She opened the door and closed it firmly behind her, put the cat on the floor and said, ‘Hot milk is what you need.’
Agatha went into the minuscule kitchen. Hodge rose from a kitchen chair and stretched and yawned.
‘How did you get there?’ demanded Agatha, bewildered. She swung round. The tabby she had picked up in Cornwall Gardens came into the kitchen, mewing softly. In the full glare of the fluorescent light, Agatha saw that it was a skinny thing, not at all like Hodge.
‘Two of them,’ groaned Agatha. She couldn’t keep two. One was worry enough. Where had Hodge been? thought Agatha, who was not yet well enough versed in the ways of cats and did not know they could appear to vanish into thin air. She thought of putting the new cat back out in the gardens. But that would be cruel. She could take it to the RSPCA but they would probably gas it, for who would want a plain tabby cat?
She warmed milk and put down two bowls of it and then two bowls of cat food. Hodge seemed to have placidly accepted the newcomer. Agatha changed the litter in the tray, hoping the new animal was house-trained.
When she went to bed, the cats settled down on either side of her. It was comforting. What would they say in Carsely when she returned with two? But then, she would only be returning to Carsely to pack up.
But the village was still fresh in her mind when she awoke the next morning. She decided to phone Bill Wong and tell him her news.
At police headquarters in Mircester, they said it was his day off and so Agatha phoned his home.
Bill listened carefully while she outlined all her plans and told him of the visit of the two managing directors.
There was a silence. Then he said in his soft Gloucester accent, ‘That’s odd.’
‘What is?’ demanded Agatha.
‘I mean, two managing directors of big companies turning up just like that. I don’t know much about business . . .’
‘No, you don’t,’ put in Agatha.
‘But I would have thought a meeting would have been set up for you, liaison with the advertising department, the firms’ public relations officers, that sort of thing.’
‘Oh, they both happened to be in town for some business meeting.’
‘And what do you really know about this Jack Pomfret? You’re not just going to hand over any money or anything like that?’
‘I’m not stupid,’ said Agatha, angry now, for she was beginning to think she was.
‘A good way to find out about people,’ said Bill, ‘is to call at their home. You can usually get an idea of how flush they are from where they live and what the wife is like.’
‘So you think I should spy on him? And you’re always telling me I don’t know how to mind my own business.’
‘I think you’re a Nosy Parker when you don’t have to be and touchingly naïve when you do have to be,’ said Bill.
‘Look, copper, I ran a successful business for years.’
‘Maybe Carsely’s made you forget what an evil place the world can be.’
‘What? After all that murder and mayhem?’
‘Different sort of thing.’
‘Well, I’ve finished with Carsely.’
There was an amused chuckle from the other end of the phone. ‘That’s what you think.’
Agatha settled down with a coffee and cigarette to go through the papers Jack had given her again. Did he really expect her just to hand over a cheque without seeing his equal contribution? The new cat and Hodge were chasing each other over the furniture, the stray seeming to have recovered amazingly.
Agatha opened her briefcase and found a clipboard and put the papers on it. She phoned Roy Silver, the young man who had once worked for her.
‘Aggie, love,’ his voice lilted down the line. ‘I was thinking of coming down to see you. What are you up to?’
‘I need some help. Do you remember Jack Pomfret?’
‘Vaguely.’
‘You wouldn’t happen to have an address for him?’
‘As a matter of fact I have, sweetie. I pinched your business address book when I left. Don’t squawk! You’d probably have forgotten about it. Let me see . . . aha, 121, Kynance Mews, Kensington. Do you want the phone number?’
‘I’ve got that, but it doesn’t seem like a Kensington one. Never mind. I’ll walk round. It’s only round the corner.’
‘How long are you in London? I gather you are in London. Want to meet up?’
‘Maybe later,’ said Agatha. ‘Did you get married?’
‘No, why?’
‘What about that girl, what’s-her-name, you brought down to meet me?’
‘Ran off and left me for a lager lout.’
‘I’m sorry.’
‘I’m not,’ said Roy waspishly. ‘I can do better than that.’
‘Look, I’ll call you. I’ve got something to deal with first.’ Agatha said goodbye and put the phone down. Why hadn’t Jack said he was living just round the corner?
She walked along to the end of Kynance Mews to 121 and pressed the bell.
A thin, tweedy woman answered the door, the kind Agatha didn’t like, the kind who wore cultured pearls and green wellies in London.
‘Mr Pomfret?’ asked Agatha.
‘Mr Pomfret no longer lives here,’ said the woman acidly. ‘I bought the house from him. But I am not his secretary and I refuse to send any more letters on to him. All he needs to do is to pay a small amount of money to the post office in order to get his mail redirected.’
‘If you give me his address, I can take any letters to him,’ said Agatha.
‘Very well. Wait there and I’ll write it down.’
Agatha stood in the freezing cold on the frost-covered cobbles of the mews. A skein of geese flew overhead on their way from the Round Pond in Kensington Gardens to St James’s Park. Her breath came out in a little cloud of steam in front of her face. Two dog lovers stood at the entrance to the mews and unleashed their animals, which peed their way down from door to door and then both squatted down and defecated, before the satisfied owners called them to heel. There was no more selfish animal lover than a Kensington animal lover, thought Agatha.
‘Here you are,’ said the woman, ‘and here’s the address.’ She handed Agatha a slip of paper and a pile of letters. Agatha thanked her and put the letters in her briefcase and then looked down in surprise at the address as the woman firmly closed the door: 8A Ramillies Crescent, Archway. Well, there were some mansions in Archway and some rich people left in that declining suburb, but 8A suggested a basement flat.
She headed off to the Gloucester Road tube, and not wanting to make a lot of changes took the District Line to Embankment and then the Northern Line to Archway. Once she was settled on the Northern Line, she took out the letters. They were mostly junk mail but there was one from the income tax.
Agatha’s heart sank down to her cold feet. Law-abiding, financially secure people were the ones that kept in touch with the Inland Revenue.
She then took out a pocket atlas of London and looked up Ramillies Crescent, which was in a network of streets behind the hospital.
Everyone at the main road junction in Archway at the exit to the tube looked depressed. You could, thought Agatha bleakly, take the lot and dump them on the streets of Moscow and no one would notice they were foreigners. She ploughed up the steep hill from the tube and turned off towards Ramillies Crescent when she got to the hospital.
It turned out to be a run-down crescent of Victorian houses. No one here was obviously feeling the recession, for no one had ever got to any point from which to recess to.
The gardens were untended and most of them had been concreted over to make space for some rusting car. Agatha arrived at Number 8. Sure enough, 8A was the basement flat. Edging her way around a broken pram which looked as if it had been thrown there rather than left to rot, she rang the doorbell. Marcia Pomfret, she vaguely remembered, was a statuesque blonde.
At first she did not recognize Marcia in the woman who opened the door to her, a
woman with a faded, lined face and black roots, who looked at her without a spark of recognition.
‘What are you selling?’ asked Marcia in a weary, nasal voice.
Agatha made up her mind to lie. ‘I’m not selling anything,’ she said brightly. ‘Your name was given to me because I believe you and your husband lived in Spain. I am doing research for the Spanish government. They would like to know why various British families did not settle in Spain but returned.’
Agatha scooped the clipboard and papers out of her briefcase and stood waiting.
‘You may as well come in,’ said Marcia. ‘I usually stand talking to the walls here, and that’s a fact.’
She led the way into a dark living-room. Agatha’s sharp eyes recognized what she called landlord’s furniture and she sat down on a worn sofa in front of a low glass-and-chrome coffee-table.
‘Now,’ she said brightly, ‘what took you to Spain?’
‘It was my husband, Jack,’ said Marcia. ‘He’d always wanted to run a bar. Thought he could do it. So he sold the business and the house and we bought this little bar on the Costa Del Sol. He called it Home from Home. Made it British-like. San Miguel beer and steak-and-kidney pud. We had a little flat above the bar. Slave labour, it was. While he was out chatting up the birds in the bar, I was in the kitchen, wasn’t I, turning out those hot English meals when it was cooking-hot outside.’
‘And were you successful?’ asked Agatha, pretending to take notes.
‘Naw. We was just another English bar among all them other English bars. Couldn’t get help. The Spanish’ll only work for top wages. Nearly died with the heat, I did. “Soon it’ll be all right,” Jack said. “Spend the days on the beach and let someone do the work for us.” But the place never really got off the ground. Once the tourist season was over, that was that. I said to Jack he’d have been better to make it Spanish, get the locals and the better-class tourists who don’t come all this way for English muck, but would he listen? So we sold up and came back to nothing.’
Agatha asked a few more questions about Spain and the Spanish to keep up the pretence. Then she put the clipboard away and rose to go. ‘I hope you will soon be on your feet again.’
Marcia shrugged wearily and Agatha suddenly remembered what she had looked like ten years ago at a party, blonde and beautiful. Jack’s latest bimbo, they had called her, but he had married her.
‘Have you any children?’ Agatha asked.
Marcia shook her head. ‘Just as well,’ she said sadly. ‘Wouldn’t want to bring them up here.’
And just as well, indeed, thought Agatha miserably as she trailed off down the street. For when he finds I haven’t been suckered, he’ll search around for a new wife, and one with money this time. She remembered his letters and stopped beside a pillar-box, readdressed the lot and popped them in.
Jack Pomfret was standing on the up escalator at Archway tube when he saw the stocky figure of Agatha Raisin on the down escalator and opened his copy of The Independent and hid behind it. He ran all the way home once he was out in the street.
‘Was that Raisin woman here?’ he demanded.
‘What Raisin woman?’ demanded Marcia. ‘There was only some woman from the Spanish government asking questions about British who had left Spain.’
‘What did she look like?’
‘Straight brown hair, small brown eyes, bit of a tan.’
‘You silly bitch, that was Agatha Raisin smelling out God knows what kind of rats. What did you tell her?’
‘I told her how we couldn’t make that bar work. How was I to know . . .’
Jack paced up and down. The money he’d spent feeding that old cow at the Savoy! The money he’d paid to those two actor friends to impersonate businessmen! Perhaps he could still save something.
Agatha packed up her stuff and left the rented flat for a new one, sacrificing the money she’d paid in advance. She moved to another rented service flat in Knightsbridge, behind Harrods. She would see a few shows and eat a few good restaurant meals before returning to that grave called Carsely.
She knew Jack would come looking for her and she did not relish the confrontation, for like all people who have been tricked, she felt ashamed of her own gullibility.
So when Jack Pomfret, sweating lightly despite the cold, called at her old flat, he did not find anyone there. The owners did not know she had left, for she had not returned her keys, and assumed she was out, and so Jack called and called desperately in the ensuing days until even he had to admit to himself that there was little hope of getting any money out of Agatha Raisin.
Apart from going to shows and restaurants, Agatha took the new cat to the Emergency Veterinary Clinic in Victoria, learned it was female, got it its shots, named it Boswell despite its gender, with some idea of keeping up the literary references, and decided that two cats were as easy to keep as one.
One evening, walking home from the theatre through Leicester Square, she was just priding herself at how easily she fitted back into city life when a youth tried to seize her handbag. Agatha hung on like grim death, finally managing to land a hefty kick on her assailant’s shins. He ran off. Passers-by stared at her curiously but no one asked her if she was all right. When one lived in town, thought Agatha, one became street-wise, developed an instinct for danger. But in sleepy Carsely, where she often did not bother to lock her car at night, such instincts had gone. She walked on purposefully, striding out with a confident step which declared, don’t mug me, I’m loaded for bear, the step of the street-wise.
At the end of a week, she headed back to Carsely, carrying two cat baskets this time.
For the first time, she had an odd feeling of coming home. It was a sunny day, with a faint hint of warmth in the air. Snowdrops were fluttering shyly at village doorsteps.
She thought of the vet, Paul Bladen, again. Now she had a new cat, she had every excuse to take it to the vet for a check-up. On the other hand, if Bill Wong was to be believed, Paul Bladen did not like cats. She decided to go along and say she needed some eye ointment.
She had really only half believed Bill, however, and was surprised to find the waiting-room empty. Miss Mabbs looked up listlessly from a torn magazine and said Mr Bladen was up at Lord Pendlebury’s racing stable but would be back soon. Agatha waited and waited.
After an hour, Paul Bladen walked into the waiting-room, nodded curtly to Agatha and disappeared into the surgery. Agatha had half a mind to leave.
But after only a few moments, Miss Mabbs told her to go through.
He listened to Agatha’s tale of the cat’s eye infection and then scribbled out a prescription, saying they were out of the ointment, but that she could get it at the chemist’s in Moreton-in-Marsh. He then obviously waited for Agatha to leave.
‘Don’t you think you owe me an explanation?’ demanded Agatha. ‘I tried to go to that restaurant in Evesham but the snow was so bad, I crashed. I tried to phone you but some woman answered the phone, saying she was your wife. I thought you might have had the decency to phone me.’
He was suddenly all charm. ‘Mrs Raisin, I am very sorry. The weather was so dreadful, I was sure you would not even try to make it. The woman on the phone was my sister, being silly. Do forgive me. Look, what about tonight? There’s a new Greek restaurant in Mircester, just near the abbey. We could meet there at eight.’ But when he smiled into her eyes, Agatha was reminded bitterly of Jack Pomfret.
She hesitated, looking out of the surgery window. It was then that she saw James Lacey, looking the same as ever. He was a very tall, well-built man with a handsome, tanned face and bright blue eyes. His thick black hair had only a trace of grey at the sides. He was strolling past with that easy, rangy stride of his, James Lacey without a care in the world.
‘I’d love to go,’ she said. ‘See you then.’
When Agatha got home, the phone was ringing and she picked up the receiver. Jack Pomfret’s voice sounded down the line. ‘Agatha, Agatha, I can explain . . .’
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bsp; Agatha slammed the receiver back on its stand. The phone immediately began to ring again.
She snatched it up. ‘Look, bugger off, you useless con,’ she snarled. ‘If you think –’
‘Mrs Raisin, it’s me, Bill.’
‘Oh! I told you to call me Agatha.’
‘Sorry. Agatha. So business wasn’t business?’
‘No,’ said Agatha curtly.
‘Pity. What about dinner tonight?’
‘What?’
‘You, me, dinner.’
Bill Wong was in his twenties, so any invitation to dinner was prompted by pure friendship. Nonetheless she was flattered and almost tempted to dump the vet. But the vet was nearer her age.
‘I’ve got a date, Bill. What about next week?’
‘Right. I’ll probably see you before then. Who’s your date with? Lacey?’
‘No, the vet.’
‘Out of the frying pan into the fire.’
‘What the hell does that mean? You mean he’s after my money? Well, let me tell you, Bill Wong, that a lot of men find me attractive.’
‘Sure, sure. Talking off the top of my head. See you soon. Only joking. He’s probably loaded.’
Chapter Three
Agatha tried on one dress after the other, gave up and changed into an old skirt and blouse, was about to leave and hurried back indoors to put on the body stocking, the Armani dress, the pearls, and gummed on a pair of false eyelashes she had bought in London.
James Lacey saw her drive off. He noticed that she no longer went slowly past his house, looking eagerly out of the car window.
Agatha drove along the Fosse to Mircester, an old cobbled town dominated by a great medieval abbey. She found the restaurant without difficulty. It was more like a dingy shop with closed curtains rather than a restaurant, but she was sure all would be warmth and elegance inside.
The Stavros Restaurant came as a bit of a shock to her when she walked inside. There was cracked linoleum on the floor and checked plastic table-cloths covered the tables. A few rather dingy enlarged photographs of views of Greece, the Acropolis, Delphi, and so on stared down from the walls.
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