by Anthology
Malone watched the image collapse without really seeing it. Instead, he was busily talking to himself, or rather to his other self.
"Well, now, Sir Kenneth," he said. "Let's pull all the facts together and see what happens."
"Indeed, Mr. Malone," said Sir Kenneth Malone, "it is time that we did. Proceed, Sirrah. I shall attend."
* * * * *
"Let's start from the beginning," Malone said. "We know there's confusion in all parts of the country, in all parts of the world, I guess. And we know that confusion is being caused by carefully timed accidents and errors. We also know that these errors appear to be accompanied by violent bursts of psionic static--violent energy. And we know, further, that on three specific occasions, these bursts of energy were immediately followed by a reversal of policy in the mind of the person on the receiving end."
"You mean," Sir Kenneth put in, "that they changed their minds."
"Correct," Malone said. "I refer, of course, to the firm of Brubitsch, Borbitsch and Garbitsch, Spying Done Cheap."
"Indeed," Sir Kenneth said. "Then the operators of this force, whatever it may be, have some interest in allowing these spies to confess?"
"Maybe," Malone said. "Let's leave that for later. To get back to the beginning of all this: it seems to me to follow that the accidents and errors which have caused all the confusion through the United States and Russia are caused by somebody's mind being changed at exactly the right moment. A man does something just a little differently than he decided to--or else he forgets to do it at all."
"Correct," Sir Kenneth said. "And you feel, Mr. Malone, that a telepathic command is the cause of this confusion?"
"A series of them," Malone said. "But we also know, from Dr. O'Connor, that it takes a great deal of psychic energy to perform this particular trick--more than a person can normally afford to expend."
"Marry, now," Sir Kenneth exclaimed, "such a statement does not seem to have reason in it. Changing the mind of a man seems a small thing in comparison to teleportation, or psychokinesis, or levitation. And yet it takes more power than any of these?"
Malone thought for a second. "Sure it does," he said. "I'd say it was a matter of resistance. Moving an inanimate object is pretty simple-- comparatively, anyhow--because inert matter has no mental resistance."
"And moving yourself?" Sir Kenneth said.
"There is some resistance there, probably," Malone said. "But you'll remember that part of the Fueyo training system for teleportation involved overcoming your own mental resistance to the idea."
"True," Sir Kenneth said. "Quite true. Then let us say that it requires enormous power to effect these changes. What is our next step, Mr. Malone?"
"Next, Sir Kenneth," Malone said, "We have to do a little supposing. This project must be handled by a fairly large group, since no individual can work it. This large group has to be telepathic, and not only for the precise timing O'Connor specified."
"There is another reason?" Sir Kenneth said.
"There is," Malone said. "They've also got to know exactly when to make their victim change his mind. Right?"
"Absolutely," said Sir Kenneth. "Now, Sirrah, where does all this leave us? We have had the orderly presentation of the case; where, Sirrah, is your summation?"
"Coming up," Malone said. "We've got to look for a widespread organization of telepaths, with enough mental discipline to hold a mental shield that Her Majesty can't crack, and can't even recognize the existence of. We thought she'd found all the telepaths. She said so, and she obviously thought so. But she didn't. These are strong, trained--and sane."
"Aha," said Sir Kenneth.
"Her Majesty," Malone said, "found us only the crazy telepaths, the weak ones, the nuts."
"Fine," said Sir Kenneth. "And this, Mr. Malone, leaves us with only one question. Her Majesty--may God bless her--stated that she first spotted these flashes of telepathic static by listening in on our minds."
"Our mind," Malone said. "I hope."
"Very well," Sir Kenneth said. "This means that some force is being directed in this way, toward us. And how do we know that all the deduction, all the careful case-building we have done, hasn't been influenced by this group? That might mean, of course, that we are miles, or even light-years, from the solution."
Malone said: "Yeep." The sound was echoed by Sir Kenneth, and the two halves of the coruscating mind of Kenneth J. Malone were once more one.
Your Majesty, the minds thought, I'd like to talk to you.
Nothing happened. Evidently, Her Majesty was temporarily out of mental contact with him.
"Hell," Malone said. "Not to mention od's blood." He flipped on the visiphone and dialed Yucca Flats.
The figure that appeared on the screen was that of a tall, solidly-built man with a red face and the uniform of a Beefeater. This Tower Warder had the British royal crest embroidered on his chest, and the letters: "E. R."
"Good evening, Sir Kenneth," he said politely.
Malone had sometimes wondered what it would be like to be on the Queen's permanent, personal staff. Evidently, it soaked in so thoroughly that one began to stay in character all the time. The little old lady's delusion was such a pleasant one that it was painlessly infectious.
"I'd like to speak to Her Majesty, Colonel Fairfax," Malone said.
"Her Majesty," Colonel Fairfax said with regret, "is asleep, sir. I understand that she has had rather a trying time, of late."
"Then I must ask you to wake her," Malone said. "I don't want to disturb her any more than you do, Colonel, but this is important."
"Her Majesty's rest," Colonel Fairfax said gently, "is also important, Sir Kenneth."
"This is more important," Malone said. "I know how you feel, but it's necessary to wake her."
The screen blanked out.
Malone sighed and began to sing softly to himself while he waited:
"The soldiers of the Queen are linked in friendly tether-- And if she's off her bean, we'll all go nuts together..."
Her Majesty appeared at this point, dressed in a silken robe bearing her crest and initials (E. R., rather than R. T., of course), and wearing a silken Mother Hubbard cap on her head. "Oh, dear," she said instantly. "Are you still worried about them?"
"The flashes?" Malone said. "That's right. You tuned in on my mind right away, didn't you?"
"As soon as I got your message," she said. "I like your little song, at least, I think I do."
Malone blushed faintly. "Sorry," he said.
"Oh, don't be, Sir Kenneth," Her Majesty said. "After all, I do allow my subjects a good deal of liberty; it is theirs to make use of." She smiled at him. "Actually, I should have told you, Sir Kenneth. But it seemed so natural that I--that I forgot it."
Oh, no, Malone thought.
"I'm afraid so," Her Majesty said. "When I told you about the interference, your mind quite automatically began to build what I think of as a--as a defense against it. A shield, so to speak."
Me? Malone thought.
"Most certainly," Her Majesty said. "You know, Sir Kenneth, you have a very strong mind."
"Oh, I don't know," Malone said aloud. "Sometimes I don't feel so bright."
"I'm not talking about intelligence," Her Majesty said. "The two properties are interconnected, of course, but they are not identical. After all ... well, never mind. But you have strength of will, Sir Kenneth, and strength of purpose. As a matter of fact, you have been building your strength in the last few days."
"Really?" Malone said, surprised.
"It's become more and more difficult," Her Majesty said, "to see into the depths of your mind, during the past few days. The surface of your mind is as easy to read as ever, but it's hard to see what's going on in the depths."
"I'm not doing it deliberately," Malone said.
"In any case," Her Majesty said, "this process has been going on ever since you knew that telepathy was possible, two years ago. But in the past forty-eight hours matters have accelerated tremen
dously."
"That sounds good," Malone said. "Does it mean these mind-changers I've been thinking about can't get through to me?"
"What mind-changers?" the Queen said. "Oh. I see." She paused. "Well, I can't be positive about this, Sir Kenneth; it's all so new, you know. All I can tell you is that there haven't been any flashes of telepathic energy in your mind in the last forty-eight hours."
"Well," Malone said doubtfully, "that's something. And I am sorry I had to wake you, Your Majesty."
"Oh, that's perfectly all right," she said. "I know you're working hard to restore order to the realm, and it is the duty of any Sovereign to give such aid as she can to her Royal subjects."
Malone cleared his throat. "I trust," he said, "Your Majesty will ever find me a faithful servant."
Her Majesty smiled. "I'm sure I shall," she said. "Good night, Sir Kenneth."
"Good night," he said, and flipped off. At once, the phone chimed again.
He flipped the switch on. "Malone here," he said.
Boyd's face appeared on the screen. "Ken," he said fervently, "I am very glad you're still in town."
"Thanks," Malone said politely. "But what about Mike Sand? Any information?"
"Plenty," Boyd said. "I damn near didn't believe it."
"What do you mean, you didn't believe it?" Malone said. "Isn't the information any good?"
"It's good, all right," Boyd said. "It's great. He practically talked his head off to me. Gave me all his books, including secret sets. And I've put him under arrest as a material witness--at his own request."
"It sounds," Malone said, "as if Mike Sand has had a sudden and surprising change of heart."
"Doesn't it, though," Boyd said. "We can crack the ITU wide open now, and I mean really wide open."
"Same pattern?" Malone said.
"Of course it is," Boyd said. "What does it sound like? Same pattern."
"Good," Malone said. "Get on up here. I'll talk to you later."
He cut off in a hurry, leaned back in his chair and started to think. At first, he thought of a cigar. Boyd, he figured, couldn't be back in the office for some time, and nobody else would come in. He locked the door, drew out the cigar-laden box he kept in his desk in New York, and lit up with great satisfaction.
When the cloud of smoke around his head was dense enough to cut with a knife, he went back to more serious subjects. He didn't have to worry too much about his mind being spied on; if Her Majesty couldn't read his deepest thoughts, and the mind-changers weren't throwing any bolts of static in his direction, he was safe.
Now, then, he told himself--and sneezed.
He shook his head, cursed slightly, and went on.
Now, then...
There was an organization, spread all over the Western world, and with secret branches, evidently, in the Soviet Union. The organization had to be an old one, because it had to have trained telepaths of such a high degree of efficiency that they could evade Her Majesty's probing without her even being aware of the evasion. And training took time.
There was something else to consider, too. In order to organize to such a degree that they could wreak the efficient, complete havoc they were wreaking, the organization couldn't be completely secret; there are always leaks, always suspicious events, and a secret society that covered all of those up would have no time for anything else.
So the organization had to be a known one, a known group, masquerading as something else.
So far, everything made sense. Malone took another deep, grateful puff on the cigar, and frowned. Where, he wondered, did he go from here?
He reached for a pencil and a piece of paper. He headed the paper: Organization. Then he started putting down what he knew about it, and what he'd figured out.
1. Large 2. Old 3. Disguised
It sounded just a little like Frankenstein's Monster, so far. But what else did he know about it?
After a second's thought, he murmured: "Nothing," and took another puff.
But that wasn't quite true.
He knew one more thing about the organization. He knew they'd probably be immune to the confusion everybody else was suffering from. The organization would be--had to be--efficient. It would be composed of intelligent, superbly cooperative people, who could work together as a unit without in the least impairing their own individuality.
He reached for the list again, put down:
4. Efficient
And looked at it. Now it didn't remind him quite so much of the Monster. But it didn't look familiar, either. Who did he know, he thought, who was large, old, disguised and efficient?
It sounded like an improbable combination. He set the list down again, clearing off some of the papers the PRS had sent him to make room for it.
Then he stopped.
The papers the PRS had sent him...
And he'd gotten them so quickly, so efficiently...
They were a large organization...
And an old one...
He tossed the cigar in the general direction of the ashtray, grabbed the phone and jabbed at buttons.
The girl who answered the phone looked familiar. She did not look very old, but she was large and she had to be disguised, Malone thought. Nobody could naturally have that many teeth.
"Psychical Research Society," she said. "Oh, Mr. Malone, good evening."
"Sir Lewis," Malone said. "Sir Lewis Carter. President. I want to talk to him. Hurry."
"Sir Lewis?" the girl said slowly. "Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Malone, but the office is closed now for the day. And Sir Lewis has gone already. It's after six o'clock, Mr. Malone, and the office is closed."
"Home number," Malone said desperately. "I've got to."
"Well, I can do that, Mr. Malone," she said, "but it wouldn't do you any good, really. Because he went away on his vacation, and when he goes on his vacation he never tells us where. You know? He won't be back for two or three weeks."
"Oog," Malone said, and thought for less than a second. "Miss Garbitsch," he said. "Lou. Got to talk to her. Now."
"Oh, I can't do that, either, Mr. Malone," the toothy girl said. "All of the executive officers, they left already on their vacation. And that includes Miss Garbitsch, too. They just left a skeleton force here at the office."
"They're all gone?" Malone said hollowly.
"That's right," she said cheerfully. "As a matter of fact, I'm in charge now, and that's why I'm staying so late. To sort of catch up on things. You know?"
"It's very important," Malone said tensely. "You don't know where any of them went? You don't have any address?"
"None at all," she said. "I'm sorry, but that's how it is. Maybe it's strange, and maybe you'd ask questions, but I obey orders, and those're my orders. To take over until they get back. They didn't tell me where they went, and I didn't ask."
"Great," Malone said. He wanted to shoot himself.
Lou was one of them. Of course she was; that was obvious now, when he thought about it. Lou was one of the secret group that was sabotaging practically everything.
And now they'd all gone. For two weeks--or for good.
The girl's voice broke in on his thoughts.
"Oh, Mr. Malone," she said, "I'm sorry, but I just remembered. They left a note for you."
"A note?" Malone said.
"Sir Lewis said you might call," the girl said, "and he left a message. If you'll hold on a minute I'll read it to you."
Malone waited tensely. The girl found a slip of paper, blinked at it and read:
"My dear Malone, I'm afraid you are perfectly correct in your deductions; and, as you can see, that leaves us no alternative. Sorry. Miss G. sends her apologies to you, as do I." The girl looked up. "It's signed by Sir Lewis," she said. "Does that mean anything to you, Mr. Malone?"
"I'm afraid it does," Malone said bleakly. "It means entirely too much."
12
After the great mass of teeth, vaguely surrounded by a face, had faded from Malone's screen, he just sat there, looking a
t the dead, grey screen of the visiphone and feeling about twice as dead and at least three times as grey.
Things, he told himself, were terrible. But even that sentence, which was a good deal more cheerful than what he actually felt, didn't do anything to improve his mood. All of the evidence, after all, had been practically living on the tip of his nose for nearly twenty-four hours, and not only had he done nothing about it, but he hadn't even seen it.
Two or three times, for instance, he'd doubted the possibility of teleporting another human being. All his logic had told him it wasn't so. But, he'd thought, he and Her Majesty had teleported Lou, and so, obviously, his logic was wrong.
No, it wasn't, he thought now. There would be too much mental resistance, even if the person were unconscious. Teleportation of another human being would be impossible.
Unless, of course, the other human being was able to teleport on her own.
True, she had been no more than semiconscious. She probably couldn't have teleported on her own. But Malone and Her Majesty had, ever so kindly and ever so mistakenly, helped her, and Lou had managed to teleport to the plane.
And that wasn't all, he thought dismally. That was far from all.
"Let's take another for-instance," he said savagely, in what he thought was a caricature of the Manelli voice. In order for all three to teleport, there had to be perfect synchronization.
Otherwise, they'd have arrived either at different places, or at the same place but at different times.
And perfect synchronization on a psionic level meant telepathy. At least two of the three had to be telepathic. Her Majesty was, of course. Malone wasn't.
So Lou had to be telepathic, too.
Malone told himself bitterly to quit calling the girl Lou. After the way she'd deceived him, she didn't deserve it. Her name was Luba Garbitsch, and from now on he was going to call her Luba Garbitsch. In his own mind, anyway.
Facts came tumbling in on him like the side of a mountain, falling on a hapless traveler during a landslide. And, Malone told himself, he had never had less help in all of his ill-starred life.
Her Majesty had never, never suspected that Luba Garbitsch was anything other than the girl she pretended to be. That was negative evidence, true, and taken alone it meant nothing at all. But when you added the other facts to it, it showed, with perfect plainness, that Luba Garbitsch was the fortunate possessor of a mind shield as tough, as strong and as perfect as any Malone, O'Connor or good old Cartier Taylor had ever even thought of dreaming up.