‘Slater knows who I really am. He knows I’m Mudlark. God, of all the damn men, why did he have to come here?’ Jack was rambling, his aching brain making heavy weather of stringing sentences together.
‘Excuse me for asking the bleeding obvious, sir, but who the hell is this Mudlark?’
‘I am.’
‘You are not making any sense at all, Captain Sloames, sir.’
‘No, for the first time in a long time I am making perfect sense.’ Jack painfully lifted his arm and offered his hand to the bewildered fusilier. ‘Jack Lark. Pleased to make your acquaintance.’
‘Sir?’ Smith frowned. ‘What are you talking about?’
‘I’m an imposter. We are of the same kidney, you and I. Look behind the gold and the scarlet and I’m just the same as you.’
Smith started to push himself to his feet, clearly uncomfortable to be having such a conversation with his captain.
‘Stay where you are, Smith.’ Jack gave the order with the snap of an officer and it immediately stopped his orderly in his tracks. ‘You see? I’m bloody brilliant at playing the officer. Now, sit tight and listen so you’ll be able to retell the story in full. You’ll be quite famous, the orderly of the scandalous Jack Lark. You could well drink off the tale for the rest of your life.’
Jack took a deep breath, causing his ribs to protest. ‘I was an orderly, just the same as you. In truth, you could say we have both been served the same officer. My officer was called Captain Arthur Sloames. He died, God rest his soul, leaving me alone in the arse end of nowhere. What I should have done was carry the damn corpse back to the army and let them pack me off to some place new. It would’ve been simpler but I couldn’t bear the thought of joining a new regiment on my own, without my old mates.’
Jack paused, tentatively inspecting the tattered ribbons of flesh on the inside of his lips with his tongue before continuing. ‘I could’ve deserted, I suppose. Used the opportunity to take myself off and forget the whole damn army. But more fool me, I liked being a soldier. So there I was, presented with the chance to stop serving an officer and to actually become one. To be a captain, something someone like us could never even dream of becoming. I even thought I’d be better at it than half the fools God endowed with enough damn money to be able to buy their rank.’ Jack had to stop himself, the pain in his head was increasing as he became more agitated.
‘So I stole a life,’ Jack eventually continued when the worst of the pounding in his skull faded away. ‘Jack Lark died and Arthur Sloames lived again. I became Captain Sloames and not one of the bloody useless clots we call officers ever questioned me. The fools never suspected a thing. It’s no wonder this army is a shambles; the bloody idiots couldn’t even spot a fraud as damn queer as me. Then Slater turned up.’ Jack paused to see how Smith was reacting, but the fusilier was just staring into the darkness. ‘Now he truly is a bastard. He knows me from my old battalion.’
Jack’s speech trailed off. The talk of his past had reawakened the pain of Molly’s death. He wanted to thrust it away, to deny its presence and with it Molly’s place in the story of his imposture. He let his head fall forward so his chin rested on his chest, his bitter grief threatening to overwhelm him.
The silence stretched out. Around them, the battalion was quietening down. Jack could make out the shadowy forms of the officers in the tent next to where he sat, their silhouettes picked out by a single candle. It was like watching a puppet show at the fair. Their braying laughter sounded loud in the dark and Jack was heartily relieved to be away from the bombastic company of the battalion’s officers, even if it meant sitting on the damp soil, beaten, bruised and exposed to the elements.
Finally Smith spoke. ‘We’re a pair of rummy coves, all right.’ He chuckled softly to himself.
Jack looked at him. ‘What’s so funny?’
‘You.’
‘Me?’
‘You think you’re some great villain, some scandalous cove who has committed a daring crime that will shock the whole army.’
‘Haven’t I?’
‘Come off it. Half this damned army is pretending to be someone they’re not. Most of us would be in the clink or been packed off to the colonies if we’d not taken the Queen’s shilling. You think you being an imposter makes you special. But like the rest of us you’re just trying to stay one step ahead of the rich who piss on us without a second thought.’
Smith’s casual dismissal of his crime needled Jack. ‘So what’s your story, Smith? What makes you such an authority on the lowlife in this army? You seem to know a lot about it for an honest country bumpkin.’
‘I’m a thief,’ Smith said quietly. The word hung between them, silencing them both for a while.
Jack swallowed. ‘What did you do?’
‘Anything really. A bit of this, a bit of that. Hoisting stuff, bit of the pannie, passing queer screens, anything to earn some bloody money. Until I was nabbed, that is. Serve the Queen or go to bloody Botany Bay. That’s the choice they gave me. So here I am. You’re a charlatan and I’m a thief. Proud redcoats all.’
Jack suddenly recalled where Tommy Smith had been when they had collided. ‘You’re still at it! You’re still a bloody thief! A regular Jack Shephard!’
‘Of course I am, you fool! Why else do you think I wanted to be an orderly? Do you think I wanted to feed some toff his victuals or clean his shitty drawers?’ Smith saw the growing look of horror on Jack’s face. ‘Oh, don’t worry. I didn’t pinch anything of yours. Just don’t you go raising a shine when Lieutenant Price croaks about losing his precious bloody pocket watch.’
‘You scoundrel!’
‘Well, you were right. We’re both of the same kidney.’
‘No we’re not. You’re a bloody thief!’
‘Jesus Christ! What are you then? I just pinch stuff. You stole some poor sod’s whole life!’
The sharp comment hit home. Jack had never considered himself a thief. In his own mind, his charade had been a way of doing his duty. Of serving his Queen and country by making the most of the abilities he knew he had. Smith saw it in more simple terms.
‘So where are you from, Jack, if it ain’t Hampshire or some other place where all the posh folk live?’
‘London. Whitechapel.’
‘No wonder your loaf’s all messed up. What about the poor bastard who died?’
‘What about him?’
‘What about his family?’
Jack’s brow furrowed at the unexpected question. He had never given Sloames’s family much thought. ‘He has a younger sister. I don’t think they were close. He didn’t mention her much.’
‘So she thinks he is still alive then? Maybe one day you can find her and tell her what happened.’
Jack chuckled at the thought. Something he immediately regretted as the laughter magnified the pain in his skull. ‘I doubt she would be happy to see me.’
‘You’d be surprised. Women love returning heroes. Maybe you can even go and visit your ma one day.’
‘If she hasn’t drunk herself to death yet.’
‘Like a tipple, does she?’
‘You could say that. She runs a gin palace.’
‘You left a ginny to join the redcoats?’
‘It’s not as good as you think, believe me. I near broke my damn back in the bloody place. It was full of drunks and whores and piss.’
‘Sounds like my idea of heaven.’
‘Then you’re a fool.’
Smith snorted at the notion. ‘So where was your guv’nor while you were having such a horrible time of it getting pie-eyed with your dear old ma.’
‘He ran off with a whore when I was a nipper.’
‘So at least someone in the family had some sense then.’
‘Not really. He was found in a gutter a week later.
The bitch had slit his gizzard and disappeared.’
‘Sounds like a nice place, your Whitechapel. Remind me to steer clear.’
‘It was not so bad. The one good thing I remember was the recruiting party that came by once a month. I used to watch them as they gulled the local lads into taking the shilling. I thought those soldiers were the finest men I had ever seen. They were so clean and smart and you should have heard the stories they told. I couldn’t get enough of them. I wanted to take the shilling myself but my mother wouldn’t hear of it. She needed me to help run the damn place. It took me years to pluck up enough courage to leave her.’
‘Well, more fool you, leaving a gin palace just so you could take a turn at being a bleeding Rupert.’ Tommy Smith shook his head.
‘I think it’s all over now anyway, or nearly. I advised Major Peacock to take his head out of his arse.’ Jack winced at the memory.
‘You did? Blimey.’ Smith sounded impressed. ‘Well, you’ll have to sort that one yourself. But dealing with Slater, that’s easy.’
‘Easy? Have you seen the size of the bastard? He beat me tonight without breaking a sweat.’
‘I’m not suggesting you fight him. Not if you can help it, anyway. But fixing Slater couldn’t be simpler. I’m astonished you haven’t thought of it for yourself.’
‘Well, why don’t you enlighten me seeing as I’m too stupid to see it for myself?’
‘You let the army fix him.’
‘And why would I do that?’ Jack shook his head at the notion, grimacing with the pain the sudden movement caused. ‘He knows who I am. He’ll peach on me and then it’s all over. I’ll be drumming my heels on the scaffold within a week.’
‘Who are they going to believe, Jack? A sergeant who has just arrived or one of their captains?’
Jack was silent. It was so obvious. Hadn’t Slater been the one who had once mocked him for being powerless against the will of a sergeant? No one would disbelieve the word of an officer.
‘You would have to get in there first. Have him up on a charge for being drunk, or for pissing on your boots, or something. Take away his stripes for starters and if that doesn’t quieten him down then get him flogged. You’re the officer. He can’t stand against you.’
‘He’d go insane. He’d kill me.’ Jack did his best to imagine Slater without his stripes. He couldn’t do it.
‘Well, it sounds like he might do that anyway. Once you have him up on a charge, the army will do the rest. And no one will believe him if he starts ranting on about your past. If anything, that would just give more credence to your punishing him in the first place. And anyway, what have you got to lose? It can’t exactly make things any worse, now can it?’
Jack stayed silent as he considered the idea. The pain of Slater’s beating was fading as he contemplated a new future.
The power of an officer over a redcoat, even a sergeant, was absolute. It would take one word, one accusation, and Slater would be at his mercy.
‘I would like to apologise for my behaviour, sir.’
The colonel’s tent was stuffy, despite the fact that the canvas flaps of the entrance were tied back as far as they would go. The smell of the colonel’s lunch still lingered, and a half-empty glass of claret added its heady aroma. Jack did his best to hide his distaste, the sour air in the tent made all the worse by the bitter taste of the thick wedge of humble pie he had had to swallow. He was standing at attention in front of the colonel, his shako under his left arm.
The colonel turned to the side to look at his second-in-command.
‘Mr Peacock, do you accept Captain Sloames’s apology?’
Peacock sniffed in disapproval. If he had had his way Captain Sloames would already be on board a steamer heading back to England in disgrace. He had argued for that very punishment as vociferously as he dared but Colonel Morris would have none of it.
Peacock nodded his assent with ill grace. ‘I do, sir. Absit invidia.’
Morris looked hard at both officers. Seated behind a makeshift desk that his orderly had fashioned from empty ammunition crates, he looked more like a stern schoolmaster than a colonel in Her Majesty’s army.
‘Capital. I expect to hear no more of this episode. From either of you.’
Peacock did not take the caution well and opened his mouth to protest. Morris raised a hand to quell his words. ‘I will hear no more. The battalion will soon face the Russians and I will not allow my officers to be distracted from their responsibilities by petty squabbles. Captain Sloames has apologised and his apology has been accepted. That concludes this matter. Am I clear on that, gentlemen?’
‘Yes, sir.’ Jack was quick to reply.
‘Good. Major Peacock, I am sure you are anxious to be about your duties. Captain Sloames, if I could detain you for a moment longer I would be obliged.’
‘Of course, sir,’ Peacock replied punctiliously and swept out of the tent.
Despite the politely worded request, Peacock felt sure Morris had asked Sloames to remain on his own so that he could administer the dressing-down the odious captain so obviously required. Peacock had enjoyed seeing Sloames standing in front of the desk like an errant schoolboy and with a face that looked as if he had received the type of beating reserved for newly arrived fags at Peacock’s former school. The man was obviously a bounder and a severe reprimand was exactly what was needed to bring him down a peg or three. Peacock hoped the colonel spared no punches. It was just a pity he could not stay to witness the spectacle in person.
Inside the tent, Colonel Morris addressed the captain of his Light Company.
‘Captain Sloames. I should not have to remind you that the successful operation of my battalion requires all of its officers to work together and to treat each other with the utmost respect.’ Morris steepled his fingers and tapped the tips against his bearded chin.
‘No, sir.’
‘Nor should I have to remind you that altercations between my officers are unacceptable under any circumstances.’
‘No, sir.’
‘Any act that is prejudicial to the smooth operation of this battalion is an offence I take personally. I will not tolerate another foul outburst such as the one Major Peacock reported to me. Do I make myself perfectly clear?’
Jack stared into the space six inches above the colonel’s tightly cropped, iron-grey head of hair, grateful that his years in the army had taught him how to deal with discontented officers.
‘Yes, sir.’
‘Yes, sir. No, sir. Three bloody bags full, sir. You are barely listening to a word I say, are you, you damn scoundrel?’
The outburst took Jack by surprise. He dropped his scrutiny of the tent wall and looked at the colonel.
‘That’s better.’ Morris smiled at Jack with surprising warmth. ‘Oh, I recognise the tactic. I wasn’t born yesterday. I appreciate it is the best way to deal with a superior officer. I still use it myself on occasion.’
Jack watched the colonel warily, keeping his guard up and his face neutral.
‘It is a shame that we did not get to know one another before this campaign began.’ The colonel paused to see if Jack would speak but it was obvious that he was still wary of his commanding officer. As well he should be. ‘Peacock is a stuffed shirt. I do appreciate that.’
The sudden admission startled Jack into a response. ‘Sir?’
‘I know how Peacock is regarded in the battalion. I appreciate how difficult he can be. However, that does not excuse one of my captains insulting him.’
Jack bowed his head. ‘I know, sir. I was wrong.’
‘Goodness me. You disappoint me. You are a damn sight meeker than I had been led to believe.’
The barbed comment stung. ‘I’m not sure what you mean, sir.’
‘I mean, Captain Sloames, that I have heard many things a
bout you, but none of them included tales of your meekness.’
Jack did not respond.
‘I have heard,’ Morris continued, ‘that you are a capable and efficient officer who is turning the Light Company into an excellent unit. Yet I also hear that you are taciturn, some would say withdrawn, and a loner. From Major Peacock I hear you are a vile, foul-mouthed brute who deserves to be shipped home in disgrace. In short, the Light Company appears to be led by a man I know very little about and who now presents himself in front of me looking like a backstreet brawler.’
Again, Jack chose not to comment. A gentle sigh of disapproval was the only evidence that his silence was not to the colonel’s liking.
‘I shall speak plainly. My battalion is shortly to be involved in a battle that will test us all but I am confident of my men. We will not let the regiment down, I am certain of that. Yet I find myself faced with a dilemma.’ Morris paused and fixed Jack with a firm gaze from under his furrowed brow. ‘You, sir, are the cause of this dilemma. There is something about you, Sloames. I am a good judge of character and my instinct tells me that you are not quite what you seem.’
Jack was feeling uncomfortable under the colonel’s intense scrutiny and it was an effort to stand still and let no sign of his anxiety show.
‘So I have to ask myself if I trust you and to be honest I have no clear answer to that question. I do not expect my captains to be milksops. I need men of strong character and iron self-discipline to lead my companies. You, Mr Sloames, showed singular lack of self-control in your dealings with Major Peacock. That concerns me a great deal.’
Morris paused and looked down at his fingers. ‘However, on this occasion, I shall give you the benefit of the doubt. I will be expecting great things of you and your men. Do not let me down.’
Relief coursed through Jack. ‘I won’t, sir. I give you my word.’ His voice cracked with emotion as he spoke.
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