the well blew, killing eleven workers, there was a meeting between my staff and the Coast Guard. Both the Coast Guard and BP informed us that there was no oil leaking into the Gulf. (This would prove to be reminiscent of Katrina, when we were assured as the storm hit that the levees were holding.) Then a couple days later word came from BP and the federal government that there was a leak—but it was a small one. Only 1,000 barrels a day. It was a very stable situation, we were told. No big deal. Soon the estimate became 5,000 barrels, then 12,000 to 19,000 barrels, then 25,000 to 30,000 barrels, and finally 35,000 to 60,000 barrels. A week after the explosion, when I asked about the impact of hurricanes on the oil, a National Oceanic and Atmospheric Association (NOAA) official assured me we would not be dealing with the oil by June 1, the beginning of hurricane season; Timmy remarked that it reminded him of five years earlier—when the Corps of Engineers assured us the floodwalls would not breach in New Orleans.
As the oil spread to our waters, both the federal government and BP seemed trapped in their own red tape. Even when the problem was obvious and visible, they were incapable of quick action. At one point we took Coast Guard Captain Ed Stanton, who was then in charge of the response in Louisiana, up in a Louisiana National Guard Black-hawk helicopter to see the oil in Timbalier Bay. We took the man in charge of the response to see the oil because BP contractors would not deploy assets. Then we flew over Cocodrie where you could see the boom and other material literally sitting on the docks, with skimmers nearby that were idle. We expected him, having seen the inaction with his own eyes, to jump on it right away and get going. But he told us it wasn’t that easy. It would take at least twenty-four hours
before he could get the assets deployed. Captain Stanton faced such withering criticism for the lack of movement that at one point he snapped to the incredulous media, “I guess I’m just slow and dumb.” But of course it was the system that was slow and dumb, not him.
There was no accountability. Stanton and others were working under a system that was incapable of working quickly and efficiently. It was highly centralized, bureaucratic, and often unresponsive. Process mattered more than results. The Coast Guard operated under an Incident Action Plan (IAP), which was their term for planning the mission for the next day. When oil was spotted on the water, they would put together an IAP, but it would take literally twenty-four to forty-eight hours to actually get skimmer boats on site to clean it up—this means that the problem we saw one day could only be addressed a whole day later... if we were lucky. Of course, timing in a disaster situation is everything. By the time a day passed, the currents might have shifted and the oil might be miles away. Authority was too distant and too rigid to be responsive. (Doesn’t that sound like a problem with the federal government in other areas, too?) What we needed were local command centers on the ground that could react and respond more quickly.
Think of it this way. When our soldiers in World War II encountered the enemy, they did the only smart thing: they attacked with the intent to kill. For the people of Louisiana, this was war. When we saw oil coming on to our coast, we did everything we could to stop it, to kill it. There was no time to call back to headquarters, to fill out some forms, or to wait for orders from Washington.
One day I remember vividly, there was thick, black crude in Bay Jimmy off of Grand Isle. We asked the Coast Guard why there were still not enough skimmers at work. They were using only a fraction of the available vessels. One problem was there was a bottleneck when it came to spotter planes and insufficient communications equipment. Apparently they simply didn’t have enough air traffic control capacity. When we suggested that they request assistance from the military, and also use some of the excess vessels to provide water-based visibility, it was like a revelation. The thought had apparently never occurred to them.