by John Lloyd
carrots 1, 2;
Carta 1;
Cartland 1;
cartoonists 1;
Casanova 1;
Castro 1, 2, 3;
cats 1, 2, 3, 4 ,5, 6, 7, 8;
caterpillars 1;
catfish 1;
Catholics 1, 2, 3;
cauliflower 1;
caviar 1;
Cézanne 1;
chameleons 1;
chamois 1;
Charleses 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10;
Cheddar 1;
cheese 1, 2;
cheeseburgers 1;
cheetah 1;
chefs 1, 2, 3;
Chelmsford 1;
chemists 1, 2;
chemotherapy 1;
chewing 1;
chickenpox 1;
chickens 1, 2;
Chicken 1;
chihuahua 1;
chimney 1;
chimpanzees 1, 2, 3, 4, 5;
China 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8;
chisel 1;
chlamydia 1;
chocolate 1, 2;
choirboy 1;
Christmas 1;
chromosomes 1;
Churchill 1, 2, 3;
CIA 1;
cigars 1;
classmates 1;
clauses 1;
Cleese 1, 2;
clergy 1;
clicks 1;
cling 1;
clitoris 1;
clouds 1;
cobbler 1, 2;
Coca-Cola 1, 2, 3, 4;
cocaine 1, 2, 3;
cockroach 1;
cocks 1;
coconuts 1, 2;
codes 1, 2, 3, 4;
coffee 1, 2, 3;
Coleridge 1;
colour 1, 2, 3, 4;
colour-blind 1;
computers 1;
condoms 1;
conjuror 1;
constituencies 1;
contraceptives 1;
cooling 1;
cornflakes 1;
Cornish 1, 2;
corporations 1, 2;
coward 1;
cowpox 1;
cows 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6;
crabs 1;
cranberries 1;
crashes 1, 2, 3;
cricket 1;
crime 1, 2, 3, 4;
crocodiles 1, 2, 3;
crocuses 1;
crossword 1;
crucifixion 1;
Cubism 1;
cuckoos 1;
culture 1, 2, 3;
curry 1;
curse 1;
Curtain 1;
curvature 1;
custard 1
daffodils 1;
Dalí 1, 2;
dandelions 1;
danger 1, 2;
Danger 1;
Darlington 1;
dead 1, 2, 3;
death 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15;
deed poll 1;
Delight 1;
democracy 1;
denominations 1;
depression 1;
Descartes 1;
desertion 1;
desire 1, 2;
detergent 1;
dialling 1;
diamonds 1;
digestives 1;
dinosaurs 1, 2;
Disraeli 1;
divorce 1;
DNA 1, 2;
doctors 1, 2, 3, 4, 5;
dogs 1, 2, 3, 4;
dolphins 1, 2, 3;
Dracula 1;
dragonflies 1, 2;
dreaming 1;
drivers 1;
driving 1;
drum 1;
Duck 1;
Dull 1;
Durham 1;
Dutch 1, 2, 3;
dwarfs 1;
dyslexia 1, 2
eagles 1, 2;
ear 1; ears 2;
earthquakes 1;
Easter 1;
eavesdropping 1;
echidnas 1, 2;
Edinburgh 1;
eels 1;
eggs 1, 2, 3, 4, 5;
Eiffel 1;
Einstein 1, 2, 3;
electricity 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6;
electrons 1, 2, 3;
elephants 1, 2, 3, 4, 5;
embryos 1;
encyclopaedias 1, 2;
energy 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9;
enquiries 1;
escalators 1;
Escoffier 1, 2;
Eskimos 1;
Eton 1, 2;
Europe 1, 2, 3, 4;
Eurovision 1, 2;
Everest 1, 2;
excrement 1;
executions 1, 2, 3, 4;
executives 1;
exhausts 1;
Exocet 1;
explorers 1;
explosions 1, 2, 3;
espressos 1;
Everest 1, 2;
extinguishers 1;
Exxon 1, 2;
eye 1, 2, 3, 4;
eyelashes 1
Facebook 1, 2;
faeces 1, 2;
Falklands 1;
Faroes 1;
farts 1;
fashion 1;
fathers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5;
fatties 1;
Fawlty 1;
fax 1;
feathers 1, 2;
ferrets 1, 2;
fez 1;
figs 1;
film 1, 2;
films 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7;
Finland 1, 2;
Finnish 1, 2;
fire 1;
fish 1, 2, 3, 4;
flags 1, 2, 3;
flamingos 1;
flats 1;
flies 1;
flocks 1, 2, 3, 4;
flu 1, 2;
follicles 1;
football 1, 2, 3, 4, 5;
forests 1, 2, 3;
fossils 1, 2, 3;
fox 1;
Fox 1, 2;
Foxe 1;
France 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10;
French 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18;
friends 1;
frogs 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6;
fruit 1, 2, 3;
FTSE 1 2;
Fucking 1;
furniture 1
galaxies 1, 2, 3, 4;
Gandhi 1;
Ganges 1;
gardens 1, 2;
gas 1, 2;
gasoline 1;
Gatwick 1;
geese 1;
Genghis 1;
geography 1;
Geraints 1;
geraniums 1;
gerbils 1;
German 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8;
Germans 1;
Germany 1;
Gillette 1;
Glasgow 1, 2;
gloves 1;
glue 1;
gnomes 1;
goalkeepers 1;
goals 1;
goats 1;
God 1, 2, 3;
gold 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8;
golf 1, 2;
gonorrhoea 1;
Google 1, 2;
goosebumps 1;
gorillas 1, 2, 3;
grandmothers 1;
graphene 1;
grasshoppers 1;
gravity 1;
gravy-boats 1;
grawlixes 1;
Greece 1, 2;
Greek 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6;
greyhound 1;
G-spot 1;
guidebooks 1;
guinea 1, 2, 3;
guitar 1;
Gulf 1;
gum 1;
guns 1, 2, 3, 4
Hadrian 1;
hair 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7;
hammer 1;
hammerheads 1;
hammering 1;
hamsters 1, 2, 3;
handbag 1;
handcuffs 1;
handwriting 1, 2;
hands 1, 2, 3, 4, 5;
hangover 1;
hares 1;
Harrods 1;
Harrow 1;
Harrys 1, 2;
H
arvard 1;
Hastings 1;
hats 1, 2, 3;
Havana 1;
hearts 1, 2, 3, 4;
heart-attacks 1, 2;
Heathrow 1;
hedgehogs 1;
height 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6;
helicopters 1;
heresy 1;
heroin 1, 2, 3;
herons 1;
herring 1, 2;
Hickoks 1;
Higgs 1;
hippopotamuses 1, 2;
Hitler 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8;
Ho 1;
homosexuality 1, 2;
Honda 1;
honey 1;
hooves 1;
hormones 1;
horses 1, 2, 3, 4, 5;
hospital 1;
Houdini 1;
Hovis 1;
humans 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31;
hummingbirds 1, 2, 3;
hurricanes 1;
hydrogen 1, 2, 3;
hypocrites 1
Iceland 1, 2;
Icelandic 1, 2, 3;
idiot 1;
igloo 1;
IKEA 1, 2, 3;
IMAX 1;
impalers 1;
implant 1;
inability 1;
India 1, 2, 3, 4;
inflation 1, 2;
influenza 1;
injuries 1;
ink 1;
Inquisition 1;
insects 1, 2, 3, 4;
Internet 1, 2, 3;
Inuktitut 1, 2;
inventions 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13;
invisibility 1;
iron 1;
Iron 1,2, 3;
islands 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7;
Israel 1, 2;
ISS 1, 2;
Italian 1, 2, 3, 4, 5;
Italians 1, 2;
Italy 1, 2, 3, 4, 5;
Ivanhoe 1
Jack-in-a-Box 1;
jackstraw 1;
Jacobites 1;
jagger 1;
jaguar 1, 2;
James’s 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8;
jasmine 1;
Jaws 1;
jeans 1;
Jehovah 1;
jelly 1;
jellyfish 1, 2;
Jeremys 1;
Jerome 1;
jive 1;
Joan 1;
Jockey 1;
jogging 1;
Joneses 1, 2
Kali 1;
kangaroos 1;
kebab 1;
Kellogg’s 1;
kestrels 1;
Kindle 1;
kings 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13;
King 1;
kissing 1, 2;
knobs 1;
knots 1;
koalas 1, 2;
Kremen 1;
Kuwait 1
ladders 1;
lamb 1;
languages 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10;
lapwings 1;
Lassie 1;
laundry 1;
lava 1;
lavatories 1, 2, 3;
lawnmower 1;
lawyers 1;
lead 1, 2, 3, 4, 5;
Lego 1;
legs 1, 2, 3, 4, 5;
lemons 1;
Leonardo 1, 2;
leprosy 1;
librarian 1;
licensing 1;
Liechtenstein 1, 2, 3;
lighthouses 1;
lightning 1, 2;
Lilt 1;
limbs 1;
Linnaeus 1;
lions 1, 2;
lion-tamer 1;
Lisa 1;
litter 1;
lizards 1;
lobsters 1;
Loch 1, 2;
logos 1, 2;
London 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16;
loo 1, 2;
Loony 1;
loops 1;
Louvre 1;
love 1;
lunatic 1
M1 2;
macaw 1;
machines 1, 2, 3;
mackerel 1;
Mafia 1;
Maiden 1;
Magna 1;
malaria 1, 2;
mantis 1;
marking 1;
marshmallow 1;
Marx 1, 2;
match.com 1;
Mayflower 1;
mayors 1;
McDonald’s 1, 2, 3;
meaning 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6;
measles 1;
meatballs 1;
medals 1, 2, 3, 4, 5;
medicine 1, 2;
Mexico 1;
Mexican 1;
mice 1;
Michelin 1;
Microsoft 1;
microwaves 1, 2;
midwife 1;
milk 1, 2, 3, 4;
Minh 1;
mirrors 1;
missiles 1;
missions 1, 2;
mobiles 1, 2;
models 1;
moles 1, 2;
mollynogging 1;
Mona 1;
Monet 1;
monkeys 1, 2;
Monopoly 1;
monsters 1, 2;
Moon 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6;
moon dust 1;
morning 1, 2;
Morse 1;
mother-in-law 1;
mothers 1;
moths 1;
mountains 1, 2, 3, 4;
mouths 1, 2;
moustache 1, 2;
mummy 1;
mushrooms 1;
Mussolini 1;
mustard 1;
mutants 1
nails 1, 2;
Napoleon 1;
NASA 1;
navies 1, 2, 3, 4;
Nazis 1, 2, 3;
Neasden 1;
nests 1;
neutrinos 1, 2;
newspapers 1, 2;
Niagara 1, 2;
nipples 1;
nitrogen 1;
nitroglycerin 1;
Nobel 1, 2, 3, 4, 5;
novels 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9;
nutmeg 1;
nuts 1, 2;
nylon 1
octopuses 1, 2;
oil 1, 2, 3 ;
olives 1;
Olympics 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6;
operators 1, 2;
orange 1, 2, 3, 4;
organism 1, 2 ;
ospreys 1;
ostriches 1, 2, 3;
ovens 1;
owls 1, 2;
oxygen 1;
oysters 1, 2;
oystercatchers 1;
ozone 1
Paddington 1;
painting 1, 2, 3;
palindromes 1;
pandas 1, 2;
paper 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6;
paperclip 1;
papers 1;
paradox 1;
parliament 1, 2, 3;
parrots 1, 2;
parties 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6;
passports 1;
patents 1;
pavements 1;
peanut 1, 2;
pearl 1;
peas 1;
pedant 1;
pelicans 1;
pencils 1, 2, 3;
penises 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9;
personality 1;
Peters 1, 2, 3;
pets 1, 2, 3, 4, 5;
pheasant 1;
phobias 1, 2, 3, 4;
photographs 1, 2;
photons 1;
physics 1;
pi 1, 2;
Picasso 1, 2;
pidgin 1, 2;
pigeons 1, 2, 3;
pigs 1, 2, 3, 4;
Pinocchio 1;
pins 1, 2;
pixies 1;
pizza 1;
plankton 1;
planning 1;
Plato 1;
platypus 1;
pleurisy 1;
Pluto 1;
poetry 1, 2, 3;
poets 1, 2;
pol
ice 1, 2, 3;
politicians 1, 2;
polling 1;
pools 1;
Poopó 1;
pop 1;
popes 1, 2, 3, 4;
post 1, 2, 3;
Pots 1, 2;
potatoes 1, 2, 3, 4;
poverty 1, 2;
power 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8;
prawns 1;
praying 1;
pregnancy 1, 2, 3;
princes 1, 2, 3, 4;
Pringles 1;
prisoners 1, 2;
Prius 1;
PR 1;
psychologists 1;
psychopaths 1;
publishers 1, 2, 3;
puffins 1;
pyramids 1;
Pythagoras 1;
Pythons 1, 2
QE2 1;
queens 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
rabbits 1;
racehorses 1;
radishes 1;
Radcliffe 1;
rage 1;
raspberries 1, 2, 3;
rats 1, 2, 3;
ravens 1, 2;
Raving 1;
razors 1;
readers 1, 2;
Reading 1;
Reagan 1, 2;
record 1;
records 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8;
religion 1;
Renaissance 1;
revolutions 1, 2;
rhinos 1;
rhubarb 1;
rhymes 1, 2;
Ribena 1;
rice 1, 2;
Richards 1, 2, 3, 4;
riots 1;
rivers 1;
roller-coaster 1;
Rolls-Royce 1, 2;
Rooney 1;
rope 1, 2;
roses 1;
Roses 1;
Rotherham 1;
rubber 1;
rubbish 1;
rules 1, 2, 3;
rumbles 1;
Russia 1;
Russian 1, 2, 3;
Russians 1
Saddam 1;
saffron 1, 2;
saints 1, 2, 3;
salamander 1;
sales 1, 2, 3, 4;
saliva 1;
salt 1, 2;
Saudi 1, 2, 3;
sausages 1;
saws 1, 2;
scallops 1;
schizophrenia 1;
Schoenberg 1;
school 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6;
scorpion 1;
Scouts 1;
Scrabble 1, 2;
screwdriver 1;
seafood 1;
seahorses 1;
seal 1;
seashells 1, 2;
Seman 1;
semen 1, 2;
semicolons 1;
sex 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8;
Sebastians 1;
Shakespeare 1, 2, 3, 4;
shamans 1;
sharks 1, 2, 3, 4, 5;
shaving 1;
sheep 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6;
ships 1;
shoes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5;
shotguns 1, 2;
showers 1;
shrew 1;
silicone 1;
silkworms 1, 2;
silver 1, 2;
sins 1;
sisters 1, 2, 3, 4, 5;
skiing 1, 2;
slate 1;
slavery 1, 2;
slide 1;
sloth 1;
Slough 1;
smartphones 1;
smegma 1;
smells 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9;
Smiths 1;
smoking 1;
snails 1;
snakes 1, 2, 3, 4;
snipe 1;
snooker 1;
snow 1, 2;
snowballs 1;
snowflake 1;
soccer 1;
socks 1, 2;
sofa 1;
soil 1, 2;