When I eventually left the shower and toweled myself off, I put on my sleep shorts and cami, climbed under my comforter and came to an agreement with myself. I would definitely see Tiffany tomorrow and contact Henry Carter. I was going to become the best fucking fuck there was. A blow job queen and nothing was going to stop me. Haley Martin was not going to take this lying down I thought, then I realized that yes, I probably was. That thought made me smile and with that, I fell asleep.
Usually, on a Saturday I still got up early so I could make the most of the day but on this morning I stayed in bed and waited until I heard Chase and Todd leave. They had started going to Brandon’s gym as he had promised to help them develop a fitness regime and Saturday mornings were a day they could stick to. It also meant I knew that Tiffany was probably at home. She may have become a gym bunny with a fitness instructor husband but I knew she was a lazy bones and was no doubt currently making the most of being able to starfish in bed.
I got out of bed, wrapped myself in my robe, added bed socks to my ensemble because my feet were really cold and then I padded down the hall and into our living space where I headed for the kitchen and set up the coffee machine for some fresh heaven in a mug. I grabbed my phone from the side and saw I had a message.
Malcolm: You embarrassed yourself last night. You owe me an apology.
Was he serious? I felt my temper build again. I hit Tiff’s number and listened to it ring.
“Mmmmph.”
“Tiff. Code red.”
There was a muffled response which sounded akin to hold on and then I heard bedlinen rustle.
“What is it, girl. Who do I need to kill?”
“Can I come around? I’m still in my sleep shorts. I will bring coffee.”
“I will leave the door unlocked. Lock it behind you. You will find me under the comforter.”
I made two coffees and put them in reusable cups from a local coffee shop chain and went around next door. Pushing open the door I was always surprised at how similar their apartment was to ours. The only difference being theirs was a two bedroomed apartment.
I pushed open Tiff’s bedroom door. I could just see a birds nest of blonde hair poking out of the top of the comforter.
I put her coffee on her bedside table and got on the top of the covers and huddled next to her.
Tiff emerged slowly, an inch at a time until her head was visible. Then she sat up and grabbed her coffee from the side.
“So, code red, huh?”
“Yes. Like the quote I saw on Pinterest last week, it would appear rock bottom has a basement.”
She places an arm around me. “What’s happened, honey?”
“I went on another date with Malcolm.”
“You did what?” She screeched.
“I know, I know. He said he wanted to take me to dinner to apologize for his behavior last time. Really, he just wanted to feel me out for my secrets on King Park. He wants to muscle in on the development he knows I will get. I have worked my ass off, there’s no way he is getting his hands on it. Especially not now, the limp-dick.”
“Oh dear. So another unsuccessful date.”
“Well, one of us ended up wet, but it wasn’t me and it was courtesy of a carafe of water.”
Tiff burst out laughing.
“Good for you. I’m not seeing why this is a Code Red though. You already knew the guy was a dick.”
“I came home and discovered Chase and Todd fucking.”
“Oh.”
“Yes, indeed, oh.”
“So, that must have been embarrassing for you all?”
“They don’t know I saw. I spied on them through the crack in the door, like a voyeur. Seriously I could not avert my gaze.”
“So is it hot seeing two guys together?”
“Tiff! Are you not listening to me? My roomies are gay. Gay! The roommates I chose with a potential apartment orgy in mind are gay. Not only do I get no sexy times but I have to see them at it!”
“It’s not that bad.”
“Not that bad? Sure, perhaps they could move Malcolm in and then all three could go at it while he tells me their cocks get him hard.”
Another round of laughter burst from Tiff.
“God, you are not taking this seriously. I’m hurting Tiff. I came by for sympathy. You don’t even sound surprised. Was it obvious to you they were together? Is it just me with no gaydar? Anyway, I need you to get in touch with H for me.”
Tiff sat up straight in bed and holding a hand up at me to get me to be quiet, she took a large gulp of her coffee before placing it back on the bedside table. “H? Henry? Why do you want me to contact him?”
“I want a membership to Club S. Do they have nights where they wear masks? I need to go in without anyone knowing who I am so I can practice sex and sucking cock.”
“Seriously, there is no need, Hales.”
“No need! You are hearing about my sad, desperate love life aren’t you?”
“Yes and that is why I gave your apartment details to Chase and Todd.”
My hand flew to my chest and I gasped.
“What? You gave them my details? You knew I wanted hot guys and stuck me with two gay men?”
“They are not gay, they are bisexual. They like pussy too.”
“Fuck this coffee’s strong. I swear you just said you set me up with bisexual roommates.” I yelled.
“Calm down. Yes, I did. I knew you wanted some hot roommates and I’d seen your applicants. There weren’t any. So I called Henry and asked him if he knew anyone who was looking for a place. He put out feelers and came back with Chase and Todd. They are looking for a permanent partner. A female. They are together, have been for a while, but as I said, they like pussy too and they are thinking of the future and potentially having a family.
My mouth did its usual jaw drop. Seriously, I was going to need plastic surgery for saggy skin around my jaw if this kept up.
“What the, erm,”
“I’m sorry, Hales. I know this must be a shock but I was thinking of what you said. There is no pressure. Chase and Todd were looking for an apartment but they didn’t move in expecting you to be part of the arrangement. They planned on looking around and then moving when they found someone. I was just wanting for you to have the option. That is if maybe you liked them and they you…well, it could work out. Or at least give you some practice.”
“I seriously, like don’t know what to think. I forgot I’d been asking advice from Mrs. Tiff Threeway-I-went-out-on-stage-and-had-sex-with-an-audience-watching Bailey. So, get a hot roomie Haley. Why stop there? Get two roomies, hell, make them bisexual and wanting a female as a trio. Is there some three-way club you and Kayla joined and now you’re co-opting me or something.”
Tiff smiled. The girl could have been offended but she was so happy she didn’t give a crap about my outburst.
“Hey, I know how much fun it can be. I got it out of my system, but look at Kayla. She’s in it for life. Normal dating isn’t working out so well for you, so why not try this?”
“So, what do I do? Just go home and say, ‘hey guys, I saw you fucking and well I would like to join in, can I have a sample. Is there an audition?’.”
“Well, not quite like that, but I would tell them you saw them and just open a dialogue. Ask them about themselves. They are really open according to Henry. I figured they would have told you soon about themselves anyway once you were all settled.”
I sat back and thought about what I had just learned. Tiff yawned so wide she nearly broke her jaw. I crawled under the comforter. “Okay, I’m staying for a nap. My mind has exploded. Put the alarm on for in a couple hours.”
“Oh, thank Christ, I’m beat,” Tiff said and with that, we both fell asleep.
“Oh, Tiffany, all my dreams have come true. Are we having a threesome with Haley?”
Tiff had failed to set an alarm and it was now early afternoon and Brandon had returned from his classes. He stood in the doorway and took his tee off reve
aling a muscled torso and corded arms. She was a lucky girl, but even if he had been serious, there was no way I was doing anything with a) my friend's husband and b) girls. No thank you.
Tiffany leapt out of bed and threw her arms around her husband. “Missed you, baby.”
“Missed you too. I’m just going to hit the shower.”
I took one look at my friend’s face and launched myself out of bed. “I am off back to mine. Thanks for the chat, Tiff. Good to see you, Brandon. Now it looks like your wife wants to join you in the shower so I am leaving before you guys do something in front of me that makes me want to vomit.”
“And there I was thinking you liked to watch after last night,” Tiff quipped.
“What about last night?” Brandon asked.
“Shut it, Tiff, and Brandon, never you mind, although Tiff’s mouth is so big, no doubt you’ll know before I’ve even left.”
“Hey, I have no complaints about her big mouth, she needs it for my big—”
I placed my hands over my ears, “Lalalalala.” I reversed out of the room and left. I’d get my coffee cups back later. For now, I made my escape.
Chapter Four
Haley
My mind was reeling.
Bisexual roommates.
Hot roommates.
Threesomes.
The fact Tiff had engineered this on purpose.
Would Chase and Todd see me as a potential lover? I would seriously doubt it given I had told them how hopeless in bed I was. It was like winning the booby prize on a chat show and even then I only had a small handful - what should have gone to my breasts had wandered off and accidentally added to my ass.
I hated my inexperience. At twenty-four I should know what I was doing.
I crawled back into my own bed. There was no sign of the guys and stuck for anything else to do that wasn’t a chore, I powered up my laptop, positioned it on its laptop cushion and went to a porn site that Kayla never stopped raving about. I typed in two men and one woman and a host of videos displayed. I kept seeing the words MMF and MFM so I went onto Google to find out what the definitions stood for. I quickly discovered that MFM was like Kayla and Tiffany had experienced, a threesome where the guys didn’t get involved with each other; but MMF was everyone involved with each other so as well as fucking the female they’d have sex with each other too, do blow jobs, etc. The videos were rated and so I chose one with a high percentage which hopefully meant it was good and sat back and watched.
In this video, a couple, one man, and one woman had advertised for a male partner to join them. It wasn’t long before everyone’s clothes were off. In the beginning, the woman laid back on the bed while one man licked her pussy and another thrust his cock down her throat. I felt my legs pulse and my pussy instantly got wet. The man withdrew his cock and started sucking on her breasts. Hands, mouths, and cocks were everywhere. I started to see why Kayla and Tiff had been so into their threesomes. This was HOT. Then, as one man started to fuck the woman, he leaned over and took the other guy’s cock in his mouth. My heart beat faster. It was so erotic! I was so surprised at myself. Why was the thought of a man with another man turning me on? I couldn’t explain it but I wasn’t about to stop watching! They switched around again and this time the woman was being fucked in the pussy by a guy who was himself getting fucked in the ass. I moved my hand down my pajama shorts and started flicking my nub as I watched. I wanted to watch another scene with a woman getting her pussy eaten so I clicked on another clip. Once it got to a scene where a man was between her legs while another man fucked him from behind I frantically rubbed at my clit while two fingers from my other hand pistoned inside my pussy. I tried not to be distracted by the fact that the laptop was jiggling up and down on my lap while I did it. I was pleased there was no one home so that when I came, I screamed out loud at the tension I’d been holding, dissipated from my body and left me in some kind of come-coma.
“Sounds like someone is having a good time.” Chase’s voice came from the hallway.
“Yeah, she must have brought the guy home. He is obviously very good at apologizing.” Todd added.
My face flamed red. Oh my fucking God, they’d heard me and there was no one else in here. I was going to have to lie and somehow fake I’d just snuck him out of the apartment.
I quickly showered and then I left my room walking over to the apartment door, opening it and yelling, “Yeah, see you again sometime.” Then I closed the door with a slam so my roommates could hear it. I walked through to the living area and stretched like I’d had a great evening. I hated lying but there was no way I wanted them to know I had been solo when I’d climaxed like a singer practicing scales.
“Some mighty skills your guy has there, Haley. The power to make you screech like a freight train and then invisibility. Is it a cloak like in Harry Potter?”
Chase was staring out of the front window.
I tilted my chin up at him. “He jogs, he got out of here in no time.”
“That may have worked if Chase hadn’t been looking out of the window for the last ten minutes as he thinks the mailwoman is fit,” Todd added. “Don’t be ashamed about enjoying your body, Haley. We all do it. Perhaps your confidence would grow if you owned your body a little more. We are all adults. Chase and I don’t care.”
“Yeah, about that.” I answered, seeing an opportunity to divert attention away from myself, “Last night when I got back home, I heard you, two guys.”
“Ah,” Todd said. “Looks like we could use a chat. Shall we order pizza? I’m ravenous.”
“You don’t have anything to explain. I just wanted to let you know that I knew and that I am totally cool with all that, anything at all, any scenario you have going down.”
Chase looked bemused, a smirk quirked his lip. “Like what, we didn’t have animals in there or torture equipment.”
I blushed again. “I don’t know. Anything men do together, or if they have a woman in there as well. I am cool with it all. Go for it.”
Todd walked over and folded me in his arms. I only reached his chest and so my face was smushed into his rock hard pecs. I didn’t want to move. “Oh, Haley. I might not have known you very long but babe I adore you. You are so entirely sweet and endearing and innocent.”
“I find it a problem myself,” I mumbled into his chest.
“I’m going to order pizza and then we’ll crack open some beer. For fuck’s sake don’t tell Brandon, after we just worked out with him. He was advising us to eat poached salmon and a side salad for lunch.”
I giggled. “Your secret is safe with me as long as we get pepperoni.”
“Blackmail, hey?” Chase added. “Well, this time I’ll allow it seeing as you now know Todd and myself both like to eat meat.”
“Oh my God, you did not just say that.” Todd covered my ears. “Don’t listen to him, he’s disgusting.”
“Yeah, that’s not what you were saying last night,” Chase quipped. “Now while I order the pizza, Todd you get the beers and Haley, please set the table.”
I was pleased to note that rather than my operatic orgasm making me uncomfortable around the two men, now that they knew I knew they were a couple, everything was actually more relaxed. It was like a barrier had been broken through and we could talk about anything. I loved it because it was similar to the relationship I had with the girls but I was getting a male perspective on things, something I sorely needed.
When I told them about Malcolm they went insane.
“I am coming to your work. I am going to kick him in the balls.” Chase said.
“If you need me to have a word, Haley, just say it and I’ll be there. Only I’ll use words rather than physical violence.” Todd rolled his eyes in Chase’s direction.
“No. I will get my revenge. I am going to get that development and rub his face in it when I make a huge commission.”
“You need a goal, other than to beat Malcolm,” Todd said. “Something to aim for. What do you want to get with th
e money?”
I explained about the shoes.
“Fuck the fuck-me heels. You can have those but you’re going to earn megabucks. What’s something huge you want to aim for?” Chase asked.
I sat back for a moment resting against the back of the couch. “I would really love to go on a vacation where you are at the edge of the ocean and you eat on the beach. What people have for honeymoons, except I’m not married. But I have no one to go with and I’m not doing that on my own. I just don’t see why honeymooners should own that kind of holiday. I want to be spoiled and massaged.”
“We will come with you, babe. We need a break.” Chase declared to Todd.
“Yeah, well, great that we have these full and frank discussions where everyone gets their say.” Todd raised an eyebrow.
“So, I’ll go with you on my own, honey.” Chase mock-whispered.
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