“I don’t know how long it’s been since I slept,” Gene said, then yawned.
“Don’t start!” Linda said. But she caught it too.
A low rumbling sounded. The floor shook, and the walls seemed to become rubbery and pliant. It lasted for about twenty seconds, then stopped.
“No telling what that was all about,” Gene said.
Linda looked off, as if hearing or perhaps sensing something.
“Funny,” she said.
“What?” Gene asked.
“I’m beginning to develop a sixth sense, or something like it. She’s started whatever it is she’s up to.”
“Yeah? Any idea of what she’s doing?”
“Something magical. Probably putting a spell on that big jewel.”
“Maybe she wants to have it set in a nice eighteen-carat gold ring.”
“Or maybe …”
“Yeah?”
Linda shook her head. “I’m not sure. I get the sense that she’s going to destroy something, or undo something.” She drew her knees up and wrapped her arms about them. She looked off again. “Maybe the rock is more important than the jewel.”
Gene said, “Look, if you’re getting all these psychic vibrations, you should be able to get us back to the Brain room.”
Linda cocked a thumb over her shoulder. “I know it’s in that direction. But I don’t know what tunnel will get us there.”
“Oh. Kwip, how about taking a little jaunt through this wall and seeing what’s on the other side?”
“Aye,” Kwip said, getting up. He disappeared into the wall.
“Still can’t get over that,” Gene said, rising. “Christ, this floor is colder than a witch’s — well, whatever.”
“You’d better watch what you say, pal,” Linda said.
“Sorry.”
“You’ll get so bewitched, you won’t know —”
Kwip came striding out of the wall, shaking his head.
“Tis naught but solid stone. I began to feel a mite strange, so I turned about.”
Gene let himself fall back against the wall. “Hell.” He yawned again. “When the hell is my turn? I gotta get me some magic soon.”
“I thought you had it,” Linda said.
“You kidding? See me doing anything enchanting here?”
“No, I meant the way you sword-fought.”
Gene laughed. “You gotta be pulling my leg. Why, I barely —”
“I caught glimpses of your bladecraft,” Kwip said. “You gave a good account of yourself.”
“Against a professional soldier,” Linda said. “Gene, did you ever take fencing, or any kind of military training?”
“Never. Never handled a sword in my life.”
“But you held your own against a skilled sword fighter.”
Gene rested his left hand on the hilt of his broadsword. “It never occurred to me. You know, you’re right. I should have been mincemeat back there.”
“We’d best be going,” Kwip said.
They pushed on, but the labyrinth of bare passageways seemed infinite. Every tunnel that led in the proper direction ended in a T. No matter what direction they chose then, the passage always ran to an L forcing them back in the direction whence they’d come.
The shakes hit again, this time more severely. The walls appeared for a fleeting moment to be composed of shivering gelatin, taking on a translucent, insubstantial quality.
When things had quieted again, Gene exhaled noisily. “Jesus, that was pretty bad. I wonder what’s happening.”
Linda’s eyes narrowed. “Super-Bitch is still at it.”
“I’m getting worried about Snowy. If it were anything or anyone else, no problem, Snowy’d cream ’em. But her, I don’t know. I think she’s in a ballpark all her own.”
The tremors began again. A section of the right wall disappeared, revealing a blinding-white arctic landscape. Powdery snow blew into the corridor.
Gene had been leaning against the wall. He dug himself out of a snowdrift, spat flakes and said, “Damn it.”
“Gene, get out of there!” Linda yelled.
Gene took a step and keeled over into deep snow. Kwip reached and helped him out. They had barely recrossed the boundary when the wall materialized again.
“Jesus, that was closed!” Gene wailed. “Gimmie a break!”
“Things are getting more unstable,” Linda said.
“That might have been Snowy’s world,” Gene complained.
The tremors continued, slowly growing more severe.
“Keep walking!” Linda told them.
The floor turned to rubber and began to heave and pitch like some tricked-out device in a funhouse. Then even stranger things began to happen.
A gaggle of pink, flamingolike birds, about a dozen in all, came squawking and flapping out of the left wall. They waddled across the corridor and disappeared into the right. At almost the same time, paralleling the birds’ course farther down, a pale rider on a black stallion thundered across the passageway. Sprinting in the opposite direction came a pack of long-toothed wolflike canines in fur of silver and gray. Meanwhile, in the turbulent air of the corridor, glowing airborne splotches of color along with miscellaneous random images flew hither and thither.
The floor heaved in waves and began to move forward like a conveyor belt. Gene and Linda ran to the bottom of a steep trough, losing sight of Kwip and Jacoby. The walls shook like slabs of rubber. Gene ducked as an image of a giant human mouth came at him, its fleshy red lips parting to reveal rows of sparkling, photogenic teeth. But the apparition abruptly vanished, replaced with the image of a Manx cat wearing a lavender ribbon around its neck. It floated over Gene’s head; then it, too, blinked out of existence.
Gradually, these and other phenomena occurred less frequently. The floor settled down, then the strange visions ceased altogether.
“That was interesting,” Gene said when all was quiet.
The four of them lay on their stomachs, looking about cautiously.
Jacoby swallowed and said, “Do you think —”
“No,” Linda told him. “There’ll be more.”
Gene stood. Without warning, a trapdoor sprang open beneath his feet. Yelping in dismay, he dropped through the narrow aperture and was gone, as quick as that. The “trapdoor” closed, leaving no seams.
“Gene!” Linda screamed, and that was all the reaction she had time for before the next wave of anomalies hit. The floor commenced heaving again, and the waves bore her down the passageway like a surfboard rider on a rolling swell.
The wave motions propagated forward from a point just beyond where Jacoby and Kwip had come to rest after the last disturbance. Helpless, they watched Linda being carried out of sight while fleeting, incongruous shapes filled the air, and rats, bats, and other creatures skittered between the walls.
Eventually things got quiet again. They got up, and Kwip called out. There was no answer. He ran down the passageway calling Linda’s name, Jacoby huffing after.
They ran until Jacoby was out of breath. Linda was nowhere to be seen. Jacoby slumped to the floor, wheezing and coughing. Kwip leaned against the wall and stared off.
“A pity,” Jacoby finally said, his breathing still labored. “But we finally have a chance to talk. Let me first commend you —” He coughed elaborately, then took a deep breath. “You did a fine job keeping it from the soldiers. I saw you take it out of the knapsack and hide it on your person. For the life of me, though, I can’t imagine how you kept them from finding it when they shook you down.”
Kwip cast a cold eye on him. “To what do you refer, sir?”
“The jewel, of course. Or the piece of it you hacked off with the pickax. How did you manage to prevent them from finding it?”
Kwip shrugged. He saw no reason to deny it. He feared Jacoby as much as he did a garden slug. “There are ways,” he said. “There are portions of the body that no one thinks of palping, certain ways of twisting and turning, presenting those areas on
e wishes to present.”
“You could have run at first sight of them,” Jacoby said. “Gone off and run into a wall. Yet you stayed.”
Kwip scowled. “I didn’t, against my better judgment.”
“Perhaps you fancied Linda?”
“Perhaps. A fair lass. A woman of quality, I should say.”
“I found your staying rather strange behavior. You see, I took you for an experienced thief and a thorough scoundrel the moment I laid eyes on you.”
Kwip’s hand went to the haft of his shortsword. Then he relaxed and smiled crookedly. “I’ll husband my strength and not slit you from gills to gullet. But choose your words with care.”
“One thief and scoundrel to another,” Jacoby said, chuckling.
Kwip regarded him. “So?”
“In the world I hail from, my particular specialty is called embezzling. I was employed by a prominent London assurance company. Accounts receivable. Oh, it was a grand scheme, and it worked for years. Greed got me in the end, and an unexpected accident that kept me in hospital during the semiannual audit. Nothing I could do. The judge gave me three years. And you?”
“Twas the hangman’s noose for me,” Kwip said.
“I thought as much. And that story about getting lost in a friend’s house?”
“It happened on the eve of the execution. I was pacing the length and breadth of my cell for the thousandth time when I turned about and saw that the wall of the far end had disappeared. I walked out, and …”
“Of course. As for me, I couldn’t face the prospect of jail. On the eve of my sentencing I was sitting in my bedroom thinking seriously of ending my life. I was facing my own dark night of the soul, and that’s when destiny’s door swung wide.” Jacoby smiled. “We really have much in common.”
“That much, at least.”
Jacoby grunted and got to his feet. “And now you’ll be wanting to hand the jewel over to me.”
Kwip drew his sword. “Mark you, there is only so much —” A strange expression overcame his face. The muscles of his neck bunched into taut cords, and his arms began to shake.
“You walk through walls,” Jacoby said. “I control people. I make them do what I want them to do. You have no choice, no way of fighting me. It’s a pity I can’t control more than one person at a time. But with the jewel, that may change. Hand it over.”
Kwip’s sword arm spasmed, went rigid, then bent spastically to bring the point of the blade near his eyes. “No!” he gasped.
Jacoby’s jaw muscles twitched. “I want it, now.”
“It’s yours,” Kwip screamed. He then collapsed, dropping the sword. He breathed heavily for a moment, then looked up at Jacoby, who stood over him threateningly. He fumbled in the folds of his blouse near the neck, withdrew the amber jewel fragment and gave it up.
The fat man held the thing, admiring it, his eyes focused deep within its fiery interior. “At last. At last.” He scrutinized the fragment for a full minute, then exhaled and slipped it into the vest pocket of his tattered pinstriped jacket.
Kwip watched him walk away.
King’s Study
He had seen enough. A single hand pass darkened the screen and returned the AO> prompt.
He sat for a moment, deep in thought. Then he rummaged in a small plastic filing chest and withdrew a computer diskette, which he inserted into the right-hand drive slot.
“Never tested,” he murmured. “But it should work.”
He hit a series of keys, waited, hit more keys, waited, then sat back.
“I hope,” he added.
He began an elaborate set of hand passes, tracing designs in the air with his fingers. These took some time to complete. Presently the screen brightened again and began to show blurred images.
At last he sat back and took a deep breath.
The screen displayed a face in close-up. It belonged to a man of middle years, dark of eye and strong of jaw, holding a knife blade to his stubbly cheek. He looked directly out from the screen, one eye squinting, blade poised for a stroke. Suddenly his eyes darted about warily.
“Who calls Ervoldt?” he bellowed, looking off-screen. He got no answer, cursed, looked forward again and brought the knife to his oiled chin. Then, startled, his eyes bulged and his head filled the screen.
“Who in the name of all the gods might you be?” he shouted with great annoyance. “And what devilment are ye about inside my shaving glass?”.
“I speak across the chasm of three thousand years,” came the answer.
“Do you? To glower at me as I crop my whiskers? Begone, spirit, and let me be about my business.”
“Hear me, Ancient One. I am human, and as alive as you, though I inhabit a time far removed from yours. I am your remote descendant.”
“Eh? The devil you say.”
“I speak truth.”
The man in the glass scowled and peered outward. “I see you.” He nodded, his expression softening. “You have the family look about you. Three thousand years, say you? The line breeds true.” He stepped back from the mirror. “And still in the family business, I see. What device do you use? Crystal sphere? Far-seeing glass? Necromantic rings?”
“A modification of the second device you mentioned. The refinements involved would be difficult to describe.”
“Doubtless so, after so long a time in which to make such advances.” Ervoldt threw down the razor. “Very well. What do you want?”
“Some advice.”
“Go on.”
Much later Ervoldt nodded gravely and said, “I have always thought that some day the Stone’s secret would be breached. In truth, I am surprised it lasted three millennia.”
“It will last three more with your help. The chief problem, of course, is recasting the spell as soon as possible after my adversaries undo it.”
Ervoldt frowned. “Aye, and you will have the devil’s own time of it. Since I do not know you, I cannot judge your abilities. I do know that the spell involved intricacies that have befuddled many a competent adept. I do not say this to tout my own proficiency. I succeeded only because I undertook the task when the stars were most favorable, a factor others before me failed to take into account.”
The other nodded, and looked away. “I am well aware of the sidereal mathematics you devised. I have your orrery, and have used it many times.”
“Indeed. It has lasted that long? I am honored. But to return to the matter at hand — I can but wish you well. You will need as much luck as I had.”
“Another factor has arisen, one which I am sure you never encountered.”
“Such as?”
“Watch the glass.” He hit a number of keys. The second disk drive hummed.
“What are you doing?”
“I am using the refinements of which I spoke earlier. The calculations should be visible to you.”
“What?” Ervoldt looked off to one side. “Ah! I see.” He studied what he saw. “Very interesting. Yes … yes. I see. You have more?”
A good while passed. At length Ervoldt looked out again at his descendant. “I understand. Yes, I would say you have an advantage here, be your ciphering correct and your surmises true.”
“Would you say that this advantage might offset any unfavorable sidereal conditions?”
“I think it would tend to ameliorate them. Beyond that, I cannot say.”
“It is enough. You have been of invaluable service to me, Ancestor.”
“I am glad. You seem an able young man and a worthy bearer of the family name.”
“Thank you … Grandfather.”
“Before you leave me, one question.”
“Anything.”
“Have you attempted this communication before?”
“No. Have others made contact?”
“Not contact,” Ervoldt said, “but I have had detected strange meddlings, perhaps attempts to observe me. I am not sure.”
“I see. Though I cannot be certain, I think I know who it was.”
“Tell them to bugger off. I value my privacy. To future generations I am the dead. Let me lie, let me rest.”
“My apologies.”
“They are unnecessary. This look into the far future has lightened my heart. Simply to know that there is a future is somehow reassuring. May the gods look upon you with favor. Fare ye well.”
“Farewell.”
A motion of the hand and the screen went dark.
He sighed. Rising from the computer station, he walked the length of the room and stood before a star chart. He examined it, doing a few mental calculations. He shook his head.
“The worst possible time.”
The walls shook again and took on a strange cast. These disturbances had been occurring regularly for the past half hour, but he had been able to ignore them because of certain protections that this particular room afforded. Soon those safeguards would not be enough.
The time had come. He would have to make his way to the lower levels with all due speed and put his plans, such as they were, into immediate effect.
Hall Of The Brain
Snowclaw looked out from the bars of his cage. They were doing curious things out there. Braziers burned, candles glowed, and the smell of incense hung heavy in the air.
Snowclaw didn’t like it one bit, but he had just about broken several bones trying to force his way out of the cage. It was no use. All he could do was observe the strange goings-on and comment now and again with a disapproving growl. At least he could let them know he didn’t like it.
Snowclaw wasn’t used to concentrated thinking, but now, with time on his hands, he was at leisure to put some thought into the process of deciding what to do next, if anything. He arranged the things he would do in sequential order. First he’d break out of his confinement. Then he’d tear the head off everybody in the room.
No, no good. The witch-female was too powerful for that. First, break out. Second, get away, so the magic-wielding hairless female couldn’t cage him again. Third, find his good buddy Gene and the other female, the one he liked a lot, Linda. Fourth? Well, if Gene and Linda and he were together again, everything would be okay, there wouldn’t be anything more to worry about, except getting back home …
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