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by Hank Davis


  “You’re wrong there, Mack,” said Carr. “We didn’t try telepathy, because we don’t know a thing about it. All we did was sit in a circle, holding hands with them and thinking hard at them. And of course it was no good. They probably thought it was just a game.”

  “Look,” pleaded Mack, “that inspector will be here in ten days or so. We have to think of something. Let’s get down to cases.”

  “If we could run the Shadows off somehow,” said Knight. “If we could scare them away—”

  “You know how to scare a Shadow?” Mack asked, “You got any idea what they might be afraid of?”

  Knight shook his head.

  “Our first job,” said Carr, “is to find out what a Shadow is like. We have to learn what kind of animal he is. He’s a funny kind, we know. He doesn’t have a mouth or nose or ears . . .”

  “He’s impossible,” Mack said. “There ain’t no such animal.”

  “He’s alive,” said Carr, “and doing very well. We have to find out how he gets his food, how he communicates, what tolerances he may have, what his responses are to various kinds of stimuli. We can’t do a thing about the Shadows until we have some idea of what we’re dealing with.”

  Knight agreed with him. “We should have started weeks ago. We made a stab at it, of course, but our hearts were never in it. We were too anxious to get started on the project.”

  Mack said bitterly: “Fat lot of good it did us.”

  “Before you can examine one, you have to have a subject,” I answered Knight. “Seems to me we should try to figure out how to catch a Shadow. Make a sudden move toward one and he disappears.”

  But even as I said it, I knew that was not entirely right. I remembered how Greasy had chased his Shadow from the cookshack, lamming him with the frying pan.

  And I remembered something else and I had a hunch and got a big idea, but I was scared to say anything about it. I didn’t even, for the moment, dare to let on to myself I had it.

  “We’d have to take one by surprise somehow and knock him out before he had a chance to disappear,” Carr said. “And it has to be a sure way, for if we try it once and fail we’ve put the Shadows on their guard and we’ll never have another chance.”

  Mack warned, “No rough stuff. You can’t go using violence until you know your critter. You don’t do any killing until you have some idea how efficiently the thing that you are killing can up and kill you back.”

  “No rough stuff,” Carr agreed. “If a Shadow can bollix up the innards of some of those big earthmovers, I wouldn’t like to see what he could do to a human body.”

  “It’s got to be fast and sure,” said Knight, “and we can’t even start until we know it is. If you hit one on the head with a baseball bat, would the bat bounce or would you crush the Shadow’s skull? That’s about the way it would be with everything we could think of at the moment.”

  Carr nodded. “That’s right. We can’t use gas, because a Shadow doesn’t breathe.”

  “He might breathe through his pores,” said Knight.

  “Sure, but we’d have to know before we tried using gas. We might jab a hypo into one, but what would you use in the hypo? First you’d have to find something that would knock a Shadow out. You might try hypnotism—”

  “I’d doubt hypnotism,” said Knight.

  “How about Doc?” I asked. “If we could knock out a Shadow, would Doc give him a going over? If I know Doc, he’d raise a lot of hell. Claim the Shadow was an intelligent being and that it would be in violation of medical ethics to examine one without first getting its consent.”

  “You get one,” Mack promised grimly, “and I’ll handle Doc.”

  “He’ll do a lot of screaming.”

  “I’ll handle Doc,” repeated Mack. “This inspector is going to be here in a week or so—”

  “We wouldn’t have to have it all cleared up,” said Knight. “If we could show the inspector that we had a good lead, that we were progressing, he might play ball with us.”

  I was seated with my back to the entrance of the tent and I heard someone fumbling with the canvas.

  Mack said: “Come in, Greasy. Got something on your mind?”

  Greasy walked in and came up to the table. He had the bottom of his apron tucked into his trouser band, the way he always did when he wasn’t working, and he held something in his hand. He tossed it on the table.

  It was one of the bags that the Shadows carried at their belts!

  We all sucked in our breath and Mack’s hair fairly stood on end.

  “Where did you get this?” he demanded.

  “Off my Shadow, when he wasn’t looking.”

  “When he wasn’t looking!”

  “Well, you see, it was this way, Mack. That Shadow is always into things. I stumble over him everywhere I go. And this morning he had his head halfway into the dishwasher and that bag was hanging on his belt, so I grabbed up a butcher knife and just whacked it off.”

  As Mack got up and pulled himself to his full height, you could see it was hard for him to keep his hands off Greasy.

  “So that was all you did,” he said in a low, dangerous voice.

  “Sure,” said Greasy. “There was nothing hard about it.”

  “All you’ve done is spill the beans to them! All you’ve done is made it almost impossible—”

  “Maybe not,” Knight interrupted in a hurry.

  “Now that the damage has been done,” said Carr, “we might as well have a look. Maybe there’s a clue inside that bag.”

  “I can’t open it,” grumbled Greasy. “I tried every way I know. There’s no way to open it.”

  “And while you were trying to open it,” asked Mack, “what was the Shadow doing?”

  “He didn’t even notice. He had his head inside that washer. He’s as stupid as—”

  “Don’t say that! I don’t want anyone thinking a Shadow’s stupid. Maybe they are, but there’s no sense believing it until we’re sure.”

  Knight had picked up the bag and was turning it around and around in his hand. Whatever was inside was jingling as he turned and twisted it.

  “Greasy’s right,” he said. “I don’t see any way to get it open.”

  “You get out of here!” Mack roared at Greasy. “Get back to your work. Don’t you ever make another move toward any of the Shadows.”

  Greasy turned around and left, but he was no more than out of the tent when he gave a yelp that was enough to raise your scalp.

  I almost knocked the table over getting out of there to see what was going on.

  What was happening was no more than plain solemn justice.

  Greasy was running for all he was worth, and behind him was the Shadow with a frying pan, and every jump that Greasy took, the Shadow let him have it, and was every bit as good with that frying pan as Greasy was.

  Greasy was weaving and circling, trying to head back for the cookshack, but each time the Shadow got him headed off and went on chasing him.

  Everyone had stopped work to watch. Some of them were yelling advice to Greasy and some of the others were cheering on the Shadow. I’d have liked to stay and watch, but I knew that if I was going to put my hunch into execution, I’d never have a better chance to do it.

  So I turned and walked swiftly down the street to my own tent and ducked inside and got a specimen bag and came out again.

  I saw that Greasy was heading for the equipment pool and that the Shadow still was one long stride behind. Its arm was holding up well, for the frying pan never missed a lick.

  * * *

  I ran down to the cookshack and, at the door, I stopped and looked back. Greasy was shinnying up the derrick of a shovel and the Shadow was standing at the bottom, waving the frying pan as though daring him to come down and take it like a man. Everyone else was running toward the scene of action and there was no one, I was sure, who had noticed me.

  So I opened the cookshack door and stepped inside.

  The dishwasher was chugging away an
d everything was peaceable and quiet.

  I was afraid I might have trouble finding what I was looking for, but I found it in the third place I looked—underneath the mattress on Greasy’s bunk.

  I pulled the peeper out and slipped it in the bag and got out of there as fast as I could go.

  Stopping at my tent, I tossed the bag into a corner and threw some old clothes over it and then went out again.

  The commotion had ended. The Shadow was walking back toward the cookshack, with the pan tucked underneath its arm, and Greasy was climbing down off the shovel. The men were all gathered around the shovel, making a lot of noise, and I figured that it would take a long, long time for Greasy to live down what had happened. Although, I realized, he had it coming to him.

  I went back into Mack’s tent and found the others there. All three of them were standing beside the table, looking down at what lay there upon the surface.

  The bag had disappeared and had left behind a little pile of trinkets. Looking at the pile, I could see that they were miniatures of frying pans and kettles and all the other utensils that Greasy worked with. And there, half protruding out of the pile, was a little statuette of Greasy.

  I reached out a hand and picked up the statuette. There was no mistaking it—it was Greasy to a T. It was made of some sort of stone, as if it might have been a carving, and was delicate beyond all belief. Squinting closely, I could even see the lines on Greasy’s face.

  “The bag just went away,” said Knight. “It was lying here when we dashed out, and when we came back, it was gone and all this junk was lying on the table.”

  “I don’t understand,” Carr said.

  And he was right. None of us did.

  “I don’t like it,” Mack said slowly.

  I didn’t like it, either. It raised too many questions in my head and some of them were resolving into some miserable suspicions.

  “They’re making models of our stuff,” said Knight. “Even down to the cups and spoons.”

  “I wouldn’t mind that so much,” Carr said. “It’s the model of Greasy that gives me the jitters.”

  “Now let’s sit down,” Mack told us, “and not go off on any tangents. This is exactly the sort of thing we could have expected.”

  “What do you mean?” I prompted.

  “What do we do when we find an alien culture? We do just what the Shadows are doing. Different way, but the same objective. We try to find out all we can about this alien culture. And don’t you ever forget that, to the Shadows, we’re not only an alien culture, but an invading alien culture. So if they had any sense at all, they’d make it their business to find out as much about us as they could in the shortest time.”

  That made sense, of course. But this making of models seemed to be carrying it beyond what was necessary.

  And if they had made models of Greasy’s cups and spoons, of the dishwasher and the coffee pot, then they had other models, too. They had models of the earthmovers and the shovels and the dozers and all the rest of it And if they had a model of Greasy, they had models of Mack and Thorne and Carr and all the rest of the crew, including me.

  Just how faithful would those models be? How much deeper would they go than mere external appearances?

  I tried to stop thinking of it, for I was doing little more than scaring myself stiff.

  But I couldn’t stop. I went right on thinking.

  They had been gumming up equipment so that the mechanics had to rip the machines all apart to get them going once again. There seemed no reason in the world why the Shadows should be doing that, except to find out what the innards of those machines were like. I wondered if the models of the equipment might not be faithful not only so far as the outward appearance might go, but faithful as well on the most intricate construction of the entire machine.

  And if that was true, was that faithfulness also carried out in the Greasy statuette? Did it have a heart and lungs, blood vessels and brain and nerve? Might it not also have the very essence of Greasy’s character, the kind of animal he was, what his thoughts and ethics might be?

  I don’t know if, at that very moment, the others were thinking the same thing, but the looks on their faces argued that they might have been.

  Mack put out a finger and stirred the contents of the pile, scattering the miniatures all about the tabletop.

  Then his hand darted out and picked up something and his face went red with anger.

  Knight asked: “What is it, Mack?”

  “A peeper!” said Mack, his words rasping in his throat. “There’s a model of a peeper!”

  All of us sat and stared and I could feel the cold sweat breaking out on me.

  “If Greasy has a peeper,” Mack said woodenly, “I’ll break his scrawny neck.”

  “Take it easy, Mack,” said Carr.

  “You know what a peeper is?”

  “Sure, I know what a peeper is.”

  “You ever see what a peeper does to a man who used one?”

  “No, I never did.”

  “I have.” Mack threw the peeper model back on the table and turned and went out of the tent. The rest of us followed him.

  Greasy was coming down the street, with some of the men following along behind, kidding him about the Shadow treeing him.

  Mack put his hands on his hips and waited.

  Greasy got almost to us.

  “Greasy!” said Mack.

  “Yes, Mack.”

  “You hiding out a peeper?”

  Greasy blinked, but he never hesitated. “No, sir,” he said, lying like a trooper. “I wouldn’t rightly know one if somebody should point it out to me. I’ve heard of them, of course.”

  “I’ll make a bargain with you,” said Mack. “If you have one, just hand it over to me and I’ll bust it up and fine you a full month’s wages and that’s the last that we’ll say about it. But if you lie to me and we find you have one hidden out, I’ll can you off the job.”

  I held my breath. I didn’t like what was going on and I thought what a lousy break it was that something like this should happen just when I had swiped the peeper. Although I was fairly sure that no one had seen me sneak into the cookshack—at least I didn’t think they had.

  Greasy was stubborn. He shook his head. “I haven’t got one, Mack.”

  Mack’s face got hard. “All right. We’ll go down and see.”

  He headed for the cookshack and Knight and Carr went along with him, but I headed for my tent.

  It would be just like Mack, when he didn’t find the peeper in the cookshack, to search the entire camp. If I wanted to stay out of trouble, I knew, I’d better be zipping out of camp and take the peeper with me.

  Benny was squatted outside the tent, waiting for me. He helped me get the roller out and then I took the specimen bag with the peeper in it and stuffed it in the roller’s carrying bag.

  I got on the roller and Benny jumped on the carrier behind me and sat there showing off, balancing himself—like a kid riding a bicycle with no hands.

  “You hang on,” I told him sharply. “If you fall off this time, I won’t stop to pick you up.”

  I am sure he didn’t hear me, but however that may be, he put his arms around my waist and we were off in a cloud of dust.

  Until you’ve ridden on a roller, you haven’t really lived. It’s like a roller coaster running on the level. But it is fairly safe and it gets you there. It’s just two big rubber doughnuts with an engine and a seat and it could climb a barn if you gave it half a chance. It’s too rambunctious for civilized driving, but it is just the ticket for an alien planet.

  We set off across the plain toward the distant foothills. It was a fine day, but for that matter, every day was fine on Stella IV. It was an ideal planet, Earth-like, with good weather nearly all the time, crammed with natural resources, free of vicious animal life or deadly virus—a planet that virtually pleaded for someone to come and live on it.

  And in time there’d be people here. Once the administration cen
ter was erected, the neat rows of houses had been built, once the shopping center had been installed, the dams built, the power plant completed—then there would be people. And in the years to come, sector by sector, project community by community, the human race would spread across the planet’s face. But it would spread in an orderly progression.

  Here there would be no ornery misfits slamming out on their own, willy-nilly, into the frontier land of wild dream and sudden death; no speculators, no strike-it-rich, no go-for-broke. Here there would be no frontier, but a systematic taking over. And here, for once, a planet would be treated right.

  But there was more to it than that, I told myself.

  If Man was to keep going into space, he would have to accept the responsibility of making proper use of the natural resources that he found there. Just because there might be a lot of them was no excuse for wasting them. We were no longer children and we couldn’t gut every world as we had gutted Earth.

  By the time an intelligence advances to a point where it can conquer space, it must have grown up. And now it was time for the human race to prove that it was adult. We couldn’t go ravaging out into the Galaxy like a horde of greedy children.

  Here on this planet, it seemed to me, was one of the many proving grounds on which the race of Man must stand and show its worth.

  Yet if we were to get the job done, if we were to prove anything at all, there was another problem that first must be met and solved. If it was the Shadows that were causing all our trouble, then somehow we must put a stop to it. And not merely put a stop to it, but understand the Shadows and their motives. For how can anybody fight a thing, I asked myself, that he doesn’t understand?

  And to understand the Shadows, we’d agreed back in the tent, we had to know what kind of critters they might be. And before we could find that out, we had to grab off one for examination. And that first grab had to be perfect, for if we tried and failed, if we put them on their guard, there’d be no second chance.

  But the peeper, I told myself, might give us at least one free try. If I tried the peeper and it didn’t work, no one would be the wiser. It would be a failure that would go unnoticed.

 

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