One might have thought it would feel safer to have ground under your feet again.
But if that ground was a slanted roof tiled with rough slats, which had rather a lot more ice on it than the stone walls, and you were running across it at a high rate of speed...
Then you would be sadly mistaken.
"Luminos!" shouted Draco.
"Luminos!" shouted Granger.
"Luminos!" shouted Draco.
"Luminos!" shouted Granger.
The distant figure was dodging and scrambling as it ran, and not a single shot hit, but they were gaining.
Until Granger slipped.
It was inevitable, in retrospect, in real life you couldn't actually run across icy slanted rooftops at a high rate of speed.
And also inevitably, because it happened without the slightest thought, Draco spun and grabbed for Granger's right arm, and he caught her, only she was already too far off balance, she was falling and pulling Draco with her, it all happened so quickly -
There was a hard, painful impact, not just Draco's weight hitting the rooftop but some of Granger's weight too, and if she'd hit just a little bit closer to the edge they could have made it, but instead her body tipped again and her legs slipped off and her other hand grabbed frantically...
And that was how Draco ended up holding onto Granger's arm in a white grip, while her other hand clenched frantically at the edge of the rooftop and the toes of Draco's shoes dug into the edge of a roof tile.
"Hermione!" Harry's voice shrieked distantly.
"Draco," whispered Granger's voice, and Draco looked down.
That might have been a mistake. There was a lot of air underneath her, nothing but air, they were on the edge of a rooftop that had jutted out from the main stone wall of Hogwarts.
"He's going to come help me," whispered the girl, "but first he's going to Luminos both of us, there's no way he wouldn't. You have to let me go."
It should have been the easiest thing in the world.
She was just a mudblood, just a mudblood, just a mudblood!
She wouldn't even be hurt!
...Draco's brain wasn't listening to anything Draco was telling it right now.
"Do it," Hermione Granger whispered, her eyes blazing without a single trace of fear, "do it, Draco, do it, you can beat him yourself we have to win Draco!"
There was a sound of someone running and it was coming closer.
Oh, be rational...
The voice in Draco's head sounded an awful lot like Harry Potter teaching lessons.
...are you going to let your brain run your life?
Aftermath, 1:
It was taking a bit of an effort for Daphne Greengrass to keep herself quiet, as Millicent Bulstrode retold the story in the Slytherin girls' common room (a cozy cool place in the dungeons running beneath the Hogwarts Lake, with fish swimming past every window, and couches you could lie down in if you wanted). Mostly because, in Daphne's opinion, it was a perfectly good story already without all of Millicent's improvements.
"And then what?" gasped Flora and Hestia Carrow.
"General Granger looked up at him," Millicent said dramatically, "and she said, 'Draco! You've got to let go of me! Don't worry about me, Draco, I promise I'll be all right! And what do you suppose Malfoy did then?"
"He said 'Never!'," shouted Charlotte Wiland, "and held on even tighter!"
All the listening girls except Pansy Parkinson nodded.
"Nope!" said Millicent. "He dropped her. And then he jumped up and shot General Potter. The end."
There was a stunned pause.
"You can't do that!" said Charlotte.
"She's a mudblood," said Pansy, sounding confused. "Of course he let go!"
"Well, Malfoy shouldn't have grabbed her in the first place, then!" said Charlotte. "But once he grabbed her, he had to hang on! Especially in the face of approaching certain doom!" Tracey Davis, sitting next to Daphne, was nodding along in firm agreement.
"I don't see why," said Pansy.
"That's because you don't have the tiniest smidgin of romance in you," said Tracey. "Besides, you can't just go dropping girls. A boy who'd drop a girl like that... he'd drop anyone. He'd drop you, Pansy."
"What d'you mean, drop me?" Pansy said.
Daphne couldn't resist any more. "You know," Daphne said darkly, "you're eating breakfast one day at our table, and the next thing you know, Malfoy lets go of you, and you're falling off the top of Hogwarts! That's what!"
"Yeah!" said Charlotte. "He's a witch dropper!"
"You know why Atlantis fell?" said Tracey. "'Cause someone like Malfoy dropped it, that's why!"
Daphne lowered her voice. "In fact... what if Malfoy's the one who made Hermione, I mean General Granger, slip in the first place? What if he's out to make all the Muggleborns trip and fall?"
"You mean - ?" gasped Tracey.
"That's right!" Daphne said dramatically. "What if Malfoy is - the heir of Slipperin?"
"The next Drop Lord!" said Tracey.
Which was far too good a line for anyone to keep to themselves, so by nightfall it was all over Hogwarts, and the next morning it was the Quibbler's headline.
Aftermath, 2:
Hermione made sure she got to their usual classroom nice and early that evening, just so that she would be by herself, in a chair, peacefully reading a book, when Harry got there.
If there was any way for a door to creak open apologetically, that was how the door was creaking open.
"Um," said Harry Potter's voice.
Hermione kept reading.
"I'm, um, kinda sorry, I didn't mean for you to actually fall off the roof or anything..."
It had been quite an entertaining experience, in fact.
"I, ah... I don't have much experience apologizing, I'll fall to my knees if you want, or buy you something expensive, Hermione I don't know how to apologize to you for this what can I do just tell me?"
She kept reading the book in silence.
It wasn't as if she had any idea how Harry could apologize, either.
Right now she was just feeling a sort of odd curiosity as to what would happen if she kept reading her book for a while.
Chapter 42: Courage
"Romantic?" Hermione said. "They're both boys!"
"Wow," Daphne said, sounding a little shocked. "You mean Muggles really do hate that? I thought that was just something the Death Eaters made up."
"No," said an older Slytherin girl Hermione didn't recognize, "it's true, they have to get married in secret, and if they're ever discovered, they get burned at the stake together. And if you're a girl who thinks it's romantic, they burn you too."
"That can't be right!" objected a Gryffindor girl, while Hermione was still trying to sort out what to say to that. "There wouldn't be any Muggle girls left!"
She'd kept on reading quietly, and Harry Potter had kept on trying to apologize, and it had soon dawned on Hermione that Harry had realized, possibly for the first time in his life, that he'd done something annoying; and that Harry, definitely for the first time in his life, was terrified that he'd lost her as a friend; and she'd started to feel (a) guilty and (b) worried about the direction Harry's increasingly desperate offers were going. But she still had no idea what sort of apology was appropriate, so she'd said that the Ravenclaw girls should vote on it - and this time she wouldn't fix the outcome, though she hadn't mentioned that part - to which Harry had instantly agreed.
The next day, practically every Ravenclaw girl over the age of thirteen had voted to have Draco drop Harry.
Hermione had felt mildly disappointed it was that simple, though it was obviously fair.
Right now, however, standing just outside the great doors of the castle amid half the female population of Hogwarts, Hermione was beginning to suspect that there were things going on here that she did not understand and that she desperately hoped neither of her fellow generals ever heard about.
You couldn't really see the details from up th
ere, just the general fact of a sea of expectant female faces.
"You've got no idea what this is about, do you?" said Draco, sounding amused.
Harry had read a fair number of books he wasn't supposed to read, not to mention a few Quibbler headlines.
"Boy-Who-Lived gets Draco Malfoy pregnant?" said Harry.
"Okay, you do know what this is about," said Draco. "I thought Muggles hated that?"
"Only the dumb ones," said Harry. "But, um, aren't we, uh, a little young?"
"Not too young for them," said Draco. He snorted. "Girls!"
They silently walked toward the edge of the roof.
"So I'm doing this for revenge on you," said Draco, "but why are you doing this?"
Harry's mind made a lightning calculation, weighing the factors, whether it was too soon...
"Honestly?" said Harry. "Because I meant to have her climb up the icy walls, but I didn't mean to have her fall off the roof. And, um, I kinda did feel really awful about that. I mean, I guess I actually did start seeing her as my friendly rival after a while. So this is a real apology to her, not a plot or anything."
There was a pause.
Then -
"Yeah," said Draco. "I understand."
Harry didn't smile. It might have been the most difficult nonsmile of his life.
Draco looked at the edge of the roof, and made a face. "This is going to be a lot harder to do on purpose than by accident, isn't it."
Harry's other hand held the roof in a reflexively terrified grip, his fingers white on the cold, cold stone.
You could know with your conscious mind that you'd drunk the Feather-Falling Potion. Knowing it with your unconscious mind was another matter entirely.
It was every bit as scary as Harry had thought it might have been for Hermione, which was justice.
"Draco," said Harry, controlling his voice wasn't easy, but the Ravenclaw girls had given them a script, "You've got to let me go!"
"Okay!" said Draco, and let go of Harry's arm.
Harry's other hand scrabbled at the edge, and then, without any decision being made, his fingers failed, and Harry fell.
There was a brief moment when Harry's stomach tried to leap up into his throat, and his body tried desperately to orient itself in the absence of any possible way to do so.
There was a brief moment when Harry could feel the Feather-Falling Potion kicking in, starting to slow him, a sort of lurching, cushioning feeling.
And then something pulled on Harry and he accelerated downward again faster than gravity -
Harry's mouth had already opened and begun screaming while part of his brain tried to think of something creative he could do, part of his brain tried to calculate how much time he had left to be creative, and a tiny rump part of his brain noticed that he wasn't even going to finish the remaining-time calculation before he hit the ground -
Harry was desperately trying to control his hyperventilating, and it wasn't helping him to hear the shrieking of all the girls, now lying in heaps on the ground and each other.
"Good heavens," said the unfamiliar man, he of the old-looking clothes and faintly scarred face, who was holding Harry in his arms. "Of all the ways I imagined we might meet again someday, I didn't expect it to be you falling out of the sky."
Harry remembered the last thing he'd seen, the falling body, and managed to gasp, "Professor... Quirrell..."
"He'll be all right after a few hours," said the unfamiliar man holding Harry. "He's just exhausted. I wouldn't have thought it possible... he must have knocked down two hundred students just to make sure he got whoever was jinxing you..."
Gently, the man set Harry upright on the ground, supporting him the while.
Harry carefully balanced himself, and nodded to the man.
He let go, and Harry promptly fell over.
The man helped him rise again. Making sure, at all times, to stand between Harry and the girls now picking themselves up from the ground, his head constantly glancing in that direction.
"Harry," the man said quietly, and very seriously, "do you have any idea which of these girls might have wanted to kill you?"
"Not murder," said a strained voice. "Just stupidity."
This time it was the unfamiliar man who seemed to almost fall over, utter shock on his face.
Professor Quirrell was already sitting up from where he'd fallen on the grass.
"Good heavens!" gasped the man. "You shouldn't be -"
"Mr. Lupin, your concerns are misplaced. No wizard, no matter how powerful, casts such a Charm by strength alone. You must do it by being efficient."
Professor Quirrell didn't stand up, though.
"Thank you," Harry whispered. And then, "Thank you," to the man standing beside him as well.
"What happened?" said the man.
"I should have foreseen it myself," Professor Quirrell said, his voice crisp with disapproval. "Some number of girls tried to summon Mr. Potter to their own, particular arms. Individually, I suppose, they all thought they were being gentle."
Oh.
"Consider it a lesson in preparedness, Mr. Potter," said Professor Quirrell. "Had I not insisted that there be more than one adult witness to this little event, and that both of us have our wands out, Mr. Lupin would not have been available to slow your fall afterward, and you would have been gravely injured."
"Sir!" said the man - Mr. Lupin, apparently. "You should not say such things to the boy!"
"Who is -" Harry started to say.
"The only other person who was available to watch, besides myself," said Professor Quirrell. "I introduce you to Remus Lupin, who is here temporarily to instruct students in the Patronus Charm. Though I am told that the two of you have already met."
Harry studied the man, puzzled. He should have remembered that faintly scarred face, that strange, gentle smile.
"Where did we meet?" said Harry.
"In Godric's Hollow," said the man. "I changed a number of your nappies."
Mr. Lupin's temporary office was a small stone room with a small wooden desk, and Harry couldn't see anything of what Mr. Lupin was sitting on, suggesting that it was a small stool just like the one in front of his desk. Harry guessed that Mr. Lupin wouldn't be at Hogwarts for long, or use this office much, and so he'd told the house elves not to waste the effort. It said something about a person that he tried not to bother house elves. Specifically, it said that he'd been Sorted into Hufflepuff, since, to the best of Harry's knowledge, Hermione was the only non-Hufflepuff who worried about bothering house elves. (Harry himself thought her qualms rather silly. Whoever had created house elves in the first place had been unspeakably evil, obviously; but that didn't mean Hermione was doing the right thing now by denying sentient beings the drudgery they had been shaped to enjoy.)
"Please sit down, Harry," the man said quietly. His formal robes were of low quality, not quite tattered, but visibly worn by the passage of time in a way that simple Repair Charms couldn't fix; shabby was the word that came to mind. And despite that, somehow, there was a dignity about him that couldn't have been obtained by fine and expensive robes, that wouldn't have fit with fine robes, that was the exclusive property of the shabby. Harry had heard of humility, but he'd never seen the real thing before - only the satisfied modesty of people who thought it was part of their style and wanted you to notice.
Harry took a seat on the small wooden stool in front of Mr. Lupin's short desk.
"Thank you for coming," the man said.
"No, thank you for saving me," said Harry. "Let me know if you ever need something impossible done."
The man seemed to hesitate. "Harry, may I... ask a personal question?"
"You can ask, certainly," Harry said. "I have a lot of questions for you, too."
Mr. Lupin nodded. "Harry, are your stepparents treating you well?"
"My parents," Harry said. "I have four. Michael, James, Petunia, and Lily."
"Ah," said Mr. Lupin. And then, "Ah" again. He seemed to be bl
inking rather hard. "I... that is good to hear, Harry, Dumbledore would tell none of us where you were... I was afraid he might think you ought to have wicked stepparents, or some such... "
Harry wasn't sure Mr. Lupin's concern had been misplaced, considering his own first encounter with Dumbledore; but it had all turned out well enough, so he said nothing. "What about my..." Harry searched for a word that didn't raise them higher or put them lower... "other parents? I want to know, well, everything."
"A tall order," Mr. Lupin said. He wiped a hand across his forehead. "Well, let us begin at the beginning. When you were born, James was so happy that he couldn't touch his wand without it glowing gold, for a whole week. And even after that, whenever he held you, or saw Lily holding you, or just thought of you, it would happen again -"
Every now and then Harry would look at his watch, and find that another thirty minutes had passed. He felt slightly bad about making Remus miss dinner, especially since Harry himself would just drop back to 7pm later, but that wasn't enough to stop either of them.
Finally Harry screwed up enough courage to ask the critical question, while Remus was in the middle of an extended discourse on the wonders of James's Quidditch that Harry couldn't find the heart to squash more directly.
"And that was when," Remus said, his eyes shining brightly, "James pulled off a triple reverse Mulhanney Dive with extra backspin! The whole crowd went wild, even some of the Hufflepuffs were cheering -"
I guess you had to be there, Harry thought - not that being there would have helped in any way - and said, "Mr. Lupin?"
Something about Harry's voice must have reached the man, because he stopped in mid-sentence.
"Was my father a bully?" said Harry.
Remus looked at Harry for a long moment. "For a little while," Remus said. "He grew out of it soon enough. Where did you hear that?"
Harry didn't answer, he was trying to think of something true to say that would deflect suspicion, but he didn't think fast enough.
"Never mind," said Remus, and sighed. "I can guess who." The faintly scarred face was pinched in disapproval. "What a thing to tell -"
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