As Ning Rongrong saw the appearance of Oscar seemingly about to collapse at any moment within the golden light, her tears fell uncontrollably. She understood that Oscar being this persistent, this dedicated, was all for her. As a food system Spirit Master, originally it should have been enough for him to simply be protected by his comrades. But for her, as the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School heir, he had to endure far too much more than ordinary food system Spirit Masters.
In the whole process of absorbing the god bestowed spirit ring, Oscar spent a full day’s time. Even if it wasn’t as enormous an attack as when Tang San absorbed the hundred thousand year spirit ring, the pressure he endured was still quite frightening. After finishing the absorption, he still spent a full three days before he had completely recovered. Ning Rongrong stayed on guard by his side throughout these three days, not moving half a step away from him.
The feeling of being without sunlight really was very uncomfortable. Without the warm nourishment of sunlight, moods would very easily be constrained.
Ever since the start of the second trial, the Shrek Seven Devils hadn’t seen the sunlight again. The sky was always covered densely with clouds, and the waters of the ring sea never stopped churning.
With difficulty swallowing Oscar’s sausage, even someone with as fearsome a will as Tang San couldn’t help frowning. Ask yourself, how would eating the exact same sausage for every meal every day taste? Only Oscar himself ate with relish, not showing any signs of growing sick of it.
“I say, little Ao, you’ve already had the seventh spirit ability for more than half a month. Why don’t you give us a demonstration of its power!”
While Dai Mubai bitterly chewed a large recovery sausage, he spoke to Oscar.
Hearing this, Oscar’s face instantly changed, and he raised his head to look at the sky,
“The weather is pretty good today!”
Fatty walked over from the side,
“Your face is pretty good, don’t change the subject. You’ve been the same ever since you got the seventh spirit ring, you won’t say anything no matter how I ask. You even keep it secret from your own brothers! Don’t tell me, your seventh spirit ability isn’t strong enough? Don’t worry, nobody will make fun of you. Lacking a bit is just lacking a bit.”
Oscar glared unhappily at Fatty,
“Your face is lacking, would my seventh spirit ability be lacking? That effect would scare you to death. Humph, humph.”
Ma Hongjun said with schadenfreude:
“Then whip it out for everyone to see! So many days, and you haven’t even told Rongrong. There’s definitely a problem with your spirit ability. Haha, my guess is, think about it, third brother’s Spirit Avatar transforms into the Blue Silver Emperor, and he turns completely golden blue, practically like a part of the Blue Silver Emperor. Boss Dai’s Spirit Avatar transforms him into the White Tiger, and Zhuqing transforms into a Hell Civet. With your sausage spirit, don’t tell me, your seventh spirit ability turns you into a giant sausage?”
Oscar’s face stiffened,
“Damned Fatty, get lost, I’m not telling you. You think I’m as vulgar as you!”
Ma Hongjun didn’t get a bit angry, imitating Oscar’s voice and shouting:
“I, your father, have a big sausage, I don’t know who has a spirit incantation like that. I’m vulgar? In vulgarity, nobody can compete with you!”
Hearing Fatty’s analysis, Ning Rongrong holding Oscar’s big hand also went a bit rigid, looking at Oscar, she said in a low voice:
“Damned little Ao, Fatty wouldn’t have guessed right? Does your seventh spirit ring really turn you into a giant sausage? I, I, I……”
“No, don’t listen to his drivel.”
Oscar hastily reassured.
Ning Rongrong said curiously:
“Then what is it? You won’t even tell me. Even an ugly wife has to see her parents in law. Everyone has to work together in the future, don’t tell me you can keep not using the important seventh spirit ability? Everyone will know about it sooner or later.”
Oscar looked at Fatty’s expression of schadenfreude, then again at the curious gazes of the others, and collapsed:
“Fine, I’ll say it. Firmaments! Mother earth! Revered lord Seagod! Why do you play with me like this! Let me die!”
Rumble, as if in response to Oscar’s words, a thunderclap resounded in the sky, frightening Oscar to hurriedly shut up, not daring to keep whining.
Even Tang San couldn’t help saying:
“Little Ao, don’t tell me your seventh spirit ability really is related to transforming you into a sausage?”
Oscar stood, his face indignant:
“Even if it isn’t turning into a sausage, it’s still not much stronger. Don’t say anything for now, I’ll use my seventh spirit ability. You’re not allowed to laugh, or we’ll be enemies.”
Fatty standing in front of him immediately curbed his smile,
“No problem, we absolutely won’t laugh. Hurry up and show it.”
Oscar looked somewhat unreassured at everyone. They nodded one after another, but there was already a trace of mirth rippling through their eyes.
Just as Oscar was preparing to start, he was interrupted by Ning Rongrong,
“Hold on.”
She quickly stood and ran over to Xiao Wu, pulling her into her arms before looking at Oscar, clearly looking for mental consolation.
Oscar fiercely clenched his teeth. Just as Ning Rongrong said, everyone would know sooner or later, it would be better if they knew in advance. If by some chance they lost control when he used his seventh spirit ability in the middle of a fight, wouldn’t that become a major mistake? Thinking of this, he finally no longer hesitated, releasing his seventh spirit ability.
Oscar widened his stance, crouching somewhat. Then drawing a deep breath, he stretched both arms straight out in front of his chest with fists tightened, palms down.
Yellow, yellow, purple, purple, black, black, black, seven ideal spirit rings quietly appeared around him. His spirit was already released. It would seem that nothing was currently any different with Oscar, so much so that his expression even had a somewhat hallowed feeling.
But the whole next spirit ability release process left his watching companions with eyes wide and mouths hanging open.
Suddenly withdrawing his level extended arms, both his fists also subsequently turned over to palms up, and gathered at his waist. At the same time as he withdrew his arms, he also made a vulgar back straightening motion.
“Firm and erect, firm and erect, Gold Fly[1].”
He made the first fist pumping and back straightening motion with each shout of “firm and erect”. When he shouted “Gold Fly”, he pulled his left fist back to his waist, but his right arm rose outstretched, right hand clenched in a fist, only one middle finger raised towards the heavens.
Seeing Oscar’s appearance, everyone finally understood why he always dawdled without letting them see his seventh spirit ability. If they had to describe this incantation in words, then they would say that there was no most vulgar, only more vulgar.
Ning Rongrong directly fell into the arms of the vacant Xiao Wu. The others all had extremely grotesque expressions. Their facial muscles all twitched, trying to hold back their laughter, but not quite succeeding.
A speck of golden light brightened at the tip of Oscar’s outstretched middle finger, and his seventh spirit ring subsequently flashed. In that moment, that golden light instantly spread to cover Oscar’s whole body, then again withdrew to the tip of his middle finger, gradually taking shape.
A soybean sized Gold Fly appeared there on the tip of his finger, and the golden light around Oscar also subsequently disappeared.
“Snrkt……”
The first who couldn’t help laughing was Ma Hongjun, and immediately it was like a contagion. Besides Ning Rongrong who hid in Xiao Wu’s chest out of embarrassment and Xiao Wu herself, the others couldn’t help bursting into laughter.
“Fuck me, too vulgar. It really is too vulgar…… Gold Fly……”
“Even the Gold Fly appeared, and firm and erect……. I can’t take it……”
The ones laughing most violently were Ma Hongjun and Dai Mubai, because, among everyone, besides Oscar himself, only the two of them knew what “firm and erect Gold Fly” really was.
“You said you wouldn’t laugh, I’m gonna strangle you.”
Oscar held the Gold Fly, and directly threw it towards Ma Hongjun. Ma Hongjun immediately turned and ran, his laughter showing no signs of stopping.
Tang San also laughed, only he was laughing because of Oscar’s vulgar motions, and now he couldn’t help asking Dai Mubai:
“Boss, what’s that gold fly thing? How come I’ve never heard of it?”
Dai Mubai grinned:
“Of course a virgin like you wouldn’t have heard of it. That’s something good! Didn’t you hear little Ao yelling, firm and erect, always firm and erect. That’s a good thing for a man!”
“It seems you’re very proud of not being a virgin! En?”
In his unabating excitement, Dai Mubai was somewhat beside himself with mirth and had forgotten Zhu Zhuqing was standing right next to him. His ear smarted, grabbed firmly by Zhu Zhuqing, who glared at him with an ill intentioned gaze.
“Speak, what is that firm and erect gold fly thing?”
Dai Mubai swallowed,
“I, I’m not familiar with it. Not familiar. Fatty is, ask him!”
Ma Hongjun was just running in their direction, and hearing what Dai Mubai said, he couldn’t help cursing,
“Boss Dai, aren’t we brothers! How am I familiar, I’m not familiar either, heard about it, I’ve just heard about it.”
Tang San looked distracted a moment,
“Just what thing is it?”
Dai Mubai laughed quietly:
“Aphrodisiac, didn’t you hear? It’s a good thing that can let a man remain firm and erect. I’m dying from laughter, Oscar, that guy, his seventh spirit ability actually produces something like that, no wonder he wouldn’t let us know. And having to shout that spirit incantation out loud, I wonder, if his future father in law heard him, would he still let Rongrong marry him?”
Tang San’s expression froze a bit,
“Aphro, aphrodisiac……”
Even if he was a virgin, as a researcher of medicine, of course it was impossible for him not to know about aphrodisiacs.
Oscar had already stopped running, looking at everyone with a resentful expression,
“You can’t keep your word. Fine, afterwards don’t hope for me to make Gold Flies for you to eat.”
Dai Mubai burst into laughter,
“Don’t, we wouldn’t eat it if you gave it to us. Little Ao, your fame as the Big Sausage Uncle really follows merit! Not just all kinds of sausages, now you even have a Gold Fly to keep them firm and erect. Pretty good, this spirit ability for spirit avatar is quite sensible.”
Oscar’s face visibly changed from red to purple, with the appearance of being about to explode at any moment. Tang San hastily mediated:
“Little Ao, explain the function of your seventh spirit ring. Even if the appearance is a bit strange, as a food type Spirit Avatar it definitely isn’t ordinary.”
Hearing Tang San say this, Oscar’s expression eased a bit, and he said proudly:
“At least little San knows what’s what. Of course this is a good thing. Seventh spirit ability, Firm and Erect Gold Fly. It has two effects, if I eat it, my sausage making speed will increase by thirty percent, and the effects of all sausages will increase thirty percent. If it’s eaten by others, then the power of the next spirit ability they use will increase by fifty percent.”
The smiles on everyone’s faces instantly turned to astonishment as they heard Oscar’s explanation, looking at each other. Because they discovered that the effects of the mere food system Spirit Master Oscar’s seventh spirit ability, observed overall, actually wasn’t inferior to Ning Rongrong’s seventh spirit ability Nine Treasure Avatar in any respect.
Oscar’s sausage making speed could be well imagined after he had reached the seventieth ranked, especially the first four spirit abilities could be produced practically with the speed of the spirit incantation. He could even casually produce several in one go. Even the fifth spirit ability could be produced as fast as he could read the spirit incantation. But under the effect of the Firm and Erect Gold Fly his sausage making speed increased another thirty percent, this undoubtedly boosted everyone’s supply speed once again. Let alone the seven of them, even with a team of a hundred, Oscar could completely maintain the boost of the first five spirit abilities. Even more so when that Firm and Erect Gold Fly could increase the sausage effect by thirty percent. It was an absolute qualitative leap in overall boost capability from before.
Of course, what drew even more of their attention was that, if they ate this Gold Fly, then the next spirit ability they used would be fifty percent more powerful. This was a terrifying effect. Simply put, if Dai Mubai and Zhu Zhuqing ate one of Oscar’s Firm and Erect Gold Flies simultaneously, and then used their Hell White Tiger, plus Ning Rongrong’s Nine Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda boost, then for thirty seconds, even ninety seventh rank Sword Douluo Chen Xin wouldn’t hold an advantage. And confronting lower level opponents they could even instantly kill them.
At this moment everyone deeply understood why Tang San would speak of the importance of food system Spirit Masters who had reached the seventieth rank, why he would wait for Oscar to reach the Spirit Sage level before attempting the second trial.
Seeing everyone’s amazed expressions, Oscar was immensely pleased with himself:
“Admire me. Ge’s seventh spirit ability is fierce. What if it’s a bit vulgar? It’s fine if it’s powerful. Moreover, if my clone mirror sausage is produced under the effects of the Firm and Erect Gold Fly, its duration will increase to ten minutes. If you eat it, the clone mirror sausage’s effect will reach ninety percent, and if I eat it, heh heh, it will go straight to one hundred percent. In other words, if I use little San’s blood to produce clone mirror sausages, then for ten minutes, I can use all of little San’s abilities, besides spirit bones and domains. As long as I learn to use them from little San, maybe I can become a Battle Spirit Master in the future too. Hahahaha……”
Even though Oscar’s self satisfied face looked in need of a spanking, the astonishing facts he announced left everyone stunned. One hundred percent clone ability for ten minutes. To Oscar, this was absolutely a leap in strength. And the clone mirror sausage he produced could let everyone use ninety percent of the others’ abilities. There was no need to doubt the overall boost in strength for the whole team.
Ning Rongrong had now also raised her head from Xiao Wu’s chest, and looked very helplessly at Oscar’s immensely proud appearance. But very soon her face returned to normal. Standing, she walked straight towards Oscar.
Seeing Ning Rongrong approach, Oscar showed off the Gold Fly in his palm, holding it up to Ning Rongrong,
“Rongrong, look, such a beautiful Gold Fly! This is the first seventh spirit ability I made, it’s for you. It represents that you are my only one. Don’t worry, my seventh spirit ability also has the biggest advantage, to never lose effectiveness. As long as I produce it, it will exist always, until it’s used.”
Ning Rongrong took the Gold Fly Oscar handed over without batting an eye, her charming face even showing a trace of a smile,
“Hey, little Ao, that you didn’t want to use the seventh spirit ability in front of us before, besides the spirit incantation being vulgar, isn’t it because you also know exactly what use a thing like the firm and erect gold fly is?”
Even if Oscar was a bit complacent at the moment, he still wouldn’t go so far as to completely forget himself. Seeing the ill intent in Ning Rongrong’s smile, he hastily withdrew his own smile and assumed an expression of righteousness, denying it flatly,
“I don’t, of c
ourse I don’t. What is the firm and erect gold fly? How come I’ve never heard of it? What is that thing!”
Ning Rongrong smiled coldly at him,
“Act, keep acting. Give me a proper explanation of just who used that firm and erect gold fly in the past.”
“Eh…… My darling Rongrong, absolutely don’t listen to slanderous rumors! I’m so proper, as clear as ice and clean as jade, how could I do something like this? When you met me I was fourteen, and I wasn’t as precocious as boss Dai. How could I know what something like the firm and erect gold fly is?”
“Fuck me, little Ao, if you’re explaining to Rongrong then explain, but how is that related to me? I can’t take it. Calling me precocious? When I knew you at twelve, you already had a full beard. I wonder who’s more precocious. Didn’t you always show off to me, talking about how big your sausage was? That you long since walked among ten thousand flowers.”
When Oscar heard this he immediately stomped his foot,
“I walked among ten thousand flowers? That still can’t compare to your thousand beheadings! You’re the famous unrivalled playboy Dai Mubai, how could I compare to you?”
Seeing the two of them mutually expose each other, Tang San was speechless. And right now Fatty showed his intelligence, absolutely not getting involved and quietly retreating next to Bai Chenxiang, putting on an abhorred expression to firmly show that he wasn’t related to these two fellows, absolutely not the same type.
Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing didn’t speak, only watching their men with cold smiles, listening to their mutual disclosure.
“Cough, cough, we should cultivate.”
Fortunately Tang San was comparatively generous. He didn’t want for there to be internal disorder among the seven devils, and interrupted them before Dai Mubai and Oscar could expose any substantial gossip.
Oscar and Dai Mubai weren’t idiots either and, sensing the gazes like ice cold daggers next to them, immediately came to their senses. With a glance, they exchanged a signal. Being brothers for so many years, they immediately showed their perfect cooperation.
Dai Mubai sighed once:
“Little San is right, we still have to cultivate. Little Ao, it was my fault just now, I shouldn’t have fabricated rumors. We’re brothers, we can’t influence our brotherly affection. I apologize.”
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