"What could the police do except make trouble for everybody, including me? I came to Honolulu to rest, Mr. Helm, and to enjoy myself a little if possible, not to answer a policeman's silly, suspicious questions. It's not as if I'd been robbed. I've lost nothing that the police can get back for me, have I? But there is a certain amount of damage. I called you because your name was mentioned. I thought it might be worth something to you not to have me tell this to the authorities."
I regarded her for a moment. It was the first time I'd seen her without the sunglasses. Her eyes were gray. They had a glint of humor in them. She didn't look like the type to say what she'd just said, even with a bloody towel against her head.
I said in a tentative way, "Blackmail, Mrs. McLain?" Her smile was a little stronger this time. "Of course, Mr. Helm. What did you expect?"
"What do you want?"
She laughed her soft laugh. "Why, my dear man. 1 want you to clean up this mess, since you seem to be, indirectly at least, responsible for it. I want you to take a look at this bump on my head and tell me if I need a doctor. And if I do, I want you to get me one who'll keep his mouth shut."
"Why?"
"I didn't come clear to Hawaii to have my name plastered all over the newspapers. My loving husband would laugh himself sick. He'd say that's what I got for going off alone."
It wasn't the strongest argument in the world, but I didn't challenge it. Instead I said, "What makes you think I can find you a silent-type doctor?"
She glanced at the gun I still held. "Don't be silly. A man who carries one of those things usually knows his way around, doesn't he?"
"And that's all you want?" I put the revolver away.
She smiled again. "I'm afraid you've been associating with the wrong kind of people. Did you think I was going to hold you up for money?"
"It's been tried. For money, and for other valuable considerations."
"And I'm sure you gave the extortioner a very rough time in every instance. You look like a man who would. But I feel that my demands are quite reasonable, don't you? I mean, it does seem to be because of you that I was honored by this visit, or should I say visitation?" She frowned. "I'm going to try not to pry into your business, at least not yet. I have a certain amount of discretion, and it warns me not to question a man carrying a large pistol, presumably loaded. But maybe you'll condescend to tell me: does every lady you encounter for a moment at a cocktail party receive this kind of attention? If so, I should think it would soon put a blight on your social life."
"I'm afraid we just happened to meet at the wrong moment," I said. "Apparently it caused the wrong people to jump to the wrong conclusions."
"I see." She hesitated. "Do you know an individual named Rath, Mr. Helm? Lawrence Rath?"
"Not under that name," I said. "Why?"
"I said there were two men involved. Now I think of it, I believe there were three. There was also a man who'd just struck up an acquaintance with me in the cocktail lounge or whatever you call it-that pavilion place-and insisted on buying me drinks. At the time, of course, I thought he was just plying me with liquor for the usual reasons; that's why I walked out on him. I decided he was too obvious to be entertaining. Now I wonder if he wasn't just trying to keep me from my room long enough for the other two to finish searching it." She glanced at me sharply. "You don't know him? A rather intriguing-looking man, with the shoulders of an ape and the face of a fallen angel."
Well, it was about time the Monk showed his face locally, as well as his voice. I grinned at Isobel McLain. "That's great poetry, ma'am," I said, "but it doesn't constitute much of a description. I'm afraid my acquaintance doesn't boast many angels, fallen or otherwise. Apes, now that's a different matter."
She was watching me shrewdly. "You use a lot of words, Mr. Helm, but none of them say no. I think you do know the man I mean." After a moment she shrugged. "Well, all right. Just fix up this place so I can sleep in it and the maid won't have hysterics in the morning."
I moved toward the bed. "If you don't mind, I'd like to see about that bump on your head first. Did you get a look at either of the two men in here?"
"You over-estimate my courage. I kept my eyes tightly closed and acted just as dead as I could… Ouch!"
"Sorry," I said, leaning over to part the hair above her ear. Whether or not she was genuine-a question I hadn't answered to my own satisfaction-her blood certainly was. "Well, you have a small scalp nick, about a quarter of an inch long," I reported after a brief examination.
"Is that all? From the way it's been bleeding, I thought I'd been slashed to the bone."
"Head wounds often bleed a lot," I said. "I don't think you need a doctor for that. It's too small to require stitching. However, there's no telling what's under it. I mean, you could have a concussion, or even a fracture."
"Wouldn't I have been knocked out completely, if it were that serious?"
"Not necessarily."
"If it were yours, would you see a doctor about it?"
I said, "That's beside the point. Let's say that I know from experience that my skull is fairly durable."
She said, "Well, suppose I just take it easy for a day or so. Then if my eyes begin to cross or I have dizzy spells or start stuttering or something, we can consult the medical profession. In the meantime, why don't you bring in a wet washcloth and help me get rid of this gore? I washed off some of it, but I felt too awful, standing up, to get it all. And make me a drink. There's Scotch over there on the dresser."
"No drinks," I said. "Not with a possible concussion."
She looked up irritably. "Mr. Helm, if I'd wanted real medical advice, I'd have called a real doctor. Now make me a drink like a good boy, and if it scrambles my brains I'll remember that you advised against it. Is that satisfactory?"
"Yes, ma'am," I said humbly.
"And bring my sleeping pills here so I'll have them handy. They're in the medicine thing in the bathroom."
"Sure," I said. "Your life's your own, Mrs. McLain. If you insist on ending it tonight, who am I to stand in your way?"
"What do you mean?" she demanded.
"People have died from mixing alcohol and barbiturates. Add to the mixture a nasty bump on the noggin, and the results should be very interesting. Where did you say you kept those pills?"
She sighed. "My God, you're just a little mine of information, aren't you? All right, I'll settle for the Scotch. No ice. A dash of water. Tell me, Mr. Helm, with that gun you must be one of three things: a criminal, a policeman, or a secret agent. Which is it?"
"Can't I be just a man with a gun?" I asked. "No? All right, then, I'm an agent."
"You said that a little too easily. An agent of what, or should I say, of whom?"
"Of the U. S. Government, naturally. Would I say Russia or China even if it were true?"
"If you're telling the truth-I don't say I believe you, but if you are-does that make those other men Russian or Chinese?"
"Those are certainly two possibilities," I said, and hesitated, but it didn't seem like the time or the place for long-winded explanations, true or false. I had a hunch she was a lady who'd be intrigued by mystification, so I took refuge in security. "I'm afraid that's as much as I can tell you, Mrs. McLain."
"I see." She shrugged her pretty shoulders. "Well, I must say you're damn slow with the drinks… Ah, thanks." She took the glass I offered her. By the time I returned with a wrung-out washcloth, it was half empty. I cleaned the blood off her fingers and got what she'd missed on her face and neck. She kept her eyes closed during most of this operation, but suddenly she opened them and looked up with a hint of malice. "How do you feel, Mr. Helm?"
I didn't pretend not to catch her meaning. "Frustrated," I said. "Being a gentleman, I obviously can't make a pass at a lady with concussion of the brain. But you could have picked a more discreet nightie, ma'am."
She laughed. "That was nicely said. I was feeling very unattractive, but you reassure me. Now try to tidy up the room a bit. You've be
en married, haven't you?"
"Yes," I said.
"It shows on a man. Well, then, you shouldn't have too much trouble putting my belongings back in some kind of order; you'll know how a woman likes her things. And tomorrow you'll take me to lunch and tell me all about yourself and your mysterious work. At the Royal Hawaiian, I think. Yes, the Royal Hawaiian, with all those bright, brittle people showing off for each other. I don't expect you to compromise your silly security, of course. All you have to do is answer my impertinent questions with amusing lies. And then we'll settle on a nice place to have dinner together… Yes, Mr. Helm?"
I said, "Skip it. You're old enough to know your own mind."
She smiled slowly. "You know, that's quite true if not very flattering. And I'm also old enough to understand that continuing to associate with you may involve me in more disagreeable situations like this one. That's what you were going to point out to me, wasn't it?"
"Yes."
She said, "Mr. Helm, I'm fully aware of it, and I think it's wonderful. I've been bored to tears ever since I came to Honolulu. If there's anything duller than a bunch of people cavorting about in skimpy bathing suits, it's a bunch of people cavorting about in silly native costumes. Most fashionable resorts display only one of these aberrations; here you get both. I tell you, I've been bored practically to suicide for the best part of a week, but it's a funny thing, Mr. Helm: tonight I have a splitting headache, my room looks like a junk yard, I've ruined a pair of perfectly good nylons and got blood all over an expensive dress-but I'm not bored any longer. So tomorrow I want you to take me to lunch, and I want you to be sure to bring your gun. I've never had lunch with a man wearing a gun. Now make me another drink, like a good boy, and clean up this rat's nest, and get out of here so I can go to sleep."
"Yes, ma'am."
As I got to work, I was aware of her watching me in a speculative way, like a farmer who's bought a horse and wonders if he's made a good deal. Whatever she was, I decided, she was pretty good. If she was, as she'd intimated, just a hard-drinking society woman looking for screwball kicks, she at least had a certain amount of courage, to take the night's events in her stride and risk more of the same.
And if, as seemed quite possible, she was something else entirely, it was still a good act well performed. In either case, it looked as if I wasn't going to be suffering from loneliness if she had her way.
Well, I hadn't been feeling exactly neglected in Honolulu even before she came along.
Chapter Seven
IN THE MORNING I went swimming again, on the theory that it's not a bad idea, in critical times, to give the impression of being a creature of habit. It has been known to throw people off guard, even people who should know better. Besides, I was kind of curious to see if Jill would show up for our surfing date after what had happened between us last night. I wasn't laying any bets either way, since the decision wasn't hers, but the Monk's, and I couldn't predict how clever he'd try to be.
It was another clear tropical morning, with the sky brightening behind the rim of volcanic rock to the east of Waikiki, but today I didn't have the sunrise to myself. Down the beach a little way, a couple of pretty, sleepy-looking girls in bikinis were being entertained by a couple of husky, wide-awake young men wearing sawed-off khaki trunks and military dog tags. I assumed they were off the transport we'd seen heading into port the night before, and I admired the speed with which they had established diplomatic relations with the natives.
They barely noticed me as I braved the cool morning waves very briefly. Afterward, I took a long time drying myself and sat on the sea wall for a while just looking at the ocean. I was a little surprised, as I had been before, at the lack of traffic out there. It was my impression that in good weather just about anywhere along the edge of the American continent in summer you'd see multitudes of assorted vessels day and night. Here, off the largest harbor in the Islands, one distant freighter was the only ship in sight.
There were no pleasure craft visible at all, except for a couple of the twin-hulled, sloop-rigged catamarans used for taking tourists for nautical joy-rides. They were being made ready down the beach for the day's business. I wondered idly about the deserted ocean: maybe these waters were too dangerous for small boats, for reasons hidden from a landlubber like me.
"Oh, there you are!" said Jill's voice. "When I didn't see you, I thought… I was afraid you'd decided not to come."
I looked up. She was wearing a different bathing suit this morning-if you could call it a suit-and the guy who'd invented checked blue gingham would have wept to see what she was doing to a couple of scraps of his theoretically demure and modest material. She had the same old red board on her head, however.
I said, "Hell, are you still around, Sexy? I figured after last night's flop, you'd run to Big Brother and have him find you somebody easier to seduce."
Jill turned pink. "I… I brought another board," she said resolutely after a moment.
"My God, you're a real little optimist." I said. "If I don't trust you on dry land, what makes you think I'm going to trust you in forty feet of water?"
"It's not that deep," she said. "Just a minute. Let me get rid of this one." She started toward the water's edge, and looked back awkwardly, hampered by her unwieldy burden. "Please? Be nice, Matt. You know I'm only obeying orders."
"That's what the commandant of Auschwitz said as he fired up his ovens each morning." I sighed and rose.
"Oh, all right. Where is this damn board? I suppose you've got it rigged so it'll either blow me up or sink me…
The boys with the dog tags revised their opinions of me steeply upward when they saw what I'd drawn for a surfing instructor. They stared so hard and so long that their girls turned audibly peevish. Meanwhile I was learning how to stand on a surfboard in shallow water, not the easiest balancing act in the world, even with Jill to steady the thing. After I'd fallen off three times, she said I had the general idea, and got her own board, and demonstrated the prone paddling technique. You could also paddle kneeling, she said, but I'd better not try that until I got my equilibrium working a little better.
It was quite a lesson. Just getting out there wasn't easy and catching a wave right, even with Jill to give me the timing and an initial shove, seemed for a while to be next to impossible. I hadn't tackled a new sport for a good many years, and I'd forgotten how clumsy a reasonably well-coordinated man can be when he really tries.
Then a big one came along, curling nicely as it reached us, and she pushed me off and called to me to stand up, as she had half a dozen times before. This time, however, I made it all the way to my feet without falling off, and as I found my balance I felt the thing really start to go. It was a strange sensation, hissing shoreward on a tender, tricky little plank with the wave roaring angrily right astern. I saw how it could become habit-forming, like skiing or auto racing.
I rode it clear out, and dropped down at last, and paddled back out to where Jill sat on her board, waiting for me.
"Not too bad," she said. "Now on the next one, try to steer it a little, just to get the feel. Throw your weight back a bit and tilt the board in the direction you want to go. You're not going to be able to ride big surf straight off like this, you know. You'll want to turn at once, the minute you catch the wave, and slide across the face of it, away from the break… Matt?"
"Yes?"
"Who's the frigid brunette, anyway? The one you were talking to at the party?"
I grinned. "What makes you think she's frigid?"
"Sorry. Didn't mean to insult your dreamboat. I hope you had a lovely time in her room last night."
I said, "You're just jealous because I spurned you for another woman. Maybe I'm tired of tanned blondes. I could also get tired of being watched all the time."
"That would be tough," she said coolly. "Real tough. Take it up with Washington, Mart. You know there's nothing I can do about it. And you haven't answered my question."
I said, "If she's anything but Mrs.
Kenneth McLain from Washington, D.C., I don't know about it."
Jill said, "She may be Mrs. Kenneth McLain, but she's not from Washington, D.C. We've checked her out that far already. And she was asking for you here. Before you arrived. Here at the hotel."
I thought this over for a moment. "Thanks for the tip," I said. "I had a hunch she was a little too good to be true. So that's why Monk decided to have her room searched. I wondered. Of course you could be lying to me."
"Of course," Jill said, smiling.
I grimaced. "Well, whatever she is, tell your friends that batting folks over the head with gun barrels is clumsy technique, not to mention the fact that it's hard on the guns. There are plenty of other ways to take people out of action."
"How did you know it was a gun barrel?"
"A sap wouldn't have cut the scalp that way. You're sure she was inquiring about me? Before I came?"
"Quite sure." Jill glanced past me. "Outside! Get ready. See if you can catch this one all by yourself. When I say go, paddle like hell… Go!"
I felt the lift of the wave, stroked hard with both arms, and felt the board start to plane; then the nose dug into solid water, the rear end rose, and I was thrown off. Half the Pacific Ocean landed on top of me. I clawed myself to the surface, retrieved the board, and returned to Jill. She wasn't laughing when I got there, but that wasn't saying she hadn't laughed earlier.
"That's known as pearling, or pearl diving," she said. "You had your weight too far forward, so your board just dove for the bottom. Are you tired? You've been at it for almost an hour."
I said, "Let's see if I can't make just one more reasonably good ride so I know I've got the idea." I kicked my feet a bit to keep my board from swinging away from hers, and looked down into the clear water, some six feet deep. The coral down there looked brown and slimy alive, not bright and clean like the dead stuff you see in the stores. I said, "I hope you don't have any sharks around here. California's having a rash of them, from what I read in the papers."
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