by Alex Grecian
“You, too, Nevil.”
He crawled past her and moved up the tunnel. His father would be waiting for him.
As they left the main chamber, Nevil searched the sky for Orion’s Belt and gulped the fresh night air. He listened to the crickets in the stubbly grass beside the road. His father’s knobby fingers, black with coal dust, closed on Nevil’s shoulder and squeezed gently. Nevil smiled and enjoyed the moment while it lasted. There were still chores to do on the farm before supper and bed, but it hadn’t been a bad day. Nevil had been luckier than the lost children of the South Drift. He might still escape the tunnels.
9
French Upholstery and Fine Furniture was a small shop on Charles Street, between Euston Station and Regent’s Park, and perhaps a quarter of a mile from University College Hospital. Day had chosen it for its proximity to the scene where Inspector Little’s body was found. On his way there, he stopped at the hospital and collected Dr Kingsley, who brought the button found in the bottom of Little’s trunk.
A tiny bell over the doorway jingled as they entered. Inside, the shop was dim but pleasant. Two graceful armchairs, with high oval backs and brocade seats, were displayed on a low wooden platform near the door. A small Gothic Revival table sat between them as if in preparation for tea. The place smelled of sawdust and furniture varnish. Day smiled. The odor reminded him of his father’s carpentry shed in back of the family house.
At the sound of the bell, a small round man scurried out from a back room. He sported enormous muttonchops, perhaps to compensate for the sparse growth on top of his head. Wire-rimmed spectacles perched on the tip of his nose. Day resisted the urge to reach out and push them up on the man’s face.
“Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen,” the man said, “to what do we owe the honor today?”
“Good afternoon, sir,” Day said. “This is Dr Kingsley, and I’m Inspector Day of the Yard. We’d like a moment of your time, if you wouldn’t mind.”
“Oh, dear me. Oh, dear. Is there any possibility you’ve only come here for furniture? Any chance at all?”
“I’m afraid not, sir.”
“No chance, you say? You know, I also reupholster older items. Older and newer items. I can reupholster new items to make them look like they was much more dear than they cost you. Much more dear.”
“Thank you, no. We’d like to ask you a few questions. About your working methods and where you may have been last evening. Last evening.”
Day pretended to scratch his nose, covering his mouth so that the furniture man wouldn’t see him smile. He had inadvertently picked up the little man’s method of speech and was repeating himself.
“Oh, my. My, my, my. I was here, right here working into the wee hours, I was.”
“Of course you were,” Kingsley said. “You mentioned just now that you are in the habit of reupholstering furniture? I suppose you use needles, thread, that sort of thing in your work?”
“Of course I do. Of course. Needle and thread are the very foundation of the upholstery trade. And fabric, of course. Fabric and wood and iron. Mustn’t forget those. Fabric and wood most especially. Needle and thread and fabric and wood.”
“Yes. I wonder if you might let us take a look at some of the tools you use in your very interesting trade.”
“And iron. Did I forget iron? There’s a great deal of it used in some styles of furniture, you know. Not all, but some.”
“You did indeed mention iron.”
“Oh, good. Wouldn’t do to forget. Wouldn’t do at all.”
“No, I don’t suppose it would. Your tools, sir?”
“Oh, of course. Please, come with me. Certainly, certainly. Come, come.”
The little man disappeared back through the door on the far wall.
“Our furniture maker seems a bit nervous, doesn’t he?” Kingsley said.
“He certainly does,” Day said. “Certainly, certainly.”
Kingsley smirked and held the door open for Day.
The back room was a workshop, much larger than the storefront that clients saw.
“Forgive the mess,” the little man said. “Wasn’t expecting you or I’d have tidied a bit. Wasn’t expecting anyone at all today. No one at all. Although of course one hopes for a smidgeon of surprise if one can get it. If it comes. If it’s good.”
“I’m sorry,” Day said. “We didn’t catch your name, sir.”
“Oh, my. Unforgivable of me. Absolutely unforgivable. Where are my manners?”
Day waited. The little man bustled about, picking up bits of material and setting them next to other things without appearing to bring any order to the space. Giant spools of twine were strung on a series of bars that ran across the wall behind the main workspace. Shelves on the west wall of the room were lined with smaller spools of thread and fine chain stuck on pegs. The opposite wall was covered with bolts of fabric, jutting out on long wooden arms. A sewing machine was bolted to a stained but solid worktable that filled the center of the room. The rest of the table was covered with a jumble of fabric pieces and pots and brushes, loose springs and dowels and bins full of buttons. Behind the table, partially obscured by it, the corpse of a sofa squatted, its arms and back exposed, bits of cotton batting stapled haphazardly to its naked skeleton.
“Your name, sir?”
“Oh, my name. Oh, of course. My name is Frederick French. French as in French Furniture, you see, although too many think I work only with French imports. French imports from France, I mean.”
“I see.”
“Oh, no, no, no. I don’t mean that I do work with imports. Although of course I do. Of course I do. I’m perfectly capable of working with imported furniture and do so all the time. But I named the shop after myself, not after the country of France, you see?”
“We do see. We do.”
“Good, good.”
“You say you were here all evening last?”
“Yes. I’m afraid this poor chesterfield was rather badly abused by its former owner, and it’s taking some time to get it back up to snuff. Poor thing. One shouldn’t have children if one wants to own fine furniture. Really, one shouldn’t. Children are a bane.”
“Are they?”
“Oh, certainly. An absolute bane. Sticky and messy and always jumping about, ruining springs and wearing the texture off of everything within sight. An absolute bane.”
“So you don’t particularly care for children, I take it.”
“Not at all, not at all. They’re darling little things, I suppose. But we mustn’t let them on the furniture. Don’t have any myself. Children, I mean, not furniture. I have a good deal of furniture, of course. A good deal. But no children.”
“Has another policeman been to visit recently? Another detective?”
“Never! You’re the first. The absolute first.”
“Sir,” Kingsley said, “your tools, please?”
“My tools?”
“You were going to show me the tools you use in your work?”
“Oh, so I was. Come round here to this side of the table, if you don’t mind. Come, come. Easier over here on this side of the table. Don’t have to lug it all round there when it’s all over here to begin with.”
Day looked at Kingsley, who rolled his eyes. Day understood. The upholsterer was amusing, but communicating with him was a tedious process. They stepped around the end of the table and stood back as French lifted a wooden tub of tools up and onto the table, scattering nails and screws onto the floor. The tub sat off balance, the end of a short bolt of burgundy linen under one corner.
Kingsley peered into the tub and pulled out a number of items, setting them on the table next to him.
“You don’t mind, I hope,” he said.
“Not at all, not at all. Feel free.”
Kingsley picked up a white rubber mallet and held it up to the light.
“Why white?”
“Pardon? Oh, you mean why is the mallet white?”
“That is indeed what I mean.”
“Well, not to mar the furniture, of course. A black mallet would leave marks, wouldn’t it? I mean, wouldn’t it?”
“I suppose it might.”
“Oh, it would. It most certainly would.”
Kingsley set the mallet aside. Day reached past him and took a small hammer from the tub. It was shaped like a miniature pickax, with dull metal points on both sides.
“This looks dangerous,” he said.
“Oh, not at all. Not at all. Perfectly harmless. Of course, one must know how to use any tool. In that sense, I suppose you might say it is dangerous. Quite dangerous indeed.”
Day held the hammer out for Kingsley to see. “Do you suppose,” he said, “that something like this might have been used to subdue Detective Little before the murder?”
French gasped and his hands flew to his face. He grabbed his muttonchops in both fists and pulled.
“Murder?” he said. “Oh my Lord. Murder?”
“No,” Kingsley said. “Please calm yourself, Mr French.”
The doctor shook his head and took the hammer from Day’s hand, frowned at it.
“There was no evidence of any crushing blow,” he said. “So far as I was able to determine, the only implement used was a pair of shears.”
“Like these, you mean?”
Day reached into the tub again and pulled out a pair of shears, angled near the handles. The blades were well worn and had been frequently sharpened. The handles gleamed black.
“Perhaps,” Kingsley said. He took them from Day and held them up to the light.
“No, sir. No, sir, my shears never were used for no murders, none ever. Oh my Lord.”
“Mr French,” Kingsley said, “you may want to ease your grip on your side-whiskers before you pull them entirely from your face. We are here to ask questions of you, not to accuse or incriminate you.”
Day put a hand on the little man’s shoulder. “We really just need your expert opinion, sir. You can be of great service to the Metropolitan Police Force and to all of London.”
French looked at him and let out a long breath. He loosened his grip on his cheeks and nodded. “Be proud to do what I can, then, sir. Proud and honored.”
“Good. That’s settled.”
“Shears very much like these, I would imagine,” Kingsley said. “I would need to perform some tests on them for blood residue before ruling out this specific pair as the weapon.”
Day held out his hand to stop French, whose hands had flown to his muttonchops again.
“It’s quite all right,” Day said. “Dr Kingsley is speaking in the hypothetical.”
“I don’t mind the language, sir. It’s the question what throws me. It’s the question of murder, don’t you know.”
“May I borrow these?” Kingsley said.
“My shears? Well, I do have a second pair, but I prefer those. I prefer them over my second pair.”
“I don’t care to inconvenience you. I could arrange to have them back to you by teatime.”
“I’d rather not. I’d really rather not. But, as you say, if I can be of service—”
“I’ll have them returned to you forthwith. And these, if you don’t mind.” Kingsley held up a set of long curved needles, each about four inches long and thick through the middle. They were fastened to a plain white card and resembled metal ribs, torn from a spine.
“My needles? Certainly, certainly. I have many of those. In fact, if you don’t mind, I’d much rather you took a dull needle. I have many I plan to discard if you don’t need one of my sharpest ones.”
“A dull one will do just fine, sir.”
“Excellent. Wonderful. Excellent.”
“One more thing,” Kingsley said.
He reached into his pocket and withdrew the button. He held it out in the palm of his hand for the furniture maker to see. French leaned in and moved his spectacles closer to the end of his nose. Day watched carefully, ready to catch them if they fell from his face.
“What do you make of this?” Kingsley said. “Anything unusual about it?”
“Unusual? No, not unusual, I wouldn’t say. Nothing unusual about it, except perhaps that it’s not attached to anything. This sort of button, you know, this sort of button is not the sort one carries about in one’s pocket. No, not a pocket button at all, per se, but meant to be attached to a piece of furniture. Most definitely a furniture-type button.”
“I see. Well, there was very little reason—”
“I can tell you that the piece of furniture this comes from is quite old and probably somewhat out of fashion these days. Somewhat old-fashioned. I would think it’s from a sofa, an old sofa. The velvet has been worn down to nothing, hasn’t it?”
“I hadn’t realized it was velvet.”
“Oh, yes, at one time. And peach-colored, though you wouldn’t know it to look at it now. Yes, once upon a time this was a peach velvet button. Most likely from a peach velvet sofa.”
“Yes, most likely.”
Kingsley’s sarcasm was lost on the little man. French beamed up at the doctor and pointed at the button.
“May I?”
“By all means.”
He lifted the button from Kingsley’s hand and peered at it. “I’m not at all sure what these stains are. Teeny tiny black stains dotted all about it and this big smudge here on the side. Not at all sure. Perhaps mold?”
“It’s blood.”
“Blood? Oh, my. Blood, you say? Well, yes. Now, if you look at the back of it here, you see there’s still a bit of thread attached, which tells me almost nothing because thread is thread is thread, don’t you know. But it’s frayed quite a bit. I imagine this button drooped from the couch for a good long while before it was plucked off. A good long time. I would absolutely hate to see the state of this piece of furniture. Clearly not cared for in the least. Why, do you know…”
French snapped abruptly to attention and pushed his spectacles back up on the bridge of his nose.
“Do you know, I would be willing to wager that whoever owns this piece of furniture … well, not this piece of furniture, because this isn’t a piece of furniture at all, is it? No, it’s a button. But I mean to say the piece of furniture this button comes from. The couch it was once attached to, if you take my meaning.”
“We do,” Day said. “We take your meaning entirely.”
“Good, good. I would wager anything that this button comes from a couch that comes from a home that has children. And more than one child, I should think. This couch has been abused by children.”
“I hear they’re a bane.”
“They are. An absolute bane.” French carefully laid the button back on Kingsley’s outstretched palm. “I only wish I could be of more help,” he said.
“Think nothing of it. You’ve given us one or two bits of new information.”
“Have I? How wonderful. Wonderful.”
“Thank you very much, Mr French. We’ll be taking our leave now.”
Kingsley scooped up the scissors and the card of needles and walked briskly to the door. He turned and nodded and stepped out into the storefront. The little bell over the front door jingled, and by the time Day exited the back room, Kingsley was already out of the shop and standing in the street.
“We’ll send someone round later today with your things, Mr French,” Day said.
“Oh, thank you. I should hate to lose my tools. They’re quite necessary to my work. Absolutely essential, really.”
“Of course.”
“I suppose I can make do for a bit. Glad to be of use to the Yard, you know, always glad to be of use.”
“Thank you again, sir.”
Day shook his hand and hurried out of the shop. He joined Kingsley at the curb.
“You do know he wanted to send you out with a used needle, rather than his new ones,” Day said.
“Why do you think I left so briskly? I don’t want an old needle. I want these.”
“Why does it matter?”
“I want to see how
easily they puncture flesh.”
“Oh.”
“They’re thick, you see. Quite a bit thicker than a normal needle.”
“Do you think this was the type used on Mr Little, then?”
“No. The needles I found at the scene were of a different sort.”
“Then why take these at all?”
“I like to be thorough, my boy. I may learn something from these that will shed light on something else entirely. Solving this crime is important of course, but crime doesn’t stop, and the more I know the better prepared I am. Evidence never lies, but it’s up to us to interpret correctly what it says.”
“I see. At any rate, it doesn’t look as if our Mr French had anything to do with Little’s murder.”
“Not in the least. A more harmless specimen I’ve never laid eyes on.”
Day nodded. “Certainly, certainly,” he said.
Kingsley chuckled and waved Day into their waiting carriage.
10
Dash it all, anyhow,” Constable Pringle said.
Lately, the tailor’s shop seemed to be closed more often than it was open. Pringle tried the door again, but it was locked tight and the interior of the little store, visible through the big plate-glass window at the front, was dark. He sighed and rubbed his chin, deciding whether to wait for the tailor to return.
“Was you talkin’ to us, love?”
Pringle turned and nearly bumped into two women who were standing directly behind him.
“Pardon me,” he said. “No, I’m afraid I was talking to myself. Must be going mad.”
He smiled his most charming smile. The two women were clearly prostitutes, but the taller one was pretty, if one looked past the livid scar that ran down her face. The other woman, the short one, seemed more aggressive, and Pringle liked that. She was the one who had spoken.
“Everybody talks to themself,” the short woman said. “What separates us from the beasts, don’t you know?”
“Perhaps it does at that, ma’am.”
Pringle tipped his hat at them. “Now, I don’t mean to be off-putting, my dear ladies, but you may see by my uniform that I am the law.”
“Aye, but the law’s got needs like any man, don’t he?”