The Complete Works of William Shakespeare In Plain and Simple English (Translated)

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by William Shakespeare


  That have died manly, which will seek of me

  Some news from earth, they shall get none but this—

  That thou art brave and noble.

  Come here,

  take these cold chains off me, give me a sword,

  even if it's rusty, and be so kind as to let me have

  one meal; then come to me,

  with a good sword in your hand, and just say

  that Emily is yours, I will forgive you

  for the wrong you have done me, even for taking my life

  if you can manage it, and brave souls in the underworld

  that have died manly deaths, when they ask me

  for news from Earth all I will tell them is that

  you are brave and noble.

  ARCITE

  Be content,

  Again betake you to your hawthorn house.

  With counsel of the night, I will be here

  With wholesome viands; these impediments

  Will I file off; you shall have garments, and

  Perfumes to kill the smell o’ th’ prison; after,

  When you shall stretch yourself, and say but, “Arcite,

  I am in plight,” there shall be at your choice

  Both sword and armor.

  Calm yourself,

  go back into your hawthorn bush.

  Under cover of night, I will come here

  with good food; I shall file off

  your chains; I will bring you clothes, and

  perfume is to drown the smell of the prison; after that,

  when you have stretched yourself, and told me

  that you are feeling better, you shall be provided

  with both sword and armour.

  PALAMON

  O you heavens, dares any

  So noble bear a guilty business? None

  But only Arcite; therefore none but Arcite

  In this kind is so bold.

  Oh you heavens, is there anyone who's guilty

  who can look so noble? Nobody

  except for Arcite; and so there's nobody but Arcite

  who can be as bold as this.

  ARCITE

  Sweet Palamon—

  Sweet Palamon–

  PALAMON

  I do embrace you and your offer. For

  Your offer do’t I only, sir; your person

  Without hypocrisy I may not wish

  More than my sword’s edge on’t.

  I embrace you and your offer. I'm

  only doing it for your offer, sir; I would

  be a hypocrite if I wished any more for your body

  than to have it beneath the edge of my sword.

  Wind horns off. Cornets.

  ARCITE

  You hear the horns:

  Enter your musit, lest this match between ’s

  Be cross’d ere met. Give me your hand, farewell.

  I’ll bring you every needful thing. I pray you

  Take comfort and be strong.

  You hear the horns:

  go back into your hiding place in case our battle

  should be stopped before we've begun. Give me your hand, farewell.

  I'll bring you everything you need. I ask you to

  be hopeful and strong.

  PALAMON

  Pray hold your promise;

  And do the deed with a bent brow. Most certain

  You love me not; be rough with me, and pour

  This oil out of your language. By this air,

  I could for each word give a cuff, my stomach

  Not reconcil’d by reason.

  Please keep your promise;

  and do the deed with a frown. It's certain

  that you don't love me; be rude to me, and

  stop using this sweet language. I swear,

  I could give your belt for each word, if

  my anger wasn't controlled by my common sense.

  ARCITE

  Plainly spoken,

  Yet pardon me hard language. When I spur

  My horse, I chide him not; content and anger

  In me have but one face.

  Wind horns within.

  Hark, sir, they call

  The scatter’d to the banquet. You must guess

  I have an office there.

  You speak plainly,

  but you must allow me not to use rough language. When I urge on

  my horse, I don't speak roughly to him; happiness and anger

  look the same in me.

  Listen, sir, they are calling

  the scattered crowd to the banquet. You must know

  that I am expected there.

  PALAMON

  Sir, your attendance

  Cannot please heaven, and I know your office

  Unjustly is achiev’d.

  Sir, your attendance

  will not be smiled on by the gods, and I know your position

  has been achieved through cheating.

  ARCITE

  I've a good title.

  I am persuaded this question, sick between ’s,

  By bleeding must be cur’d. I am a suitor

  That to your sword you will bequeath this plea,

  And talk of it no more.

  I have every right to be there.

  I see that the only way to solve

  the argument between us is by spilling blood.

  I must ask you to settle the matter with the sword,

  and let's have no more talking.

  PALAMON

  But this one word:

  You are going now to gaze upon my mistress,

  For note you, mine she is—

  I'll just say this:

  you are now going to look at my mistress,

  for you must know, she is mine–

  ARCITE

  Nay then—

  No but-

  PALAMON

  Nay, pray you—

  You talk of feeding me to breed me strength;

  You are going now to look upon a sun

  That strengthens what it looks on; there you have

  A vantage o’er me, but enjoy’t till

  I may enforce my remedy. Farewell.

  No, please–

  you talk of feeding me to make me strong;

  you are now going to look at a sun

  that strengthens everything it shines on; so you have

  an advantage over me, but enjoy it until

  I can make things right. Farewell.

  Exeunt severally.

  Another part of the forest near Athens.

  (Jailer’s Daughter)

  Enter Jailer’s Daughter alone.

  JAILER’S DAUGHTER

  He has mistook the brake I meant, is gone

  After his fancy. ’Tis now well-nigh morning;

  No matter, would it were perpetual night,

  And darkness lord o’ th’ world! Hark, ’tis a wolf!

  In me hath grief slain fear, and but for one thing,

  I care for nothing, and that’s Palamon.

  I reck not if the wolves would jaw me, so

  He had this file. What if I hallow’d for him?

  I cannot hallow. If I whoop’d, what then?

  If he not answer’d, I should call a wolf,

  And do him but that service. I have heard

  Strange howls this livelong night; why may’t not be

  They have made prey of him? He has no weapons,

  He cannot run, the jingling of his gyves

  Might call fell things to listen, who have in them

  A sense to know a man unarm’d, and can

  Smell where resistance is. I’ll set it down

  He’s torn to pieces. They howl’d many together,

  And then they fed on him. So much for that,

  Be bold to ring the bell. How stand I then?

  All’s char’d when he is gone. No, no, I lie:

  My father’s to be hang’d for his escape,

  Myself to beg, if I priz’d life so much

 
As to deny my act, but that I would not,

  Should I try death by dozens. I am mop’d:

  Food took I none these two days—

  Sipp’d some water. I have not clos’d mine eyes

  Save when my lids scour’d off their brine. Alas,

  Dissolve, my life, let not my sense unsettle

  Lest I should drown, or stab, or hang myself.

  O state of nature, fail together in me,

  Since thy best props are warp’d! So which way now?

  The best way is, the next way to a grave;

  Each errant step beside is torment. Lo

  The moon is down, the crickets chirp, the screech owl

  Calls in the dawn! All offices are done

  Save what I fail in. But the point is this—

  An end, and that is all.

  Exit.

  He's mistaken the thicket I meant, he's gone

  following his imagination. It's now almost morning;

  it wouldn't matter if night lasted forever,

  and darkness ruled the world! Listen, it's a wolf!

  Grief has killed my fear, and I only care

  about one thing, and that's Palamon.

  I don't care if the wolves chewed on me,

  as long as he got this file. What if I shouted for him?

  I cannot shout. If I did, what would happen?

  If he didn't answer, it would call a wolf,

  and that would only help him. I have heard

  strange howling all through the night; maybe

  they have killed him? He has no weapons,

  he cannot run, the jingling of his chains

  might give him away to evil things, they

  can sense when a man is unarmed, and can

  always tell whether he can fight back. I have to think

  he's been torn to pieces. So many of them howled together,

  and then they ate him. That's the end of that,

  ring the funeral bell. So where do I stand?

  Everything is finished now he's gone. No, no, I'm lying:

  my father will be hanged for his escape,

  I would beg for myself, if I cared enough about life

  to deny my act, but I wouldn't, even if

  I had to suffer a dozen deaths. I am dizzy:

  I haven't eaten for two days–

  I just sipped some water. I haven't closed my eyes

  except to blink away the tears. Alas,

  let my life end, don't let me go mad

  and drown, or stab, or hang, myself.

  Nature, let life slip away from me,

  since all that supports it is broken! Which way now?

  The best way is the way to the grave;

  every step that doesn't lead there is torture.

  Look, the moon is set, the crickets are chirping, the screech owl

  welcomes the dawn! All jobs have been done

  except mine, and I failed. In conclusion, all

  I want is for everything to end.

  Another part of the forest near Athens.

  (Arcite, Palamon)

  Enter Arcite with meat, wine, and files.

  ARCITE

  I should be near the place. Ho, cousin Palamon!

  I should be near the place. Hello, cousin Palamon!

  Enter Palamon.

  PALAMON

  Arcite?

  Arcite?

  ARCITE

  The same. I have brought you food and files.

  Come forth and fear not, here’s no Theseus.

  It's me. I have brought you food and files.

  Come out and don't be afraid, Theseus is not here.

  PALAMON

  Nor none so honest, Arcite.

  Nobody as honest as him, Arcite.

  ARCITE

  That’s no matter,

  We’ll argue that hereafter. Come, take courage,

  You shall not die thus beastly. Here, sir, drink—

  I know you are faint—then I’ll talk further with you.

  That's not important,

  we'll debate that afterwards. Come, take heart,

  you will not die in such horrible state. Here, sir, drink–

  I know you're faint–and then I'll talk more with you.

  PALAMON

  Arcite, thou mightst now poison me.

  Arcite, you could poison me now.

  ARCITE

  I might;

  But I must fear you first. Sit down, and good now

  No more of these vain parleys; let us not,

  Having our ancient reputation with us,

  Make talk for fools and cowards. To your health, etc.

  I could;

  but I'd have to be frightened of you to do it. Sit down,

  and let's have no more silly talk; let's not,

  bearing in mind our nobility,

  talk as if we were fools and cowards. Your good health.

  Drinks.

  PALAMON

  Do.

  Go on.

  ARCITE

  Pray sit down then, and let me entreat you

  By all the honesty and honor in you,

  No mention of this woman. ’Twill disturb us,

  We shall have time enough.

  Please sit down then, and I beg you

  by all the honesty and honour you have

  not to mention this woman. It will set us arguing,

  we have time enough for that.

  PALAMON

  Well, sir, I’ll pledge you.

  Well, sir, I'll drink your health.

  Drinks.

  ARCITE

  Drink a good hearty draught, it breeds good blood, man.

  Do not you feel it thaw you?

  Have a good drink, it will strengthen you, man.

  Can't you feel it heating you up?

  PALAMON

  Stay, I’ll tell you

  After a draught or two more.

  Wait, I'll tell you

  after a couple more swigs.

  ARCITE

  Spare it not,

  The Duke has more, coz. Eat now.

  Don't stint yourself cousin,

  the Duke has more. Now eat.

  PALAMON

  Yes.

  Yes.

  Eats.

  ARCITE

  I am glad

  You have so good a stomach.

  I'm glad

  you have such a good appetite.

  PALAMON

  I am gladder

  I have so good meat to’t.

  I'm more glad

  that I have such good food to satisfy it.

  ARCITE

  Is’t not mad lodging

  Here in the wild woods, cousin?

  Isn't it strange living

  here in the wild woods, cousin?

  PALAMON

  Yes, for them

  That have wild consciences.

  Yes, for those

  who have guilty consciences.

  ARCITE

  How tastes your victuals?

  Your hunger needs no sauce, I see.

  How is your food?

  You are hungry enough to need no sauce, I see.

  PALAMON

  Not much.

  But if it did, yours is too tart, sweet cousin.

  What is this?

  Not too much.

  But if I did, yours is too bitter, sweet cousin.

  What is this?

  ARCITE

  Venison.

  Venison.

  PALAMON

  ’Tis a lusty meat.

  Give me more wine. Here, Arcite, to the wenches

  We have known in our days! The Lord Steward’s daughter—

  Do you remember her?

  That's a strengthening meat.

  Give me more wine. Here, Arcite, drink to the girls

  we have known! The daughter of the Lord Steward–

  do you remember her?

  ARCITE

  After you, coz.

  The same as you, cousin.


  PALAMON

  She lov’d a black-hair’d man.

  She loved a black haired man.

  ARCITE

  She did so; well, sir?

  She did that; well, sir?

  PALAMON

  And I have heard some call him Arcite, and—

  And I've heard a rumour he was called Arcite, and–

  ARCITE

  Out with’t, faith!

  Spit it out, by God!

  PALAMON

  She met him in an arbor:

  What did she there, coz? Play o’ th’ virginals?

  She met him in a leafy glade:

  what did she do there, cousin? Play her piano?

  ARCITE

  Something she did, sir.

  She did something, sir.

  PALAMON

  Made her groan a month for’t;

  Or two, or three, or ten.

  She groaned for a month over it;

  or two, or three, or ten.

  ARCITE

  The Marshal’s sister

  Had her share too, as I remember, cousin,

  Else there be tales abroad. You’ll pledge her?

  The Marshal's sister

  had her share to, as I recall, cousin,

  or someone's spreading untrue rumours. You will drink to her?

  PALAMON

  Yes.

  Yes.

  ARCITE

  A pretty brown wench ’tis. There was a time

  When young men went a-hunting, and a wood,

  And a broad beech; and thereby hangs a tale.

  Heigh-ho!

  She's a pretty brown lass. There was a time

 

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