Douluo Dalu - Volume 01-48

by Tang Jia San Shao

  “Fatty, what happened?”

  Tang San quickly rushed forward to support the tottering Ma Hongjun. Oscar skillfully summoned his Recovering Sausage and passed it over.

  Ma Hongjun didn’t decline, gobbling down the sausage and finally looked a bit better.

  “Fuck, this time was quite embarrassing.”

  Ma Hongjun’s eyes were filled with hatred. His face was originally plump and his eyes small. Now that his face was swollen, his eyes were barely visible in all the fat.

  “Who beat you up?”

  Tang San’s voice clearly had a chilling edge.

  Three months of devilish training had passed with everyone helping each other. They were so much more than classmates. Seeing his brother beaten up, how could Tang San not be angry?

  Ma Hongjun angrily said:

  “I got beaten up by a vulgar uncle. Embarrassing, really damn embarrassing.”

  Oscar furrowed his brows,

  “Fatty, it wasn’t because you were trying to be another persons love rival is it?”

  Ma Hongjun said furiously:

  “What love rival, evidently it was I who saw that girl first. That vulgar guy was really shameless.”

  Hearing Ma Hongjun say that, Tang San instantly understood a bit. Clearly, like what Oscar said, Fatty was beaten up when he was trying to settle his evil fire.

  Tang San patted Ma Hongjun on his shoulder,

  “Let's go eat something at the cafeteria first, we can talk there.”

  With Oscar’s Recovering Sausages’ help, Ma Hongjun’s body condition was a lot better. Then the three walked into the cafeteria.

  In the cafeteria, Dai Mubai was sitting there eating furiously, but Zhu Zhuqing wasn’t beside him.

  “What the fuck, fatty, how did you get like this?”

  Seeing Ma Hongjun’s unkempt appearance, Dai Mubai was also alarmed. He was a lot more short tempered, jumping from his seat and his evil pupils shining angrily.

  Ma Hongjun scowled miserably.

  “Boss Dai, you have to back me up! You see how they beat me up. Even my handsome face is now distorted. How can I get girls in the future!”

  Oscar chuckled.

  “Handsome face my ass, swollen like a pig. What actually happened, tell us first.”

  Ma Hongjun pulled over a chair and sat down and finally started talking.

  “I left this afternoon, and decided to go to Suo Tuo City to resolve my evil fire problems. At the place, I found a really hot girl inside this tiny brothel. Just when I wanted to call her over to resolve my problem, a vulgar uncle came. He looked about forty, with short hair and at first sight, he looked trustworthy. However, upon closer inspection, the guy’s eyes was full of an obscene gaze.”

  Dai Mubai said: “So you fought him?”

  Fatty stuck out his chest and said:

  “Of course, he already bullied me, you think I should endure it? At first I just wanted to chase him out, but he turned out to be a Spirit Master as well, and a four ringed Spirit Ancestor. In a moment I was beaten up and thrown out of the brothel. What was most intolerable was he flicked my dick, and said it was tiny. As a man, this sort of insult wasn’t something I could endure. So I got up and fought him again, and I became like this. You guys didn’t see his arrogant face. Boss Dai, Ao Second Brother, Tang Third Brother, you guys have to support me! If not for my strong body from recent training, I might not even be able to come back.”

  Ma Hongjun was obviously beaten up quite bad, especially spiritually. Crying and saying everything, Tang San and the others furrowed their brows.

  Tang San asked:

  “What is that person’s name?”

  Ma Hongjun wiped his face with his sleeve.

  “I heard the brothel keeper call him Bu Le[2], but it probably isn’t his real name.”

  “Bu Le? Only a Spirit Ancestor and he’s already bullying my brother? Let’s go, Fatty you lead us. Let’s go check him out. Little San, Little Ao, are you guys going?”

  Dai Mubai could understand Fatty’s mood right now. Fighting over a girl was something he did often before as well, but most of the times he won the fight. Ever since Zhu Zhuqing came, he finally restrained himself. Also, Fatty was beaten up quite badly. Though he didn’t suffer damage to bones or tendons, he still lost all his face.

  Tang San nodded.

  “Let’s go check him out together.”

  This sort of stuff can’t be resolved with logic. Though one can’t say who was right and who was wrong, people are biased towards their own side. If a man’s brother was beaten up and he didn’t take revenge, then he wasn’t a man.

  Oscar laughed evilly.

  “Of course I have to go. I want to see who can be even more vulgar than Fatty. Even if we can’t beat him, with my mushroom sausages, we can still run.”

  The moment Ma Hongjun heard the three were willing to fight with him, he was elated.

  “Good brothers. Lets go now. We might even be able to catch him coming out.”

  Finished talking, he instantly jumped up and ran outside, as if his wounds didn’t hurt anymore.

  Dai Mubai took hold of Ma Hongjun.

  “What’s with the rush. You still have to eat first, then you’ll have the strength. Also, tell us the guy’s spirit. Knowing yourself and the enemy is the key to victory.”

  Fatty, though face full of urgence, had an empty stomach, so he sat down and ate while explaining the fight.

  “The person isn’t tall, only about one meter sixty tall. Dark face, as if he just came out of a coal pit. His spirit was very weird. Not attack, not defense, not speed. It feels like, feels like…”

  Fatty’s gaze fell onto Tang San.

  “Feels like Third Brother’s spirit, only different in shape.”

  Tang San and Dai Mubai looked at each other, saying simultaneously,

  “Control System Spirit Master?”

  Fatty nodded.

  “It should be Control System. His spirit looked like two pink semicircular covers, about the size of a steamed bun. The moment he summoned his spirit, he wore it on his head, don’t even ask how disgusting that was. He only used two spirit abilities when he fought me. The first made the two covers big, blocking my Phoenix Fire Wire. The second ability utilized the two covers and with one in front and one behind, they entangled me. The covers felt very soft and flexible. I don’t know what material it is, but even my Phoenix Fire couldn’t damage it. After it entangled me, It trapped me like a cocoon[3] and then I became his punching bag.”

  Two pink covers? What type of spirit is that? Even with years of studying with Grandmaster, Tang San couldn’t figure it out.

  Tang San said:

  “That means, he should still have two more spirit abilities that he hasn’t used.”

  Fatty said:

  “Third Brother, with you three Spirit Elders and I, a rank twenty seven Spirit Grandmaster, are you scared of him? Also, you are a Control System Spirit Master as well!”

  He misunderstood Tang San. He thought Tang San was scared.

  Tang San said:

  “Control System Spirit Masters are special. Under 1v1 circumstances, Control System Spirit Masters have a great advantage. Fatty, if we meet him, you focus on harassing him from far away. Boss Dai and I will go up front and Little Ao will be responsible for replenishments. He definitely won’t be able to match us. Control System Spirit Masters aren’t like Strength Type Spirit Masters. As long as they can’t control everyone, they will lose. If I guessed correctly, his spirit should counter fire naturally, or else your evil fire couldn’t have done nothing. When we fight, I will control him. Though my spirit power is lesser than his, I can at least harass him so he can’t control us. Control Type Spirit Masters’ close range capabilities cannot block your attacks, even if he is rank forty.”

  Credits

  Translator: Blue Silver Translation

  Epub: Estevam / dotNOVEL

  Douluo Dalu

  (斗罗大陆)

  Volume
07

  Great Spirit Battle

  Tang Jia San Shao

  (唐家三少)

  Story Description:

  Tang Sect, the most famous martial arts sect of all. By stealing its most secret teachings to fulfill his dreams, Tang San committed an unforgivable crime. With his ambition attained, he hands his legacy to the sect and throws himself from the fearsome "Hell's Peak."

  But he could have never imagined that this would reincarnate him in another world, one without magic, martial arts, and grudges. A land where only the mystical souls of battle lay.

  The continent of Douluo.

  How will Tang San survive in this unknown environment? With a new road to follow, a new legend begins...

  Original Story can be found here: Link

  Chapter 043: Vulgar Strange Uncle, Bu Le

  Part 1

  If the difference was under ten ranks, Tang San had complete confidence he could obstruct the opponent’s control capability. Grandmaster once said that the best method to deal with control system Spirit Masters, was precisely with control versus control. If speaking of strength system Spirit Masters as the core of the team, auxiliary system Spirit Masters as the team’s foundation, agility attack system Spirit Masters as the team’s eyes, then, control system Spirit Masters were the team’s soul. Over these three months of devilish training Tang San had constantly strengthened his body, at the same time Grandmaster had every evening still specially given him special training, the target of which was the Eight Spider Lance[ (八蛛矛)] external spirit bone hidden in his vertebra.

  This name Eight Spider Lance was chosen by Grandmaster, since this external spirit bone was obtained from the Man Faced Demon Spider and greatly resembled eight spider lances. Undergoing this period of training, Tang San went from unsuitable to suitable, by now he was already able to control the movements of the Eight Spider Lances effectively for attack and defense, at the same time he was capable of releasing and restraining the poison within the Eight Spider Lance. Grandmaster said that relying on this external spirit bone, in addition to his control system spirit Blue Silver Grass, he could completely resist an opponent under roughly fortieth rank.

  The three hastily ate dinner, Fatty also ate two of Oscar’s recovery sausages, before the four then quietly slipped out of the Academy. Ma Hongjun did not intend to tell the others, after all, this matter of being beaten up in Grass Nest couldn’t be particularly glorious.

  Just when the four walked out of the Academy gate, suddenly, a dark shadow appeared, obstructing their way.

  Since Ma Hongjun was beaten, right now he was already somewhat jittery, he had released his spirit in practically the first moment.

  Red purple flames lit up the darkness, letting the four clearly see who was obstructing their path.

  Ma Hongjun loosed a breath, withdrawing his Phoenix flames,

  “It’s you, must you scare a person to death?”

  This person suddenly appearing before them, was Xiao Wu.

  Xiao Wu today wore brown trousers and a simple close fitting white top, although her body wasn’t as fiery as Zhu Zhuqing, the slender feeling of her body had a different distinct style, especially that astonishing slenderness. Also the extreme flexibility of her small waist, and that lustrous black scorpion braid hanging to her feet behind her, gave her even more of a next door little sister sense of beauty. A pair of big dark eyes stared sceptically at Tang San’s group.

  “What are you doing sneaking off like evil spirits? Fatty, why is your face so swollen? You let someone beat you up?”

  Ma Hongjun sighed, Tang San and the others were after all men just like him, he had no taboos with them, but Xiao Wu was a girl. Always dissatisfied with his method of settling the Evil Fire. For a moment he was immediately somewhat unwilling to say he had been beaten.

  Xiao Wu took a few steps forward, in the moonlight clearly seeing the condition of Ma Hongjun’s face, immediately hopping with righteous indignation,

  “Who was this violent? Unexpectedly beating you like this. Boss Dai, it wouldn’t be you?”

  Dai Mubai curled his lips,

  “Would I act so violently against my own brother? Fatty was beaten like this by a love rival. We were just about to go find him.”

  “Then what are you waiting for, count me in. Daring to beat my brother, he can’t want to preserve his life.”

  Xiao Wu’s character was motivated by a desire to see the world in chaos. When just entering the Academy, she was somewhat biased towards Fatty, but over this time, with everyone mutually looking out for each other in this devilish training, the bias had faded long ago. Even more, back at Nuoding Academy she was the Big Sister boss, never short of fights when looking for one, now ordinarily everyone exchanged pointers according to a plan, finally with the opportunity for a fight she appeared even more anxious than Ma Hongjun.

  “Fifth sister[ “Fifth [younger] sister” Xiao Wu is the fifth oldest, Ma Hongjun is the fourth.], you truly are too good. How about I devote my body to you.”

  Seeing Xiao Wu not only didn’t stop everyone’s revenge, but on the contrary immediately joined in, Fatty was immediately greatly moved. The depression in his heart also immediately disappeared somewhat, the last line clearly held his always vulgar nature.

  “You would devote your body to who?”

  Tang San looked at Fatty, his voice somewhat strange.

  Fatty looked at Tang San, hurriedly smiling awkwardly,

  “I said nothing, third brother[ “Third [older] brother” Tang San is the third oldest.], let’s hurry.”

  The four became five, taking advantage of the night, again setting foot on the familiar path, the five used spirit power, heading towards Suotuo City at lightning speed.

  In a fraction of an hour.

  “Fatty, is this where you ordinarily settle your Evil Fire issue?”

  Dai Mubai’s eyebrows both scrunched together.

  Before them right now was a row of single story houses. This was a remote corner of Suotuo City. The houses in front were only three meters tall, looking damaged in many places, in the doorway hung several pink lanterns, below the lanterns stood several clearly not young prostitutes with heavy makeup and gaudy dress peddling themselves to people passing by.

  The corners of Oscar’s mouth twitched,

  “No wonder you always say grass nests also hold golden phoenixes, this truly is a grass nest, ah!”

  Regarding Ma Hongjun’s tastes, Dai Mubai and Oscar truly didn’t dare compliment. For Xiao Wu and Tang San it was the first time in this kind of place, apart from curiosity, they had no special feeling.

  Fatty only guffawed twice, in a low voice saying:

  “It’s really cheap here, ah, the price is cheap and quantity excessive, one silver coin for one time, two silver coins for three. The quality to price ratio is high. Moreover, you must believe the principle of grass nests also holding golden phoenixes. This depends on luck.”

  Dai Mubai glared at him,

  “In the future, don’t say I know you. Although I knew you aren’t picky, I still didn’t expect you to go as far as this. Coming to this kind of trashy place, the age of those golden phoenixes of yours could compare to your aunts.”

  Fatty somewhat indignantly angry said:

  “Boss Dai, don’t deliberately ridicule me, let’s first deal with business. You wait here, I’ll go ask if that bastard hasn’t left.”

  While speaking, Fatty quickly walked towards the “grass nest”.

  Oscar looked around everywhere,

  “This is really remote, it suits the task. I, your father, have a large sausage, I, your father, have a small sausage, I, your father, have a mushroom sausage……”

  Hearing Oscar chant his spirit incantations, starting to prepare for the battle ahead, Xiao Wu couldn’t refrain from making a light spitting sound,

  “Truly worthy of being called Big Sausage Uncle.”

  In a moment, Ma Hongjun animatedly ran back,

  “Perfect, t
hat fellow still hasn’t left, he only paid the bill just now. I estimate he’ll come out at once. Brothers, for helping me take revenge this time, I’ll host you later and invite everyone to eat a good meal.”

  Dai Mubai vigorously waved his hand at him,

  “Don’t speak nonsense, I wouldn’t dare go to a meal hosted by you. With your tastes like this, just forget about it.”

  Hearing Dai Mubai’s words, even Xiao Wu couldn’t help but nod, she and Tang San had seen the unconstrained twin sisters Dai Mubai had brought, comparing those top quality twins with these “aunties” before them was practically like heaven and underground.

  While they talked, one person already walked out of the grass nest. Tang San’s group stood in a dark corner across from Grass Nest, by now the color of the sky was already completely black, from across the street this side was very difficult to see.

  “That’s him.”

  Fatty gnashed his teeth.

  Just like Fatty’s description, walking out from “Grass Nest” was a forty something middle aged man. Dark skin, one meter sixty tall, on his face a satisfied lascivious smile, right hand wrapped in gauze, wearing large pants with several holes, on his feet a pair of large sandals[ Flip-flops, to be precise.], looking self satisfied as he walked down the street. While walking he hummed a little tune,

  “Uncle’s mood is good today, ah, the bird came out to stroll[ Sort of a literal translation to what I assume is a lewd song with some wordplay. He calls himself (大爷我) where (大爷) is a colloquial term for “father’s older brother” or a respectful term for an older man, but it can also mean “arrogant idler” or “self centered show off”. The second line uses (鸟儿) which literally translates as “bird”, but (鸟) is an alternate way to write the homophone (屌) which means “penis”.].”