by Tom Holt
‘Told you,’ Kari said with a smirk. ‘His memory’s not what it was, see.
‘My memory’s fine,’ Eyvind snapped, as though Kari had touched a nerve. ‘But it’s just a detail, it’s not like it matters, and it was a long time ago. All right?’
Kari shrugged. ‘I was just pointing out, you got it wrong. ‘Fine. I got it wrong. Can I get on now, please?’
Like he just said (Eyvind continued), I was down below; he was chucking the hay down, I was picking it up and pitching it into the back of the small cart, so we could take it up to the stock on the middle pasture. We’d been at it all day and I had a headache, so when I saw a shadow in the doorway, I was glad of the interruption. I wasn’t expecting Freydis Eiriksdaughter to come through the door.
‘You Kari?’ she asked.
Well, she caught me off guard. ‘No,’ I said.
‘Right, so you must be the other one, Bare-arse Eyvind.’ I nodded. ‘I’m Freydis, Red Eirik’s daughter. But you know that.’
‘Yes,’ I said.
‘Fine.’ Freydis sat down on the tailgate of the cart and spread her skirts out; she was wearing blue, and the hem was muddy ‘In that case, you know I’m sailing for Meadowland any day now I need you two with me.’
Really, I didn’t want to hear her say that, not when my head was already hurting. ‘It’s nice of you to say that,’ I said. ‘But it’s not possible. Sorry.’
‘Balls,’ said Freydis. ‘I just saw Bjarni Herjolfson, he said he could spare you. So there’s no problem.’
That set my head off worse than ever. ‘It’s not as simple as that,’ I said. ‘For one thing, I’ve got a wife. Baby on the way’
She shrugged, like I’d said something irrelevant. ‘So? They can come too.’
‘Yes, but-‘ It’s difficult, when you’re talking to a farmer, and you’re just a hired man. You don’t know what you can say and what you can’t. Sure, Freydis wasn’t my farmer; but you can’t tell someone who owns a whole fjord to fuck off and die. She’d complain to Bjarni and get me thrown out; or if she felt really insulted she’d send one of her men up to put his axe in my head, and then sort out compensation with Bjari afterwards. (Twelve ounces of silver was the going rate for a hired man back in the Old Country, but that was if the killing was unprovoked; if I insulted Freydis, in law that’d be assault, so she could claim a discount. I’d heard stories that back at Gardar she had a big wooden chest full of leather bags of silver, all weighed out and ready - twelve ounces for a hired man, a hundred for a farmer’s son, and so on, to save mucking about. It’d belonged to Red Eirik, apparently and she’d helped herself to it when he died.)
‘Yes, but what?’ she said. ‘Look, I need a couple of men who know the country. I’m offering good terms: share in the profits and five ounces of silver each on top. That’s more than either of you two deadbeats’ll ever see.
‘You’re right,’ I said, ‘it’s a lot. But I’ll be honest with you, I really don’t want to go there again. That’s all there is to it.’
Freydis pulled a face. ‘Scared.’
‘Yes,’ I replied. ‘And not just the leather-boat people. I have a bad feeling about the place. In fact, if you want my advice, forget about the whole idea. No good’ll come of it if you go.’
‘Shut your mouth; she said, like she was scolding a dog. ‘I don’t give a fuck what you want, I need somebody who knows Meadowland, and you two’ve been there more times than anybody else. I’ve arranged it with Bjarni. You’ll be well paid. That’s the end of the discussion.’
‘Sorry,’ I said. ‘No.’
‘I don’t take no from the likes of you,’ she said. ‘Call that friend of yours down here.’
Well, I could do that. I shouted ‘Kari!’ a couple of times, but he stayed up there, and who could blame him? So after a bit she pushed past me and scrambled up the ladder. ‘You,’
I heard her yell.
A bit later she came down again, alone. ‘Well,’ she said, brushing hay off her skirts, ‘that’s settled, then.’
I looked at her. ‘Kari’s agreed to go?’
‘He’s coming,’ she said, ‘same as you, whether you like it or not. I’ll send a cart for you when we’re ready to leave.’ Then she stomped out.
‘Has she gone?’ Kari hissed down from the loft. I looked up, and saw his face peering at me round the edge of the hay
‘What did you say to her?’ I asked.
‘Same as you,’ he replied, ‘but she wouldn’t listen.’
‘Are you going?’
‘To Meadowland? Fuck that. No, I’m staying.’
‘She doesn’t seem to think so,’ I said.
‘Fuck her,’ Kari said. ‘Look, she can’t make us go. What do you think she told Bjarni?’
I shrugged. ‘God knows; I said. ‘We’d better have a word with him:
So we did, that evening. When we told him we’d been talking to Freydis, he pulled a sour face. ‘Her,’ he said. ‘Bloody woman. Look, you sure you want to go to Meadowland with her? She’s nothing but trouble.’
Kari opened his mouth to say something, but I got in first. ‘Is that what she told you?’ I said. ‘That we want to go?’
He raised an eyebrow. ‘Don’t you?’
‘Of course not,’ I said. ‘Told her so, as well.’
‘Oh.’ He shrugged. ‘She came busting in while I was in the smithy, told me you two’d sent a message to Gardar asking if you could join up. She’d come to ask me, as a matter of courtesy, if I minded. I said it’d be a pain in the arse, since it’d leave us short-handed, but if you two were dead set on going, I reckoned I owed it to you.’ He frowned. ‘That’s not how it is, then?’
‘Too bloody right it’s not,’ Kari broke in. ‘We wouldn’t go back there for the otter’s ransom, not after last time. We like it here,’ he added. ‘Don’t we?’
I nodded like crazy, and Bjarni shook his head. ‘Well; he said, ‘I’m glad to hear it. Quite apart from not wanting to lose two hands at this time of year, I wouldn’t want you two to come to harm. And any trip she’s organising-‘ He sighed. ‘You two’d better watch your step,’ he said. ‘It’s a bad idea, getting on the wrong side of Red Eirik’s lot, any of them. But she’s worse than Leif, if you ask me. Tell you what,’ he went on, ‘I’ll put you on inside work and yard work till after she’s sailed. I have an idea it wouldn’t be safe for you out in the fields while she’s still in the country.’
We thanked him and went into the hall. Very thoughtful and considerate of him, but not exactly calculated to cheer us up. The best thing, we decided as we talked it over that night, would be if she found the extra men she was looking for pretty quick; then she wouldn’t need us, and maybe she’d leave us alone. It wasn’t looking hopeful, though, if she was prepared to come all the way from Gardar on the off chance of bullying us into joining.
The next few days were a bit tense, but then we heard some good news: Freydis had found ten more men, which meant that she now had the full thirty she was allowed by the deal she’d struck with the Icelanders, and Kari and me were off the hook.
The story of how she came by her new recruits made me all the more glad I wasn’t going. By all accounts, they were the survivors of the crew of a ship that had belonged to a couple of berserkers, from somewhere in the Hebrides. Now you don’t know what a berserker is, and you can count yourself lucky; they’re a real pain in the bum, and it’s a good thing that you don’t hear of them nearly as much as we used to when I was a kid.
Berserkers are men who like to fight; in fact, it’s what they like best, more than good food or land or money or sex or anything. They aren’t necessarily the best fighters around, but they always win, because they really aren’t bothered one way or another whether they survive the fight or not - what they care about is killing you. You can’t beat that. Doesn’t matter how fast you are on your feet or how good your reflexes are or how hard you can hit or how long you practise sparring; deep down, you and me, what we want most out of a fight
is to still be alive at the end of it. That’s why the berserker wins the fight before it starts. They make the most of this, of course. They don’t bother with mail shirts or helmets, because armour only weighs you down; but they’ll have beautiful old swords, gifts from earls or dug up out of graves. Once they’ve got a reputation, they go around taking anything they want, doing what they like, anything to provoke a fight. Mostly, of course, sensible people clear out till they’ve gone away, but from time to time you get some fool who wants to make a name for himself, or who thinks that’s what he wants until it’s too late. Very occasionally, you’ll hear of some farmer’s son who’s taken on one or two berserkers and sorted them out; and there’s no better start in life for an ambitious young man, always provided he lives to tell the tale.
These two berserkers - brothers, they were - started off in Denmark, till they got chased out by the king’s men, so they got hold of a ship and thirty-odd men who were past caring what they did, and went raiding along the southern coast of Norway The king got fed up with this and sent five ships to deal with them, but they cleared out in time and headed for Iceland, where there aren’t any kings to spoil things. They had a rare old time in the Eastfjords; and then for some reason they took it into their heads to try their luck in Greenland. But a storm caught them on the second day out, blew them way off south; one of the berserkers went over the side, and his brother jumped in to save him and got drowned too. By the time they made it to Gardar, only twelve of them were left, what with one thing and another; and two of them didn’t fancy any more long sea voyages. Freydis gave the other ten a choice: join up with her, or get back in what was left of their ship and take a chance on getting back to Iceland.
Well, that more or less put the lid on it, as far as we were concerned at Herjolfsness. If Freydis had men like that staying at Gardar, the sooner she set off on her expedition, the happier we’d all be. As it happened, the two men who didn’t want to join up got slung out of Gardar and turned up on our doorstep. Bjarni Herjolfson was a hospitable sort as a rule, but even he was in two minds about having them under his roof. They told us their sorry tale, and promised faithfully that they were through with all the raiding and stealing and the viking stuff. Also, they said, they’d been wanting to quit for some time, but the berserkers were vicious bastards who didn’t like anybody leaving the crew, so they hadn’t dared. There might have been some truth in that.
‘It was terrible,’ one of them said, a short, wide man called Bersi. ‘They’d pace up and down the ship, grabbing people and bashing their faces and saying they’d chuck them overboard. One man tried to leave; he swam ashore during the night, and the brothers made us turn back and go looking for the poor bugger, and when we caught him they killed him right there, on the spot. They just didn’t care what they did when they were in one of their moods.’
Bjarni, who was obviously in two minds, asked them why the whole crew hadn’t got together and stuck a knife in them while they were asleep, or rolled them over the side.
‘You wouldn’t dare,’ the other one said - Starkad, his name was. ‘We talked about it, when they weren’t there sometimes, but nobody had the guts for it. You’d make your mind up, but then you’d think, what if I’m stood over one of the bastards with a knife in my hand, and just as I’m about to do the business the bugger wakes up and sees what I’m about? No, we kept our faces shut and tried to get on with it. But we’re really glad we’re here now and not on that ship any more.
As far as that went, I could see what he meant: he was glad to be out of a bad place, and so was I. Even so, I didn’t want to have anything to do with either of them, just in case they changed their minds about giving up on the old ways. They gave the impression that they weren’t in any hurry to leave, but they didn’t seem inclined to work either, and that was unusual. When you go to someone’s house and you’re not anybody important, you can’t just sit round in the hall all day with the women, when all the men are outside working; you feel an idiot, for one thing, and it’s boring. Also, your host may be patient or laid-back, or he may not. I mean, everybody works, don’t they? Even rich farmers and earls get outside and work, if they’re not crippled or anything like that.
‘Not here; I pointed out. ‘Or hadn’t you noticed?’
Fyvind shrugged. ‘Never could understand that,’ he said. ‘But then, you’re Greeks. And it’s so fucking hot here most of the time, I can see why you’d rather stay indoors and keep still, if you’ve got the choice.’
I shook my head. ‘That’s not the point,’ I said. ‘Our nobles and rich men don’t work - not what you mean by the word, anyhow - because it’d be demeaning. The fact that you don’t have to shows you’re one of the better sort.’
‘Well.’ Kari made a gesture with his hands that was intended to signify universal tolerance. ‘Like he said, you’re Greeks, you’ve got a funny way of looking at the world. Mostly I guess it’s because you value everything in terms of things - money, gold and silver, furniture, clothes, whatever. The man with the most stuff is on top. Back home, everything’s about people. So, if you want everyone to think you’re better than they are, you prove it by what you do, not what you have. Which is probably,’ he added with a grin, ‘the reason why the Eiriksons went to Meadowland. They had to outdo their father, or else they’d just be the Eiriksons for ever and ever; the only thing anybody’d have known about them was who their dad was. That’s failure, far as we’re concerned. Here, though, it means status and glory and power, which-‘ He sighed. ‘I’m glad I don’t understand you people,’ he said. ‘You could hurt your head bending it round that kind of notion.’
Anyway (Eyvind went on), Freydis made her mind up about when she was setting off. Now she had her thirty men, she was in a hurry to get moving, so there’d be time to fell a load of timber and load the ships up before the end of the sailing season. She’d be cutting it pretty fine as it was, but the dangers didn’t seem to bother her. She didn’t come round Herjolfsness again, or send messages or anything, so we reckoned we’d been let off the hook.
The night before she was due to set sail, me and Kari were up on the roof, patching a few places where the turf was getting thin, when the two berserkers’ men, Bersi and Starkad- ‘Maybe I should tell this bit; Kari interrupted.
Eyvind glared at him. ‘Why?’
‘Because you’re getting it all wrong; Kari said. ‘First, we weren’t on the roof, that was the day before. You’ve forgotten. When it all happened, we were in the yard, scraping down. And it wasn’t the two of them, it was just Starkad.’
Eyvind was silent for a moment or so. Then he frowned. ‘You’re right,’ he said. ‘Which is bloody odd, because I have nightmares about that, but in my dream we’re up on the roof, and it’s both of them, not just Starkad. But yes, what you said is how it actually happened.’
‘Right; Kari said. ‘So-‘
So we were in the yard (said Kari) and we’d done about two-thirds, and stopped for a rest. Starkad comes running in; he sees us, collapses against a wall and says, ‘Thank God for that. I thought I wasn’t going to find anyone.
‘What’s up, Starkad?’ I asked. ‘You look like you’ve been running.’
He nodded. ‘From the long meadow; he said. ‘It’s Bersi. He was tethering the bull, and it lashed out and kicked him in the head. He needs fetching back here, so someone can take a look at him.’
Naturally we hurried after him, fast as we could go. It’s a fair step from the yard at Herjolfsness to the long meadow; it’s up a steep slope, down into a combe and up the other side. Starkad was plunging ahead, like a dog that’s been kept in for two days in bad weather; he’d stop and look back at us, then race on. Bersi was lying at the foot of a big stone outcrop. He was flat on his face and not moving.
‘Kari,’ Eyvind called to me, ‘you’re nearest. Go and see if he’s still breathing.’
I took a few steps toward him, and then there was this bloody awful noise, like all the trolls under the mountains were drunk
and having a party. I swung round to see what was up, and there behind me, in a half-circle blocking all my lines of retreat, were a dozen men.
I knew straight away who they were: they were the berserkers’ men, and they were meant to be several hours away out to sea, not hiding behind piles of rock and jumping out on people going by. I had a bad feeling about what they were up to.
I yelled at Eyvind to run for it, but he was way too slow off the mark; they grabbed hold of him and chucked him down in the dirt, and one of them pulled out a knife and pricked him with it, just under his chin. You didn’t need to be brilliantly clever to figure out what that meant: hold still, or we kill your mate here. So I stayed where I was, and Bersi got up off the ground and tied my hands behind my back with a bit of old rope.
‘Welcome to the party,’ he said. ‘Glad you could join us after all.’
Well, there wasn’t a lot I could do, was there? Should’ve seen it coming, I suppose. Should’ve figured that Bersi and Starkad wouldn’t have been allowed to leave the berserkers’ crew just like that; not by their mates, not by Freydis. Should’ve thought to ask what Bersi was doing tethering the bull up on the slopes, rather than bringing it back to the farm. But I only thought about that later, lying awake in the middle of the night and beating myself up for lack of anybody else to take it out on. At the time, I was mostly thinking, no, you bastards, you can’t do this; which was a waste of time, of course, because they just had. I suppose the real mistake I made was believing we’d got rid of Freydis just by saying no. She wasn’t that sort of woman.
They had a little two-wheel cart hidden among the rocks. They dragged us onto it, and a couple of the berserkers’ men came along to keep us company, knives drawn. I thought we’d be going to Gardar, but instead we went straight down to the coast; to a little fjord that didn’t even merit a name of its own, where a ship was riding at anchor. I knew that ship. I knew it very well.
They didn’t untie the ropes till we were on board and the ship was too far out for us to risk jumping overboard and swimming ashore; till then, we lay on top of the cargo in the hold, along with the other useful stuff. I was thinking, they may have got me but I’m buggered if I’m going to do any work; I’ll just lie here all the way to Meadowland.