“No, and there’s a bunch of e-mails where people were asking him about it. There was no way he was sharing it with anybody; it was like he put up a wall. But he kept telling people that he had no time to see them, or go out, because he was so busy. It’s all here.”
“What about the wife?” I ask.
“She spent money like the world was coming to an end. You name the store, she spent a fortune there. Jewelry, cars… unbelievable.”
“I know the type,” I say. “Her mind was Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends.”
He smiles. “And my guess is she got a lot of pretty, pretty boys that she called friends.”
“Why do you say that?”
“She made twelve phone calls to a hotel in New York in the six weeks before her husband died, one of those places that’s so hip they can charge seven hundred bucks a night. And she was there at least twice; she bought drinks on her credit card in their bar.”
“Do we know who she called or went to see?” I ask.
“Nope. No way to tell from this. That’s going to be up to you. But if you get me a name, I’ll take his life apart.”
“Maybe somebody at the hotel will remember her,” I say.
He smiles. “That’s my boy; you can do it. Go get ’em.”
“Your confidence is touching. I can feel my eyes filling up with tears.”
He laughs. “I mean it. I got a peaceful easy feeling, and I know you won’t let me down. ’Cause I’m already standing…”
“You’re already standing?”
He nods. “Yes, I’m already standing on the ground.”
I laugh. “All right, Sam, I want to go though this stuff, so get the hell out of here.”
He nods. “Right, boss.” He gets up, goes to the door and opens it, but then walks back to me.
“Now what?” I ask.
“Sorry, but every time I try to walk away, something makes me turn around and stay.”
This could go on forever; the Eagles have had a long career. “Sam, I’ve got work to do, beat it.”
He nods. “Okay. But all of this is gonna help you with the case, right?”
“Maybe, maybe not.”
“What does that mean?” he asks.
I point to the papers. “It means, depending on what I find out, this could be heaven or this could be hell.”
I WALK IN THE DOOR and see Laurie coming down the steps to greet me.
She is holding on to the railing and trying to keep her shaky legs steady. She smiles when she sees me, and this causes her to momentarily lose her concentration. She starts to fall, and I can see the panic as she grabs for the railing.
As I so often do in situations like this, I just stand paralyzed, watching. She is unable to regain her balance and falls down the last three steps, landing with a thud on the floor.
Now that it is too late, I rush to her. “Laurie, are you okay?”
“Damnit! Damnit! Damnit!” she screams, pounding the floor. “Andy, I can’t stand being like this!”
“Really?” I ask. “I thought you were very graceful. Are you hurt?”
She pauses for a while before answering, as she assesses her own condition. “I don’t think so. Just frustrated and embarrassed.”
“Where’s the nurse?”
“I sent her home. I wanted things to be back to normal tonight.”
I help her over to the couch, and though she staggers slightly, she seems to be okay. Tara and Waggy immediately take advantage of the situation to jump on the couch and snuggle next to her, their heads coming to rest on each of her thighs.
Laurie starts to laugh at how quickly they’ve assumed the comfortable positions, and she pets both of them on their heads. It is amazing how comforting dogs can be.
I didn’t see Marcus outside when I arrived, but that doesn’t surprise me. Marcus has a way of not appearing to be somewhere until he needs to be there, and I’ve learned to have confidence in that. I’ve given him a key, so he can come in and out when he pleases, but I know when he’s been inside, because the refrigerator is empty.
“You sure you should be out of bed?” I ask.
“Yes, Andy. Despite my embarrassing performance on the stairs, I’m doing okay. I’m not an invalid.”
“Okay. Good.”
“I can do things. Really,” she says.
“Great. Make me dinner, woman.”
“Except that.”
“Okay. Let’s get naked.”
“And except that.”
I nod. “So, to rephrase, you can do anything except good stuff.”
She smiles. “Right. And I’m especially good at thinking.”
“What have you been thinking about?”
“Going home. Getting back to work.”
That was not exactly what I was hoping she’d say. “You’re not ready for that, Laurie. You must know that.”
She nods. “I do. But I have this need to get back to real life.”
“Living here is fake life?”
She shakes her head. “I’m sorry, Andy, this is coming out wrong. I love it here, and I love being with you. I just can’t stand being helpless like this. I’ve never experienced anything like it before.”
“Laurie, it feels like yesterday that you were in a coma, and you were… fighting for your life.” My voice catches on these last few words; just the thought of that first night in the hospital is enough to reduce me to a sniveling, unmanly wreck. “You’re doing great.”
“I know. I’m just impatient.”
“So how can I make you less impatient?”
“Maybe you can let me help you with the case. I can read through the files, maybe come up with some ideas. It will give me something to think about, and there’s a chance I can contribute something.”
This is an easy one for me; Laurie is as good an investigator as I’ve ever been around, and it can’t do anything but help to have a mind like hers on our side. “Absolutely. That’s a great idea.”
“I know I can’t come down to the office yet, but—”
“You don’t have to. We’ll bring the office here.”
“What do you mean?”
“Kevin and Edna would be fine working here instead of the office. It’s no hardship at all. And that way you can sit in on meetings and be a part of things.”
“Andy, please tell me if I’m being childish.”
“Not at all,” I say. “It’s a great idea.” And in fact it is. “Now, what else can I do?”
“You can hold me.”
Since Waggy and Tara are still on each side of her, that is going to be difficult. “You seem to be surrounded,” I say.
“Not now. Tonight. In bed. I want you to hold me all night.”
“You’re asking a lot, you know.”
She smiles. “I realize that. And I wouldn’t blame you if you refused.”
“This is not going to turn into an every-night thing, is it?”
“No, I promise,” she says. “Tomorrow night I’ll find someone else to hold me.”
“I’ll tell you what. We’ll try it with me for a year, and see how it goes.”
She smiles again. “I think it will go fine.”
Me too.
THE HAMILTON HOTEL is on Hudson Street in New York City.
At the moment it is considered the hippest part of the entire city, and I am aware of that because I know people, who know people, who know people, who are hip.
This is actually known as the Meatpacking District, because for years it has been the city’s center of wholesale meats. Mind-bogglingly, the meatpacking business is still thriving, even though hipness is springing up all around it. The area is now filled with expensive hotels and boutiques in addition to less expensive lamb chops and veal shanks.
Only in New York.
In front of the Hamilton are velvet rope lines, and even though it is only three in the afternoon, they are preparing for the influx of people who will try to get into their rooftop bar tonight. I am told that pe
ople will regularly stand out here for hours in the hope, often vain, that they will get past the bouncers and gain admission.
Like everything else about the hip world that I’ve never inhabited, it makes no sense to me. There are half a billion bars in New York City that you can just walk into and order a drink. They’re more ubiquitous than pizzerias. What could prompt a person to wait hours, and risk rejection, in order to get into this one? And the drinks are probably priced like used cars. So why do people come here? How good could their vodka be?
I enter through the revolving door and walk the fifty feet or so to the concierge desk. On the way there, three employees wish me a good afternoon. They obviously care about me a lot.
I have found that expensive hotels in New York either are very modern or look like they were furnished during the Revolutionary War. This one is modern, and the entire lobby is done in black, white, and chrome. The floor is white with diagonal chrome stripes, and the only carpeting is a few small area rugs in the seating areas. I guess if they raise their room rates to nine hundred a night, they’ll be able to afford wall-to-wall.
I know my bias is showing, but I hate hotels like this. The rooms are usually smaller than the average Holiday Inn, and you have to take out a mortgage to eat peanuts from the mini bar. Yet those rooms are always filled, at least until another, even hotter, hotel opens up down the street.
The female concierge is helping a male guest, so I stand behind him and eavesdrop. He has a number of requests: dinner reservations, theater tickets, limousine rental… all of which she handles with ease with a phone call.
Each call she makes she starts with, “This is the concierge at the Hamilton Hotel,” spoken in the same imperious tone she would use if she were announcing that the queen of England was calling. But it certainly works; this is a woman who gets what she wants, or at least what the guest wants. If I were staying here I would be throwing requests at her all the time; it would be like having my own genie.
When it’s my turn, we exchange greetings and I say, “I’d like to speak with the manager, please.”
She smiles and says. “Perhaps I can help you?”
“Are you perhaps the manager?”
“No, sir.”
“Are you likely to be promoted to manager in the next few minutes?”
“No, sir, I—”
“Then I’m afraid you won’t be able to help me. So please tell the manager that I would like to see him.”
“Who may I say is calling?”
“My name is Carpenter… I’m investigating a double murder.”
Apparently among the things concierges don’t like to deal with are double murders, since once I say that, she seems rather relieved that I am not asking her to help. She picks up the phone and dials the manager, or at least his office, and within moments I am on the elevator on the way to the top floor. There are video screens on the elevator running old cartoons, which must be another sign of hipness. I should be taking notes on this stuff, so I can impress Laurie with it.
The manager’s name is Lionel Paulson, and he seems not to be more than thirty-five or so. He’s dressed in a suit that, while I’m no expert, appears to be silk. In fact, it looks so silky smooth that he must have to hold on to the arms of his chair so as not to slide to the floor.
We say our hellos, and I take the chair across from his desk. He asks me to show him some identification.
“You mean like a driver’s license?” I ask.
“No, I mean like a badge, or a shield, or whatever it’s called that shows me what agency you are employed by.”
“I’m an attorney,” I say. “We don’t get badges, but I can show you our secret handshake.”
He is surprised, and tells me that since I had told the concierge that I was investigating a murder, he assumed I was a law enforcement officer.
I assure him that I am not, and I tell him that I want to interview his staff to see if anyone remembers Diana Timmerman. I take out a picture of her that I have and show it to him.
“I certainly have no idea who she is,” he says, holding the picture up as he looks at it.
“Was.”
“I beg your pardon?”
“Who she was,” I say. “She was one of the murder victims.”
He drops the picture as if it were on fire. “Oh, my. And she was a guest in this hotel?”
I shake my head. “I don’t think so. But she visited someone who was on at least two occasions. I want to know who that was.”
“Our guests have an expectation of privacy.”
“Then one of them is not going to have his expectations met.”
“Your hope is to ask hotel employees if they have seen this woman?”
“I won’t be doing the asking. I’ll send a few private investigators in; they’ll be discreet.”
“I can’t have disruptions, I…”
I shake my head. “A disruption would be if I send a team of big burly guys to serve subpoenas on everyone when you’ve got a line of people waiting to get into your bar.” I’m not being honest about this; I don’t have subpoena power, and couldn’t get it if I tried.
“When do you propose to have your people here?”
“Tomorrow at five thirty. That’s the time of day that she was here both times. And I’ll need to know if someone was on duty those days, especially in the bar, who won’t be here tomorrow.”
He agrees to my request, after getting me to promise to have my people go about their business quietly and professionally. He will convey to the hotel employees that they should answer the questions openly and honestly.
There’s always a chance that he will check, learn that I don’t have subpoena power, and change his mind. It’s unlikely; he will probably just go through with it and hope it doesn’t cause any problems.
I thank him and leave, and then call Kevin and tell him to hire an investigation agency that we sometimes use. I somehow forget to mention the part about making sure everyone is quiet and discreet; I want to learn who Diana Timmerman was there to see, and I don’t care if they have to set fire to the place to find out.
ANOTHER ONE OF MY STEREOTYPES IS about to unceremoniously bite the dust.
I hate when that happens; I like it much better when my ignorant, knee-jerk opinions about people and events are shown to be one hundred percent accurate.
This particular ill-fated stereotype concerns the people who enter their dogs in prestigious shows. I expect them all to be named Muffy or Buffy (I’m talking about the humans) and to eat watercress sandwiches and sniff about how hard it is to hire decent help these days.
When Martha Wyndham called to tell me she arranged a meeting for me with Barb Stanley in Greenwich, Connecticut, it made perfect sense. Connecticut’s snootiness quotient is way up there; as far as I know all people there do is play croquet, drink martinis, and eat bonbons.
Actually, even though I live in what is called the tristate area, which comprises New York, New Jersey, and Connecticut, the latter is sort of a mystery state to me. I don’t even know what the people are called. Connecticutites? Connecticuttians?
In any event, my predispositions about the people being snobbish and superior don’t seem to be holding true at all. The woman I assume is Barb Stanley is in her early thirties, tall and thin and seemingly possessed of boundless energy. Her place of business, where we are meeting today, is an old warehouse, modernized and designed as a doggy day care facility. People drop their dogs off on the way to work, secure in the knowledge that the animals will have a blast running and playing with friends on some incredible equipment.
When I arrive she is running with the dogs, pausing every so often to roll around on the floor with them. I watch her for about ten minutes, and I don’t know how she does it. I wouldn’t last thirty seconds. The most amazing part of all is that the NY METS baseball cap she is wearing does not fall off. It must be cemented to her head.
She finally sees me, waves, and then jumps to her feet. She signals to anothe
r young woman, whom I hadn’t even noticed, and that woman comes over to play with the dogs. Their tongues are hanging, and I think one of them looks over to their imaginary coach to see if they have any time-outs left.
“Can I help you?”
“Yes,” I say. “Please tell me you’re tired.”
She laughs. “Not yet. But you should see me around four o’clock.”
“My name is Andy Carpenter…”
“Oh, right. Martha said you’d be by. I’m Barb Stanley.”
I nod. “She said you were an expert in showing dogs… the whole process.” I take another look at the dogs, back in play with their new leader. Very few of them look like purebreds. “Are any of these show dogs?”
She shakes her head. “No, although the springer in the back could be.”
She invites me back to her office, and when we get there she offers me a drink from a small refrigerator. I choose a bottle of water, and she takes one of the four or five million power drinks that are now on the market. Everybody seems to be drinking them, but I don’t think they work. These drinks are selling like crazy, yet the people I see on the street don’t seem any more powerful than they were ten years ago. Barb is the exception.
“So where do you want to start?” she asks.
“Do you show dogs yourself?”
She nods. “Sure.”
“Have you had any champions?” I ask.
“No, but I just missed a couple of times.”
“At Westminster?” I ask.
She laughs. “No, not even close.”
“Why do you do it?”
“I love it. I love the dogs, I love being around people who love dogs. It’s a lot of work, but I wouldn’t trade it for anything. I’m doing a show this weekend; you can come if you’d like.”
I say that I’d like that very much. “Is there a lot of money to be won?”
She laughs again. “Not by me.” Then, “Sure, the prizes for the big shows are very nice.”
“What’s the biggest prize you are personally aware of?” I ask.
“I think Westminster Best in Show is a hundred thousand dollars.”
So much for the money motive. In the world that Walter Timmerman inhabited, a hundred thousand dollars is tip money. And it is quite unlikely that it would have motivated a rival to go on a murder spree.
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